Dear "do not try this at home",
Okay! I'll go to my neighbor's house.
Dear AT&T,
Sorry I said it was your network. My bad.
Dear girls that wear pajama pants to school,
I don't care how late you woke up. If you had time to put on two inches of makeup you had time to change your pants.
Dear little sister,
FU...SHI....CUN...BIT... OUCH!!!!
Dear Iowa Tea Party,
Hitler killed and tortured millions of people because of their religion, race, and appearance; Obama is trying to reform health care, make college more affordable, and fix the problems of the pervious leaders. Yeah, you're right they are the same person.
Dear Potterheads,
Please stop making fun of Hufflepuffs.
Dear boy who broke my heart,
I watch Burn Notice, CSI, Psych, White Collar, Cops, Police POV, Dexter and NCIS.
To whom it may concern,
We want people to be more cultured, yet travel costs are over the outrageous. We want to save the earth and be healthy, yet organic, but earth friendly foods cost more than generic. We want kids to have quality education, but only the "good schools" get funding.
Dear Great Grandpa,
They say only the good die young. You die of a heart attack running to save a child. You must have been one of the good guys.
Dear PS3,
Please stop coming out with amazing games that are extremely addicting.
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