If you want to get girls read their books. Then ask who there favorite guy character and do the same romantic gestures.
Sincerely, You're welcome.
Dear "Oh you're still young you don't know what you want",
Please just stop. I've had to sit out of bio because the pregnancy and childbirth section sets me into hysteria. This isn't simply scary, it's panic-attack-terrifying.
Sincerely, I KNOW I don't want kids
Dear girls who call me a slut,
A slut? No, scuse you- I am THE slut. I am beautiful and I know I'm desirable and Im not ashamed of it. I'm sorry if you arent as confident as me to show off your body.
Sincerely, Nah, I like these shorts :)
Dear math teacher,
Please stop having us write full papers on our feelings. It's really pretty weird.
Sincerely, frustrated student who's in this for MATH, not English
Dear parents of small children,
Please pick me. I promise I don't bite, I keep myself very clean, I like having both people and animal friends, and I will love you for my entire life
Sincerely, the rat that you chose an angry hamster over
Dear people thinking a certain idea of racism is bad,
I'm from a country where gingerbread men are considered racist because they're brown.
Sincerely, a facepalming Swede
Dear tv channel playing the shining,
i appreciate you not censoring anything out but it would have been nice if you censored the part where the woman turned all gross and old
Sincerely, i was eating!
Please stop worrying about stupid things like if the cashier will think you don't bathe because you're buying soap. If that cashier even cares they are just going to think you ran out of soap like any normal person.
Sincerely, Logical Self
Dear College Campus and Acquaintances,
Please realize because my boyfriend is black and I'm white that it does not mean we are having sex all the time and I'm only dating him for his sexual prowess, in fact, we don't have sex at all due to our religious beliefs. We cuddle, play video games, and talk about random trivia.
Sincerely, the White Girlfriend
Dear people who think they are forever alone,
I used to think that about myself too. That was, until last night when I found out that my best friend/crush liked me back. I'm only a freshman in high school so I know that the chances we stay together are very little so if I can have this magic moment so young, I'm sure you will have it too.
Dear "adoption is an option",
Not every child gets adopted.
Sincerely, try again
Dear 9th grade English teacher who told me all books have a hidden sexual meaning and if I don't find it I'm not reading it properly.,
Thanks a lot. It's been 4 years and I still can't read without my mind morphing the book into something sexual.
Sincerely, "Let the creamy gravy ooze on the chicken breast" This cookbook is obviously about sex.
Dear cute white boy that I have a lot in common with,
I hope you can look past my skin color and see that I don't fit the black stereotype at all.
Sincerely, a girl who is more than meets the eye
Dear Girl Scouts of America,
Please reconsider and make an exception to your "we don't sell cookies outside of adult-oriented stores" rule just this once. It just makes so much sense.
Sincerely, a Colorado marijuana dispensary