Dear crowded rush hour train,
"no Bob. I won't hurt the nice people. If they knew I was sad inside they'd give me a seat"
Sincerely, Oh thanks for the seat, sir
Dear Cat Cafe owners,
Please open a Dog Cafe, a Rabbit Cafe and a Singing Birds Cafe. Please open each one of them in a different neighbourhood. But first, please write every food and drink you sell on your menu.
Sincerely, "almond orange thingy - $1.25"
I know its a little much too ask, but please could stop this? I lost all of my friends and now I'm failing history. I don't have the grades or the friends so I don't know who I am anymore.
Sincerely, if I don't know who I am how am I supposed to sign this?
Dear people who say"Isis militants",
Finally someone who agrees with us
Sincerely, war is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength. AKA 1984
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Sincerely, Adolf Hitler
Dear bitter women,
Please understand that all men aren't the same. When I first started dating my boyfriend, I offered him a 3sum (two girls) for his 28th birthday and he declined saying he only had eyes for me.
Sincerely, happily engaged.
just know it wasnt your fault...
We need to keep spreading the Gospel of Celestia. Remember: Star Wars, Star Trek, and comic books used to only be for nerds.
Sincerely, Thunder Cheeks.
Sorry I sent you a text when you clearly wanted to be alone, I just wanted to make sure you were alright.
Sincerely, it's been over a month!
Please stop. I mean, saying that i could be hiding a bomb in my turtleneck is desperate.
Sincerely, have a 2 day suspension for a repeated offense.
Dear people who call evil beings "heartles",
WE TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
Sincerely, The Planaria worms who don't have hearts because they don't need a circulatory system.
I'll have you know that yes, it is possible to be against gay marriage and not be straight.
Sincerely, the bi Christian girl who refuses to marry another woman.
You're seriously worried about how being pregnant/a single mom is going to affect your dating possibilities with women?
Sincerely, feel so selfish but lonely
Dear Every Girl Who Likes The Questionable Guy,
Yes, he's gay. But it will help you grow stronger. And he will be your best friend for the rest of your life.
Sincerely, Best Decision I've Ever Made