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Dear Harry,
Damn it! I told you we weren't going to lose to those stupid Jigglypuffs! Why would you fall off your broom!?
Dear girl at the bar,
This is the second time I've seen you out dancing and you licked my face both times. I don't know why you do this, but it is quite disturbing. I hope you had fun with that couple that propositioned me for a threesome.
Dear Cat Cafe owners,
Please open a Dog Cafe, a Rabbit Cafe and a Singing Birds Cafe. Please open each one of them in a different neighbourhood. But first, please write every food and drink you sell on your menu.
Dear family,
just know it wasnt your fault...
Dear boyfriend,
Sorry I sent you a text when you clearly wanted to be alone, I just wanted to make sure you were alright.
Dear DBPB,
I have a penguin. His name is Reginald.
Dear school,
Please stop. I mean, saying that i could be hiding a bomb in my turtleneck is desperate.
Bronies,
We need to keep spreading the Gospel of Celestia. Remember: Star Wars, Star Trek, and comic books used to only be for nerds.
Dear Any LDS moderators and anyone else who just wants to like it,
I got called to the Chile Antofagasta Mission Woohoo. I thought I would post it on here just for fun, even though it probably wont make it onto the home page
Dear Would-be Parents,
Please don't feel obligated to have children if your heart isn't breaking without them. Until you understand that putting salt on apricots sounds funny only because you don't have a toddler who is screaming at the top of her lungs wanting it, maybe you don't really need to have a child.
Dear society,
Please how can you call me annoying when you've never spoken to me
Dear world,
I'll have you know that yes, it is possible to be against gay marriage and not be straight.
Dear Hold Guard,
But someone actually DID steal my sweetroll...
Dear Friends and community,
I will become a multi millionaire before 30 years old!!! Yes, I can!
Dear Old Gods,
Please stop trying to break into our dimention. It was funny the first time when Cuthullu tried it now its just getting... old.
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