Dear mocha boy.,
Yum yummy. Cannot resist.
Please note this first that I love you. I can't even explain how much do I! But, it seems like you have never understood that. You have never been a dad like other dads. You could only be a living money machine, so much inexpressive & just a instructor in the family, However, your acts sometimes have proven that you love me, you loved us so much & then later, you seemed somebody very unknown. Dad, I can even count & say how many time I have called you dad in a year. Sometimes, I become very depressed because of all these, I act very heartless & stay in my own world. Because I realize, I love the idea of a persons being dad, I love the dreams I have with you but, I don't love you. Dad, I am disappointed with life, especially you now.
Sincerely, Your "ever been wished princess"
You were not dear at all, but i'd like to remember you as if you were. That is why i wrote "Dear father,".
Sincerely, your son you never had
Please stop treating me like your boyfriend, if I screw up its got nothing to do with you so don't give me the cold shoulder and say that I hate you. I don't, I'm just not alive to please you.
Dear first anniversary,
Please understand if you don't get the normal fanfare. One year together and one year apart. It's another sweet day that I won't get to spend with him.
Sincerely, bitter-sweet girlfriend in Uruguay
Please remember that sometimes, there is no absolute truth. Many moral, economic, or other issues have many many ways to solve the problem. Sometimes however, there is absolute truth. Such as whether or not God exixts, or natural laws.
Sincerely, I found Absolute Truth
Dear 15-year-olds these days,
When I was your age, I was raising babies, not Pokemon! Get your life together, you old maids.
Sincerely, a gal from the Middle Ages.
Dear people slamming Selena Gomez,
Please remember that last month Christina Grimmie, a dear friend of hers, was murdered by a hateful, psychotic person. OF COURSE she's going to defend Taylor from hatred, regardless of whether Taylor's innocent or not.
Sincerely, you would do the same thing if you were in her shoes.
Tall, dark, and handsome is a very real thing. It's hard to resist.
Dear soon to be boyfriend,
Please be patient with me. My ex ignored me for video games and I'm scared you going to ignore me for another muse too.
Sincerely, a simple text would be enough to reassure me.
Please leave me be with my oversized shirts and skinny jeans and lack of makeup or motivation. And while you're at it, stop picking on me so much for not being a 'normal' girl.
Sincerely, I just want to disappear. Is that okay with you?
Dear bird outside my window,
Please shut the fuck up. It is 2 in the goddamn morning, and some of us, like me perhaps, are trying to sleep. I get it, you are going against the grain and be a fucking nocturnal bird instead of a normal sweet diurnal bird, but you need to shut the hell up. I do not know what kind of bird cocain or bird amphetamines you are on to stay awake all night but not all of us have access to bird drug dealers and so we do not have the energy that you seem to have. If you refuse to shut up, then I shall make it my mission that every time I see you sleeping in that tiny little nest in the tree outside my window I will scream at you and wake your fat feathery ass up so you will understand what it feels like to have some annoying bitch squawking at you when you are trying to sleep. That is all.
Sincerely, Fuck you very much, A Tired Queen
Please Undestad that it baffles me that you take pride in stories of people paying it forward, or helping the "underdog" to the point where you literally make movies about it. Yet refuse to do so on a wider scale by using tax dollars for health benefits etc...
Sincerely, apparently a "dirty" socialist
Dear sex drive,
Please appear. At 28 I should be able to know the joys of sex. Instead I know the joys of letting my boyfriends down since you won't appear. I need you to come forward. You are costing me a lot.
Please smile at me with those eyes of perfect, uncluttered, joy that I recognize from your childhood pictures. My life's meaning derives from knowing our love brings you as much happiness and validation as you recall from your younger years.
Sincerely, Your Loving Wife