Dear Spider,
No I didn't want to play hide and go seek.
Sincerely, Scared out of my mind
Dear guy I like,
Don't act like it's no big deal that you knit me a scarf for Christmas; your best friend told me you spent a month trying to make it perfect. And I noticed you remembered my favorite color :)
Sincerely, a happy girl
Dear YouTube,
We will always "Skip this ad"
Sincerely, the world
Dear street signs,
You should really put a comma in "slow children playing" signs.
Sincerely, confused drivers.
Dear Sesame Street viewers,
Living in a trash can isn't nearly as cool as they make it out to be.
Sincerely, hobos everywhere.
Dear Roommate,
Please refrain from snorting coke off of our bathroom sink.
Sincerely, I thought that kind of went without saying, but guess you need a friendly reminder.
Dear Mom,
If I call you over and over again: ANSWER!!
Sincerely, I was having an asthma attack.
Dear girl slowly walking towards the closet,
Have you ever even watched a movie?
Sincerely, audience.
Dear men,
It's been shown that when most women kill, they do it with poison.
Sincerely, you still want that sandwich?
Dear girl staring at me,
When I catch you, you're supposed to look away.
Sincerely, creeped out
