Dear Sweet Handsome Nice guys,
If you were a girl and you said something like that I would immediately scratch you off potential dates for being too self-absorbed.
Sincerely, straight dude
Dear high school health instructor,
The banned skittles commercial was banned for a reason.
Sincerely, your traumatized students
Please dont make this any harder
Sincerely, broken hearted scot when she found out you were leaving
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Sincerely, I can't trust you now
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Sincerely, "Oh, is it?" Yes. Yes it is.
Dear Snow and Bigby,
I ship it.
Please Stop telling us jokes during fire drills and then yelling at us for laughing
Sincerely, I'd really like to sit with my friends at lunch instead of sitting in detention
Dear Republicans and Democrats,
Do you believe gay people have the right to bare arms?
Sincerely, a curious third-partier
Dear "Don't like it don't watch it",
Dude, you're talking about porn. It is virtually impossible to not watch porn in this "liberated" society we live in. It pervades practically everything, so no, I'm sorry; I can't follow your advice.
Sincerely, And that's kind of a jerk thing to say about other things, too...
Dear two year old little brother,
I'm sorry I never met you. Blame our father.
Sincerely, your 18 year old big sister who loves you anyway
Gay means happy, queer means weird, and fag means cigarette.
Sincerely, so homosexuals are happy weird cigarettes!
Quit scheduling so many fire drills. Actually set the school on fire and then set it off.
Sincerely, the average student
Dear new adjunct history teacher,
Please don't tell your Asian students that their eyes are shaped that way so they can survive the Ice Age. You must not have been told that the students fill out a teacher evaluation survey at the end of every term.
Sincerely, Korean student biding her time
I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Sincerely, a man failed by you