Dear life,
Please stop throwing me curve balls. They're on a level I'm not.
Sincerely, guy who can't catch metaphorical objects.
Dear overprotective chaperone,
Please stop your witch hunt. Now the guy I like won't even talk to me.
Sincerely, we were just talking, not making out.
Dear A's,
You look good on our tests...but not on our chests.
Sincerely, smart and slender girls.
Dear Netflix,
Please add Disney movies.
Sincerely, child at heart
Dear whoever thinks girls should make the first move,
We bat our eyes, touch your arm, compliment you, drop hints that we're single, laugh at your bad jokes...
Sincerely, how does that not count as the first move?
Dear Mark Zuckerberg,
No wonder you got into a great college, Facebook hadn't been invented yet.
Sincerely, a Failing Student
Dear Teachers,
If I repeatedly state that I do not know the answer, it means that I DON'T KNOW ANSWER!
Sincerely, Call on Someone Else
Dear Whales,
Caaaaaaaannnnnnnn yooooooouuuuuuuu heeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr meeeeeeeee?
Sincerely, Dory
Dear Cat,
Please note that while you are giving birth, I will be hiding in my room and I will not come out until a family member notifies me that you are done.
Sincerely, the very squeamish brother of your owner.
Dear medicine,
Why do you have to taste so bad?
Sincerely, it's like we're getting punished for being sick.
