Dear brother,
If you leave the toilet seat up, I leave my tampon box on the ground.
Dear Disney Channel Original Movie "My Babysitter's a Vampire",
Original, huh?
Dear peanut butter and jelly:,
I only use you together, and your jars are the same size. Why don't you run out at the same time?
Dear jerk that keeps parking in my spot at work,
Please keep your car out of my spot. Oh and lace up your Nike's you have got to run to catch upp with the tow truck
Dear Internet,
Please stop with the talking ads that start on their own.
Dear Blue's clues,
Thank you for defying stereotypes by making blue a girl and magenta a boy.
Dear women who have husbands over seas serving out country,
I have so much more respect for you now.
Dear college students who just moved in next door,
Please stop blowing off legit fireworks right outside my window. I just peed my pants.
Dear Friends,
Ok, I admit it. I started feeling cold half an hour ago. But I'm six and a half hours out of seven wandering around Poland in a t-shirt in October, and I'll be damned if I admit it at this point.
Dear crazy lady across the street with 14 cats,
Please buy some Febreeze or something, I can smell your house all the way over here.
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