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Dear Boyfriend,
Please understand that saying you aren't socially retarded is my mom's version of a compliment.
Dear adolescent girls,
If you have to take the rubber bands off of your braces before giving a bj, you're too young.
Dear Universities ,
He got in with all a 2.0 because he's black. She got in with a 2.8 because she's native American. Yet I have. 3.9 and I got the letter that started with "we are sorry to inform you..."
Dear vegetarians,
Please stop wearing uggs. The whole point of being vegetarian is to save the lives of animals
Dear friend who made out with the guy I like,
It's okay. I made out with your brother.
Dear Elbow,
Our love may be forbbiden but we will one day be together.
Dear girls who wear uggs and short shorts,
Please stop. It just makes you look like a weather confused slut.
Dear tough guy that isn't afraid of anything,
Boo!!
Dear people who say gingers have no souls,
You do realize that means we will all be alive after 2012, right?
Dear over-dramatic girlfriend,
Yes. You saw a bra on the floor in the background when we were video chatting. But you've got to remember I live at home with 2 older sisters.
Dear boy making fun of my Dora bandaid,
I just insulted you in five languages.
Dear unborn child,
I can promise you that no matter how hard you kick, you're not getting out for a while.
Dear guys,
Girls with smaller boobs are easier to hug.
Dear women,
Why is seeing you in a bikini ok, but not a bra and panties?
Dear "are you pregnant?",
Err... Yeah... Let's go with that...
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