I only wear boys' clothes, my voice is getting deeper and my chest flatter. How have you only just noticed my second earring.
Sincerely, your FTM son.
Please stop tracing our family tree back to the 1800s when I have company.
Sincerely, never wanted to know that my boyfriend is my 7th cousin
Dear Obama Voters,
Please Die and take your traitorous leaded with you
Sincerely, The Constitution
We all know who a girl's best friend really is.
Please remember, when I had the option of eating more or exercising to deal with the stress of finals before graduation, I took time out of my studies to EXERCISE this morning , instead of stuffing my face and cramming like I did yesterday
Sincerely, SO WHY ARE YOU STILL SO HUNGRY?!
Please, do you really expect me to believe you made my ear bleed on purpose...
Sincerely, I may just be 15 but come on, I'm not THAT stupid.
Dear Fellow A-cups,
Please know not all is lost. I was testing out something for a cosplay today and guess what! I got them to look like at least B-cups! THEY TOUCHED!
Sincerely, Just a happy girl
Dear really hot popular cheerleader,
Did you mean to give me the note to meet you under the bleachers during the halftime?
How does hitler tie his shoes?
Sincerely, with little natzis!
In Australia, to root means to have sex.
Sincerely, you serve root beer at kids parties
Who keeps a pumpkin in their yard? I'm on to you...
Sincerely, starting to think you're story is made up
When I named you Baggins I never thought you'd actually live up to the name
Sincerely, you died after I watched the Lord of the Rings movies for the first time
You know you're under pressure when you seriously consider suicide after failing an assignment at university.
Sincerely, First World Problems.