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Dear future son,
I apologize in advance for your long name. My fiancee and I couldn't agree on a middle name, so you'll have two, and since we're a same-sex couple, of course we're going to hyphenate our last names.
Dear ice-cream truck,
Not suspicious at ALL.
Dear people who think unicorns aren't real because they weren't on Noah's Ark,
Not only are they in Scotland, but they are the NATIONAL ANIMAL of Scotland.
Dear Evolution,
You're kidding, right?
Dear house,
How come you only make strange, unrecognizable noises when I'm home alone?
Dear roommate who pretends to be asleep,
I can see you in the mirror.
Dear world,
I'm tired of hearing a thousand different ways of saying LGBT or anything in between
Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Dear God,
Do you talk to us through fortune cookies, Dove chocolate wrappers, and soda caps?
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