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Dear mom who said guys shouldnt wear pink,
if boys can't wear pink then girls can't wear blue
Dear pizza parlor near my base,
Please continue putting pizza shaped stickers that come apart like slices.
Dear parents,
I promise I wasn't switching windows just because you were coming in the room!
Dear beach-goers,
Thanks for the take-out!
Dear judgmental Athiest who thinks that he is better than everybody else,
You feel like religious people force their views down everybody's throats? Tell me again (for the thousandth time) how religion is pathetic and how everyone who believes in a god is stupid.
Dear rude man,
Yes, I do go to a private school. No, I don't drive a Ferrari.
Dear boys,
Please ask me to dance next time.
Dear men,
We're not all like Rihanna, we don't love the way you lie.
Dear girls with naturally big boobs who complain about back pain and not having cute bras,
I'm not asking to have big boobs. Just larger than my original size.
Dear college registrar office,
Please stop scheduling every class I need at the exact same time. You're making it really hard to graduate on time.
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