Leaving your webs all over the city is really clogging up the sewers.
Sincerely, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Dear super cute boy,
Please stop doing things that you know make me like you just to tease me when you aren't actually going to follow through. It's not nice and makes me sad.
Sincerely, the girl who has liked you for way too long
I swear I'm a minority!
Sincerely, high school girl who isn't a slut.
Dear People Magazine Reading Coworker,
Please stop. This is not a good use of company time. We actually need you to work instead of gossip about people you don't even know.
Sincerely, Doing Something Useful (except for right now)
Are you the only people in the world without peripheral vision?
Sincerely, girl raising hand for an hour.
Dear people of the world,
Please realize scary-looking people are human too, with the same needs
Sincerely, the tall hairy rock-ish guy who could really use a hug.
Yes, men and women can be platonic friends. I have male friends who I never slept with, and I've seen many platonic friendships as well.
Sincerely, not every relationship is a FWB
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.