It nothing personnel kid.
Sincerely, Coldsteel the Hedgeheg
Dear Hilltop Hospital,
I now have a craving for a cup of tea.
With all the stories you have done on evil stepmothers, how the HELL did you leave out mine?
Sincerely, Maleficent, Ursula, Lady Tremaine, Hitler and every Nazi and Slaveowner ain't got nothin
Today was a good day. Papa and I picked wildflowers; Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine. Then we sang, and danced for hours. I know tomorrow will be even better, so the good lord I thank. I'll write more later...
Sincerely, Anne Frank
When you ask me to walk your dog because you are still with your coteachers doing your Friday ritual, do bring home a boy you are toying with later. It makes it seem like you care more about sex then your dog.
Sincerely, the apparent dog walker
Please don't put the sign to the bathroom between that door and the one to the filing room. Unless you want me to poop in a filing cabinet.
Sincerely, concerned pooper
Please LET ME LOVE YOU!!! Please?
Sincerely, pretty, pretty please with a cherry on top?
Please realise I appreciate you for everything you've done for me. Thank you for helping me get the therapy I needed but not pushing me. Thank you for being understanding and being slow, physically, with me. I know you are a very sexual person and I appreciate how you don't push my limits. I'm still open to an open marriage so your needs are filled as well if you feel what you are doing currently isn't enough. I know you said no to the open-idea but I don't want you to feel like your needs are never met.
Sincerely, your loving husband
Dear RA's in my all girls dorm.,
Please realize that playing bingo with condoms is awkward no matter if it is all girls and regardless of how many free cookies there are.
Sincerely, But the cookies do help get us there.
Dear People Behind me in Wal-mart 10 items or less,
Please Stop giving me dirty looks! It's 3 a.m.
Dear guy who lives down the hall,
Please next time you see me using a feature on my phone you don't like, keep it to yourself. Chewing me out for having a phone you deem "inferior" and then telling me to never use that feature in front of you again was very uncalled for.
Sincerely, my Dad got it for me, and I have no problem with it.
Dear people interested in random facts,
Did you know that in several Asian countries, the girl gives the boy chocolate on Valentine's Day?
Sincerely, you must sometimes see some male crossdressers over there.
Please explain why you suspended me for being called a "whore-faced bitch."
Sincerely, "you asked for it" just doesn't cut it anymore
Please quit being such a jerk.
Sincerely, getting real tired or your sh*t, a**hole