Dear best friend,
On the school residential you woke me up at 5 every morning by vomiting noisily in the bathroom next door. You're eating for two and have changed all your tastes. You've missed your periods for a few months and your boobs and stomach are growing. Plus,, you just told me you'd had sex with two local boys and your brother.
Sincerely, stop kidding yourself and buy the pregnancy test
Please don't ever make me fall in love with a guy then realize he's my cousin, again.
Please explain the point of only being able to re-grow once...
Sincerely, what happens if i want to sell them for extra money ;)
did you seriously uber to school?
Sincerely, I think you can figure out a ride...
Dear Relationship Gurus of the World,
My friend told me that a guy she liked is off limits.
why is it that peter pan can take little girls out of there house in the middle of the night but when i do it its kidnapping?
Sincerely, i just wanted to show them my never land...
We understand that not everyone can help, and even though a lot of people are being rude and saying just 'thinking' does us no good, please know we DO appreciate the emotional support too!!! It means a lot to us that so many people care, so thank you!~
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
Dear US government,
We know you're in bed with the Mexican drug cartels. We know that's why you strive to keep drugs illegal and continue restricting guns/ammo; a bigger black market leads to more profit for you. Leland Lee and Operation Fast and Furious showed us that. But, while you're making money, infringing on our rights, and putting otherwise law-abiding citizens in jail, you're hurting many communities across the US. And that needs to stop.
Dear Once Upon a Time fans,
Is it weird that I think it would be hot for Emma and Mary Margaret to hook up?
Sincerely, not into incest, I swear.
Please, I really like keeping you inside me. However, when I find you on my hands or shirt at an otherwise inappropriate times does worry me a bit. Could you at least show me where you came from? It would be the least you could do.
Sincerely, A leaky person
Please. Refusing to put a Dislike button is like Mayor Bloomberg refusing to allow a 24 oz Diet Coke with your order of Heart Attack Burger and fries.
Sincerely, I want to click Dislike when I see status like Jenny Is a Slut, See Her Being Raped On Enclosed Vide
Dear fellow Americains,
When will you wake up and realize The GREAT LIE - That our political system consists of only one party system The Demo-Republican party. It is a single party spilt on social issues but beholding to the only the very wealthy. NADORA Never A Democrat Or Republican Please Vote for anyone else if you want change.
Sincerely, I beginning to think i'm the last free man in America
If god isn't real then how did zip zop zoopity bop razzle dazzle jello pudding?
Sincerely, Bill Cosby
Please move Minecraft's engine from the resource sucking Java to the much better DirectX. And while you're at it, could you please optimize the game for multi core CPUs? There is no excuse for the game to use only four cores on a six core CPU and then shove 80% of the load onto only one of those four, while the remaining three get the rest.
Sincerely, longtime Minecraft player