Dear those who are grossed out by incest,
If you love someone, you should be with them. I don't see what is wrong with that.
Sincerely, someone who understands that love is love.
Dear Jaqen H'ghar,
Sincerely, Arya Stark.
Dear people who think the term "childless" is insulting,
"Child-free" is just as insulting to the rest of us. And calling us "breeders" is incredibly rude.
Sincerely, Can't we all just get along...
Dear Louie, the cat of DBPB,
Please accept my offering of tuna. Like the Egyptians, I worship you.
Sincerely, one of your two-legged, loyal followers.
Dear Mormon girls,
Why are you all so attractive?
Sincerely, an atheist who will never have a chance...
Please take off your mask (and shirt).
Sincerely, girls everywhere
It must have been the watermelon seeds I ate...
Sincerely, Mary (while unknowingly pregnant)
Great job making your first game about Princess Peach not sexist. She just used the power of uncontrollable emotions to float (happy), burn (angry), cry (sad), and heal (calm) her way to the vibe sceptor.
Dear 1% iPhone battery,
My boyfriend should be jealous of how long you last.
Sincerely, Soon to be ex-girlfriend.
Please stop being such a cockblock.
Sincerely, Horny, but bloody...
Will you be my valentine? I know I can disagree with your posts sometimes, but you truly understand me. You're cool, funny, and smart!
Sincerely, a committed follower.
Dear George Michael,
Sincerely, The rest of the Bluth Family.
Maybe the NFL should deflate your ego and your air-heads!
Sincerely, Free Belichick and Brady!
Why does amortentia smell like to you?