Dear those who live in da hood.,
You think you live in a bad neightborhood? I live in the spaghetto!
Sincerely, an Italian American
Dear Slow Robot,
I thought you had free kittens...
Sincerely, sad and kittenless
Please don't stop the sleigh so fast...
Sincerely, Randolph, the brown-nosed reindeer
They feed me whiskas.
Sincerely, Smelly Cat
Dear Taylor Swift,
Boys don't seem to be working out for you. Maybe you should test out girls?
Sincerely, a lesbian who would be interested in testing out this theory.
Where were you when I needed you?
Sincerely, now an atheist.
Dear God of Death,
We come in peace. We just want to peacefully take over your planet. Don't panic.
Dear fat kids in America,
Stop finishing your dinners and just send it down to us!
Sincerely, hungry kids in Africa
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Sincerely, frustrated girlfriend
We see you sleeping with Peter Pettigrew every night on our map. Just come out already, we will all still love you!
Sincerely, Fred and George
I want to be one of you but there is no way in hell I'm burning my bra. My boobs are just too big...
Sincerely, a girl who needs her support.
Dear under-appreciated girl,
Hey girl, I appreciate you.
Sincerely, Ryan Gosling