Dear life,
Please stop throwing me curve balls. They're on a level I'm not.
Dear overprotective chaperone,
Please stop your witch hunt. Now the guy I like won't even talk to me.
Dear A's,
You look good on our tests...but not on our chests.
Dear Netflix,
Please add Disney movies.
Dear whoever thinks girls should make the first move,
We bat our eyes, touch your arm, compliment you, drop hints that we're single, laugh at your bad jokes...
Dear Mark Zuckerberg,
No wonder you got into a great college, Facebook hadn't been invented yet.
Dear Teachers,
If I repeatedly state that I do not know the answer, it means that I DON'T KNOW ANSWER!
Dear Whales,
Caaaaaaaannnnnnnn yooooooouuuuuuuu heeeeeeaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr meeeeeeeee?
Dear Cat,
Please note that while you are giving birth, I will be hiding in my room and I will not come out until a family member notifies me that you are done.
Dear medicine,
Why do you have to taste so bad?
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