Dear Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader,
WE DIDN'T LEARN THAT IN 5TH GRADE!!!
Sincerely, annoyed teenager with Google pulled up on my phone
Dear Taylor Swift,
You're songs were so much happier when I couldn't relate to them.
Sincerely, just sobbed the chorus of You Belong with Me through a mouthful of ice cream
Dear ignorant idiots,
I have never read a tombstone that said, "Died because they didn't forward a message to ten people."
Sincerely, get a life.
Dear people who say "Life is short" ,
Life isn't short, life is the longest thing anyone does.
You'd be depressed too if you had a nail holding your tail on.
Screwdrivers are pretty handy, huh?
Sincerely, Tommy Pickles.
Dear boy who wished me good luck on my diploma,
Please never change.
Sincerely, grateful <3.
Dear D-cup girl,
Please stop complaining about what a burden it is to have large breasts. I will trade you any day.
Sincerely, Barely an A-cup girl
I am only 2 minutes late for curfew...
Sincerely, you don't have to yell at me