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Dear Colleges,
Including race in your application process (even if to increase diversity ratings) is just another way to draw line between us.
Dear Bladder,
Please stop being so dramatic. I drank one iced tea... you shouldn't need to be emptied 5 times.
Dear friends who make fun of my boyfriend because he does karate,
He's a black belt, which makes him one step closer to a ninja.
Dear School Board,
Our music and theatre programs turn a profit. Our football team bleeds money through the nose. Please take this into consideration when planning "budget cuts".
Dear girls making fun of the girl with glasses,
With or without glasses she is still better looking and nicer then you!
Dear kids who say they want to be older,
Shall we switch?
Dear Miley Cyrus,
I heard you can't stop. Please, learn to.
Dear Guy I Made Out with Last Week,
I like you but you're skinnier than me. Please eat a burger and then we'll talk.
Dear guy,
Wow. "You are much less of a witch than your sister" is such a great pick up line! I am so sorry I didn't give you my number.
Dear bra companies,
Please understand that girl with big boob also deserve cute stuff!
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