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Dear girl sitting next to me in class,
Believe it or not, France IS a French speaking country! Who knew?
Dear blues clues,
Please suggest saying "do not try this at home " before jumping into a book.
Dear cute guy I awkwardly made eye-contact with in the rear-view mirror while driving home,
I promise I'm not a stalker following you...
Dear gym teacher,
That tattoo you asked me about on my ankle? Yeah, that was a princess band-aid, but nice try.
Dear Boys who wish they could understand girls,
So do we.
Dear high school teachers,
You say you prepare us for college. College teachers say they prepare us for the "real world." Well, in the real world, we pretty much do the same things we do in pre-school. Sit down and try not to break anything.
Dear future students,
If I ever become a teacher, I will seat you based on who would be a cute couple
Dear world,
Don't you ever feel like yelling "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS" when something goes wrong?
Dear Crowded Staircase,
Thank you for shoving me up against the super hot Male Swim Captain. I really enjoyed the way his biceps flexed when he caught me. Same time tomorrow.
Dear tall people,
Watch out. We bite ankles.
Dear boyfriend asking me to prove my love,
I shave my legs in the winter for you.
Dear Snookie,
So you're bright orange and love lasanga? Real orignal.
Dear world,
Did you know that the creators of Finding Nemo came up with the name "P. Sherman" because they were in the Philippines and they happened to hear that that's how Filipinos say "fishermen" with their accent?
Dear Fairy Godmother,
So where were you when both my parents died, the only family I had left enslaved me, abused me and hid me away from the world for years? But hey - thanks for the pretty dress!
Dear People overusing the word "friendzoned",
you haven't been friendzoned until you actually tell them you like them.
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