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Dear world,
No, I am not going to shove my religion down your throat. I'm not going to ask for your money. I support your gay marriage and I love my muslim neighbours. I would like the same judge free accpetance, please.
Dear teenagers,
I like the days when apple and blackberry were just fruits.
Dear society,
Why is it that high school mothers and illegal aliens can go to college for free but the rest of us have to be in debt for years?
Dear Beyonce,
Thanks for showing everyone it is still possible to date, get married, THEN have babies.
Dear Kraft Macaroni & Cheese,
What kind of cheese comes in powder form and does not require refrigeration?
Dear caps lock,
Thank you for allowing me to yell at my friends from a distance.
Dear cheating boyfriend,
BUSTED!
Dear girl looking at her reflection in the passing windows,
You look beautiful.
Dear best friend who wishes her boyfriend was exactly like me,
You know I've been single for two years... right?
Dear tampon companies,
Please stop using songs that I like for awkward commercials.
Dear boys,
It's not that we don't trust you. We just don't trust the sluts you hang out with.
Dear police officer,
Have fun explaining why you just hit that parked car...
Dear teenage girls,
Beyonce dated first, got married, and THEN got pregnant.
Dear mother,
Just because I am married now, doesn't mean that you can make inappropriate and uncomfortable sex jokes.
Dear teenagers,
Blah blah blah, angst, my life sucks. Blah blah, angst, blah, I hate my parents. Blah blah, boyfriend/girlfriend, blah blah, money, blah blah, FML, blah, music, angst.
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