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Dear stereotypes,
One of my friends is black, is 6' 4", and could come off as menacing to the stereotype-filled mind. But he's really the strongest person I know who lost his mother to cancer and his sister to suicide and is still here to talk about it after nearly committing suicide himself. He's fun, energetic, lively, and easily the most enthusiastic and caring person I've ever met. He wouldn't hurt a fly.
Dear people in my life,
I will seriously leave AT LEAST $500 to anyone who will go to my funeral dressed as the grim reaper and just stand there.
Dear ocean,
Where's your week?
Dear People complaining about group work,
Please stop. There's a decent chance you'll end up with a job in which you have to work with others. Coworkers can be just as bad to work with as other students.
Dear alcohol,
Please stop consuming my boyfriend ever weekend
Dear girlfriend,
When that guy smacked your butt, I was gonna punch his lights out. But you did a much better job.
Dear grapes,
Always wear sunscreen.
Dear parents,
I am an A student. I don't drink, smoke, party, or sleep around. I do nice things for others and I'm kind. Please don't act like I'm a terrible kid because my bedroom isn't clean.
Dear everyone,
Please stop playing the "is that a girl or boy" game with my girlfriend. Her little sister had cancer and cut her hair so she wouldn't be afraid.
Dear Wind,
Oh that's fine I didn't want my hair to look nice today anyway.
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