Dear guys,
You think your friend zone is bad?
Sincerely, lesbian madly in love with her straight best friend.
Dear bragging parents,
I was high when I came home last night from a place I was not supposed to be.
Sincerely, your perfect daughter.
Dear hair,
Please come back.
Sincerely, Baldie
Dear Facebook friends,
I. DON'T. GIVE. A. TOSS.
Sincerely, Society for the legalisation of stamping out mind-numbing status updates
Dear Kids,
There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents.
Sincerely, Wikileaks
Dear people of the world,
Please stop complaining about ads before YouTube videos.
Sincerely, I'd rather watch an ad for 15 seconds than pay a monthly fee.
Dear Napoleon,
Maybe next time you'll bring a coat.
Sincerely, Russia
Dear toilet,
Thank you for putting up with all of my crap.
Sincerely, pun.
Dear audience,
My dad's the mayor.
Sincerely, Chris Farley
Dear textbook,
You could have made your point in less than 1000 pages.
Sincerely, using sparknotes.
