Please come out already!
Dear Sophia Vergara,
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Sincerely, I need a tissue.
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Sincerely, I can't trust you now
Dear people of the world,
Every year you unknowingly pass the anniversary of your future death.
Sincerely, you can freak out now...
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Sincerely, "Oh, is it?" Yes. Yes it is.
Please require vaccines for park entry!
Sincerely, someone who loves the park but doesn't want to die!
Dear religious people,
If you knew your child would grow up gay, would you allow for abortion then?
Sincerely, an atheist
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Dear adoptive, gay dads,
Thanks for teaching me your philosophy on life, love and acceptance. Hakuna Matata!
You have got to be sh*ttin' me. Co-ed bathrooms...
Sincerely, Someone who doesn't want to use the restroom next to their crush
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Hemsworth,
Sincerely, girls and gay boys everywhere
Quit scheduling so many fire drills. Actually set the school on fire and then set it off.
Sincerely, the average student
Please Stop telling us jokes during fire drills and then yelling at us for laughing
Sincerely, I'd really like to sit with my friends at lunch instead of sitting in detention