TERMS OF USE

Here comes the boring stuff...

By using this site you agree to the following terms:

We are nice, you should be too. Dearblankpleaseblank.com (DBPB) does not support or encourage any submission or comment to the site that victimizes, harasses, degrades, or intimidates an individual or group of individuals on the basis of religion, gender, sexual orientation, race, ethnicity, age, or disability.

The comment system is hosted and provided by disqus.com as a free service, as such we assume no responsibility for comments left on the site whatsoever. Users flagged for abuse of the comment system will be banned from future use of the system without notice and at our discretion.

All submissions sent to DBPB become property of the site, at which point we'll probably sell it for millions of dollars, buy a large collection of Elvis wigs with bedazzled leather jackets, and go on tour until our bank accounts run dry. But seriously. Whatever you submit to DBPB becomes the property of DBPB, and we reserve the right to do whatever we want with it. If this somehow backfires and gets us sent to jail or sued, then we hate you all.

Lastly, don't steal. You are free to share the submissions via Twitter, Facebook, your blog that no one except your mom consistently reads, email, and what have you... But don't sell it. If you would like to use DBPB content in special products or for projects, just ask us, we're nice. [email protected]


THIRD PARTY ADVERTISING

The ad networks that we work with make us say this stuff:

We allow third-party companies to serve ads and/or collect certain anonymous information when you visit our web site. These companies may use non-personally identifiable information (e.g., click stream information, browser type, time and date, subject of advertisements clicked or scrolled over) during your visits to this and other Web sites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services likely to be of greater interest to you. These companies typically use a cookie or third party web beacon to collect this information. To learn more about this behavioral advertising practice or to opt-out of this type of advertising, you can visit networkadvertising.org.

PRIVACY POLICY

Are you seriously reading this?

Here's the thing, we don't have lawyers to write us up a fancy privacy policy, and chances are if we did, you couldn't understand it anyway. So we'll keep it really simple. If you submit personal information to us, email addresses and such, we promise to never show it to anyone, sell it to anyone, spam you with daily newsletters, or scrawl your name in our notebooks over and over confessing our unrequited love for you. Don't worry, we're on your side.

If however, we ever do make it rich and can afford lawyers to write us up a fancy privacy policy, it'll probably go right below this line here:

(still not rich.)

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