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Dear people who think only white people are racist,
There's a black history month. If there was a white history month, that would be considered racist. There are Facebook pages titled, "I love being black!" if there was an "I love being white!" one, that would be racist. There are scholarships for college you can receive simply by being black. I don't see any scholarships for being white. It's not okay for a white person to call a black person the N word, but it's perfectly acceptable to call a white person a "cracker."
Dear crush's boyfriend,
When I said "Nice to meet you" I meant "Prepare to die in your sleep."
Dear women's rights group at my high school,
A bake sale to raise funds?
Dear student whose paper I'm grading,
I quote; "i thnk abraham linkin was som rndom guy, i guess. idk. he hd a funny ht. he shood c som1 abut tht............"
Dear good looking marine who just hit on me at the gym,
So your saying that if I don't go out to dinner with you, you won't be able to focus on active duty and therefore might die.
Dear Irish exchange student,
If you say "discombobulated" one more time, I swear I will kiss you.
Dear people who complain about boyfriends being "sexist",
He pays for movies, dinner, presents, gas, holds me when I'm cold, makes the first move, gives into my smile, holds the door for me, and calls me beautiful DAILY.
Dear boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can
Dear Jocks,
You may get a lot if girls, but it's not even comparable to how many we COULD get!
Dear people who think the world will end on 12/21/12,
The Mayans didn't take leap years into account.
Dear little brother,
The next time that bully asks you for you lunch money, tell him you left it on his mother's dresser.
Dear restaurant patrons,
We are faking it....
Dear Society,
When you are in a relationship on Facebook it means you're a couple, but when you are married on Facebook it means you are best friends?
Dear Harry Potter Fans,
Did you know "muggle" used to be slang for marijuana?
Dear enormously tall black football player walking by me,
That really made my day when your phone went off and Taylor Swift started singing "Our Song"
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