Dear jf;ldsfa/kvsmmklnn,
Please lknvfdmv.xvn.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder
Dear America,
You still have a law in Iowa that allows you to shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time.
Sincerely, WTF?!
Dear Febreze,
I owe you $20 in quarters.
Sincerely, poor college student.
Dear son in your bedroom with your first girlfriend,
We can hear you over the TV.
Sincerely, a proud father.
Dear Nickelback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, the world.
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Reeeeeed Robin!
Sincerely, USA.
Dear thunder thighs,
What a coincidence, I have a lightning penis.
Sincerely, wait what?
Dear World,
Of course we ride Osama Bin Laden to school.
Sincerely, Saudi Arabia
Dear people mad at Arizona,
Please explain what all the fuss is about...
Sincerely, a pretty white girl.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear hot girls,
Please become sex offenders and move to my neighborhood.
Sincerely, a boy.
Dear children of mine,
My name is not, "gosh dangit!"
Sincerely, guess who! ♥
Dear bra,
Wanna trade?
Sincerely, jock strap.
Dear drunk driver,
You thought it was funny when you hit my mom... I didn't.
Sincerely, unborn child.
Dear Aunt Flo,
Please come visit my girlfriend, she really misses you.
Sincerely, nervous boyfriend.
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