Dear Art school that rejected Hitler,
Thanks. A lot.
Dear Gay Brother,
How come you get kiss all the hot guys?!?!
Sincerely, Your Jealous Sister
Dear Ambercrombie and Fitch,
Why do all your stores have the same smell? Like a combination of date rape and bulimia?
Dear boy's everywhere,
Since girl's bra's are called 'over the shoulder boulder holder'...does that mean your underwear is called an 'under the butt nut hut'?
Sincerely, Just curious
Dear "My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard",
So in other words, My frozen lactose based dairy beverage attracts the general consensus of the male population to the grassy knoll of my place of residence. This general consensus claims that my frozen lactose based dairy beverage is superior to yours. Verily, it is superior to yours. I could educate you, but you shall be obligated to return to me currency in compensation.
Sincerely, fluent in nerd.
Dear kids that say my parents must be obsessed with Twilight,
I was named Bella after the psycho killer Death Eater Bellatrix, not some muggle pretending to be a vampire.
Sincerely, wait until I tell Voldy...
Please come home. We haven't seen you in weeks and you're off your medication. We never should have given you that monkey.
Sincerely, your worried parents
Dear overweight boyfriend,
You have boobs too...
Sincerely, play with your own.
Dear Americans who say spongebob is Asian because he is yellow, can't drive and does karate,
Well Patrick is pink, fat, lazy and lives under a rock. He must be American.
Sincerely, boom roasted!
Dear person next to me on the bus,
Sorry, I'm not staring, I'm trying to figure out your life story.
Sincerely, watches too much Sherlock
No one just smiles while drinking out of their coffee cup.
Sincerely, We know what's really in there.
May the odds be ever in your favor.
Sincerely, multiple choice tests
How do mermaids reproduce?
Sincerely, lets think logically about this....
I've been here for six month and no one has said "G'day mate" or called me Sheila.
Sincerely, get on the freaking ball already!