Dear everyone who calls people "pussies" when they're being "weak",
Vaginas are capable of pushing 8+ pound objects out of them, while penises can be injured by pretty much anything.
Dear friend,
Please continue being patient with me
Dear friend who told me you can touch someone's elbow without them feeling it,
They also won't feel it if you lick it.
Dear socially awkward boy,
Please don't mistake my friendliness for "Ask me out." It hurts me to say no as much as it hurts you to hear it.
Dear Disney Channel,
The terms "actor" and "singer" should not always be used interchangeably.
Dear Hunger Games "fans",
If you did not read the book, you are not a real fan.
Dear Mosquito Attacking My Face,
I will find and kill you.
Dear raw food diet,
Cookie dough counts...
Dear parents,
Just because that mini skirt and those knee high boots come in her size, does not mean you have to buy them for her!
Dear friends and parents,
Please stop telling me I should go out with a guy just because we have crushes on each other. He's overly attached to me already and I don't want to commit to a relationship.
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