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Dear college boy,
Please know that just because we had sex sober doesn't mean I want a relationship... I'm open to whatever you are!
Dear mom,
Please stop saying that I have to go to bed at 10 PM, and especially in weekends
Dear Paranoid,
Please stop calling the police because of the huge black man thats following you. Thats your shadow.
Dear French Boy who winked at me,
Please go away or i will find you and marry you
Dear the makers of the Hunger Games,
Hermione Granger did the whole braid thing first!
Dear Fart,
Why must you force your way out in very public over crowded situations and why 9 times out of 10 must you be loud? Everyone in the elevator was looking me like I just crapped a starfish. I'm happy to let you out any other time, I just need notice is all.
Dear boy who offered to put my textbook back,
I have never spoken to you and only know you by name, but that act of kindness was enough to win me over.
Dear incredibly rude chick,
Did you SERIOUSLY just repeatedly try to look up my husband's kilt right in front of me? Please learn about manners and boundaries!
Dear cat that mostly ignores me,
Please explain why you have to sit on my lap when I poop
Dear Guys,
Please know this. Yes, you have to pay the bill and all that crap. But you don't have to do that everyday do you? We have to be likeable. Every day. Do you know how long it takes to put this face together in the mornings? No you dont. We do it everyday. So just shut up about us making you a sammich.
Dear person that just said that someone like me couldn't be accepting of people's choices,
My little brother is a Pagan and one of my closest friends is bisexual.
Dear adults complaining about the music today,
if your talking about the early 2000s then i agree, but now music has gotten so much better so just stop
Dear white people who are uncomfortable when it comes to the "N-word ",
I was raised in a house where nobody was allowed to say that word because Dad said it was demeaning.
Dear Everyone,
My Biology teacher from high school is (happily) married to a priest.
Dear Men,
Please. Please, stop hitting on me. It's terrifying to be around you post rape.
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