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Dear JAPAN,
Y U SO GUD @ EVRYTHING Y U SO GUD?
Dear pople,
Us gingers r oprressesd. Stop oppressing the minioritiez.
Dear sista of another mother,
I'm so sorry I told you that dress made you look fat. It just did with all the roles and puffs. It's actually totally kawaii- rly, I'll say anything to be bffs again.
Dear Olive,
Please never forget that I love you completely with every part of me. But just in case you forget... Let me remind you by saying goodnight every night and waking you up with a flirtatious comment in the morning
Dear C. S. Lewis,
I really enjoyed the part of the book where Katniss and her two companions, Edward and Jacob, saved the wizarding world when they dropped the ring into Mount Doom.
Dear people reading this post,
Sing this to the tune of "Part of that world" from the Little Mermaid: Look at this face(O.O), isn't it cute? Wouldn't you think the owls would give a hoot? Wouldn't you think that's the one; the one who has everything? Look in its mind, treasure abound. How many memories just are around? Looking around, here you think: Sure, it has everything!
Dear annoyed people,
I like my women like my coffee; fine-ground, with a little creamer, some cinnamon, nutmeg, cardamom and vanilla.
Dear Vegans,
I can make you a non-vegan rather quickly!
Dear Hormones,
Please stop making me lust after three people at once. I have a boyfriend, and it's not good that I want to have sex with him, but also want to screw my best friend and the guy I set her up with!!
Dear users,
I have to poop
Dear Hipster at Starbucks,
You have serious B.O.
Dear Jealous girls,
I had a witch keep me prisoner in a huge tower with no stairs ... plus! Head and Tower-base Shampoo - For extra extra long hair!
Dear Princess Celestia,
Today, I learned a lesson about friendship....
Dear Best Friend,
Thank you for not bailing on me or turning me in to the Looney Bin when I went all, "You think thats funny? Well let's see how funny you think it is when I SMASH YOUR FACE! HULK ANGRY! HULK SMASH!" Instead, you just sat there laughing your butt off and let me come down from my sugar high.
Dear that evil restaraunt,
Please don't ever let me in there again, as I have been shitting bricks all day.
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