Dear Juice Box Companies,
Please make teenager sized juice boxes.
Dear friends picking on the new lesbian girl,
Well this is going to be an awkward "out-of-the-closet" speech.
Dear Maybelline,
Please use a different catchphrase.
Dear ugly people attempting to get laid,
You're welcome.
Dear Husband,
Please Help with your 25 pound 6 month old
Dear hipsters,
If you think about it, God was the original hipster. He existed before existence even existed
Dear genetics,
I have Red hair and I have one blue eye and one eye that is half blue and half green. Plus I'm left handed.
Dear annoying black kid in my class,
No, it's not because you're black.
Dear deodorant commericals,
No, can't say I do dance around my room sniffing my arm pits.
Dear dishwasher,
Please empty yourself for once.
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