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Dear then/than,
It's you are welcome, therefore you're welcome.
Dear boyfriend,
Please understand that you are my universe
Dear Mrs. Weasley,
Please explain to me how and why you adopted Harry Potter while I was at work... And how Dombledor approved of it.
Dear blood,
Please, I really like keeping you inside me. However, when I find you on my hands or shirt at an otherwise inappropriate times does worry me a bit. Could you at least show me where you came from? It would be the least you could do.
Dear Girl staring at the muslim guy,
Please don"t just assume he is being stereotypical. after all he hasn't said anything
Dear Life,
Could you at least start lubricating?
Dear car owners,
Please stop bringing me your car for an oil change after driving for two hours.
Dear River Song,
How come you made the Doctor, but you're married to him and the daughter of Amy and Rory?
Dear Vampire Weekend,
I give an f-word about the Oxford comma.
Dear Co-worker,
Please stop calling my house at three. I know it's your number. I know you're offended my husband doesn't want to sleep with you but let's be serious here. We've been together for six years. We have two children. You are 42. You should know how to act mature by this point.
Dear short asian boy,
Why cant more people be like you?
Dear "don't get any ideas",
If you don't want serial killers to have any ideas as to where to hide the bodies of their victims, why on earth would you GIVE them an idea?
Dear lady at walmart,
Please don't assume I know about condoms just because I am college age.
Dear (sort-of-kind-of-not-really) ex-boyfriend,
It wasn't a relationship, so I'll never get closure. Just know that the mess we shared will take a long time to get out of my system.
Dear Reader,
Don't not do a thing that isn't not smart
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