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Dear elevator in my apartment building,
Please stop doing that thing where you pause between floors (and maybe start to go back down a little if you were ascending before you paused) as if you're deciding whether or not to fall and kill me
Sincerely, terrified resident
HOW DARE THEY 3
YOU'RE A DOUCHE 3
I LIKE THIS 83
UMM, WTF?! 3
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