Dear kids trying to grow up too fast,
Yeah, being older than you is awesome. I love working to pay for my car, gas, college, books, and having no money for fun stuff like eating, or laundry.
Sincerely, seriously, just enjoy your childhood while you still can.
why do you even have a cold setting?
Sincerely, seems pointless...
Dear bald man who just bought shampoo and conditioner,
What, exactly, are you planning on doing with that?
Dear Wal-Mart protesters,
Please understand that buying all the stuff you buy there online is not any better. FedEx workers work 6 hours straight with no breaks and are constantly yelled at to work faster.
Sincerely, working at FedEx.
Dear kids sitting at the table next to me,
Thanks for laughing at me and asking why I'm in the class after I give my input in class because I said things twice and stuttered. I though my voice was strong but now I know to never talk in that class.
Sincerely, the girl who just want to pass the class without you making fun of her.
Students give you apples for a reason.
Sincerely, Snow White
Why is it that racism against Caucasians is totally fine, but racism against anybody else is obscene? Isn't the whole idea about equality for all people?
Sincerely, a white teenager trying to find scholarships in order to afford college.
Please explain to me how I have worse acne at the age of 22 than I did in high school.
Sincerely, Not cool
Please just get a divorce already. We know the papers have been in your room for years.
Sincerely, your children who are sick of being in trouble just because you're in the same room.