Dear guys,
You think your friend zone is bad?
Dear bragging parents,
I was high when I came home last night from a place I was not supposed to be.
Dear Facebook friends,
I. DON'T. GIVE. A. TOSS.
Dear Kids,
There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents.
Dear people of the world,
Please stop complaining about ads before YouTube videos.
Dear Napoleon,
Maybe next time you'll bring a coat.
Dear toilet,
Thank you for putting up with all of my crap.
Dear audience,
My dad's the mayor.
Dear textbook,
You could have made your point in less than 1000 pages.
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