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Dear cats,
Since you sleep 18 hours a day, please try to schedule some of those zzz's between Midnight and 6 AM.
Dear parents who say I sleep too much,
Wouldn't you prefer me staying at home and sleeping alone all day than going out and sleeping with boys?
Dear CNN,
He's not a journalist. He's a game show judge.
Dear cute boy who forgot to bring a pencil to class,
I will give you a pencil, if I can have your heart.
Dear everyone at StackOverflow.com,
Please stop talking to me like I am a child. Programming is difficult for most people, so please don't be a jerk about helping me. If you're going to be a jerk, don't help.
Dear boyfriend,
Please continue to be clingy when you get sick. It's adorable.
Dear teens who like to be nostalgic about their childhood,
My childhood wasn't fun, or wonderful. It was fine, but there wasn't anything special about it.
Dear self-checkout,
Thank You!
Dear Sarah Palin,
I hear Dick Cheney needs a hunting partner.
Dear Douchebags who snicker when ever I talk in class,
Please stop. Maybe if you actually applied yourself in class, and did the homework, you could participate too.
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