Dear Cat Cafe owners,
Please open a Dog Cafe, a Rabbit Cafe and a Singing Birds Cafe. Please open each one of them in a different neighbourhood. But first, please write every food and drink you sell on your menu.
Sincerely, "almond orange thingy - $1.25"
I know its a little much too ask, but please could stop this? I lost all of my friends and now I'm failing history. I don't have the grades or the friends so I don't know who I am anymore.
Sincerely, if I don't know who I am how am I supposed to sign this?
just know it wasnt your fault...
Sorry I sent you a text when you clearly wanted to be alone, I just wanted to make sure you were alright.
Sincerely, it's been over a month!
Please stop. I mean, saying that i could be hiding a bomb in my turtleneck is desperate.
Sincerely, have a 2 day suspension for a repeated offense.
We need to keep spreading the Gospel of Celestia. Remember: Star Wars, Star Trek, and comic books used to only be for nerds.
Sincerely, Thunder Cheeks.
Please how can you call me annoying when you've never spoken to me
Sincerely, il show you annoying, ill be a case of chronic stick in the ass
Dear Would-be Parents,
Please don't feel obligated to have children if your heart isn't breaking without them. Until you understand that putting salt on apricots sounds funny only because you don't have a toddler who is screaming at the top of her lungs wanting it, maybe you don't really need to have a child.
Sincerely, Mom of Four
I'll have you know that yes, it is possible to be against gay marriage and not be straight.
Sincerely, the bi Christian girl who refuses to marry another woman.
Dear Friends and community,
I will become a multi millionaire before 30 years old!!! Yes, I can!
Dear guy who sold me his old car,
Please let me know if you want your blood soaked rag back
Sincerely, should I be concerned?
Dear Meow Mix cat food,
Please check your meats better.
Sincerely, this is the SIXTH in the same pack I've found that had mold on the meat.
You're seriously worried about how being pregnant/a single mom is going to affect your dating possibilities with women?
Sincerely, feel so selfish but lonely
Dear Celtic Thunder recommendation,
I hate you.
Sincerely, been listening to Heartland for the past half hour