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Dear 8th grade class trip to Washington DC,
(As we drive by the White House) "Alright guys, everybody wave to President Obama!"
Dear cheddar goldfish,
Please stop being so addicting.
Dear boys,
I accept geeky math/science/history/English based, fandom based, funny, sweet, and endearingly quirky pick up lines.
Dear world,
I have discovered something better then bubble wrap.
Dear ESPN,
Please return to sports journalism.
Dear dog,
Please continue to make that strange but cute face every time you are about to sneeze.
Dear Costume Stores,
Please include Halloween costumes for non-slutty girls in your inventory. That'd be great.
Dear IKEA,
Your magic arrows don't help.
Dear people of the world,
Riding horses is a sport. A rider needs the balance of a gymnast, grace of a ballerina, reflexes of a baseball player, and the strength of a football player.
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