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Dear Skinny Girls,
If you can pull the "it's my metabolism" card and get away with it, then so can I.
Dear Rihanna,
You might want to get that stutter checked out...
Dear imagination,
There are times when I would prefer not to hear from you.
Dear verification code,
I'm tyring teh best I cna!
Dear parent,
You took my sister out for a fun day over taking me to the doctor...
Dear popular kids vs. nerds,
Please realize that every single human being is complex. Dumbing people down to either popular or nerdy, lumping them into two separate groups, and pretending that those groups are in a mindless feud is insulting to the entire human race.
Dear person in stall next to me,
Your cough may cover the sound, but sure doesn't cover the smell.
Dear Professor,,
Please note that if 50% of the class fails and the other 50% just barely passes, something must be wrong with your grading or the questions you pose.
Dear Bitter white kids,
Please stop telling me I only got a scholarship because I'm Native American. I worked hard just like everyone else.
Dear daywalkers and the rest of the human race,
Please note that I have recently acquired a soul. If you find that yours is missing, do not panic. I have done you a favor as you will now survive the impending zombie apocalypse unlike the mortals. You're very welcome.
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