Dear Meow Mix cat food,
Please check your meats better.
Sincerely, this is the SIXTH in the same pack I've found that had mold on the meat.
Dear best friend,
Don't worry about your Prince Charming, I've taken care of that.
Sincerely, your best friend who just kidnapped him for you
Please shut up. If I walk around singing "Let it Go", it might not be because of my kid, it might just have gotten stuck in my head after we watched it together 3 times in a row. And if I'm wearing a fairy band-aid, it might be because I like Tink, as well as because I had an ouchy. And yes, it made me feel better.
Sincerely, she kissed it for me too.
Dear Celtic Thunder recommendation,
I hate you.
Sincerely, been listening to Heartland for the past half hour
Dear older kids in the hallway.,
Please acknowledge the fact that we are existent as well and that there is a reason the hallway is so wide.
Sincerely, tired of having a mini heart attack every time the bell rings and I'm in the hallway.
Dear Nicki Minaj,
Thank you for teaching me that anacondas like bread.
Sincerely, South America, here I come!
Dear wary TSA agent,
Don't worry, I'm used to this sort of thing.
Sincerely, Big-Breasted model
Sincerely, Audrey II
Dear boy I've known forever who finally introduced himself to me,
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream . . .
Sincerely, the girl you never noticed.
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Sincerely, Must Be A TwiHard.
I know you think I have been doing better since you sent in that notice of concern, but it really just made me realize that I was letting my act slip. I was cut free for two months beforehand, and that notice of concern pushed me into a state of depression I thought I would never have to see again. I was doing much better before.
Sincerely, It's funny how oblivious people are
Sincerely lines are not to be used as a second body for your post.
Sincerely, Dear Black Please Blank User
Dear hot guy,
You, sir, are very attractive. Therefore, I shall stare at you.
Sincerely, wink-wink sir
Thank you for staining every single sheet, blanket and pair of underwear that I own.
Sincerely, It looks like Tigger murdered Pooh on my bed.