Dear language teachers speaking rapid French to each other,
I say dump your boyfriend! There's no way flowers can fix the fact that he cheated on you!
Sincerely, student fluent in French who takes Spanish as a challenge
Dear girl in my Honors English class,
Yes, Beethoven was a real person.
Sincerely, how did you make it to high school?
Dear children with disabilities,
Please know you are beautiful. Yes, it's true. When your disability is visible the world judges you. Many people treat you differently. But know that where you go, no mocking voice of the world can follow. Your soul becomes platinum and you gain vision that many will never gain, blind to the superficial elements that others see. You learn empathy to help and love others without bound. You laugh at the petty arrows foes shoot at you. You become independent, and learn to love yourself as you are. You soul becomes strong, and you find true people rather than the petty want-to-bes, these real people become your friends. You understand why the weak feel the need to mock you. Want to date? You can! Understand you are powerful, and never question that. Goodness will find you never loose hope.
Sincerely, With love, someone with a once visible disability, who passionately understands both sides of the co
Just because I am American, it does not mean I am fat, stupid, gun-toting, racist, homophobic, or generally ignorant. Please don't hate me for my country's stereotypes.
Sincerely, a fit, intelligent, aware American girl.
Just because it zips doesn't mean it fits.
Sincerely, Camel Toe & Muffin Top
Dear Justin Bieber,
Please re-record all songs you made from 2009-2011
Sincerely, your voice is hot now
You're just stale bread without me.
Dear physics/AP calculus teacher,
Please double check your work, you added my test up wrong.
Sincerely, ohhh, the irony.
You are the only thing I don't want to do.
Sincerely, hormonal teenage boy.