Dear people who think being a "secret admirer" is cute or romantic,
Please stop. They are creepy, and if you're being one you are creepy. There is nothing sweet about an unidentified person having your name, knowing what you look like, having your contact info, and knowing where to find you. It's really frightening, particularly since those of us who've had to deal with secret admirers don't even know enough about them to give the police a heads up on who to look at should we go missing.
Sincerely, a girl tired of dealing with creepy notions of "romance."