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Dear Sweet Handsome Nice guys,
If you were a girl and you said something like that I would immediately scratch you off potential dates for being too self-absorbed.
Dear high school health instructor,
The banned skittles commercial was banned for a reason.
Dear American,
Please dont make this any harder
Dear ex,
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Dear Snow and Bigby,
I ship it.
Dear Teachers,
Please Stop telling us jokes during fire drills and then yelling at us for laughing
Dear Republicans and Democrats,
Do you believe gay people have the right to bare arms?
Dear "Don't like it don't watch it",
Dude, you're talking about porn. It is virtually impossible to not watch porn in this "liberated" society we live in. It pervades practically everything, so no, I'm sorry; I can't follow your advice.
Dear two year old little brother,
I'm sorry I never met you. Blame our father.
Dear World,
Gay means happy, queer means weird, and fag means cigarette.
Dear school,
Quit scheduling so many fire drills. Actually set the school on fire and then set it off.
Dear new adjunct history teacher,
Please don't tell your Asian students that their eyes are shaped that way so they can survive the Ice Age. You must not have been told that the students fill out a teacher evaluation survey at the end of every term.
Dear society,
I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
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