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Dear girls who like bad boys,
I left a sexy rebel for a microbiologist.
Dear Old Person in Car,
Please get a bus pass. If you need to go that slow, you need to stop driving.
Dear sad posters,
Please stop posting about your life problems... I come here to laugh, not to know your mother hates you.
Dear family,
So, I got this new hearing aid, but I'm enjoying your conversations too much to tell you.
Dear anyone who feels fat just because they're not a size 0,
The smallest size available in most NZ stores is a six, which is a US size 4.
Dear Skinny Jeans,
I think we should break up. I know over the years you've protected me and held me tight, but now i feel like you're smothering me. I need my space.
Dear Math Students,
Please don't try to find me. I owe your teacher money...
Dear people who say "hate is such a strong word",
Fine, I strongly dislike that person with the fiery passion of a thousand burning suns.
Dear purple crayon,
Why must you look EXACTLY like the blue crayon?
Dear chemistry video,
Giving the narrator a British accent was genius.
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