Dear mom who said guys shouldnt wear pink,
if boys can't wear pink then girls can't wear blue
Sincerely, throwing out every single article of blue clothing you have
Dear pizza parlor near my base,
Please continue putting pizza shaped stickers that come apart like slices.
Sincerely, my roommate and I just delivered everyone "pizza"
Dear parents,
I promise I wasn't switching windows just because you were coming in the room!
Sincerely, it happens every time!
Dear beach-goers,
Thanks for the take-out!
Sincerely, seagulls.
Dear judgmental Athiest who thinks that he is better than everybody else,
You feel like religious people force their views down everybody's throats? Tell me again (for the thousandth time) how religion is pathetic and how everyone who believes in a god is stupid.
Sincerely, Pissed off Christian who just wishes that people can get along, regardless of their beliefs
Dear rude man,
Yes, I do go to a private school. No, I don't drive a Ferrari.
Sincerely, It's called an academic scholarship.
Dear boys,
Please ask me to dance next time.
Sincerely, girl standing by the wall during a slow dance
Dear men,
We're not all like Rihanna, we don't love the way you lie.
Sincerely, sane women everywhere.
Dear girls with naturally big boobs who complain about back pain and not having cute bras,
I'm not asking to have big boobs. Just larger than my original size.
Sincerely, 19 year-old girl with 34A size boobs
Dear college registrar office,
Please stop scheduling every class I need at the exact same time. You're making it really hard to graduate on time.
Sincerely, Stressed and concerned
