Please don't look at me like I'm crazy
Sincerely, public twerker
Dear Loch Ness Monster,
Please I'd like some waffle fries and a coke... For free!
Sincerely, Numa Numa guy
Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnappyed by hillfolk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever!
Sincerely, "Simon Tam"
When you called the animal shelter "crusty" I almost died. How rude can you be?!
Sincerely, Animal Lover
Please understand that wearing a onesie 24/7 and being obsessed with frozen is normal for your teenage daughter.
Sincerely, I also watch gossip girl and socialize in my free time
Please don't be mad at me because I'm not gay, Yelling at me won't help me either, and just because your gay doesn't mean I have to be either
Sincerely, An adopted boy who is tired of being yelled at
Dear Knight in shining armer,
I like my cowardly prince just fine
Sincerely, He saved me from a kidnapper
Am I the only one who hates the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, but loves the cereal part?
Sincerely, come on, I can't be the only one...
Dear incoming freshmen girls,
Please, please be passionate basketball players
Sincerely, I just want the "team mom" to have an awesome senior season
Dear boy who yelled across the local park to say I'm pretty,
I would love to hug you. You made my day. It's people like you who make mediocre looking girls like me feel precious.
Sincerely, do I really look like Anne Frank?
Dear better love stories than Twilight,
I was on Tech Crew for my high school's spring musical, Les Miserables. The character of Grantaire (Enjolras' drunk friend) has to carry around a wine bottle pretty much the entire show. The Senior who plays the part has managed to not break or lose the same one for the full three weeks of shows and fully-propped rehearsals. He even wrote his name on it.
Sincerely, better love story than Twilight. so much better.
Dear "I saw the first Captain America before you",
Apparently you didn't since Steve Rogers is Captain America, Bucky Barnes was the friend who died falling from the train in the first film.
Sincerely, Someone who paid attention
Dear college boy,
Please know that just because we had sex sober doesn't mean I want a relationship... I'm open to whatever you are!
Sincerely, I hope this doesn't get weird