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Dear DJ who played 'Love the Way You Lie',
It's probably inappropriate to play a song about domestic abuse at a wedding. Just my two cents.
Dear boys,
A girl remembers every word, of every conversation you have with her. Be careful.
Dear "greatest generation",
Please realize that you pretty much messed everything up. Plus, you're all greedy.
Dear guy with a confederate flag in his back window,
Newsflash, you lost.
Dear infant daughter,
Please tell me how you keep missing the burp cloth.
Dear phone companies,
Please start making phones with breathalizers.
Dear Jelly,
Will you marry me? I bought you a piece of bread.
Dear french teacher,
I can't even write a decent essay in English.
Dear Democrats and Republicans,
I think you both blow.
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