Dear Sex Educators,
Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.
Sincerely, The Virgin Mary
Please stop being afraid of gay people. There are more terrifying things to be scared of... Like grizzly bears for example.
Sincerely, common sense.
Dear people who ask me why I don't get up a little earlier in the morning to put on makeup,
Maybe I would rather have my real face as opposed to some artificial mask.
Sincerely, or maybe I'd rather just get the extra sleep in the morning
Dear America's Got Talent,
Why do you have two British judges?
You know you're under pressure when you seriously consider suicide after failing an assignment at university.
Sincerely, First World Problems.
Dear girl wearing a cross in her cleavage,
Jesus doesn't belong there.
Sincerely, a real Christian girl.
Please know that terrorism happens in arabic countries too. were all affected by it.
Dear Darth Vader,
I want a paternity test.
I'm so sorry you chose common sense as your dump stat. "Really, really wanting" a game isn't enough, you have to actually pre-order it to guarantee you get one.
Sincerely, the sold out, "moron" game clerk