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Dear Everyone,
How much can't could a white girl can if a white girl couldn't can't even?
Dear four hour Physics lab,
Please stop coinciding with the full moon. It's very hard for me to refrain from eating the other students when I'm hungry and stuck in the lab with them.
Dear hot swimmer at friend's pool party,
HnnnngggGGGHNNNGG
Dear Lord,
Thank you for thinking about me. I'm alive and doing fine.
Dear boobs,
I'm sorry I squished you for so long, and it took me so long to get a fitting.
Dear Analog Clock,
Y U SO HARD TO READ?!
Dear World,
Why does everyone bully me but leave comma, semi-colon, question mark, and exclamation point alone?
Dear stores like Victoria's Secret (and even Walmart),
Please sell lingerie for men. Some girls like tight boxers or tight muscle shirts and some guys want to turn on their ladies.
Dear 40 year old lady on the bus,
Please Sit straight like a normal person and not with your feet crossed while playing candy crush on your ipad
Dear "biggest ego" section of the year book,
Am I allowed to vote for the entire hockey team?
Dear Apple,
Please "If you don't have an iPhone, well, you don't have an iPhone."
Dear Non-gamers,
Please stop reducing our favorite video gamer characters to sex objects.
Dear asexual friend,
I talk about sex a lot, but if we ever got together, I would never ask you to do it.
Dear mean person,
You're Canadian?
Dear World,
You know carrots giving you night vision is a lie made by Americans in the Second World War so the Germans didn't know they had radars, right?
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