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Dear world,
You don't have to worry about the world ending in 2012. Phil of the Future came back from 2121.
Dear Private Schools,
Please Why do you make me write essays to get into your school?
Dear Spanish Teacher,
Please have us do a group project that requires us to work outside of school
Dear calendar,
Your days are numbered...
Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
Dear Canadian person,
Try being from England, I have to love tea, have bad teeth and have the Queen the center of my life.
Dear boy I like,
Please stop messing with my feelings. I know you don't like me that way, so please stop kissing me and acting sweet and lovey-dovey one minute, and ignoring my existence the next.
Dear Make-up companies,
What would happen if I put on cream designed to make me look 10 years younger?
Dear "That's what she said",
Yeah, she did, but not to you...
Dear thief who just stole my small handbag,
Sorry, but that particular bag is only used to hold pads and tampons.
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