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Dear strangers,
Please don't look at me like I'm crazy
Dear Loch Ness Monster,
Please I'd like some waffle fries and a coke... For free!
Dear diary,
Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy. Today we were kidnappyed by hillfolk, never to be seen again. It was the best day ever!
Dear Boy,
When you called the animal shelter "crusty" I almost died. How rude can you be?!
Dear mom,
Please understand that wearing a onesie 24/7 and being obsessed with frozen is normal for your teenage daughter.
Dear Parents,
Please don't be mad at me because I'm not gay, Yelling at me won't help me either, and just because your gay doesn't mean I have to be either
Dear Knight in shining armer,
I like my cowardly prince just fine
Dear world,
Am I the only one who hates the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, but loves the cereal part?
Dear incoming freshmen girls,
Please, please be passionate basketball players
Dear boy who yelled across the local park to say I'm pretty,
I would love to hug you. You made my day. It's people like you who make mediocre looking girls like me feel precious.
Dear better love stories than Twilight,
I was on Tech Crew for my high school's spring musical, Les Miserables. The character of Grantaire (Enjolras' drunk friend) has to carry around a wine bottle pretty much the entire show. The Senior who plays the part has managed to not break or lose the same one for the full three weeks of shows and fully-propped rehearsals. He even wrote his name on it.
Dear "I saw the first Captain America before you",
Apparently you didn't since Steve Rogers is Captain America, Bucky Barnes was the friend who died falling from the train in the first film.
Dear college boy,
Please know that just because we had sex sober doesn't mean I want a relationship... I'm open to whatever you are!
Dear the makers of the Hunger Games,
Hermione Granger did the whole braid thing first!
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