Dear male teacher,
due to your masculinity, correcting me in front of the class is violence. I am a womyn. Sure, I may have told the class the wrong answer to question, but like my feelings water.
Sincerely, either have a womyn correct me or correct me after class
Please vote for Donald Trump.
Sincerely, he's the only one who can make America great again.
Dear Girl I am in love with.,
I have raging diarrhea right now.
Sincerely, trying to be more open and honest with you.
Please don't tell me things that I don't want to know. Such as that my Great Grandma died my bed.
Sincerely, I'll take the couch
Dear Bronys that go see my Mom for their doctor,
Please stop going to her, she comes home everyday very confused about humanity.
Sincerely, her 16 year old daughter that has to explain everything to her
Please stop making lesbians and gays feel like they have to have committed, perfect relationships to show liking the same sex isn't "bad". Because of this pressure, my fiancee can hit me and know I'm unlikely to tell.
Sincerely, lost lesbian.
Dear Trump Haters,
Please Your comments just prove the point
Sincerely, It's amazing Natural Selection hasn't taken you by now
Thanks for taking care of the people we fucked the homes of.
Please realise your system is utterly corrupt, life is being segregated into classes and children are being worked as slaves in third world nations.
Sincerely, that Marxist from before.
Dear guy I slept with last night,
Thank you for being the nicest most polite guy I have ever met. You even made me breakfast
Sincerely, I wish I would have given you my number now
Dear Random guy with a gun,
Thanks for saving my life from that guy with a knife who tried to stab me in the ally way
Sincerely, I believe in guns in the right hands now
Even if I were interested in weed, my sister once touched some and broke out in hives everywhere. Her allergic reactions have only gotten worse since then. I'm not playing genetic roulette by putting that stuff in my lungs!
Sincerely, NO THANK YOU!
Ever wonder how long it takes for a submission to be posted? It's currently 11:00 pm GMT (London) on July 13th, 2013. Behold.
Sincerely, I was curious, you probably were too
Try having different levels of anger, we might care more that you're upset if there was a difference between a sock being left on the couch, and an actual problem.
Sincerely, you're screaming, swearing, and slamming doors no matter what.
Dear Bumble Bee that just landed on my leg,
It's ok, I wont hurt you, I'm not scared of bees. You're a living thing just like everything else and you deserve to have a rest, I'll just wait till you fly away.
Sincerely, Also trying to get through the day