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Dear 12 year old who has somehow stolen my heart,
Please, stop telling me you love me, then turn around and be upset we're 5 years apart. Just wait a few years, if you still like me and haven't found anyone else when your 18, we'll talk.
Dear parents,
Please let me give my love money anonymously, so he can go back to his home and find someone he loves that is emotionally stable, who loves my God..
Dear mom,
im pregnants
Dear big guy on the plane,
You sat in your seat and half of mine. Although we never spoke our "warm" connection was obvious. I have never felt so close to anyone in my life. Call me when you lose 200 pounds, and I am not talking about your wife in 14 D.
Dear America,
Please don't make me buy tampons with applicators. If you need a plastic tube in order to insert a foreign object up your vagina, you're clearly not masturbating enough.
Dear ladies,
Cats lick themselves for cleansing and healing. If only we could lick ourselves.....
Dear sex,
Oh, how I miss you so much! I'm in a relationship and I don't want to leave my man. He has allowed me date outside our relationship since he's older and doesn't have the same libido like he used to. The issue is that I'm afraid of catching an STD from some stranger (albeit I would use condoms but human nature wants unprotected sex), I don't want to go through that process of dating and getting feelings involved, plus I can't tolerate flaky people. I need to find a good balance of enjoying great sex while keeping the no-strings-attached attitude.
Dear friends,
So sometiems when I ask your honest opinion, I mean that I want you to agree with me. For once. Like, now that that good for nothing Klinté is gone, I have no man in my life to silently agree, so the responsibility falls to you, on those days, that we all have, when we just need a girl to say YES SISTER YES. So my dress is beautiful, my lipstick looks fine, there is not food on my face, and I'm the queen.
Dear DBPB creators,
When Hans seeks help from his business partner, do you say "he went to Jared?" lol
Wanna hear a silly lil jokey joke?,
Kid: Where do babies come from? Teacher: Their parents
I am so dumb,
When my doctor told me my tumor was "B9" I thought she was talking about the size of it...lol I now know she meant it wasn't cancerous.
Dear Americans,
a 16 year old kiwi has topped your charts
Dear wiser me,
I've learned to enjoy the little things in life. The exception to this rule is that certain other "things" can't be so little.
Dear participants,
there are two weeks left until Eastern Partnership Youth Forum. Let's get to know each other now.
Dear boyfriend,
How can I not take it personally if every time we start doing something sexual you stop me and start masturbating?
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