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Dear Meow Mix cat food,
Please check your meats better.
Dear best friend,
Don't worry about your Prince Charming, I've taken care of that.
Dear Co-workers,
Please shut up. If I walk around singing "Let it Go", it might not be because of my kid, it might just have gotten stuck in my head after we watched it together 3 times in a row. And if I'm wearing a fairy band-aid, it might be because I like Tink, as well as because I had an ouchy. And yes, it made me feel better.
Dear Celtic Thunder recommendation,
I hate you.
Dear older kids in the hallway.,
Please acknowledge the fact that we are existent as well and that there is a reason the hallway is so wide.
Dear Nicki Minaj,
Thank you for teaching me that anacondas like bread.
Dear wary TSA agent,
Don't worry, I'm used to this sort of thing.
Dear boy I've known forever who finally introduced himself to me,
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream . . .
Dear Waitress,
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Dear RA,
I know you think I have been doing better since you sent in that notice of concern, but it really just made me realize that I was letting my act slip. I was cut free for two months beforehand, and that notice of concern pushed me into a state of depression I thought I would never have to see again. I was doing much better before.
Please understand,
Sincerely lines are not to be used as a second body for your post.
Dear hot guy,
You, sir, are very attractive. Therefore, I shall stare at you.
Dear period,
Thank you for staining every single sheet, blanket and pair of underwear that I own.
Dear everyone,
Yeah, I own a European car. In fact, I own two.
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