Dear High School Students,
Stressing about finals? Just wait...
Dear girl giving me the look,
It's the doctor's office. I feel terrible and I'm allowed to wear pajama pants
Sincerely, I do not your judgey eyes today
Dear "weird" girl with her clothes still on, on Facebook,,
Please teach other girls your ways.
Sincerely, I salute you.
Dear dollar stores,
Please start selling gas.
Sincerely, commuting college student
Dear sweet, caring, funny, straight guys,
Well played, well played.
You may wear the pants in the family, but I tell you which pants to wear.
We're going to have to agree to disagree on this one...
Dear people who give excessive compliments,
I appreciate the sentiment, but I never know what to say after the second "thank you."
Sincerely, thanks again?
Thank you for having a gender neutral name.
Sincerely, my parents have no idea!