Why are we called Hawaiians.....we are part of the United States....so we should be called Americans too!
Sincerely, Confused Hawaiians everywhere
Dear girls in my class,
Please stop commenting on my hairy legs and how I need to shave them. We are in the fourth grade
Sincerely, at least I'm warm in the winter
Dear color blind,
You should be able to tell if the cookies are done, whether you can see golden brown or not.
Sincerely, a color blind female
Dear people who think unicorns aren't real because they weren't on Noah's Ark,
Not only are they in Scotland, but they are the NATIONAL ANIMAL of Scotland.
Sincerely, And now you know.
Dear nosy foreigner,
Yes we do know that. Thanks for that.
Sincerely, nosy people are always the most ignorant.
Dear Pandora station,
Please continue to play Stacy's mom
Sincerely, my brother's expression is priceless ;)
Please start eating grass. I want to see what you look like when you're green.
Please realize when you say "back in my day we didn't have that." That's because it didn't exist
Oh, so you don't like being called Hawaiians? Cry me a freaking river
Dear Thor fans,
Please accept these pop-tarts as a sign of peace and friendship.
Sincerely, Loki's army
Dear Choir teacher making us sing "Baby it's Cold Outside",
It's a song about date rape!
Sincerely, "Say, what's in this drink?"
Dear Breast Cancer,
You clearly have a discerning eye. You always pick out the most beautiful ones to nuzzle up into. Snuggling as close as you can to the kindest of hearts. I forgive you.
Sincerely, a sad and lonely daughter.
Please don't scream every time the teacher says "direction".
Sincerely, I'm going deaf.
Really? You're breaking up with me because you don't like the haircut that YOU gave me?
Sincerely, Irritated Ex-Boyfriend