Please dont make this any harder
Sincerely, broken hearted scot when she found out you were leaving
Dear Mother Nature,
I think you are going through menopause.
Sincerely, snowing in October
Dear Jean Valjean,
Next time you want to escape from Javert I will let you borrow my invisibility cloak.
Sincerely, Harry Potter
We hope you read these anonymous messages and ask us out.
Sincerely, Ladies of the 21st Century
Dear single people of the world,
Please understand that you will not meet the person of your dreams while you are drunk at a bar.
Sincerely, someone who met their love at church
Dear "Perks of being a Wallflower",
After watching you, I am concluding that there are no perks...
Sincerely, a disappointed viewer
Winners do use drugs. Lance Armstrong, Michael Phelps, and Charlie Sheen... You're going to have to think of some other way to keep us from using drugs.
Sincerely, your experimental students
Dear cars stuck in traffic,
I like to movie it, move it! She likes to move it, move it! He likes to move it, move it. You like to MOVE IT!
Sincerely, King Julien
Dear people who think I'm serious,
It's called sarcasm....
Sincerely, girl who you're now pissed at over a joke
I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Sincerely, a man failed by you
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Sincerely, lesbians - girls who know what girls want
Dear modeling agency,
My selfie just got 34 likes. I'm ready to go pro.
Sincerely, white girls everywhere.
Dear people of the world,
Please know that you will win me over by quoting Harry Potter or of course by making the perfect love potion, Amortentia.
Sincerely, Girl Potterheads