Dear Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader,
WE DIDN'T LEARN THAT IN 5TH GRADE!!!
Dear Taylor Swift,
You're songs were so much happier when I couldn't relate to them.
Dear ignorant idiots,
I have never read a tombstone that said, "Died because they didn't forward a message to ten people."
Dear people who say "Life is short" ,
Life isn't short, life is the longest thing anyone does.
Dear children,
You'd be depressed too if you had a nail holding your tail on.
Dear Doctor,
Screwdrivers are pretty handy, huh?
Dear boy who wished me good luck on my diploma,
Please never change.
Dear D-cup girl,
Please stop complaining about what a burden it is to have large breasts. I will trade you any day.
Dear mom,
I am only 2 minutes late for curfew...
Dear people who say nerds are ugly,
My best friend is 1st in his class of 450 kids and is part of the robotics club. He is also the most handsome kid I've ever met.
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