Dear doctors,
Can't you just say "it's gonna hurt like crazy...?"
Sincerely, "slight discomfort" doesn't begin to cover it.
Dear girls,
I have a six pack.
Sincerely, ...of crayons.
Dear girlfriend,
Please forgive me for proposing to you by putting the engagement ring in your drink.
Sincerely, didn't mean for you to choke...
Dear anti-gun people,
It's my rights, and a guy in china killed twenty people with a knife... are you gonna want to take those away too.
Sincerely, a proud gun owner
Dear Little Brother,
I'm so proud of you and when you said 'no' to the drugs your "friends" offered. You're growing up to be an amazing person.
Sincerely, Big Sister
Dear no thirteenth floor,
Please explain why you skip straight from twelve to fourteen. What makes you so sure that whatever makes thirteen unlucky can read numbers but can't count?
Sincerely, confused
Dear finals,
They may be doing you, but all they can think about is me.
Sincerely, sleep
Dear Disney Stars,
Please lay off the drugs. There's actually a couple of children watching your shows.
Sincerely, concerned citizen
Dear self,
I know, I know. It's not fair that others don't understand and will never understand what you are going through. But don't use that as an excuse to feel sorry for yourself...you have been doing that for long enough. Now put down that carton of ice cream and go to the gym! It will be worth it!
Sincerely, future self.
Dear Brain,
Please let go and try to have a little fun sometimes.
Sincerely, Heart
