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Dear guy in the stall next to me,
Coughing to cover-up the sound of you wanking it doesn't help.
Dear Bacon,
Please stop tasting so freaking good. You're going to get me diabetes someday.
Dear world,
This is an experiment to test the efficiency of the moderator system. Vote yes on this and we'll see how long it takes to get to the main page.
Dear daywalkers and the rest of the human race,
Please note that I have recently acquired a soul. If you find that yours is missing, do not panic. I have done you a favor as you will now survive the impending zombie apocalypse unlike the mortals. You're very welcome.
Dear wary TSA agent,
Don't worry, I'm used to this sort of thing.
Dear Chickens of the world,
Please forgive me for eating your babies. I'm sorry! Would you rather have me eat you instead ... ?
Dear Chinese People,
Please don't speak your communist ching chong language in public. We're in America, we're capitalist, and we speak English. I expect you to do the same. Thank You.
Dear boy I've known forever who finally introduced himself to me,
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream . . .
Dear Waitress,
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Dear society,
How is it that I can get rejected without making a move?
Please understand,
Sincerely lines are not to be used as a second body for your post.
Dear Scrub Techs,
Please stop bullying the medical students
Dear writer's block,
I know you have helped me with my school work, but I need my space.
Dear acronyms,
Please tell me how it went from BRB to YOLOSOSMENOGIGYSAE
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