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Dear puzzle enthusiast,
You complete me.
Dear Facebook,
How did it taste when you sucked out my soul?
Dear other same-sex couples,
Please stop getting divorced unless you absolutely have to.
Dear soldier honoring my grandfather,
Please know that you tearing up when you handed my grandma the flag was the most touching moment of the day. You didn't even know my grandpa, but you knew the loss of a fellow Marine.
Dear Taylor Swift,
What are you going to write songs about when you get married?
Dear genius,
Yes, when I said it was a surprise party, I surely meant go ahead and ask the birthday girl what time it starts. Way to go.
Dear dog next door,
That shadow? Yeah, it's not going anywhere... Now shut up and go to sleep.
Dear Cat Cafe owners,
Please open a Dog Cafe, a Rabbit Cafe and a Singing Birds Cafe. Please open each one of them in a different neighbourhood. But first, please write every food and drink you sell on your menu.
Dear society,
Could we all just stop assuming that all short haired ladies are lesbians or Miley Cyrus wannabes? Please and thank you.
Dear Teacher,
Please tell me how I answered the opinion based question wrong.
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