Dear Girl flirting with my boyfriend,
Roses are red, violets are blue, he is for me, and not for you, so if by chance you take my place, I'll take my hand and smash your face.
Sincerely, he's mine.
Dear Couples who are 'trying',
Does anyone else realize that is just a polite way of saying you have sex a lot?
Sincerely, . . Awkward
Dear boy who just told me that if I was in a detective movie that I would be killed first because "they always kill the pretty girls",
I'm not sure whether I should be flattered or terrified.
Same time next year?
Sorry I unfriended you on Facebook. I had 556 friends in total, and you know I'm OCD.
Sincerely, Somebody had to go...
Dear Kate Midleton and Prince William,
If you have a son, does that make him a Half Blood Prince?
Sincerely, The World
Dear monsters inc.,
mike and sully live together, adopted a human, and came out of the closet
Sincerely, draw your own conclusions...
Dear crush/best guy friend,,
When The teacher yelled at me for putting on makeup in class, thanks for grabbing my compact and eyeliner and whining "But I only have one eye done!!!"
Sincerely, your best friend :D
Dear English guys,
Girls may love your accent, but when I say "Potato", every uterus within a 50 mile radius explodes.
Sincerely, Irish guy
Dear Dunkin Donuts,
Chocolate lovers month? I see what you did there.
Sincerely, Black History Month
Dear Judgmental Idiots,
Just because I'm slim, fashionably dressed, have a slicked-back hairdo, and a sexy accent, does not mean that I'm gay.
Sincerely, I'm French.
Dear best friend who made codewords for the reproductive system in 7th grade,
Now, I can't hear the words Virginia or pencil without giggling. Thanks.
Sincerely, I moved to Virginia, and I work in an Office Depot.
Is a Dwarf still a human? That's what I thought.