SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Obama,
Please ignore what they are saying. You're doing a great job!
Dear monkeys,
We like maple syrup too...
Dear Son,
Please take a nap. Your mother was up all night at the movies watching Eclipse and really wants to take a nap with you. You always nap. Why not today?
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Please make another book for the Twilight series. Please, I am begging you.
Dear Mom,
Im 16 now, can I PLEASE get a bra?
Dear Teenagers,
Who is this girl, and how does everyone know what she says?!
Dear idiot down the street,
No one cares if you are the only person in the neighborhood with a 62'' flat screen 3D LED TV. I just had sex with your girlfriend for the 4th time since monday, that's enough hi def entertainment for me. There are some things money can't buy...
Dear Parents,
Please start knocking.
Dear soccer fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Dear boys,
When you're not in the building, we use the mens room because urinals fascinate us.
Dear brotha,
Please, just drink my hot kool aid... I MADE THIS FOR YOU!
Dear fashion natzis,
Stop trying to put a weight limit on clothes. Some of us are enjoying the view.
Dear lady who lives across the street from me,
I swear, I'm not a stalker. Oh and by the way, you're out of milk, butter, and eggs.
Dear cows,
I'm sorry... I just missed my wife.
Dear Twilight haters,
You just wish you were hot like Bella.
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