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Dear biology teacher,
Yes, your comment during class yesterday was hilarious, but really, you are WAAAAY too old to be saying stuff like that!
Dear mom,
You yell at me when I leave my shoes in the hall, but it's ok for you to leave your bra on the couch?
Dear nose,
Please tell me the point in you even having hair.
Dear today's women,
FIRST comes love, THEN comes marriage, THEN comes a baby in the baby carriage.
Dear manly men who aren't afraid of anything,
Tampons.
Dear boys,
If i can't talk to you about my tampons, please don't talk to me about your porn.
Dear person who egged my house with plastic eggs full of glitter,
You are my hero.
Dear scholarship committee,
No, really, look around. I am a minority.
Dear person who overheard my conversation,
I am not racist. I was talking about jelly beans.
Dear boys,
You say you want a girl who plays video games, gets internet humor, and cooks reasonably well. Well, what are you waiting for?
Dear classmates,
Yes, that is yarn. Yes, I am knitting. No, I will not knit you a sweater.
Dear chocolate chip cookies,
They may eat more of you, but they like me better!
Dear guy friends,
Either set me up with someone or date me yourself.
Dear girls who say all boys are the same,
You mean all boys YOU LIKE are the same.
Dear teacher,
If you know the whole class is going to see your computer screen, it would be smart to delete the email verifying your eHarmony account.
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