Dear male teacher,
Please dont tap girls shoulders to see if they are wearing a bra
Sincerely, girl with a bra
Dear fellow Minnasotans,
We had a severe storm warning and tornado watch today. My Swedish roommate wanted to stay in her 3rd floor room but knew not to get in her car, my Californian roommate wanted to get in her car but knew not to drive around. Guess what my Wisconsinite roommate did?
Sincerely, she's been driving around for the last hour... Silly Wisconsinites
Dear Black People,
Please stop using Facebook, as they allow white racists to post death pictures of our black children that were murdered by white race soldiers, never closing their accounts or doing anything about it.
Sincerely, A mother that sympathizes with the parents of Trevon Martin, Michael Brown, Jordan Davis and so many
Dear amused Brits,
I find your method of coping, of the loss of the an entire continent that dwarfs your little island, amusing too.
Sincerely, amused Canadian
Dear all woman at all clothes racks.,
Please stop climbing over me like Im not there.. Do you see me there looking at the same clothes as you?..DO NOT keep going down the rack and into me. Idiots.
Sincerely, Never elbows doesn't like being elbowed or shopping among scatterbrains.
Please don't eat your cereal. Also, why do they make dog food and cereal the same consistency?
Dear HR managers in LinkedIn who are saying "We are hiring! Like this status so that we can see you",
Please We are not monkeys and you are not bananas.So, go L*ke yourself !
Sincerely, someone secretly looking for jobs
Dear white people,
Please show some respect for pictures of deceased young black men on the Internet, that were killed by white race soldiers. They're someone's child regardless if you feel they deserved what happened to them.
Sincerely, It must hurt to have so much disregard, hatred and evil inside of you.
Dear person who only wants 26 pieces of lettuce on their burger,
This is ridiculous. Are you a goat or something?
Sincerely, an annoyed SkyBurger player
Dear white people,
Please Please stop ruining the world with your negative influences. Please stop allowing justice systems and police departments to be infiltrated by White Supremacist. Please stop being greedy, stop creating laws that protect you from getting prosecuted for your evil ways. Stop with the White Privilge act, stop telling Black People to go back to Africa when we all honestly originated from AFRICA, yet you identify as Europeans, that won't go back to Europe. Instead your in Africa and other countries stealing all resources, you hypocrite! How about you go back to Europe, stop deflecting from the truth when presented with it. Most of all, stop Systematic White Supremacy!
Sincerely, A non white person
Dear systematic white supremacy,
Please stop acting like you have given this world such greatness. stop acting as if this country wouldn't exist if you hadn't stole land and enslaved humans to build it. stop acting as if you weren't shown how to get here from those who had been coming here years before you knew of anything outside the caves you lived in. stop acting as if you didn't take advantage of the love and education the Ethiopians gave you to take over the world. please stop acting as if your not living off of the mistreatment of the native Americans. stop acting as if steal all that you saw to get the advantage that your still surviving on today. stop acting like everyone has the same opportunities as you have when you do allow those same opportunities to those you've put in poverty. stop acting like welfare and taxes wasn't designed to help your ethnicity group. stop acting like you hate people living off the system when it is y'all who live off the system. it is the only way for you all to live. stop acting as if you hate black peo
Sincerely, Not afraid of white folks
Please give all those islands back
Sincerely, I'm failing geography
Dear white people,
Please stop having the same deflecting argument when it comes to RACISM...
Sincerely, I see right through you
Dear Americans freaking out over Kate and William's baby,
Pretty sure we fought two wars so I don't have to care.