Dear Colleges,
Including race in your application process (even if to increase diversity ratings) is just another way to draw line between us.
Sincerely, [x] I do not wish to release this information at this time.
Dear Bladder,
Please stop being so dramatic. I drank one iced tea... you shouldn't need to be emptied 5 times.
Sincerely, Wishes adult diapers were fashionable
Dear friends who make fun of my boyfriend because he does karate,
He's a black belt, which makes him one step closer to a ninja.
Sincerely, proud girlfriend.
Dear School Board,
Our music and theatre programs turn a profit. Our football team bleeds money through the nose. Please take this into consideration when planning "budget cuts".
Sincerely, a concerned student, and his tax-paying parents.
Dear girls making fun of the girl with glasses,
With or without glasses she is still better looking and nicer then you!
Sincerely, boy sitting behind you.
Dear kids who say they want to be older,
Shall we switch?
Sincerely, teens who want nap time.
Dear Miley Cyrus,
I heard you can't stop. Please, learn to.
Sincerely, everyone who watched the VMA's
Dear Guy I Made Out with Last Week,
I like you but you're skinnier than me. Please eat a burger and then we'll talk.
Sincerely, The Girl you Made Out with Last Week
Dear guy,
Wow. "You are much less of a witch than your sister" is such a great pick up line! I am so sorry I didn't give you my number.
Sincerely, are you serious?
Dear bra companies,
Please understand that girl with big boob also deserve cute stuff!
Sincerely, annoyed girl looking for a cute bra and panty set
