Dear High School Students,
Stressing about finals? Just wait...
Dear girl giving me the look,
It's the doctor's office. I feel terrible and I'm allowed to wear pajama pants
Dear "weird" girl with her clothes still on, on Facebook,,
Please teach other girls your ways.
Dear dollar stores,
Please start selling gas.
Dear sweet, caring, funny, straight guys,
Well played, well played.
Dear husband,
You may wear the pants in the family, but I tell you which pants to wear.
Dear Heart,
We're going to have to agree to disagree on this one...
Dear people who give excessive compliments,
I appreciate the sentiment, but I never know what to say after the second "thank you."
Dear boyfriend,
Thank you for having a gender neutral name.
Dear "Psychology of Sex" teacher,
Please stop using yourself as an example. You're seventy years old and I don't want to hear about your boners.
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