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Dear 76 year old cross country coach,
Please keep giving the guys on the team your girl advice.
Dear cheerleaders,
If you are a sport, so are we.
Dear mom,
Please get off of Facebook... and take grandma with you.
Dear guy with skater hair,
That awkward moment when the girl next to you has the same haircut...
Dear guys,
If in every party you go you are expecting to hook up with a girl and you would do it everytime if you had the chance, why do you call girls bad words when they do the same?
Dear boys I babysit,
Please stop looking at my belly button when I take you to the water park. I already told you: girls do not pee out of their belly buttons.
Dear men who fake love,
You're just jealous because we can fake orgasms.
Dear Little 3-year Boy at Ross,
Please keep on telling everybody hello and that they are beautiful regardless of their gender.
Dear Society,
Not every Christian shoves the bible down people's throats, not every Muslim is a terrorist, not every Buddhist is asian. Not every girl is a slut, and not every boy is a d-bag. Not like every like gay man like talks like this and with a lisp, not every lesbian hits on every girl. Yo, not every black boi talks like dis, and dude, not like every white guy talks like this, man. We are ALL different, and no stereotype can ever define us.
Dear Clueless Girl In My Class,
Yes, Princess Diana is "the dead one."
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