Dear Wizarding World,
If you kill the greatest wizard of all time, you become the greatest wizard of all time. Dumbledore was the greatest wizard of all time. Snape killed Dumbledore. Nagini killed Snape. Neville killed Nagini.
Sincerely, Conclusion: Neville is the greatest wizard of all time
Dear doctors,
When you don't even know the name of my disorder, it scares me.
Sincerely, 17 year old who is concerned.
Dear that girl who has a normal Facebook profile picture,
Thank you
Sincerely, guy who is sick of sluts
Dear flight attendent,
Please give me more than five peanuts, this is a 15 hour flight.
Sincerely, starved
Dear people who make resolutions,
I can't wait to keep doing the same things I did last year.
Sincerely, a realist.
Dear straight girlfriend,
Thank you for loving me for me and not my gender
Sincerely, your transgender boyfriend who will be a real boy soon I promise
Dear mom,
Please understand while I'm 21 and have a child you watch I'm stressed too...
Sincerely, working, going to school, and raising a baby with no financial help from anyone.
Dear Money,
Please grow from a tree. It's 2010, this should be common place already.
Sincerely, Almost broke and ready to plant
Dear world,
You know something's wrong when an eleven year old girl asks Santa for bigger boobs.
Sincerely, ashamed of society.
Dear Friend,
Don't ever again pretend to commit suicide.
Sincerely, 911 didn't find it funny... neither did I
