Dear Boy who walked in to the girls bathroom,
Please give yourself a round of applause for accusing me of slapping you and getting me suspended for 5 days.
Sincerely, The senior girl with a flawless academic record whose reputation you just destroyed.
Please stop commenting on my 'small mouth' and how that might be inconvenient for me later on. Especially when you then feel the need to talk me through gagging around the trays.
Sincerely, I don't need you smiling down at me...
Dear princess knight,
Please do exist, I really don't want to be a knight in shining armor.
Sincerely, guy who would love to meet or talk to a princess knight.
Dear overweight mother,
Please stop accusing me of being anorexic and then telling me it's in my genetics to get fat someday everytime you see me eating.
Sincerely, wtf are you trying to do
Dear people who say "All Muslims are not ISIS",
Please remember that, while it is true that all Muslims are not evil or part of ISIS, their religion is completely evil and teaches them that all non-Muslims should be killed
Sincerely, the Muslim religion is corrupt
Please give me the okay to let you come to my station instead of walking right up.
Sincerely, Bank Teller
Dear Cheating Ex-Wife,
Please stop trying so hard. Really, it's pathetic you think you still have a chance. It's been 4 years since your divorce, and you aren't even half the woman I am. So please stop embarrassing yourself, he's only tolerating you because he loves his daughter.
Sincerely, I'm not going anywhere
Dear People Who Say Christians Judge People on the Outside,
The boy I'm dating wears dark colors, has his hair dyed a dark blue, has earrings, and never misses a moment to pray to our Heavenly Father and Savior Christ
Sincerely, a Christian Female
I know I don't wear the brightest colored clothes, but that doesn't mean I cut.
Sincerely, you're checking the wrong daughters arm..
Dear huge guy next to me,
No, I'm not judging you for listening to Vanessa Williams. Actually, since we're the only ones around, I was about to ask you if you could turn it up a little.
Sincerely, the pin up-looking girl
Dear oncoming cars,
Wouldn't it be a shame if, instead of running back into safety, I ran out on the road very suddenly at the last second?
Why is it that when a person believes they're an alien from another planet they are institutionalized, but when a man comes out and says he's a woman he is "brave and being 'himself'?"
Sincerely, your logic makes no sense
Please know that Australians all have spider stories. Like the huntsman under the car door-handle, or the one that dropped from the ceiling in the shower, or the one hidden under the sun visor.
Sincerely, is this unique to Australians?
I can't read minds. How am I suppose to know what clothes you need washed if you don't tell me?
Please know i have lost children, do NOT tell me everything will be okay. Do NOT say everything happens for a reason. Do NOT try to relate unless you've lost a human child (NOT a dog NOT a family member) EDUCATE YOURSELVES.
Sincerely, Grieving mothers