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Dear people who constantly correct grammar/spelling,
Please notice that language is an ever evolving thing. We can all agree that different formalities of language are used in different settings. Using chatspeak on the internet is an example of that. Honestly, there shouldn't be a need to correct grammar or spelling as long as the idea the internet typist is trying to convey is understood clearly.
Dear guy I like,
I swear, I speak English! You just make me nervous.
Dear people of the world,
80% of you think that you have above average intelligence.
Dear 13 year old walking around wearing sneakers and a spongebob shirt next to your friend in heels and covered in makeup,
Please never change we need more like you.
Dear female teacher,
Yes, I do have to use the restroom. No, I didn't have to go an hour ago. You are a girl... shouldn't you know this?!
Dear "magnets destroy credit cards",
So do women and happy hours.
Dear cheeks,
Please learn to control yourselves.
Dear people that called that girl "thunder thighs",
She is an all state runner and her thighs are all toned muscle.
Dear Mom,
If I'm talking to you on the phone, and I say "hold on a sec," please don't expect me to hear what you say until I pick the phone back up.
Dear cocoa,
You're a bean, and since beans are vegetable does that mean when I'm eating chocolate I'm really eating healthy?
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