Dear Fiance,
Please don't give up. I know you're trying hard to find a job, and I know I'm not helping much because of college, but I believe in you. Please take heart and find joy. You know that at the end of the day, I will be here no matter what.
Sincerely, Your Always Loving Future Husband
Dear world,
Does this proton make my mass look big?
Sincerely, chemists.
Dear normally polite well-mannered 5-year-old daughter,
You choose NOW to demonstrate your list of naughty words, scream and cry at the top of your lungs over a perceived slight and make unreasonable demands? Now? While mommy and daddy's friends are over?
Sincerely, Of course it's right now and - Oh look. There are the In-Laws.
Dear math,
Please be more like psychology, where we learn the name of every single person who ever contributed anything to the subject.
Sincerely, student who could probably keep formulas in her head if she just knew WHY.
Dear friends,
My cheeks hurt from smiling so much! Thanks for cheering me up!
Sincerely, you guys are truly the best.
Dear elevator scenes in movies,
How long of an elevator are you riding?
Sincerely, reality.
Dear CA Bar Exam,
Please take mercy on all the pour souls who lost a summer studying for you. We're already having a hard enough time finding jobs.
Sincerely, Jobless Law Students
Dear cleaning lady,
Please start putting our sheets on the right beds.
Sincerely, 17 year old boy sleeping on Hello Kitty sheets.
Dear white people,
Please show some respect for pictures of deceased young black men on the Internet, that were killed by white race soldiers. They're someone's child regardless if you feel they deserved what happened to them.
Sincerely, It must hurt to have so much disregard, hatred and evil inside of you.
Dear people from 50+ years ago,
Awkward silences without pretending to text? Doing homework without Wikipedia? Getting to know someone without social networks?
Sincerely, mad props.
