I super appreciate that you waited till we were married ten years to come out of the closet.
Sincerely, happy anniversary to you too...
They're only using you to get to me
Please tell me why Heaven is a gated community.
Sincerely, Finds Humor In Religion
Dear macho men,
It is ok to be cute sometimes!
Sincerely, don't get mad at us girls when we call you cute :3
Dear sex education teacher,
I really didn't want to know about how your first child was conceived.
Sincerely, that's your business, not mine.
Dear boy from P.E.,
What hurt more, when I intoduced your back to the ground, or the ball to your face?
Sincerely, the girl you called a sissy.
Dear Tomboys in movies,
Tomboys aren't girls in short shorts and tanks all the time.
Sincerely, a real tomboy
Dear mean girl at school whose sister's day care I work at,
When you say something mean about me at home, she defends me and tells me about it.
Sincerely, stop glaring already, I won.
Dear Awesome Math Teacher,
Thank you for including log C +3log A -2log A + log B + 4log I - 3log I + log N
Sincerely, log CABIN
Dear Random Strangers,
Yes I am very aware that I have scars, but I haven't done that in years. I'm a stronger person now, and I don't feel the need to cover them just to make you feel less uncomfortable. Don't ask me how I got them unless you want the truth, or better yet just let me be.
Sincerely, Followed By My Past