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Dear Everyone,
How much can't could a white girl can if a white girl couldn't can't even?
Dear hot swimmer at friend's pool party,
HnnnngggGGGHNNNGG
Dear Lord,
Thank you for thinking about me. I'm alive and doing fine.
Dear boobs,
I'm sorry I squished you for so long, and it took me so long to get a fitting.
Dear Analog Clock,
Y U SO HARD TO READ?!
Dear World,
Why does everyone bully me but leave comma, semi-colon, question mark, and exclamation point alone?
Dear Apple,
Please "If you don't have an iPhone, well, you don't have an iPhone."
Dear stores like Victoria's Secret (and even Walmart),
Please sell lingerie for men. Some girls like tight boxers or tight muscle shirts and some guys want to turn on their ladies.
Dear 40 year old lady on the bus,
Please Sit straight like a normal person and not with your feet crossed while playing candy crush on your ipad
Dear "biggest ego" section of the year book,
Am I allowed to vote for the entire hockey team?
Dear Non-gamers,
Please stop reducing our favorite video gamer characters to sex objects.
Dear World,
You know carrots giving you night vision is a lie made by Americans in the Second World War so the Germans didn't know they had radars, right?
Dear mean person,
You're Canadian?
Dear everyone,
There's a law in Germany regarding beef. It's called: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
Dear people writing anything,
"I'm nauseated" means others cause you nausea. "I'm nauseous" means you cause others nausea.
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