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Dear guy in the stall next to me,
Coughing to cover-up the sound of you wanking it doesn't help.
Dear world,
Why is it that when men tell women about women's experiences, it's "mansplaining," but when women tell men about men's experiences, it's "discussing male privilege?"
Dear Minecraft,
Please make it so that an animal that has been named with a name tag can't despawn.
Dear Bacon,
Please stop tasting so freaking good. You're going to get me diabetes someday.
Dear world,
This is an experiment to test the efficiency of the moderator system. Vote yes on this and we'll see how long it takes to get to the main page.
Dear alarm clock,
Just because you're out of battery, does not mean it's acceptable for you to not go off when I need you to
Dear Rose,
And I suppose… if it's my one last chance to say it I…
Dear daywalkers and the rest of the human race,
Please note that I have recently acquired a soul. If you find that yours is missing, do not panic. I have done you a favor as you will now survive the impending zombie apocalypse unlike the mortals. You're very welcome.
Dear society,
How is it that I can get rejected without making a move?
Dear Daughter,,
I'm sorry he broke up with you. You know I have an axe, right?
Dear Chickens of the world,
Please forgive me for eating your babies. I'm sorry! Would you rather have me eat you instead ... ?
Dear Chinese People,
Please don't speak your communist ching chong language in public. We're in America, we're capitalist, and we speak English. I expect you to do the same. Thank You.
Dear Scrub Techs,
Please stop bullying the medical students
Dear birds,
You get to poop on people's cars and get away with it?
Dear sex Ed,
Please let me keep my innocence a little longer. I'm not ready for this.
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