Dear Vice Principal with a lisp,
FYI, none of your students take you seriously.
Dear Sesame Street,
When I saw Bert and Ernie, I thought they were just friends living in the same house. If a four year old can realize this, then how can't adults?
Dear people who want flying cars,
Can you imagine the damage we'd do if we texted while FLYING?
Dear Adele,
It's only a matter of time before they tell you to quit complaining, too.
Dear guy who "slowed down" at the stop sign,
If I beat you with a stick, would you want me to stop or just "slow down"?
Dear Guy in my Spanish class,
When you told me I looked beautiful in Spanish, it was the first time I'd ever really loved Spanish.
Dear Waldo's mother,
So, you never filed a missing persons report?
Dear College,
They're only using you to get to me
Dear Julius Caesar,
Sorry about the whole literal backing stabbing thing... no harsh feelings?
Dear 4 am,
When the heck did you get here? Seriously I was just partying with 2 am, then BAM here you are...
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