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Dear guy I like,
Please get a facebook account.
Dear everyone,
Why don't you stop fighting over sandwiches and have some soup instead?
Dear woman who said "Wow! You use big words for being such a little girl!" to my six year old self.,
Are you suggesting that my vocabulary is too advanced for my young age and decreased stature?
Dear world,
Wearing tight, white shorts is every girl's way of telling you that she is not on her period.
Dear 2012,
No pressure, but it's all up to you now.
Dear left handed guitarist,
Ha!
Dear world,
Please never say "grapes" in pig-Latin.
Dear mom,
Yes my project is finished!!... Wait you want to see it?!!!
Dear LMFAO,
You are the whitest black guys I have ever seen.
Dear dad,
Please don't put mom's old panties in the rag box.
Dear short shorts,
If they come in that width, they should not come in that length.
Dear girls,
Please take your own bra off. We can't figure it out and it looks sexier when you do it.
Dear girls in the locker room,
Please, If your going to change and you have a thong don't bend over.
Dear Facebook,
Please never make a legitimate "who's viewing your profile app."
Dear Dairy Queen,
Will you marry me?
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