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Dear Sweet Handsome Nice guys,
If you were a girl and you said something like that I would immediately scratch you off potential dates for being too self-absorbed.
Dear high school health instructor,
The banned skittles commercial was banned for a reason.
Dear People in general,
How do you know you're depressed enough to need help? When does thinking about suicide make me "at risk?"
Dear Republicans and Democrats,
Do you believe gay people have the right to bare arms?
Dear American,
Please dont make this any harder
Dear Snow and Bigby,
I ship it.
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Dear Teachers,
Please Stop telling us jokes during fire drills and then yelling at us for laughing
Dear Dad,
I wasn't about to cry because you were scolding me about how awful my English grade is. I was about to cry because, for the first time every, you told me I have a gift for language.
Dear Gramma,
Please don't tell me to have an abortion again.. This is my 2nd pregnancy, and I'm 24 years old...
Dear "Don't like it don't watch it",
Dude, you're talking about porn. It is virtually impossible to not watch porn in this "liberated" society we live in. It pervades practically everything, so no, I'm sorry; I can't follow your advice.
Dear two year old little brother,
I'm sorry I never met you. Blame our father.
Dear Nursery Rhymes,
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a daughter.
Dear World,
Gay means happy, queer means weird, and fag means cigarette.
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