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Dear people who think only white people are racist,
There's a black history month. If there was a white history month, that would be considered racist. There are Facebook pages titled, "I love being black!" if there was an "I love being white!" one, that would be racist. There are scholarships for college you can receive simply by being black. I don't see any scholarships for being white. It's not okay for a white person to call a black person the N word, but it's perfectly acceptable to call a white person a "cracker."
Dear women's rights group at my high school,
A bake sale to raise funds?
Dear crush's boyfriend,
When I said "Nice to meet you" I meant "Prepare to die in your sleep."
Dear Irish exchange student,
If you say "discombobulated" one more time, I swear I will kiss you.
Dear people who complain about boyfriends being "sexist",
He pays for movies, dinner, presents, gas, holds me when I'm cold, makes the first move, gives into my smile, holds the door for me, and calls me beautiful DAILY.
Dear boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can
Dear people who think the world will end on 12/21/12,
The Mayans didn't take leap years into account.
Dear restaurant patrons,
We are faking it....
Dear 8 year olds,
Please get off of Facebook, return your Blackberry, stop watching MTV, stop making out with guys and go back to hop-scotch, Dora and worrying about cooties.
Dear Society,
When you are in a relationship on Facebook it means you're a couple, but when you are married on Facebook it means you are best friends?
Dear Santa,
If you leave a bike under the tree I'll give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk.
Dear people wearing turbans,
If I look at you strangely, I promise that it's not because I think that you're a terrorist. I'm just trying to figure out if Voldemort is hiding under that turban.
Dear girls on tv who wake up in the middle of the night,
Who looks that good at three in the morning?!
Dear Facebook,
Please make an app when you enter the dates you have exams and make Facebook shut off until they are over.
Dear Facebook,
Why is there an option for an expected child as a family member?
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