Dear DJ who played 'Love the Way You Lie',
It's probably inappropriate to play a song about domestic abuse at a wedding. Just my two cents.
Sincerely, a concerned cousin of the groom
A girl remembers every word, of every conversation you have with her. Be careful.
Sincerely, choose your words wisely
Dear "greatest generation",
Please realize that you pretty much messed everything up. Plus, you're all greedy.
Sincerely, a very concerned 24 year-old.
Dear guy with a confederate flag in his back window,
Newsflash, you lost.
Dear infant daughter,
Please tell me how you keep missing the burp cloth.
Sincerely, covered in spit up....again
Dear phone companies,
Please start making phones with breathalizers.
Sincerely, I don't remember sending that text...
Will you marry me? I bought you a piece of bread.
Sincerely, Peanut Butter
Dear french teacher,
I can't even write a decent essay in English.
Sincerely, how am I supposed to write one in French?!