Dear black women,
Please know that you are so blessed with the ability to make your curls thrive.
Sincerely, white girl whose hair doesn't curl well but won't stay straight
Dear people who lose or restore their faith in Humanity,
Why are you putting your faith in imperfect people in the first place?
Sincerely, God is always faithful
Dear person criticizing 10 year olds in Victoria's Secret, ,
When I was 10, I was wearing B cups.
Sincerely, just sayin'
Please stop accusing me with smirks for all the noise going on in my bedroom while my boyfriend was over
Sincerely, yes I'm seventeen and still enjoy a good pillow fight
Please realize there is a difference between sex and gender. Sex is the biological binary male or female, determined by genetics, genitalia, etc. Gender is what somebody chooses to identify as. There is a difference.
Sincerely, depending on the case, one might be more relevant than the other (more likely both)
Even if we are married, NO means NO. "Stop it - that hurts" means exactly that. This is NOT how you vowed to treat me.
Sincerely, What went wrong?
Would you rather have a newspaper or flyswatter?
Dear "Best friend",
I told you about my depression, but you constntly talk about how people like Robin Williams had "nothing to be sad about." So I never brought it up again. Yet any time we talk about what we're having for lunch you never fail to remind me you are gluten-free and expect me to feel sorry for you and APOLOGIZE for the fact I can eat an oreo cookie. I don't want sympathy, I want you to stop trying to make me feel like your problem is worse than mine even though the two can't be compared.
Sincerely, I tried cutting for the first time because of you.
Please stop calling me a girl. I thought things would get better when I came out but I'm still "your daughter" to you
Sincerely, your wonderful SON.
Dear people who ask why I go to the gym,
Why do you think I go, my own goddamn health or something?!
Sincerely, that's right
Are you going to come or should I be calling the Pope....?
Sincerely, A week late and still a Virgin
Dear boyfriend's gorgeous ex-girlfriend,
Please let me have a chance.
Sincerely, you're the idiot who let him go
To the two students at my school who went on strike,
No one else is allowed to wear hats either. It's for security reasons
Sincerely, get over it
It's called a sports bra
Sincerely, my boobs are the same size as yesterday