Dear Aunt Flo,
Please come visit my girlfriend, she really misses you.
Sincerely, nervous boyfriend.
Please get a bikini wax. You look ridiculous with hair sticking out of your granny panties.
If you can read this, make me a sammich.
Sincerely, a boy
Dear people who say grammar isn't important,
Yes, I will have fries with that.
Did you get my text?
Please pull your pants up. This style should have died when it started in 1993. Get a job too.
Sincerely, a taxpayer tired of supporting you and your stupid 5 illegitimate children.
I whip my hair back and forth... you jelly?
Sincerely, wooly mammoth.
Please hurry up and die.
Please stop hogging all my skittles.
Please don't remind me I'm beautiful when I'm walking around in my bra and shorts....
Sincerely, that was really awkward...
You did what?!?! I said I hate JUICE!
Last night my calculus homework was hard and I did it on the table. I hope you're not mad...
Please consider making a gay princess.
Sincerely, not all girls want a prince charming.
Baseball wrong. Man with four balls no walk.
Sincerely, Chinese wise man.