Dear puzzle enthusiast,
You complete me.
Sincerely, jigsaw pieces
How did it taste when you sucked out my soul?
Sincerely, previously productive.
Dear other same-sex couples,
Please stop getting divorced unless you absolutely have to.
Sincerely, it's making us look bad.
Dear soldier honoring my grandfather,
Please know that you tearing up when you handed my grandma the flag was the most touching moment of the day. You didn't even know my grandpa, but you knew the loss of a fellow Marine.
Sincerely, truly brothers in arms.
Dear Taylor Swift,
What are you going to write songs about when you get married?
Sincerely, a curious listener
Yes, when I said it was a surprise party, I surely meant go ahead and ask the birthday girl what time it starts. Way to go.
Dear dog next door,
That shadow? Yeah, it's not going anywhere... Now shut up and go to sleep.
Sincerely, the neighborhood.
Dear Cat Cafe owners,
Please open a Dog Cafe, a Rabbit Cafe and a Singing Birds Cafe. Please open each one of them in a different neighbourhood. But first, please write every food and drink you sell on your menu.
Sincerely, "almond orange thingy - $1.25"
Could we all just stop assuming that all short haired ladies are lesbians or Miley Cyrus wannabes? Please and thank you.
Sincerely, girl almost scared to go for super short hair