Dear parents,
Please get off your phones, this is ridiculous.
Sincerely, what happened to our 'nice family dinner'?
Dear bartender,
Yes, I'm serious.
Sincerely, I just want a juice box.
Dear Early Bird,
Screw that, I'm sleeping in.
Sincerely, Worm
Dear Q-tip,
Oh yeah, that's the spot. Mmmm. Yeah baby, get it.
Sincerely, Ear.
Dear person outside the bathroom stall,
Well hello to you too.
Sincerely, ....oh wait you were on your bluetooth
Dear boys,
We won't expect you to have six packs if you don't expect us to be size 00.
Sincerely, normal is nice too...
Dear Dictionary.com,
Thank you for telling me that a hypochondriac is a person who suffers from hypochondria.
Sincerely, never would have guessed.
Dear people hating on feminists,
Please understand those who are hating on men are not true feminists. The feminist movement is not about women being better than men or men being horrible people, its about the genders being equal. That's it. It means that women should be able to stay at home or work, and have the same rights. Feminism means a woman can wear a suit and no make up if she wants, or a dress and a face full of make up. It also means a man can do the same exact things. If a man wants to stay at home, he can without getting made fun of. I would even go so far as to see a man should be able to wear a dress and make up without being judged.
Sincerely, a true feminist
Dear textbook that was wrapped in bubble wrap,
Well it looks like I won't be studying anytime soon.
Sincerely, amused college student.
Dear Child complaining about long road trips,
Shut up! You have a DVD player and a portable game systems to keep you entertained!
Sincerely, when I was a kid I took a nap and when I woke up I still wasn't there.
