Dear boy who opened the door for me,
I'm sorry that I didn't notice you and went through the other door. Thank you for chasing me down, dragging me back into the building with you and making me go through the door while you held it.
Sincerely, You made my life...and now I have a crush on you!
Dear teacher at my school,
Next time you're at the urinal next to a student, just don't say anything.
Sincerely, "whoa, your parents gave you a gift!"
Dear Freshman Physical Science Teacher,
Thank you for telling us to "not go home and tell your parents that you spent the whole period watching The Daily Show, or prank calling other science classrooms" then yelling "Dinosaurs are SEXY!" to get our attention.
Sincerely, I SO hope I have you again for Chemistry.
We consider a field trip successful when no lives are lost and no lives are created.
Sincerely, the teachers that came back with a very young student
Dear air freshener,
"Do not spray directly onto throat "
Dear Aquatics Teacher at school,
Thank you for mindlessly moving on when my gay best friend said he couldn’t swim because he was on his period.
Sincerely, Is this why you teach gym?
I like how I can do anything in them and no one will ever know.
Sincerely, I just made out with a chair and robbed a pet store.
I do not like this Sam I Am. I do not like this Facebook scam. I do not like the new news feed. I do not like it, no indeed. I do not like your top news trends, instead of recent news from friends. It was just fine, but now it's weird, so let me make myself quite clear. I do not like this new page attack. So Facebook admin CHANGE IT BACK!!!
Sincerely, Everyone that likes something called PRIVACY on Facbook
Dear Furbie we just found,
You have been out in the rain for three days and have no batteries. How the hell did you just say "hello" to us?
Sincerely, running away screaming.
Dear older brother,
The more you joke about me having guy friends, the more I'll joke about having sex with all of them.
Sincerely, not so funny now is it.
Dear locker room,
Oh. Hi. Well this is awkward...
Sincerely, in the closet
Lets play the random word game! Carrot, Elephant, Lamp, I'm pregnant, pencil, fridge...
Sincerely, What do you mean I didn't tell you?!?!
Today in class the girl next to me was trimming her split ends and the two people in front of me were having a breath holding competition.
Sincerely, I'm in med school... Meet your future doctors.
Listen, Im not gay....My boyfriend is.
Sincerely, your son.