Dear elderly couple in the car,
You didn't have to panic and quickly drive off when I knocked on your window. Your tire was flat.
Dear Dove Chocolate,
Your inspirational messages do not help me get over my self loathing after eating a whole bag of chocolates. Nice try though.
Dear Gaddafi,
Don't press the "Get Current Location" on your iPhone. Been there, done that.
Dear 21 year old sister,
Isn't it convenient how you always have a headache, stomach cramps, sore knees, bad vision, or have to watch the laundry dry when there's work to be done?
Dear pop singers,
I can now spell banana, glamorous, ugly, unity, and love.
Dear boyfriend,
Here, I can tell you're cold too.
Dear MTV,
No, I am not pregnant; but I graduated from college, have a full time job and am living on my own...
Dear sister,
Your complaints about the monster under your bed offend me.
Dear teacher,
Yes I WOULD like to go up there and teach the subject.
Dear new pet fish,
Thanks for having 60 babies four hours after I bought you.
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