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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear girls who say all boys are the same,
You mean all boys YOU LIKE are the same.
Dear tampon and pad comercials,
Okay, so, mine's not blue.
Dear overly large cricket that caused me to run out of my dorm room screaming,
Thank you!
Dear "are you pregnant?",
NO! ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
Dear Mom,
Please tell me the next time you decide to come home from yoga through the back door.
Dear previous house owner,
Writing 'You'll be next' in drippy red paint on the wall, waiting for it to dry then wallpapering it so that I'd see it when I wanted new wallpaper is really not funny.
Dear girl making fun of my small boobs,
You're fat.
Dear teacher,
If you know the whole class is going to see your computer screen, it would be smart to delete the email verifying your eHarmony account.
Dear girls,
Please stop mistaking our flirting for kindness.
Dear guys,
Yeah, I get it. You don't want the cake makeuped, half plastic, plucked, waxed, tanned and dyed chicks that are faking themselves up for attention. You want some chick that naturally looks like that.
Dear men,
Please think with the head that has the brain.
Dear police officer,
I swear to drunk I'm not God.
Dear health teacher,
How does it feel to know that the kids in your class know more about having sex, Illegal drugs and alcohol than you do?
Dear bed,
I really can't stay.
Dear weight loss ad,
Wow! Not only does your diet plan make people look thinner, but it changes their race and age too!
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