Dear 76 year old cross country coach,
Please keep giving the guys on the team your girl advice.
Sincerely, it's hilarious
Dear cheerleaders,
If you are a sport, so are we.
Sincerely, the marching band kids.
Dear mom,
Please get off of Facebook... and take grandma with you.
Sincerely, your "honey bun."
Dear guy with skater hair,
That awkward moment when the girl next to you has the same haircut...
Sincerely, girl with short hair.
Dear guys,
If in every party you go you are expecting to hook up with a girl and you would do it everytime if you had the chance, why do you call girls bad words when they do the same?
Sincerely, girls everywhere
Dear boys I babysit,
Please stop looking at my belly button when I take you to the water park. I already told you: girls do not pee out of their belly buttons.
Sincerely, go talk to your mom.
Dear men who fake love,
You're just jealous because we can fake orgasms.
Sincerely, women.
Dear Little 3-year Boy at Ross,
Please keep on telling everybody hello and that they are beautiful regardless of their gender.
Sincerely, you're just too cute.
Dear Society,
Not every Christian shoves the bible down people's throats, not every Muslim is a terrorist, not every Buddhist is asian. Not every girl is a slut, and not every boy is a d-bag. Not like every like gay man like talks like this and with a lisp, not every lesbian hits on every girl. Yo, not every black boi talks like dis, and dude, not like every white guy talks like this, man. We are ALL different, and no stereotype can ever define us.
Sincerely, someone who sees humanity as billions of individuals, not a few groups.
Dear Clueless Girl In My Class,
Yes, Princess Diana is "the dead one."
Sincerely, No Comment
