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Dear 2012,
Bring it on...
Dear adorable British boyfriend,
In America we drive on the right side of the road...
Dear Muslim who stubbed his toe,
Do you scream "Allah damnit!"
Dear girlfriend,
When I came home to find you sleeping with your blanket, pooh stuffed animal, and your arms around a unicorn pillow pet I knew you were the one.
Dear guy on the ground with a broken and bloody nose,
Want to tell my son he doesn't have a soul again?
Dear Amanda Bynes,
You had a TV show with dancing lobsters. How did you not turn out like us?
Dear 13 year old who just had a pregnancy scare,
Really?!
Dear Lady who told me that me making my boyfriend a sandwich just sent the feminist movement back to the 50's,
In return he opens my doors, pulls out my chairs, pays for my food, movie tickets AND gas, surrenders his coat when I'm cold, cuddles, buys me presents, and acts as a personal body guard whenever we're together.
Dear people who like random facts,
Did you know that 95% of the population can say the letter M without touching their lips together.
Dear Spanish textbook,
Thank you for telling me that "It is common in Spain and Latin America for young people to get together and do things in large groups."
Dear children of the world,
Due to the increasing cost of coal, misbehaving children will now receive Miley Cyrus CD's instead.
Dear parents shopping for Christmas,
Please remember: just because your three year old grandson wants the Lion King on blue ray doesn't mean that your twenty-five year old daughter doesn't want the exact same thing.
Dear world,
Step one: buy some glow sticks and bubbles. Step two: break the glow sticks in the bubble solution.
Dear people who laugh when I say I work in fast food,
Not all of us flip burgers
Dear keyboard ,
I'd tap that
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