Why do you automatically assume I am sick when I sit on the floor in the middle of class?
Sincerely, it's comfortable
Dear 12 Year Old Boy,
Please never ever ever, tell my 8 year old girl to suck your dick and then start pulling off her skirt. I will end you.
Sincerely, You're damn right I called your momma
Dear Little Sister,
Please stop leaving your birth control and sex toys on the floor of OUR bedroom. It is disgusting and I really didn't want to know you owned or used those things.
Sincerely, Trying to Ignore It
Dear Five Finger Death Punch,
Please explain to me how you punch with five fingers
Sincerely, a Nickelback Fan
Dear South Georgia ,
Wow, just wow....
Sincerely, just saw a coffin being towed on a boat trailer behind a hatchback.
Dear dads friends,
Please realize you give me the best stories to tell my friends.
Sincerely, the 13 year old girl who just shot your AK47.
Dear guy i went on a date with,
I have the feeling i need to make you something to show i truly loved the date, but what? Food??
Sincerely, confused girl
Why is it that on St. Patrick's Day everyone can be "Irish for a day" but no one wants to be "Black for a day" even during Black History Month? I think this goes to show 2 things: most White people are dedicated to doing things that are either historically appealing to or invented by Caucasians and Black people want to be everything except Black.
Sincerely, just my observation but you can get mad if you want, I don't really care!
Dear black people,
You haven't had it all that bad really.
Sincerely, a Jew.
Chances are if you contain a number, I'm likely going to skip over you.
No you're not. If you are mildly or even exteremely uncomfortable, that doesn't make it a trigger. Don't call it that, you don't need attention. #uncomfortable idea trigger
Sincerely, real victim
It's bad enough when we have to ask you to bathe and comb your hair so we can breathe around you. When the judge has to ask you to dress appropriately, we've got a serious problem. Especially since your are our lawyer and your unwashed zombie look makes us lose our cause.
Sincerely, your biggest nauseated client..
Dear Boy Across the Room in my AP US History Class,
You don't talk in class, I don't talk in class. You park next to the most annoying girl in class, I park on the other side of her. We should do thes activities in a more formal enviroment. How do you feel about the prom?
Sincerely, the Girl who has had a crush on you since December
Please stop going "so you don't feel love" and telling me that I "just haven't found the right person" when I tell you I'm aromantic. I just don't want to date, okay?
Sincerely, Google says I'm "aromatic"
Please stop assuming that I had a baby to stay with you (despite of the fact that I moved away). You are doing him a disservice by holding on to that. He's a perfect little boy, whom you should be proud of. You won't be the only person who regrets that you're taking him for granted.
Sincerely, refused to get another abortion, and happy to be a mom.