Dear 8th grade class trip to Washington DC,
(As we drive by the White House) "Alright guys, everybody wave to President Obama!"
Sincerely, with all five fingers please...
Dear cheddar goldfish,
Please stop being so addicting.
Sincerely, my after school snack nearly turned into dinner
I accept geeky math/science/history/English based, fandom based, funny, sweet, and endearingly quirky pick up lines.
Get some balls.
I have discovered something better then bubble wrap.
Sincerely, colored bubble wrap.
Please return to sports journalism.
Sincerely, Avoids crappy TV for a reason
Please continue to make that strange but cute face every time you are about to sneeze.
Dear Costume Stores,
Please include Halloween costumes for non-slutty girls in your inventory. That'd be great.
Sincerely, Girl With Standards
Your magic arrows don't help.
Sincerely, I've been trapped in here for 5 days
Dear people of the world,
Riding horses is a sport. A rider needs the balance of a gymnast, grace of a ballerina, reflexes of a baseball player, and the strength of a football player.
Sincerely, Been riding for 11 years and is sick of hearing negativity.