Dear Americans freaking out over Kate and William's baby,
Pretty sure we fought two wars so I don't have to care.
Dear "Who actually wears ten bracelets on each arm?",
Dear person at the petrol station,
You have made me want to form RSPCC - Royalty Society of the Prevention of Cruelty to Clutches. Try not having the clutch in when you apply gas
Sincerely, your poor engine was screaming
Dear Girls Who're Looking at me Funny,
Please note that the first bikini was modeled by a nude dancer because no model would wear something so risque.
Sincerely, Tankini and Boy Shorts
Dear pet rescue,
That Great Dane didn't have to get put down. You had 8 people apply for her, myself included and you didn't approve anyone.
Sincerely, stop being mad at people for buying dogs when it's your fault for not approving anybody!
Dear spanish/mexican/dominican republic,
Please first of all shut up. you are noisy. stop coming into an other wise quiet, clothing store, making all the noise you can talking to each other incessantly over the racks, your kids are screaming and look..you made a mess out of the rack, have you no respect for anyone or anything, when you all finally left the store was thankfully brought back to some quiet dignity. Please stay in your own shopping area where everyone is like you.
Sincerely, irritated shopper.
Dear "nobody can tell other people what to do with their bodies",
Why is it okay for Planned Parenthood to sell (or even just donate) baby parts?
Dear Victoria's Secret,
Why do are your commercials for women's underwear marketed at men?
Sincerely, A confused girl
You're all such European wannabes.
Sincerely, an amused Brit
If my Mother hadn't had an abortion when she was a teenager she would have had a whole other family, lived hundreds of miles from my Dad, and I would never have been born.
Sincerely, so let's try and work our whose life is more valuable then
Dear Fellow Students,
Yes, in fact Texas IS in the United States.
Sincerely, oh dear GOD!
Dear 'The Rumour Mill',
How the hell did you go from me kissing her on the cheek to us doing the deed at the back of the school oval?!!
Sincerely, I'm gay anyways and you know that!
Dear High School "Friends",
Please know that my university friends are amazing, caring, loyal. You aren't missed.
Sincerely, So if you're coming my way, just don't.
Please know that your upside down crosses are not "trendy" or "cool" or even satanic. They're the cross of some Christian Saint or whatever and you all look like idiots.
Sincerely, someone who's sick of seeing you pretentious losers wear ugly crosses.
Please recognize that we have one of two obligations as a major military power and one of the wealthiest nations in the world. Either we put our big boy pants on pull out our big guns and blast Bashir Assad to smoking bits or we start accepting the brunt of the Syrian refugee crysis.
Sincerely, Appalled and disgusted at how long we have allowed this atrocity to go on.