Dear "do not try this at home",
Okay! I'll go to my neighbor's house.
Sorry I said it was your network. My bad.
Dear girls that wear pajama pants to school,
I don't care how late you woke up. If you had time to put on two inches of makeup you had time to change your pants.
Dear little sister,
Sincerely, I can't even stub my toe properly around you!!!
Dear Iowa Tea Party,
Hitler killed and tortured millions of people because of their religion, race, and appearance; Obama is trying to reform health care, make college more affordable, and fix the problems of the pervious leaders. Yeah, you're right they are the same person.
Sincerely, Your Reality Check
Please stop making fun of Hufflepuffs.
Sincerely, At least we never tried to take over the world
Dear boy who broke my heart,
I watch Burn Notice, CSI, Psych, White Collar, Cops, Police POV, Dexter and NCIS.
Sincerely, ...there will be no evidence.
To whom it may concern,
We want people to be more cultured, yet travel costs are over the outrageous. We want to save the earth and be healthy, yet organic, but earth friendly foods cost more than generic. We want kids to have quality education, but only the "good schools" get funding.
Sincerely, What'$ wrong with thi$ picture?
Dear Great Grandpa,
They say only the good die young. You die of a heart attack running to save a child. You must have been one of the good guys.
Sincerely, I love you and wish I got to meet you, your great granddaughter