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Dear Wizarding World,
If you kill the greatest wizard of all time, you become the greatest wizard of all time. Dumbledore was the greatest wizard of all time. Snape killed Dumbledore. Nagini killed Snape. Neville killed Nagini.
Dear doctors,
When you don't even know the name of my disorder, it scares me.
Dear that girl who has a normal Facebook profile picture,
Thank you
Dear flight attendent,
Please give me more than five peanuts, this is a 15 hour flight.
Dear people who make resolutions,
I can't wait to keep doing the same things I did last year.
Dear straight girlfriend,
Thank you for loving me for me and not my gender
Dear mom,
Please understand while I'm 21 and have a child you watch I'm stressed too...
Dear Money,
Please grow from a tree. It's 2010, this should be common place already.
Dear world,
You know something's wrong when an eleven year old girl asks Santa for bigger boobs.
Dear Friend,
Don't ever again pretend to commit suicide.
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