Please tell me why you always complain your exhausted and then waste energy on stupid things we don't need?
Sincerely, Like growing weird little nipple hairs I pluck off anyway
Dear Teacher who threaten female student of becoming housewives,
I find it hilarious.
Sincerely, your best student who wants to be a wife.
Dear advice givers,
Please stop telling me to imagine everyone in the audience naked when I'm nervous about making a speech. That just makes me horny and is not helpful.
I don't think you are.
Dear those who are planning on participating in Kick a Ginger Day,
Think about it, do you really wanna piss us off?
Sincerely, Gingers Worldwide
If you want the same rights that's fine, I have no issue with that. But why do you have to take my name, it's kind of sacred.
Dear Billy Goats Gruff,
You would sell out your own brother just to get across a stupid bridge? Man... that's cold. I don't even want to eat you anymore. I'm... I'm going to go think about stuff...
After eating half a pack of gummy vitamins I think I've worked out why they make medicines taste so bad.
Sincerely, Can you overdose on Vitamin C?
Dear Math Textbooks,
Stop trying so hard to be multicultural. Every problem does not have to be about "Mohammed, Jose, and JaQuonn". We promise we wont be offended if you use Bob Joe and Steve instead.
Sincerely, minorities everywhere
Dear dad of most popular guy in school,
thank you for telling me i looked beautiful at prom
Sincerely, sad and lonely girl who wanted to cry that whole night, until you said that
Dear people of this world,
I'm attracted to men. You're attracted to men, too? Great, we have something in common! You are not attracted to men? Great, more men for me!
I don't hate you. I don't care about your sexual orientation. I just don't even like straight people who get all PDA. So please forgive me if I say "gross" when you are making out. It's the act that's disgusting, not the person. Just like it's the sin, not the sinner.
Sincerely, Honest Human Being
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Why did you give everyone from the Battle of Hogwarts and automatic pass? Was it just so you didn't have to write that final year book?
Sincerely, what will that teach them about Herbology?
Dear Fairytale Lovers,
Cinderella's shoe came off even though it fitted perfectly because the Prince smeared the steps with pitch.
Sincerely, A very clever Prince
I don't hate you. I don't care about your sexual orientation. I just don't even like homosexual people who get all PDA. So please forgive me if I say "gross" when you are making out. It's the act that's disgusting, not the person. Just like it's the sin, not the sinner.
Sincerely, A "heterophobic" gay