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Dear Dad,
I only wear boys' clothes, my voice is getting deeper and my chest flatter. How have you only just noticed my second earring.
Dear Vampires,
You suck...BLOOD!!!
Dear Great-aunt,
Please stop tracing our family tree back to the 1800s when I have company.
Dear Obama Voters,
Please Die and take your traitorous leaded with you
Dear Diamonds,
We all know who a girl's best friend really is.
Dear me,
Please remember, when I had the option of eating more or exercising to deal with the stress of finals before graduation, I took time out of my studies to EXERCISE this morning , instead of stuffing my face and cramming like I did yesterday
Dear Doctor,
Please, do you really expect me to believe you made my ear bleed on purpose...
Dear Fellow A-cups,
Please know not all is lost. I was testing out something for a cosplay today and guess what! I got them to look like at least B-cups! THEY TOUCHED!
Dear really hot popular cheerleader,
Did you mean to give me the note to meet you under the bleachers during the halftime?
Dear people,
How does hitler tie his shoes?
Dear America,
In Australia, to root means to have sex.
Dear Cinderella,
Who keeps a pumpkin in their yard? I'm on to you...
Dear snail,
When I named you Baggins I never thought you'd actually live up to the name
Dear World,
You know you're under pressure when you seriously consider suicide after failing an assignment at university.
Dear genetics,
Why couldn't I be born with pink hair?
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