Dear girl at my school,
Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?
Dear fellow mourners,
What if Gandalf and Dumbledore are the same person? Dumbledore just cast a time spell as he fell, that's all!
Dear men,
Please for just one day go out of your way to make your wife or girlfriend smile in some small way.
Dear Jesus,
Please thank you for sacrificing your life for me...I'm sorry I can't even sacrifice cookies for you.
Dear organic cookies,
Since you're organic, that means you're good for me, right?
Dear World,
No we do not ride camels to school, live in the desert, or wear ancient costume. We're just like you.
Dear world,
My cat just barked at me
Dear autocorrect,
It's peace... PEACE!!!
Dear Wife,
Please just tell me what to do. I'm tired of guessing what it is I'm supposed to be doing, saying, or thinking.
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept the fact that none of us are going to pay attention if you try to teach us stuff the day before break.
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