Dear "Tomboys aren't girls in short shorts and tank tops all the time",
I happen to be a tomboy who loves wearing short shorts and is extremely fond of her tank tops. Doesn't make me any less of one.
Sincerely, so what?
Dear science teacher,
Thank you for putting a picture of grumpy cat on a slide show, a fan-drawn picture of Justin Bieber on our worksheet, and helping us study by using our Angry Birds scores as points!
Sincerely, this is my new favorite class!!
Please realize that virginity was a concept created by men to control women. There is no physical loss of anything when you 'lose' your virginity.
Sincerely, Teenage girl tired being accused of being a whore.
Drunk driving is stupid. Texting while driving is stupid. But texting while driving drunk?
Sincerely, you almost drove us straight into the barrier in the middle of the highway.
Please delete you search history before you let me use your iPhone
Sincerely, "free porn clips"
Please realize that you are the ones who are making the fuss between bikinis and underwear.
Sincerely, men love seeing a revealed girl, not what she's wearing. They are both the same to us.
Please consider how awesome the world would be if weight was as important to us as eye color. Sure, some people might be into one color more than others, and some might be more common. But nobody ever gossips about someone by saying, "eww, she has blue eyes".
Sincerely, Someone who wants this whole weight-debate to just become a non-issue
No, it was not because I plagiarized that you found my entire essay as one answer on WikiHow. I posted it there.
Dear Canadian girl riding a polar bear,
Shouldn't you be riding a moose to class?
Dear Mr. Owl,
Eat my tootsie pop one more time... I dare you...
Sincerely, that very angry kid
Dear new math teacher,
We get to use GRAPHING CALCULATORS on our TESTS????
Sincerely, I think I love this class.
Dear French speakers who say "Voldemort means escape from death",
"Volde" is Danish for cause, and in French and Latin, "Mort" means death. So Voldemort means "cause of death".
Sincerely, there's your answer
Dear best guy friend,
Thank you for practicing and preforming me "Bella's lullaby" because you knew my parents were divorcing and you knew I liked twilight.
Sincerely, Best friend who's a girl and wants to marry you.
In NY state its next to impossible for the father to get custody. Not with mom = not with kid.
Sincerely, A Father who loves his son more than he hates his baby mama
Dear Pretend Whovians,
Please quit saying Doctor Who like it is a name. You're saying it wrong. It's a tittle and not a name, okay? Say it wrong again and I will send a fleet of angry Daleks after you and all your posterity.
Sincerely, annoyed Whovians everywhere