Dear Sweet Handsome Nice guys,
If you were a girl and you said something like that I would immediately scratch you off potential dates for being too self-absorbed.
Sincerely, straight dude
Dear high school health instructor,
The banned skittles commercial was banned for a reason.
Sincerely, your traumatized students
Dear People in general,
How do you know you're depressed enough to need help? When does thinking about suicide make me "at risk?"
Sincerely, I don't have time for this crap. Homework doesn't do itself.
Dear Republicans and Democrats,
Do you believe gay people have the right to bare arms?
Sincerely, a curious third-partier
Please dont make this any harder
Sincerely, broken hearted scot when she found out you were leaving
Dear Snow and Bigby,
I ship it.
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Sincerely, "Oh, is it?" Yes. Yes it is.
Please Stop telling us jokes during fire drills and then yelling at us for laughing
Sincerely, I'd really like to sit with my friends at lunch instead of sitting in detention
I wasn't about to cry because you were scolding me about how awful my English grade is. I was about to cry because, for the first time every, you told me I have a gift for language.
Sincerely, I've been waiting for that my entire life
Please don't tell me to have an abortion again.. This is my 2nd pregnancy, and I'm 24 years old...
Sincerely, worried that you won't approve (again) Grandaughter
Dear "Don't like it don't watch it",
Dude, you're talking about porn. It is virtually impossible to not watch porn in this "liberated" society we live in. It pervades practically everything, so no, I'm sorry; I can't follow your advice.
Sincerely, And that's kind of a jerk thing to say about other things, too...
Dear two year old little brother,
I'm sorry I never met you. Blame our father.
Sincerely, your 18 year old big sister who loves you anyway
Dear Nursery Rhymes,
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill forgot to take her pill and now they have a daughter.