Dear girls who like bad boys,
I left a sexy rebel for a microbiologist.
Sincerely, never looked back.
Dear Old Person in Car,
Please get a bus pass. If you need to go that slow, you need to stop driving.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear sad posters,
Please stop posting about your life problems... I come here to laugh, not to know your mother hates you.
Sincerely, Sad at work now
Dear family,
So, I got this new hearing aid, but I'm enjoying your conversations too much to tell you.
Sincerely, Grandpa.
Dear anyone who feels fat just because they're not a size 0,
The smallest size available in most NZ stores is a six, which is a US size 4.
Sincerely, You're beautiful, size 2, or 22.
Dear Skinny Jeans,
I think we should break up. I know over the years you've protected me and held me tight, but now i feel like you're smothering me. I need my space.
Sincerely, Expanding Waistline
Dear Math Students,
Please don't try to find me. I owe your teacher money...
Sincerely, X
Dear people who say "hate is such a strong word",
Fine, I strongly dislike that person with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.
Sincerely, how's that?
Dear purple crayon,
Why must you look EXACTLY like the blue crayon?
Sincerely, my ocean is now purple.
Dear chemistry video,
Giving the narrator a British accent was genius.
Sincerely, actually interested in the video for once.
