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Dear poo,
Please come out already!
Dear Sophia Vergara,
Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.
Dear ex,
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Dear people of the world,
Every year you unknowingly pass the anniversary of your future death.
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Dear Disneyland,
Please require vaccines for park entry!
Dear religious people,
If you knew your child would grow up gay, would you allow for abortion then?
Dear Nuns,
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Dear adoptive, gay dads,
Thanks for teaching me your philosophy on life, love and acceptance. Hakuna Matata!
Dear University,
You have got to be sh*ttin' me. Co-ed bathrooms...
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Hemsworth,
Thank you!
Dear school,
Quit scheduling so many fire drills. Actually set the school on fire and then set it off.
Dear Teachers,
Please Stop telling us jokes during fire drills and then yelling at us for laughing
Dear Creationalists,
Dinosaurs.
Dear Mom,
Please don't tell me that I am too old to have an imaginary friend. You are almost 50 and you have one too! God is not real...
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