Dear "don't get any ideas",
If you don't want serial killers to have any ideas as to where to hide the bodies of their victims, why on earth would you GIVE them an idea?
Dear (sort-of-kind-of-not-really) ex-boyfriend,
It wasn't a relationship, so I'll never get closure. Just know that the mess we shared will take a long time to get out of my system.
Sincerely, I regret every minute but I'd do it all again
Dear lady at walmart,
Please don't assume I know about condoms just because I am college age.
Sincerely, no I will not help you pick out condoms for your 15 year old son
I'm done with you running my life and ruining my relationships.
Sincerely, A Fighter
Dear gay advocates,
Where do you stand on adult incest? Do you think it is wrong? If so, why? It can't be because of birth defects, because if having kids is the measure of a successful relationship to you, gays couldn't have a relationship.
Dear Guy I Used To Date,
I acted like psycho and deserve all the nasty things you are saying about me.
Sincerely, Don't even defend myself about it anymore
Dear women who complain about feminism,
Are you having a good time on the internet? You're Welcome
Thank you for loving me, and not caring about my imperfections, or people may stare at us holding hands just because were an inter-racial couple,
Sincerely, and with all my love Jelly bean
Please stop using pills to get boners. In the sport of sex, that's a performance enhancing drug and really misleading.
Sincerely, the girl who married you because of it
Here I come.
Dear Refs I just yelled at,
Please realize that I am not just doing this because I am protective. I am poor and doing this because all of my daughters broken bones are exspensive.
Sincerely, Concerned Mother
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Sincerely, I really had to go.
Please don't barge into my room unannounced when I am finally figuring out how pleasant "alone" time can be
Sincerely, Newly Frustrated
Dear band known as "fun.",
Please know that while I can't carry you there, I will CERTAINLY help you find your way back home.