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Dear Cat Cafe owners,
Please open a Dog Cafe, a Rabbit Cafe and a Singing Birds Cafe. Please open each one of them in a different neighbourhood. But first, please write every food and drink you sell on your menu.
Dear world,
I know its a little much too ask, but please could stop this? I lost all of my friends and now I'm failing history. I don't have the grades or the friends so I don't know who I am anymore.
Dear family,
just know it wasnt your fault...
Dear boyfriend,
Sorry I sent you a text when you clearly wanted to be alone, I just wanted to make sure you were alright.
Dear school,
Please stop. I mean, saying that i could be hiding a bomb in my turtleneck is desperate.
Bronies,
We need to keep spreading the Gospel of Celestia. Remember: Star Wars, Star Trek, and comic books used to only be for nerds.
Dear society,
Please how can you call me annoying when you've never spoken to me
Dear Would-be Parents,
Please don't feel obligated to have children if your heart isn't breaking without them. Until you understand that putting salt on apricots sounds funny only because you don't have a toddler who is screaming at the top of her lungs wanting it, maybe you don't really need to have a child.
Dear world,
I'll have you know that yes, it is possible to be against gay marriage and not be straight.
Dear Friends and community,
I will become a multi millionaire before 30 years old!!! Yes, I can!
Dear guy who sold me his old car,
Please let me know if you want your blood soaked rag back
Dear Meow Mix cat food,
Please check your meats better.
Dear self,
You're seriously worried about how being pregnant/a single mom is going to affect your dating possibilities with women?
Dear Celtic Thunder recommendation,
I hate you.
Dear guy in the stall next to me,
Coughing to cover-up the sound of you wanking it doesn't help.
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