Thanks for the lung cancer I now have from your second hand smoke. The doctors say I have a year, enjoy your three packs a day.
Sincerely, your daughter.
Dear people in my class school church etc.,
I'm not a freak, I'm not "just repressing it", I don't need a cure, it's not my church's fault. I'm asexual because that's what I am, I'm celibate because that'
Sincerely, asexual and proud of it.
Please remember that I'm supposed to train you, which means that I can show you how things are done, but not to do things for you. If you're unable to even scroll down an email before approaching me to say that there wasn't enough info and I should be the one getting it for you, then I suggest you find another way to get things done yourself because I QUIT.
Sincerely, your colleague, NOT your slave
If you are extra ordinary, doesn't that just make you even more ordinary?
I don't try to cuddle with you when YOU'RE going to the bathroom...
Sincerely, just let me relieve myself in peace!
Dear obnoxious boy,
It's not awkward for us until you walk up and ask if it is.
Sincerely, aggrivated girl trying to have a conversation with her ex
Dear Jack Sparrow,
You are the only guy who can have long hair, beads, jewelry, eyeliner, and STILL be considered straight.
Sincerely, teach me.
Dear middle aged man in dress clothes,
Eating your lunch out of a SuperMan lunch box where I could see it?
Dear People who complain about illegal immigrants using their tax money,
Please realize that if someone is here illegally, it's probably because making a living back home is next to impossible. And besides, because they are illegal they don't have health care, and your taxes don't pay for their food. So what are you complaining about?