Dear Bella,
So you're saying it WOULD be weird if I turned your used tampons into teabags?
Sincerely, Edward?
Dear guy I follow on Twitter,
Thanks for telling me you're in Hawaii all week.
Sincerely, watching my "new" TV.
Dear People complaining about grammar,
It's 2010, grammar doesn't matter anymore.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear anyone reading this,
I could be naked right now, and you'd never know it.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear egg,
That was incredible!!! Did you cum first or did I?
Sincerely, chicken
Dear airport security,
Full body search please!
Sincerely, haven't been felt up in a long time
Dear NaCl/NaOH,
Your base is under a salt!
Sincerely, see what I did there?
Dear Girl Scouts of America,
$7 for a box of samoas! Are you flipping kidding me?!
Sincerely, Darth Vader
Dear world,
A sheep's natural wool is naturally coated in lanolin, a substance which prevents the wool fibers from locking together and therefore prevents the sheep from shrinking. Once the fibers are woven together the lanolin is disturbed, and can then become smaller (shrinking the wool).
Sincerely, I was curious, too.
Dear people who stare at me,
Just because I'm 13 and I already have hairy legs, acne, and a deep voice doesn't mean I don't have feelings too!
Sincerely, self-conscious girl.
Dear Toilet,
I thought we had a deal?! Pee and poo yours, electronics mine!
Sincerely, Sad Human
Dear Michael Jackson,
Your legacy is in good hands.
Sincerely, Brian Peppers.
Dear Internet,
I would be dead if it weren't for you, and now they're saying it needs censoring?!
Sincerely, these scars are only just healing.
Dear toilet,
I won't be needing you anymore, I've got little girls to pee on now.
Sincerely, R. Kelly
Dear cute nerd,
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
Sincerely, nerd sitting behind you.
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