Dear Aunt Flo,
Please come visit my girlfriend, she really misses you.
Sincerely, nervous boyfriend.
Please get a bikini wax. You look ridiculous with hair sticking out of your granny panties.
If you can read this, make me a sammich.
Sincerely, a boy
Dear people who say grammar isn't important,
Yes, I will have fries with that.
Did you get my text?
Please pull your pants up. This style should have died when it started in 1993. Get a job too.
Sincerely, a taxpayer tired of supporting you and your stupid 5 illegitimate children.
I whip my hair back and forth... you jelly?
Sincerely, wooly mammoth.
Please hurry up and die.
Please stop hogging all my skittles.
You did what?!?! I said I hate JUICE!
Please don't remind me I'm beautiful when I'm walking around in my bra and shorts....
Sincerely, that was really awkward...
Last night my calculus homework was hard and I did it on the table. I hope you're not mad...
Please consider making a gay princess.
Sincerely, not all girls want a prince charming.
Baseball wrong. Man with four balls no walk.
Sincerely, Chinese wise man.