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Dear doctors,
Can't you just say "it's gonna hurt like crazy...?"
Dear girls,
I have a six pack.
Dear girlfriend,
Please forgive me for proposing to you by putting the engagement ring in your drink.
Dear anti-gun people,
It's my rights, and a guy in china killed twenty people with a knife... are you gonna want to take those away too.
Dear Little Brother,
I'm so proud of you and when you said 'no' to the drugs your "friends" offered. You're growing up to be an amazing person.
Dear no thirteenth floor,
Please explain why you skip straight from twelve to fourteen. What makes you so sure that whatever makes thirteen unlucky can read numbers but can't count?
Dear finals,
They may be doing you, but all they can think about is me.
Dear Disney Stars,
Please lay off the drugs. There's actually a couple of children watching your shows.
Dear self,
I know, I know. It's not fair that others don't understand and will never understand what you are going through. But don't use that as an excuse to feel sorry for yourself...you have been doing that for long enough. Now put down that carton of ice cream and go to the gym! It will be worth it!
Dear Brain,
Please let go and try to have a little fun sometimes.
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