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Dear Aunt Flo,
Please come visit my girlfriend, she really misses you.
Dear Wife,
Please get a bikini wax. You look ridiculous with hair sticking out of your granny panties.
Dear girls,
If you can read this, make me a sammich.
Dear people who say grammar isn't important,
Yes, I will have fries with that.
Dear Dumbledore,
Did you get my text?
Dear idiots,
Please pull your pants up. This style should have died when it started in 1993. Get a job too.
Dear elephant,
I whip my hair back and forth... you jelly?
Dear smokers,
Please hurry up and die.
Dear bra,
Please stop hogging all my skittles.
Dear Dad,
Please don't remind me I'm beautiful when I'm walking around in my bra and shorts....
Dear Nazis,
You did what?!?! I said I hate JUICE!
Dear boyfriend,
Last night my calculus homework was hard and I did it on the table. I hope you're not mad...
Dear Disney,
Please consider making a gay princess.
Dear America,
Baseball wrong. Man with four balls no walk.
Dear big bad wolf,
You can blow at my straw house as much as you want you big hairy git, because... OH BOLLOCKS!
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