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Dear Fiance,
Please don't give up. I know you're trying hard to find a job, and I know I'm not helping much because of college, but I believe in you. Please take heart and find joy. You know that at the end of the day, I will be here no matter what.
Dear world,
Does this proton make my mass look big?
Dear normally polite well-mannered 5-year-old daughter,
You choose NOW to demonstrate your list of naughty words, scream and cry at the top of your lungs over a perceived slight and make unreasonable demands? Now? While mommy and daddy's friends are over?
Dear math,
Please be more like psychology, where we learn the name of every single person who ever contributed anything to the subject.
Dear friends,
My cheeks hurt from smiling so much! Thanks for cheering me up!
Dear elevator scenes in movies,
How long of an elevator are you riding?
Dear CA Bar Exam,
Please take mercy on all the pour souls who lost a summer studying for you. We're already having a hard enough time finding jobs.
Dear cleaning lady,
Please start putting our sheets on the right beds.
Dear white people,
Please show some respect for pictures of deceased young black men on the Internet, that were killed by white race soldiers. They're someone's child regardless if you feel they deserved what happened to them.
Dear people from 50+ years ago,
Awkward silences without pretending to text? Doing homework without Wikipedia? Getting to know someone without social networks?
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