Dear cats,
Since you sleep 18 hours a day, please try to schedule some of those zzz's between Midnight and 6 AM.
Sincerely, your tired human
Dear parents who say I sleep too much,
Wouldn't you prefer me staying at home and sleeping alone all day than going out and sleeping with boys?
Sincerely, your daughter who just wants to sleep in peace.
Dear CNN,
He's not a journalist. He's a game show judge.
Sincerely, never going to take Piers Morgan seriously.
Dear cute boy who forgot to bring a pencil to class,
I will give you a pencil, if I can have your heart.
Sincerely, do we have a deal?
Dear everyone at StackOverflow.com,
Please stop talking to me like I am a child. Programming is difficult for most people, so please don't be a jerk about helping me. If you're going to be a jerk, don't help.
Sincerely, beginning coders
Dear boyfriend,
Please continue to be clingy when you get sick. It's adorable.
Sincerely, I don't care if I get sick too, I love you
Dear teens who like to be nostalgic about their childhood,
My childhood wasn't fun, or wonderful. It was fine, but there wasn't anything special about it.
Sincerely, a teenager tired of this fad.
Dear self-checkout,
Thank You!
Sincerely, buying tampons for my girlfriend.
Dear Sarah Palin,
I hear Dick Cheney needs a hunting partner.
Sincerely, for the good of the world
Dear Douchebags who snicker when ever I talk in class,
Please stop. Maybe if you actually applied yourself in class, and did the homework, you could participate too.
Sincerely, the girl who is tired of being the butt of your jokes
