Dear bimbos in American high school movies,
You ain't got nothing on me.
Sincerely, I'm used to Scandinavian pinkiebloggers
Y do u think u r smarter than me.
Sincerely, clerly age snobery, stop it snob ladis. My esays are perfect.
Dear Massive Poop,
Please stop making me feel like I'm having a baby out of the wrong hole.
Sincerely, A Very Sore Bumhole
By the time you read this, I will probably be dead.
Sincerely, Terminal cancer patient with only a few weeks to live.
I'm just curious,
Does anyone here go to Shepton High School in Plano, TX?
Sincerely, not a stalker, just fellow student.
Dear men with ED,
I would love to have a hard time with you.
Sincerely, horny girl
Dear male teacher,
If I just came from the bathroom, whispered some thing to my best friend as she hands me her purse, and ask you if I can go back to the restroom, please let me go back!
Sincerely, My crush was in there...
Dear Kids at my school who "study" psychology in their free time,
Do you even understand what you're doing? You're using what very, very little professional psychological knowledge you have to look into what could very well be the darkest places in someone's mind. You have absolutely no right to access information that should be protected under doctor-patient confidentiality without consent. You have no right to use your potentially false knowledge to try and form an understanding of someone you know nothing about, and if you try to pick my mind apart again, I will do my damnedest to return the hell you're causing me.
Sincerely, What goes on in my mind is none of your freaking business.
We know you were exhausted after creating the first six planets, but really Uranus? Ha Ha Ha can't stop laughing.
Sincerely, Mercury thru Saturn
I know that you are writing for your own amusement, but seriously? You had an amazing story going on, I was really engaged, then suddenly, bam, Harry's pregnant, everyone is bi, and there is sex everywhere.
Sincerely, Was reading for the story, left because of the porn
Don't not do a thing that isn't not smart
Dear Swimsuit Season,
It's hard to accomplish anything when staying awake is a feat.
Sincerely, minerals depleted
Dear criminal system,
there is NO error of any kind except for society of which we all live in even if we have different skin colors, we have one thing in common. We all live on the same surface
Sincerely, tired of hypocrites everywhere
Your boyfriend is honestly the only creeper who will peep through the window. No one else stoops that low when walking up the stairs, so please leave the window open so it isn't so fricking hot.
Sincerely, Very Annoyed Roommate...