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Dear male teacher,
due to your masculinity, correcting me in front of the class is violence. I am a womyn. Sure, I may have told the class the wrong answer to question, but like my feelings water.
Dear America,
Please vote for Donald Trump.
Dear Girl I am in love with.,
I have raging diarrhea right now.
Dear Parents,
Please don't tell me things that I don't want to know. Such as that my Great Grandma died my bed.
Dear friends and family,
Please don't touch my stuff or i will haunt you
Dear world,
Please stop making lesbians and gays feel like they have to have committed, perfect relationships to show liking the same sex isn't "bad". Because of this pressure, my fiancee can hit me and know I'm unlikely to tell.
Dear Trump Haters,
Please Your comments just prove the point
Dear Roommates,
Please stop making my life so uncomfortable with your weird fetishes.
Dear Bronys that go see my Mom for their doctor,
Please stop going to her, she comes home everyday very confused about humanity.
Dear Europe,
Thanks for taking care of the people we fucked the homes of.
Dear Capitalists,
Please realise your system is utterly corrupt, life is being segregated into classes and children are being worked as slaves in third world nations.
Dear guy I slept with last night,
Thank you for being the nicest most polite guy I have ever met. You even made me breakfast
Dear Random guy with a gun,
Thanks for saving my life from that guy with a knife who tried to stab me in the ally way
Dear America,
Why vote for the lesser evil?
Dear Peers,
Even if I were interested in weed, my sister once touched some and broke out in hives everywhere. Her allergic reactions have only gotten worse since then. I'm not playing genetic roulette by putting that stuff in my lungs!
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