Dear men who think women take a long time in the bathroom because they're doing/touching up hair/make-up/etc,
Good, just what we want you to think.
Sincerely, it's actually so you can't tell when we're taking a dump.
Dear kids I babysit,
Thanks for wanting to watch a Harry Potter marathon and using the spells around the house. Your faces are priceless when I make them work for you.
Sincerely, your amused babysitter
Dear Patients,
We will always be the ones to stand between you and death and scream "Not Today", regardless of whether you thank us or not.
Sincerely, Doctors everywhere.
Dear alarm clock,
I love to turn you off on a friday night.
Sincerely, little moments of happiness.
Dear Santa,
Please... I can explain.
Sincerely, little Jimmie.
Dear Bella,
I tried to tell you...
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
Dear 'friend zoned guy friend',
How is it my fault that as soon as you met me you 'potential girlfriend' zoned me? I just wanted to be mates...
Sincerely, double standards suck.
Dear guys who post pictures of themselves posing in the bathrooms with their abs,
If you're gonna do that, you might want to get rid of the power rangers towel behind you.
Sincerely, the towel is so much cooler than you
Dear best friend,
Thank you for being as weird as me
Sincerely, your best friend
Dear Canada,
Please stop making winter so cold. I'm wearing two pairs of pants, three shirts, a heavy sweater, a winter coat, a touque, thick gloves and heavy boots. And half my body parts are still so cold that they hurt.
Sincerely, Frozen
