Dear overly happy best friend who repeatedly talks me into helping her make lemonade,
If you don't stop calling it "lemon-jade" because the lemons in your backyard are always "sour, like [me]", I don't care how much I love you, I will smack you. You know I hate puns.
Sincerely, your grumpy best friend, Jade
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