Dear "consider us",
Please understand the military is overfull and cutting back because so many people already did and they are kicking people out but the buttload because of it
Sincerely, someone who did and paid for it
Dear "how did cave women deal with your periods",
Please same way you do
Sincerely, tampons and pads aren't rocket science
Dear Edward and Peter,
Please stop fighting. You are both terrible dates. We've decided to become lesbians.
Sincerely, Wendy and Bella
We have the same middle name. Let's be friends!
Dear mother who just took my phone away,
Oh god no. Please don't read my messages between me and this random cute guy I met in New Zealand.
Sincerely, I need a password...
You'd best be ready for the mother of all prankings when you get here, O brother of mine. You will not believe who I've been chatting with...
Dear Lil' Sebastian,
We miss you in the saddest fashion
Sincerely, You're 5,000 candles in the wind
Please stop it. I am terrified.
Sincerely, Frightened Teen
Dear George Michael,
Please understand we knew you were gay all along, love you this way, and don't want you to change. We only pretended you were het so our boring boyfriends would dance.
Sincerely, 80s Party Girls
Dear Star Trek nerds,
If you get married dressed as Klingons, do you have to dress as Klingons again to file for divorce?
Sincerely, or maybe you have to dress as Romulans instead...
Dear fifteen-year-old Australian girl who has been in private schools since prep,
No, Captain Cook was not a monkey. Evolution of humans from apes was a bit earlier than the late 1700s.
Sincerely, the kid who had to sit next to you in humanities class all of last year
Dear women who complain about feminism,
Are you having a good time on the internet? You're Welcome
Dear mom shamers,
Didn't your parents ever teach about maturity and if you can't say something nice then don't say anything at all? Because I think not and that seems embarrassing.
Sincerely, I am not even a mom and I'm more mature than that
I am not your enemy.
Sincerely, your inner Demon