Dear Microsoft Word,
No, I did not spell my last name wrong!
Dear sexist men,
Please realize that if you think men are better than or superior to women, you can go be with other men. You know, since we're so inferior.
Sincerely, a girl
Please let this be the year where people realize how awesome they are and unicorns come out of hiding.
Sincerely, hoping for the best
Please don't tell me not to be sad because it could be worse.
Sincerely, don't be happy, it could be better.
Please make an app that does the dishes.
Sincerely, so far, there isn't an app for that...
Dear Leonardo DiCaprio,
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
Sincerely, Albus Dumbledore.
Seriously what did I do to piss you off
Sincerely, still can't get a girlfriend
Dear people who think you know me,
Sincerely, that's okay, I don't either
It actually breaks my heart to know that some of you will not befriend certain ladies simply because you feel that they look better than you do. It amazes - but not surprises - me that looks are a threat to many women. It's actually refreshing to see that guys don't typically carry this same mentality.
Sincerely, We need to love each other better