Dear Vice Principal with a lisp,
FYI, none of your students take you seriously.
Sincerely, "don't be late for thcool."
Dear Sesame Street,
When I saw Bert and Ernie, I thought they were just friends living in the same house. If a four year old can realize this, then how can't adults?
Sincerely, put them back in the SAME HOUSE.
Dear people who want flying cars,
Can you imagine the damage we'd do if we texted while FLYING?
Sincerely, house crashes, building crashes, tree crashes, dead birds falling out of the sky...
It's only a matter of time before they tell you to quit complaining, too.
Sincerely, Taylor Swift.
Dear guy who "slowed down" at the stop sign,
If I beat you with a stick, would you want me to stop or just "slow down"?
Sincerely, the police officer who obeys the law.
Dear Guy in my Spanish class,
When you told me I looked beautiful in Spanish, it was the first time I'd ever really loved Spanish.
Sincerely, Girl who now doesn't mind studying so much.
Dear Waldo's mother,
So, you never filed a missing persons report?
They're only using you to get to me
Dear Julius Caesar,
Sorry about the whole literal backing stabbing thing... no harsh feelings?