If you leave the toilet seat up, I leave my tampon box on the ground.
Sincerely, PMS-ing sister.
Dear Disney Channel Original Movie "My Babysitter's a Vampire",
Sincerely, Disney Channel Original Movie "Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire".
Dear peanut butter and jelly:,
I only use you together, and your jars are the same size. Why don't you run out at the same time?
Sincerely, have you been talking to the shampoo and conditioner?
Dear jerk that keeps parking in my spot at work,
Please keep your car out of my spot. Oh and lace up your Nike's you have got to run to catch upp with the tow truck
Sincerely, a very pissed off co worker that dosen't want a scrach on my brand new Viper
Please stop with the talking ads that start on their own.
Sincerely, I just had a heart attack
Dear Blue's clues,
Thank you for defying stereotypes by making blue a girl and magenta a boy.
Sincerely, girl who hates gender stereotypes and loves the colour blue.
Dear women who have husbands over seas serving out country,
I have so much more respect for you now.
Sincerely, my boyfriend and I don't even go to the same school and I can hardly stand it.
Dear college students who just moved in next door,
Please stop blowing off legit fireworks right outside my window. I just peed my pants.
Ok, I admit it. I started feeling cold half an hour ago. But I'm six and a half hours out of seven wandering around Poland in a t-shirt in October, and I'll be damned if I admit it at this point.
Sincerely, There's hot chocolate at the hotel.