Here's a hint: X will always equal 10.
Sincerely, The Romans
So what you're really saying is if you fall in love with a stranger, steal his stuff, lie to your father, sell your body, genetically alter yourself for him, and THEN you can live happily ever after? Got it.
Sincerely, There goes my childhood.
Dear Teacher who said that she doesn't want to work all day and then go home and grade papers.,
What do you think homework is?
Sincerely, waiting to see what grade I got on the test from 2 chapters ago.
Dear girl at the gym in a sparkly top designer leather jacket and fuzzy flip-flops,
You do realize you are in the women's only exercise room of the gym, right? Complaining to your friend about how their are no hott guys in here just makes you look stupid.
Sincerely, the fat girl in the corner actually trying to get fit, not find a date...
Please do something to your choreography, you don’t even move your arms!
Please do not knock on my door at 2:30 in the morning.
Sincerely, luckily I was still awake practicing my drums.
Dear little sister,
No matter what mom says, your period is not a "glorious shedding of new life." It is misery.
Sincerely, your realistic older sister.
Dear Canadian who's had free health care all her life and doesn't see what the big deal is,
Obama isn't making our health care free. He's forcing us to have it or pay a $7,000 tax. We either pay out of our paychecks, or pay out of our wallet at the end of the year.
Sincerely, an American who is not proud of where this country is headed and will move to Canada instead
Dear movie industry,
Please make a movie where the fat girl gets the boy BEFORE becoming skinny