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Dear girls who caption their selfies with "I'm ugly",
It's a lot less desperate to just go up to a random person and say "tell me I'm pretty." If you actually thought you were ugly you wouldn't have posted that photo.
Dear single gentlemen,
Please I may not look like a Victoria's Secret Angel, but my favorite movies include Star Wars, The Avengers, and Lord of the Rings; I'm an expert at building pillow forts; and I make a mean molten chocolate cake.
Dear Game of Thrones,
So you're set in a richly detailed world, with multiple complex plot threads and many characters that you often kill off without warning? That's cute.
Dear parents,
Instead of complaining about how irresponsible your kids are why don't you teach them responsibility?
Dear Asians who complain when we can't tell what nationality you are,
Okay, am I Irish, German, French, or Italian
Dear Edward Cullen ,
Please understand I am Peter-Freaking-Pan and no matter what I win....
Dear girls who's prom dresses look like two pieces of cloth held together by a beaded string,
Are you dyslexic??
Dear Sandwich,
Go make me a woman.
Dear people who design prom dresses,
Is there a reason you are trying to make high school girls look like high-class prostitutes?
Dear Chinese,
Does the Chinese Cookie Monster eat fortune cookies and then say wise things?
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