When I decided to get in shape, you did crunches with me. When I felt swamped by my major, you studied with me. When I had to get my dog put down, you stood with me. Now, will you walk down the aisle with me?
Sincerely, And then grow old with me?
Please continue to curl up around my feet.
Sincerely, who needs socks.
Dear group of huge boys standing in front of my locker,
Um . . . excuse . . . I . . . I really need . . . I have to . . . um, I guess I don't really think I need that book anyway.
Sincerely, intimidated short girl
When I told you that I'm a deep sleeper, I meant it as an explanation for sometimes not hearing my alarm clock right away. I did not mean it as permission for you to have sex with your boyfriend three feet away from me during finals week.
Sincerely, even the deaf couldn't sleep through that!
Sincerely, The countries you've invaded
Dear AP Government Teacher,
Really? Long homework on the weekend before the AP test and its due the day after?
Sincerely, do you not want us to do well on this test?
Dear "best guy friend",
I sit at your soccer games in the pouring rain without an umbrella, go to the sketchy comic book store with you, and am willing the be the BatGirl to your BatMan so I can pass out candy with you on Halloween.
Sincerely, are you really that oblivious?!
We know your secret.
Dear school photographers ,
Making us say "grandma's undies" doesn't make us smile anymore; in fact it's kind of creepy...
Sincerely, high school seniors.