Dear guy in the stall next to me,
Coughing to cover-up the sound of you wanking it doesn't help.
Sincerely, really? in a University library bathroom?
Please stop tasting so freaking good. You're going to get me diabetes someday.
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Sincerely, I am submitting this on February 3, 2013
Dear daywalkers and the rest of the human race,
Please note that I have recently acquired a soul. If you find that yours is missing, do not panic. I have done you a favor as you will now survive the impending zombie apocalypse unlike the mortals. You're very welcome.
Sincerely, a ginger.
Dear wary TSA agent,
Don't worry, I'm used to this sort of thing.
Sincerely, Big-Breasted model
Sincerely, Audrey II
Dear Chickens of the world,
Please forgive me for eating your babies. I'm sorry! Would you rather have me eat you instead ... ?
Sincerely, but eggs are so YUMMY
Dear Chinese People,
Please don't speak your communist ching chong language in public. We're in America, we're capitalist, and we speak English. I expect you to do the same. Thank You.
Sincerely, A REAL American
Dear boy I've known forever who finally introduced himself to me,
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream . . .
Sincerely, the girl you never noticed.
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Sincerely, Must Be A TwiHard.
How is it that I can get rejected without making a move?
Sincerely lines are not to be used as a second body for your post.
Sincerely, Dear Black Please Blank User
Dear Scrub Techs,
Please stop bullying the medical students
Sincerely, Why are you mad at me for 'breathing wrong'?
Dear writer's block,
I know you have helped me with my school work, but I need my space.
Sincerely, it's not you, it's me.