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Dear black women,
Please know that you are so blessed with the ability to make your curls thrive.
Dear people who lose or restore their faith in Humanity,
Why are you putting your faith in imperfect people in the first place?
Dear person criticizing 10 year olds in Victoria's Secret, ,
When I was 10, I was wearing B cups.
Dear Dad,
Please stop accusing me with smirks for all the noise going on in my bedroom while my boyfriend was over
Dear world,
Please realize there is a difference between sex and gender. Sex is the biological binary male or female, determined by genetics, genitalia, etc. Gender is what somebody chooses to identify as. There is a difference.
Dear husband,
Even if we are married, NO means NO. "Stop it - that hurts" means exactly that. This is NOT how you vowed to treat me.
Dear Spider,
Would you rather have a newspaper or flyswatter?
Dear "Best friend",
I told you about my depression, but you constntly talk about how people like Robin Williams had "nothing to be sad about." So I never brought it up again. Yet any time we talk about what we're having for lunch you never fail to remind me you are gluten-free and expect me to feel sorry for you and APOLOGIZE for the fact I can eat an oreo cookie. I don't want sympathy, I want you to stop trying to make me feel like your problem is worse than mine even though the two can't be compared.
Dear mom,
Please stop calling me a girl. I thought things would get better when I came out but I'm still "your daughter" to you
Dear people who ask why I go to the gym,
Why do you think I go, my own goddamn health or something?!
Dear Period,
Are you going to come or should I be calling the Pope....?
Dear boyfriend's gorgeous ex-girlfriend,
Please let me have a chance.
To the two students at my school who went on strike,
No one else is allowed to wear hats either. It's for security reasons
Dear boys,
It's called a sports bra
Dear Trident Gum Company:,
You said your gum had long lasting flavor. Since when is 2 minutes and 20.2 seconds long lasting?
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