Dear Walmart,
Please open up about 20 more checkout lanes.
Sincerely, 20 minutes and counting...
Dear God,
If you can't make me skinny, please make all my friends fat.
Sincerely, not picky.
Dear grumpy parents who don't let little boys wear pink,
Children don't start understanding the difference between boys and girls until after age 5.
Sincerely, childcare provider who helped a three year old boy into a princess dress.
Dear Boyfriend,
Thank you for being amazing and taking care of me while I was drunk and not being a standard college boy and take advantage of a drunk girl
Sincerely, Your Loving Girlfriend
Dear high school friends complaining about not getting a snow day,
I have no sympathy for you.
Sincerely, I'm in college. There are no snow days.
Dear English Teacher,
Thank you for helping me defending the house of Hufflepuff in class.
Sincerely, and yes honey badger don't care!
Dear Adele,
Get well soon.
Sincerely, the world needs you.
Dear feminists,
I'm all for girl power, but it's nice when guys open doors.
Sincerely, girl for courtesy
Dear seinor I text and flirt with all the time ,
Please stop acting like you like me when all you want is sex because im actually starting to like you ..
Sincerely, freshman who knows I have no chance ..
Dear Hurricane Earl,
Please go fu*k with another coast.
Sincerely, The Eastern Seaboard
