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Dear kids trying to grow up too fast,
Yeah, being older than you is awesome. I love working to pay for my car, gas, college, books, and having no money for fun stuff like eating, or laundry.
Dear showers,
why do you even have a cold setting?
Dear bald man who just bought shampoo and conditioner,
What, exactly, are you planning on doing with that?
Dear Wal-Mart protesters,
Please understand that buying all the stuff you buy there online is not any better. FedEx workers work 6 hours straight with no breaks and are constantly yelled at to work faster.
Dear kids sitting at the table next to me,
Thanks for laughing at me and asking why I'm in the class after I give my input in class because I said things twice and stuttered. I though my voice was strong but now I know to never talk in that class.
Dear teachers,
Students give you apples for a reason.
Dear America,
Why is it that racism against Caucasians is totally fine, but racism against anybody else is obscene? Isn't the whole idea about equality for all people?
Dear face,
Please explain to me how I have worse acne at the age of 22 than I did in high school.
Dear Parents,
Please just get a divorce already. We know the papers have been in your room for years.
Dear World,
Save the polar bears. Without them, Coca-Cola is nothing.
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