Don't not do a thing that isn't not smart
Dear gay advocates,
Where do you stand on adult incest? Do you think it is wrong? If so, why? It can't be because of birth defects, because if having kids is the measure of a successful relationship to you, gays couldn't have a relationship.
Thank you for loving me, and not caring about my imperfections, or people may stare at us holding hands just because were an inter-racial couple,
Sincerely, and with all my love Jelly bean
Dear Guy I Used To Date,
I acted like psycho and deserve all the nasty things you are saying about me.
Sincerely, Don't even defend myself about it anymore
Dear women who complain about feminism,
Are you having a good time on the internet? You're Welcome
Please stop using pills to get boners. In the sport of sex, that's a performance enhancing drug and really misleading.
Sincerely, the girl who married you because of it
Dear male teacher,
If I just came from the bathroom, whispered some thing to my best friend as she hands me her purse, and ask you if I can go back to the restroom, please let me go back!
Sincerely, My crush was in there...
Dear Refs I just yelled at,
Please realize that I am not just doing this because I am protective. I am poor and doing this because all of my daughters broken bones are exspensive.
Sincerely, Concerned Mother
Dear guy who lives down the hall,
Please next time you see me using a feature on my phone you don't like, keep it to yourself. Chewing me out for having a phone you deem "inferior" and then telling me to never use that feature in front of you again was very uncalled for.
Sincerely, my Dad got it for me, and I have no problem with it.
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Sincerely, I really had to go.
Dear band known as "fun.",
Please know that while I can't carry you there, I will CERTAINLY help you find your way back home.
Please don't tell me I'm getting a belly. I already know that, and it kills me.
Sincerely, I already weigh only 100 lbs.
Dear Roca Labs,
The very fact that you slid a clause in your contacts that your customers can't complain about treatment (to the point of suing them if they visit a doctor that isn't in your pocket) is a huge red flag.
Sincerely, raising the Streisand flag against your legal thuggery
Dear English teacher,
I hope you get fired after all the complaints are sent in.
Sincerely, you just threatened to kill your students