Dear husband,
I super appreciate that you waited till we were married ten years to come out of the closet.
Dear College,
They're only using you to get to me
Dear God,
Please tell me why Heaven is a gated community.
Dear macho men,
It is ok to be cute sometimes!
Dear sex education teacher,
I really didn't want to know about how your first child was conceived.
Dear boy from P.E.,
What hurt more, when I intoduced your back to the ground, or the ball to your face?
Dear Tomboys in movies,
Tomboys aren't girls in short shorts and tanks all the time.
Dear mean girl at school whose sister's day care I work at,
When you say something mean about me at home, she defends me and tells me about it.
Dear Awesome Math Teacher,
Thank you for including log C +3log A -2log A + log B + 4log I - 3log I + log N
Dear Random Strangers,
Yes I am very aware that I have scars, but I haven't done that in years. I'm a stronger person now, and I don't feel the need to cover them just to make you feel less uncomfortable. Don't ask me how I got them unless you want the truth, or better yet just let me be.
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