Dear brain,
Please learn the difference between bored and hungry
Dear Ke$ha,
And YOU are my only love...
Dear Cute Boy That I'm Talking To,
If you quote Harry Potter to me one more time, don't act surprised when I sleep with you.
Dear people with cars as their profile picture,
I didn't know you were a transformer...
Dear 9-10-11 12:13,
DANG IT!!! I was so close!!
Dear dad,
Please never refer to my flip flops as "thongs" again.
Dear college,
Please go smoother
Dear World,
They say good men are hard to find.
Dear people who hate Shakespeare,
Methink'st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.
Dear Conservative Grandfather,
Please know I used your Christmas money to pay for the morning after pill...
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