Dear crowded rush hour train,
"no Bob. I won't hurt the nice people. If they knew I was sad inside they'd give me a seat"
Sincerely, Oh thanks for the seat, sir
Please don't ever make me fall in love with a guy then realize he's my cousin, again.
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Sincerely, Adolf Hitler
Dear people who say"Isis militants",
Finally someone who agrees with us
Sincerely, war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength. AKA 1984
did you seriously uber to school?
Sincerely, I think you can figure out a ride...
Dear Relationship Gurus of the World,
My friend told me that a guy she liked is off limits.
Dear bitter women,
Please understand that all men aren't the same. When I first started dating my boyfriend, I offered him a 3sum (two girls) for his 28th birthday and he declined saying he only had eyes for me.
Sincerely, happily engaged.
why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Sincerely, i just wanted to show them my never land...
Dear people who call evil beings "heartles",
WE TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
Sincerely, The Planaria worms who don't have hearts because they don't need a circulatory system.
We understand that not everyone can help, and even though a lot of people are being rude and saying just 'thinking' does us no good, please know we DO appreciate the emotional support too!!! It means a lot to us that so many people care, so thank you!~
Dear US government,
We know you're in bed with the Mexican drug cartels. We know that's why you strive to keep drugs illegal and continue restricting guns/ammo; a bigger black market leads to more profit for you. Leland Lee and Operation Fast and Furious showed us that. But, while you're making money, infringing on our rights, and putting otherwise law-abiding citizens in jail, you're hurting many communities across the US. And that needs to stop.
Dear Once Upon a Time fans,
Is it weird that I think it would be hot for Emma and Mary Margaret to hook up?
Sincerely, not into incest, I swear.
Dear fellow Americains,
When will you wake up and realize The GREAT LIE - That our political system consists of only one party system The Demo-Republican party. It is a single party spilt on social issues but beholding to the only the very wealthy. NADORA Never A Democrat Or Republican Please Vote for anyone else if you want change.
Sincerely, I beginning to think i'm the last free man in America
Please. Refusing to put a Dislike button is like Mayor Bloomberg refusing to allow a 24 oz Diet Coke with your order of Heart Attack Burger and fries.
Sincerely, I want to click Dislike when I see status like Jenny Is a Slut, See Her Being Raped On Enclosed Vide