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Dear Sonic,
It nothing personnel kid.
Dear Hilltop Hospital,
I now have a craving for a cup of tea.
Dear Disney,
With all the stories you have done on evil stepmothers, how the HELL did you leave out mine?
Dear Diary,
Today was a good day. Papa and I picked wildflowers; Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine. Then we sang, and danced for hours. I know tomorrow will be even better, so the good lord I thank. I'll write more later...
Dear roommate,
When you ask me to walk your dog because you are still with your coteachers doing your Friday ritual, do bring home a boy you are toying with later. It makes it seem like you care more about sex then your dog.
Dear company,
Please don't put the sign to the bathroom between that door and the one to the filing room. Unless you want me to poop in a filing cabinet.
Dear boy,
Please LET ME LOVE YOU!!! Please?
Dear Wife,
Please realise I appreciate you for everything you've done for me. Thank you for helping me get the therapy I needed but not pushing me. Thank you for being understanding and being slow, physically, with me. I know you are a very sexual person and I appreciate how you don't push my limits. I'm still open to an open marriage so your needs are filled as well if you feel what you are doing currently isn't enough. I know you said no to the open-idea but I don't want you to feel like your needs are never met.
Dear RA's in my all girls dorm.,
Please realize that playing bingo with condoms is awkward no matter if it is all girls and regardless of how many free cookies there are.
Dear People Behind me in Wal-mart 10 items or less,
Please Stop giving me dirty looks! It's 3 a.m.
Dear guy who lives down the hall,
Please next time you see me using a feature on my phone you don't like, keep it to yourself. Chewing me out for having a phone you deem "inferior" and then telling me to never use that feature in front of you again was very uncalled for.
Dear people interested in random facts,
Did you know that in several Asian countries, the girl gives the boy chocolate on Valentine's Day?
Dear school,
Please explain why you suspended me for being called a "whore-faced bitch."
Dear body,
Please quit being such a jerk.
Dear Helena,
O me, you juggler! You canker blossom! You thief of love! What, have you come by night and stolen my love's heart from him?
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