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Dear world,
How did we go from " I Want To Hold Your Hand" to "I Wanna F**k You" in 50 years?!
Dear Myspace,
I bet you could still make a comeback, just make a "Dislike" button...
Dear boyfriend of a year and one half,
If you threaten to break up with me again actually do it! I still have the video of you singing "Kissing U" into my nieces' princess wand.
Dear future husband,
Please Thank you for continually supporting and loving me as you discover my faults. Thank you for never being angry and just understanding my needs. No one has ever made me feel beautiful or worthwhile before. I love you.
Dear teenage couple making out in the car next to mine,
Forget you. Being single is awesome. Watch me stuff this big piece of bread into my mouth unattractively because I've got no one to impress.
Dear chemistry teacher,
Thank you for showing that even a sixty something white male teaching in a catholic school knows how wrong it is to discriminate against homosexuals and transexuals.
Dear Ex Boyfriend,
Next time you break up with someone don't have your friend do it for you.
Dear couple in line at Walmart,
Don't you think you should of bought the condoms first?
Dear Norwegian Cruise Line ticket taker,
Please know that when you asked my husband if he was traveling with an "under 18", it was the funniest way for us to start our honeymoon!
Dear people who say "Bae",
You do realize that Bae means poop, right?
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