Hint: when we don't raise our hands it means we don't know the answer.
Sincerely, all your students
Dear truck driver who wouldn't let me merge when my lane closed,
Clearly, you forgot about that "how's my driving?" sticker on the back of your trailer.
Sincerely, just called.
Thanks for making my day!
Dear Old Navy,
Short person, short size jeans, bottom shelf please!
Sincerely, 5' 1".
Dear obnoxious boy at my science table,
Please stop talking about how you "love seeing animals die". I get that you like to hunt, but you don't need give very graphic descriptions of how your cousin tore a rabbit's eyes out while it was still alive. You know I had a sweet little pet rabbit for eight years, and you know it truly breaks my heart every time you say something like that. And no, deer are actually not "meant for killing". They're super cool animals and deserve more respect than you give them.
Sincerely, an extremely disturbed vegetarian who's politely asked you numerous times to please change the subje
I'm sorry for everything I put you through.
Sincerely, food poisoning
You can't hide in the cabinet forever. I will get you.....
Sincerely, Your frenemy, the dog
Dear idiot cheating off my paper,
Haha! The joke is all on you!
Sincerely, not good at math and didn't doublecheck yet!
I envy your ability to sleep on your stomach.
Sincerely, my boobs are squished.