Dear biology class,
Yes, I just made a Wookie sound when our biology teacher mentioned science fiction. What're you going to do about it?
Dear Google Translator,
Please add an Aristotle to English translation option.
Dear Kindle,
You saved our lives!
Dear professor,
If we don't have to know it or take notes on it, don't put 60 slides in the powerpoint and spend half of lecture on it.
Dear little brother,
When I was your age I had a jump rope, a tree and an imagination.
Dear boys who antagonize girls about making you sandwiches,
Sure! I'll make you a sandwich!
Dear overly opinionated people,
I know you have the right to speak, but please respect my right to ignore you
Dear bad boys,
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Dear me,
Please stop eating mac and cheese or ramen at every meal. Your love handles have taken notice.
Dear Shower,
You're better than any therapist I ever had.
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