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Dear females of the Duggar family,
Please realize that there is so much more to being a woman than lying on your back and having babies.
Dear Tumblr,
Please stop ranting about privilege and dramatizing everything.
Dear friends,
Please stop joking about my boyfriend's and my sex life it's funny for 5 seconds but that's it.
Dear badly dressed friend,
Please understand that I don't want to hurt your feelings. Nevertheless, I can't wait to see you drop the diaper-look pants (accounting firm t-shirt inside), mega-sneakers and uber-nerdy big-ass glasses. By the way, are you colorblind?
Dear Slow Robot,
Please ban pictures of spiders from the site
Dear feminists,
No means no, right? Then why is it when women refuse to identify as feminists you think it's okay to bully and harass them to make them change their minds? Why doesn't no mean no?
Dear officer,
Please tell me how my best friend who was passing safely and legally deserves a $50 ticket and threats of license suspension, but my ex who nearly killed us going twice the posted speed limit towards oncoming traffic got off with just an $80 ticket?
Dear America,
Seriously, what is Ramen?
Dear patient,
You may identify as male, but you are still biologically female, so no, I'm not being bigoted when I can't sign you up for a prostate exam. The system will literally not allow me to.
Dear Oreo,
Who do you think you're fooling? You are NOT milk's favorite cookie.
Dear soccer trainer who I hate,
I hate you a little less now that you got drunk out of your mind and started to sing, dance, and spill beer everywhere. The best part was when you took of your jacket and shirt.
Dear Bill Nye,
Thanks for ruining some awesome school memories with your know-it-all, smirking views on religion.
Dear 'popular' people,
Please stop wearing our clothing because you suddenly think its "cool".
Dear Aliens,
Please beam me up, I'm ready to leave this mad mess behind.
Dear People who only preach about "equality" for a certain group,
If the LGBT community can have Gay,Lesbian,Bi, or Trans parades, then I want to be able to have a Straight parade or no sexual orientation gets to have one. If the Black community gets a whole month dedicated to their history then there should also be a White, Hispanic, and also Asian History Months or no race gets one. If women want to be treated as equals to men then they also need to take on the responsibilities and consequences it comes with and not get favored in places like courts.
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