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Dear Bella,
So you're saying it WOULD be weird if I turned your used tampons into teabags?
Dear People complaining about grammar,
It's 2010, grammar doesn't matter anymore.
Dear guy I follow on Twitter,
Thanks for telling me you're in Hawaii all week.
Dear anyone reading this,
I could be naked right now, and you'd never know it.
Dear egg,
That was incredible!!! Did you cum first or did I?
Dear airport security,
Full body search please!
Dear NaCl/NaOH,
Your base is under a salt!
Dear Girl Scouts of America,
$7 for a box of samoas! Are you flipping kidding me?!
Dear world,
A sheep's natural wool is naturally coated in lanolin, a substance which prevents the wool fibers from locking together and therefore prevents the sheep from shrinking. Once the fibers are woven together the lanolin is disturbed, and can then become smaller (shrinking the wool).
Dear people who stare at me,
Just because I'm 13 and I already have hairy legs, acne, and a deep voice doesn't mean I don't have feelings too!
Dear Toilet,
I thought we had a deal?! Pee and poo yours, electronics mine!
Dear Michael Jackson,
Your legacy is in good hands.
Dear Internet,
I would be dead if it weren't for you, and now they're saying it needs censoring?!
Dear toilet,
I won't be needing you anymore, I've got little girls to pee on now.
Dear cute nerd,
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
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