Us gingers r oprressesd. Stop oppressing the minioritiez.
Sincerely, all gingers ever. i cant even get a kjob
Please never forget that I love you completely with every part of me. But just in case you forget... Let me remind you by saying goodnight every night and waking you up with a flirtatious comment in the morning
Dear annoyed people,
I like my women like my coffee; fine-ground, with a little creamer, some cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamom and vanilla.
Sincerely, that was supposed to be a joke, but it's actually kinda true...
Dear C. S. Lewis,
I really enjoyed the part of the book where Katniss and her two companions, Edward and Jacob, saved the wizarding world when they dropped the ring into Mount Doom.
Sincerely, Inspired reader
I can make you a non-vegan rather quickly!
Sincerely, Poisonus Snake Bite!
Dear people reading this post,
Sing this to the tune of "Part of that world" from the Little Mermaid: Look at this face(O.O), isn't it cute? Wouldn't you think the owls would give a hoot? Wouldn't you think that's the one; the one who has everything? Look in its mind, treasure abound. How many memories just are around? Looking around, here you think: Sure, it has everything!
Sincerely, Musician at work
Please stop making me lust after three people at once. I have a boyfriend, and it's not good that I want to have sex with him, but also want to screw my best friend and the guy I set her up with!!
Sincerely, very scared, annoyed and horny girl
I have to poop
Sincerely, You probably didn't need to know
Dear Hipster at Starbucks,
You have serious B.O.
Sincerely, "No Room for Cream"
Dear "Be serious!",
Sincerely, last time I tried that a clown came at me with a razor.
Dear Jealous girls,
I had a witch keep me prisoner in a huge tower with no stairs ... plus! Head and Tower-base Shampoo - For extra extra long hair!
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I learned a lesson about friendship....
Sincerely, Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle
Dear that evil restaraunt,
Please don't ever let me in there again, as I have been shitting bricks all day.
Sincerely, the person whose asshole feels as though it's on fire
So like why can't I be a sunflower? I love the sun, and I stand often.