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Dear pople,
Us gingers r oprressesd. Stop oppressing the minioritiez.
Dear Olive,
Please never forget that I love you completely with every part of me. But just in case you forget... Let me remind you by saying goodnight every night and waking you up with a flirtatious comment in the morning
Dear annoyed people,
I like my women like my coffee; fine-ground, with a little creamer, some cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamom and vanilla.
Dear C. S. Lewis,
I really enjoyed the part of the book where Katniss and her two companions, Edward and Jacob, saved the wizarding world when they dropped the ring into Mount Doom.
Dear Vegans,
I can make you a non-vegan rather quickly!
Dear people reading this post,
Sing this to the tune of "Part of that world" from the Little Mermaid: Look at this face(O.O), isn't it cute? Wouldn't you think the owls would give a hoot? Wouldn't you think that's the one; the one who has everything? Look in its mind, treasure abound. How many memories just are around? Looking around, here you think: Sure, it has everything!
Dear Hormones,
Please stop making me lust after three people at once. I have a boyfriend, and it's not good that I want to have sex with him, but also want to screw my best friend and the guy I set her up with!!
Dear users,
I have to poop
Dear Hipster at Starbucks,
You have serious B.O.
Dear "Be serious!",
No thanks.
Dear Jealous girls,
I had a witch keep me prisoner in a huge tower with no stairs ... plus! Head and Tower-base Shampoo - For extra extra long hair!
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I learned a lesson about friendship....
Dear that evil restaraunt,
Please don't ever let me in there again, as I have been shitting bricks all day.
Dear society,
So like why can't I be a sunflower? I love the sun, and I stand often.
Dear girl chowing down on a burrito,
What are you even doing? This is a history class.
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