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Dear Spiderman,
Leaving your webs all over the city is really clogging up the sewers.
Dear super cute boy,
Please stop doing things that you know make me like you just to tease me when you aren't actually going to follow through. It's not nice and makes me sad.
Dear scholarships,
I swear I'm a minority!
Dear People Magazine Reading Coworker,
Please stop. This is not a good use of company time. We actually need you to work instead of gossip about people you don't even know.
Dear teachers,
Are you the only people in the world without peripheral vision?
Dear people of the world,
Please realize scary-looking people are human too, with the same needs
Dear society,
Yes, men and women can be platonic friends. I have male friends who I never slept with, and I've seen many platonic friendships as well.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.
Dear Crappy CEO,
Please enjoy your life when I quit. My job isn't as easy as it looks. One day you'll think, "I wish I had of been nicer to my employees."
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