When you say "sorry for the wait," I assume you mean, "sorry for the weight."
Sincerely, I feel sorry for my scale...
Your plastic is showing.
Dear older female customer,
Please don't hint that I need to lose weight, I never even asked for your opinion. I'm only 145 pounds!
Sincerely, 9 months pregnant.
Dear curious people,
No, the best part of being a twin is not sharing clothes. It's having someone to awkwardly look at while people are singing happy birthday.
Sincerely, twins of the world.
Dear girl who hit my grandfather at a red light,
My grandmother was two months from retirement. She now has to work for another five years until she's 71. My grandfather loved that car, it was practically his baby. It's now in the junk yard. My grandparents no longer have a way to get around, and my grandmothers work is literally driving mentally disabled people to programs. She may now be fired. My brother, who was in the car you hit, has a concussion and my grandfather has a broken collarbone. Our health insurance won't cover it. We don't have enough money for food now.
Sincerely, All because you had to check your phone.
You make me wet.
Dear girl in my gym class,
You're suppose to put on shorts before you leave the locker room.
Sincerely, oh wait, that's not your underwear?
Please stop judging people. Love and tolerance are two different things.
Sincerely, I love my sister, but I won't tolerate her drugs
Please know that abuse isn't just physical or sexual. Words hurt too.
Sincerely, your daughter
Please stop making the cheerleaders wear their uniforms as their wardwrobe when shooting. Get real. NO cheerleaders wear uniforms to school all day long.
Sincerely, The over-used cheerleading uniform