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Dear humans,
Why do we walk on two legs? We're wasting our arm muscles.
Dear Best Friend,
Please stop pushing me away. I know it's not your fault. I know you're sick. I know you don't really mean to be pushing me away, and I'm trying not to let it get to me. But you can't keep treating me like this and expecting me to just take it. I'm a person with feelings too. I'm just trying to help. Please just let me help you.
Dear rude and disgusting co-worker,
Please date the girl who insults and makes faces at you. She's crazy about you, and I saw you blush when she mocked your facial hair. I know you smile when she brushes against you.
Dear really hot guy in my Spanish class,
I know I wear glasses but please notice me (unlike all the other football players).
Dear Wife,
Please forgive me for being a shitty husband. Depression is a bitch and you deserve better, but on the upside you seem to have figured that out too. I'm sorry I wasted 10 years of your life.
Dear parents,
Thank you for letting me read the Harry Potter books. Now I know how Sirius felt when he was home with his parents.
Dear Donald Trump,
Please get elected president. I'm so excitied that America will finally crumble into ruin. I cannot wait for the widespread famine, panic, and chaos that will undoubtedly ensue after only a few mere weeks of your utter and complete incompetence. The rioting should be fun, and with any luck I'll get turned to nuclear dust before I'm forced to choose between canibalism or suicide.
Dear ISIS,
Please stop being such LOSERS
Dear Wife,
Please forgive me for being a shitty husband. Depression is a bitch and you deserve better, but on the upside you seem to have figured that out too. I'm sorry I wasted 10 years of your life.
Dear Gamers,
There are 7.4 billion people on Earth, some are doctors, others are scientists, and even others are Volunteer Firefighters, you sit on your arse and play around in virtual worlds all day. Congratulations, you made the right choice!
Dear mother,
Stop telling me to have sex. I don't have or want a boyfriend and I don't want to have sex. Telling me no boy will date me if I'm a virgin was uncalled for. So was calling me a freak when I pointed out the only biological purpose of sex is to have children, and I don't want children at the moment.
Dear math teacher.,
Please stop grading my work. It's for my benefit, and even though you give partial credit for wrong answers, you're counting off on problems I got right because I didn't do my work perfectly.
Dear Primary voters,
Please don't vote at my high school, then go outside and hold up a Ted Cruz sign, stopping anyone thats coming to pick up their children from afterschool activities. There are 2 girls from Palestine in front of you. Go back to your "doomsday bunker" down by the river.
Dear Baby Seal,
So you just walked right into a club?
Dear mother,
Just because I was a tomboy as a child doesn't mean I'm transgender. So for the love of God stop introducing me as your "transgender child"! Stop making me pretend to be something I'm not so you can show how "tolerant" and "non-judgmental" you are.
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