Dear Mathematicians,
Here's a hint: X will always equal 10.
Dear Ariel,
So what you're really saying is if you fall in love with a stranger, steal his stuff, lie to your father, sell your body, genetically alter yourself for him, and THEN you can live happily ever after? Got it.
Dear Teacher who said that she doesn't want to work all day and then go home and grade papers.,
What do you think homework is?
Dear girl at the gym in a sparkly top designer leather jacket and fuzzy flip-flops,
You do realize you are in the women's only exercise room of the gym, right? Complaining to your friend about how their are no hott guys in here just makes you look stupid.
Dear twerk,
Please do something to your choreography, you don’t even move your arms!
Dear neighbour,
Please do not knock on my door at 2:30 in the morning.
Dear little sister,
No matter what mom says, your period is not a "glorious shedding of new life." It is misery.
Dear Canadian who's had free health care all her life and doesn't see what the big deal is,
Obama isn't making our health care free. He's forcing us to have it or pay a $7,000 tax. We either pay out of our paychecks, or pay out of our wallet at the end of the year.
Dear movie industry,
Please make a movie where the fat girl gets the boy BEFORE becoming skinny
Dear boy with an Irish accent,
Please continue to talk forever.
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