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Dear Sex Educators,
Abstinence is only 99.99% effective.
Dear homophobes,
Please stop being afraid of gay people. There are more terrifying things to be scared of... Like grizzly bears for example.
Dear people who ask me why I don't get up a little earlier in the morning to put on makeup,
Maybe I would rather have my real face as opposed to some artificial mask.
Dear America's Got Talent,
Why do you have two British judges?
Dear World,
You know you're under pressure when you seriously consider suicide after failing an assignment at university.
Dear girl wearing a cross in her cleavage,
Jesus doesn't belong there.
Dear world,
Please know that terrorism happens in arabic countries too. were all affected by it.
Dear Darth Vader,
I want a paternity test.
Dear customer,
I'm so sorry you chose common sense as your dump stat. "Really, really wanting" a game isn't enough, you have to actually pre-order it to guarantee you get one.
Dear world,
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing zone in a swimming pool.
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