Dear brain,
Please learn the difference between bored and hungry
Sincerely, gaining pounds quickly
Dear Ke$ha,
And YOU are my only love...
Sincerely, Cocaine
Dear Cute Boy That I'm Talking To,
If you quote Harry Potter to me one more time, don't act surprised when I sleep with you.
Sincerely, Alohomora is the hottest thing you could say to me.
Dear people with cars as their profile picture,
I didn't know you were a transformer...
Sincerely, awesome!
Dear 9-10-11 12:13,
DANG IT!!! I was so close!!
Sincerely, checked the time at 12:14.
Dear dad,
Please never refer to my flip flops as "thongs" again.
Sincerely, you found my what?!
Dear college,
Please go smoother
Sincerely, freshman already wanting to quit
Dear World,
They say good men are hard to find.
Sincerely, Waldo.
Dear people who hate Shakespeare,
Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
Sincerely, lover of the Bard
Dear Conservative Grandfather,
Please know I used your Christmas money to pay for the morning after pill...
Sincerely, I'm so not sorry
