O me, you juggler! You canker blossom! You thief of love! What, have you come by night and stolen my love's heart from him?
Please realize that signing away our gun rights doesn't make us happy even though we know that the U.N has no power
Sincerely, your an idiot
Did anyone else grow up on either Fractured Fairy Tales or the more disturbing [more original or original] fairy tales?
Sincerely, Curious Being
Please remember that I am 25. You are about 50 years early.
Sincerely, Hospitalised for 3 days and still can't breathe.
Please, Next time you are giving a tour of the house, I'd appreciate it if you would demonstrate how awesome your room is in a fashion that doesnt include banging on the wall and shouting how "no one can here a thing!"...
Sincerely, I wish your girlfriend wasn't staying over tonight
Please stop assuming all asians are smart. I am living proof that, that is not true.
Sincerely, yah mon.
Thanks for letting me know everything you are too scarred to tell others, I will always be there for you
Sincerely, boyfreind who knows hes trusted
Dear popular girl who bullied me in high school,
Thank you for liking my post on Facebook about me being down a dress size even though I'm still overweight. It meant more to me than you'll ever know.
Sincerely, faith restored and feeling confident
Please be more like psychology, where we learn the name of every single person who ever contributed anything to the subject.
Sincerely, student who could probably keep formulas in her head if she just knew WHY.
I love being different. I love being the only one who loves dogs. I love being the only one who hasn't seen Star Wars. I love being the only one that hates Disney. I love being the only one that doesn't care how stupid she looks. I love being the only one who will speak up when everybody stays quiet. I love being able to say I'm beautiful. I love being able to say that I'm not wearing makeup. I love to be able to say that I'm single and always have been. I really do. Now, can you?
Sincerely, I hope you can
Dear postural abnormality,
I really don't like how I always look like I have a beer gut because of you. However, thanks for making my calves look great.
Please show everyone in this crazy world your love. I know that you have a heart of love, and mercy. Please let your people show that love to everyone.
Sincerely, Your Daughter
Oh, you didn't realise I was offended? I'm sorry but wasn't I clear enough with "I'm offended that you told me to book in a mental institution because I believe in a 'magic sky fairy'"
Sincerely, you have no idea how much that hurt me.
Dear people who think all kids born '98+ are lost causes,
Actually, some of us don't have boyfriends or girlfriends, babysat for our phones, read and write every day, and know how to spell and use the parts of speech correctly. I know being bit in 1999 doesn't make me a 90s kid, but I still function properly.
Sincerely, thirteen-year-old girl who loves Harry Potter just as much as you.