Dear any boy who wishes to win my heart,
Please don't ever give me flowers, teddy bears, chocolates, or love songs. I will just get embarrassed and hide.
Sincerely, all I want is Triscuits
Thank you for being nothing like my Prince Charming
Sincerely, he doesn't even compare to you.
You shouldn't use that here
Sincerely, professor Oak
Dear People who want equality,
What happened to individuality?
Sincerely, two different things
Dear soul mate,
Please tell me that you are my soul mate when we meet and introduce ourselves.
Sincerely, your soul mate
Dear Every Girl Who Likes The Questionable Guy,
Yes, he's gay. But it will help you grow stronger. And he will be your best friend for the rest of your life.
Sincerely, Best Decision I've Ever Made
Dear almost boyfriend,
Please know that when you moved 8 hours away, my heart broke into a million little pieces...
Sincerely, your almost girlfriend who has cried herself to sleep many times because of that.
Dear girls who say they shouldn't have to cover their shoulders in school because it distracts boys,
Please realize that, like you, we also have a hormone called testosterone which does makes you destracting to us and it was proven if guys are around a girl they find attractive our IQ drops, also schools changed testing grammar and room decor and color to make girls test better.
Sincerely, a guy sick of the double standard
Dear people who have never dated even though their 15,
I have seen so many posts like that, and then it's about how their judged about it, and so they're losing faith in humanity. You do realize people used to be married already at that age, right?
Sincerely, just sayin
Dear Nemo ,
Why would you touch the butt?
Sincerely, all your viewers
Dear hipster dad,
Please tell me you will dress your child in argyle, socks, and glasses
Sincerely, start em young
Mom and Dad,
I never able to say my real feelings to both of you. It is complicated. I love you, yes. But I also hate you. I hate you Dad for avoiding me. You never said anything bad, you just make up excuses so we never get together. You're my hero and all but I just feel you're so distant these days. Mom, I hate that you think you love me unconditionally, but you don't get me. I know your intention is so nice, but why is it that when you said those words I feel hurt. I hate myself for unable to be the son you two can be proud of. I'm unconventional. I'm pro what you're against, and I'm against what you pro. But I'm still yours forever and you both are mine, and for the rest of my days I will choose to remember those moments where we all smile and laugh together.
Dear People who say "why doesn't Voldemort use magic to give himself a nose?",
He used magic to make his nose smaller, why would he put it back?
Sincerely, actually read Harry Potter
Please Help with your 25 pound 6 month old
Sincerely, You're not getting laid
Dear Mother who is making me go out for a sport next year,
NOOOO!!!! I don't wanna! I'm fat and lazy and anti-social and I hate running....Oh wait, chocolate you say? and a spa gift card?
Sincerely, Rethinking this "sports" thing