Dear Microsoft Word,
No, I did not spell my last name wrong!
Dear sexist men,
Please realize that if you think men are better than or superior to women, you can go be with other men. You know, since we're so inferior.
Dear 2014,
Please let this be the year where people realize how awesome they are and unicorns come out of hiding.
Dear optimists,
Please don't tell me not to be sad because it could be worse.
Dear Apple,
Please make an app that does the dishes.
Dear Leonardo DiCaprio,
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
Dear cupid,
Seriously what did I do to piss you off
Dear people who think you know me,
You don't.
Dear ladies,
It actually breaks my heart to know that some of you will not befriend certain ladies simply because you feel that they look better than you do. It amazes - but not surprises - me that looks are a threat to many women. It's actually refreshing to see that guys don't typically carry this same mentality.
Dear Greek/Latin teacher,
Thanks for explaining that "Alg-" means pain, it all makes sense now...
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