Dear girl chowing down on a burrito,
What are you even doing? This is a history class.
Sincerely, fellow burrito lover and concerned classmate
Please stop tracing our family tree back to the 1800s when I have company.
Sincerely, never wanted to know that my boyfriend is my 7th cousin
I only wear boys' clothes, my voice is getting deeper and my chest flatter. How have you only just noticed my second earring.
Sincerely, your FTM son.
Dear Obama Voters,
Please Die and take your traitorous leaded with you
Sincerely, The Constitution
We all know who a girl's best friend really is.
No, you can't sit with us.
Sincerely, Norway, Sweden and Denmark
Please remember, when I had the option of eating more or exercising to deal with the stress of finals before graduation, I took time out of my studies to EXERCISE this morning , instead of stuffing my face and cramming like I did yesterday
Sincerely, SO WHY ARE YOU STILL SO HUNGRY?!
That stupid joke you made yesterday pushed me to draw Kanye West as a lobster, and to be honest, I don't regret it. It looks hilarious!
Sincerely, your artist friend
Dear giraffes ,
You should be thanking me, you were created when i upper cutted the horse
Sincerely, chuck Noris
Dear Fellow A-cups,
Please know not all is lost. I was testing out something for a cosplay today and guess what! I got them to look like at least B-cups! THEY TOUCHED!
Sincerely, Just a happy girl
Please note that me saying "God, kill me now." is not an invitation for you to do so. It is only me expressing how much I like something that's happened or going to happen.
Sincerely, That car was not there two seconds ago, neither was that shoot-out between police and armed robbers.
Dear really hot popular cheerleader,
Did you mean to give me the note to meet you under the bleachers during the halftime?
In Australia, to root means to have sex.
Sincerely, you serve root beer at kids parties