Dear biology class,
Yes, I just made a Wookie sound when our biology teacher mentioned science fiction. What're you going to do about it?
Sincerely, the quiet one.
Dear Google Translator,
Please add an Aristotle to English translation option.
Sincerely, what does this even mean?!
You saved our lives!
If we don't have to know it or take notes on it, don't put 60 slides in the powerpoint and spend half of lecture on it.
Sincerely, I'd like to learn about what we will be tested on, please
Dear little brother,
When I was your age I had a jump rope, a tree and an imagination.
Sincerely, you should really appreciate your cell phone, laptop, and iPod.
Dear boys who antagonize girls about making you sandwiches,
Sure! I'll make you a sandwich!
Sincerely, I hope you like knuckle!
Dear overly opinionated people,
I know you have the right to speak, but please respect my right to ignore you
Sincerely, fed up.
Dear bad boys,
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you?
Sincerely, a viewer waiting for your arrest.
Please stop eating mac and cheese or ramen at every meal. Your love handles have taken notice.
Sincerely, why is everything else in the store above my college student budget??