It's you are welcome, therefore you're welcome.
Sincerely, but thanks for the nice memory tool.
Please understand that you are my universe
Sincerely, your babypie
Dear Mrs. Weasley,
Please explain to me how and why you adopted Harry Potter while I was at work... And how Dombledor approved of it.
Sincerely, a somewhat confused Mr. Weasley
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
Please, I really like keeping you inside me. However, when I find you on my hands or shirt at an otherwise inappropriate times does worry me a bit. Could you at least show me where you came from? It would be the least you could do.
Sincerely, A leaky person
Dear Girl staring at the muslim guy,
Please don"t just assume he is being stereotypical. after all he hasn't said anything
Sincerely, what makes you think that he thinks you're dreaming he is a terrorist. come on
If god isn't real then how did zip zop zoopity bop razzle dazzle jello pudding?
Sincerely, Bill Cosby
Dear Edward and Peter,
Please stop fighting. You are both terrible dates. We've decided to become lesbians.
Sincerely, Wendy and Bella
Could you at least start lubricating?
Sincerely, Over a Barrel
Dear car owners,
Please stop bringing me your car for an oil change after driving for two hours.
Sincerely, oddly handsome, third degree burned mechanic.
Dear River Song,
How come you made the Doctor, but you're married to him and the daughter of Amy and Rory?
Sincerely, Whovians everywhere
Dear Vampire Weekend,
I give an f-word about the Oxford comma.
Sincerely, a teenage girl who is a nerd, a passionate English student, and an Oxford Comma enthusiast
Please stop calling my house at three. I know it's your number. I know you're offended my husband doesn't want to sleep with you but let's be serious here. We've been together for six years. We have two children. You are 42. You should know how to act mature by this point.
Sincerely, Flora from Accounting
We have the same middle name. Let's be friends!