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Dear younger students stressed about exams,
Please enjoy these years, exams really don't matter! Now excuse me while I go and stress about A Levels
Dear White teenage girls,
Please Stop wearing expensive rubber boots. Then refusing to step in puddles. C'mon you're fricken wearing river boots just do it!!
Dear Disney-loving Friends,
Please understand that because I didn't grow up on those movies, I don't have any emotional connection to them like you do. Stop getting mad at me for 'rewatching' them with you and not liking them. I'm too old to watch them for the first time and like them.
Dear Asperger's kid at school,
I know it must have been hard for you to hand out flowers to everyone you passed on campus today. But you dont know how much smiling at me and telling me how pretty I was meant to me. You might have saved my life.
Dear boy my friend set me up with,
Thank you for being so nice considering the fact that we've never met in person. I feel like I already know you :)
Dear everybody,
I don't care what your gender is.
Dear boyfriend of 6 years,
No, I'm not mad that you forgot my birthday once again. I'm heartbroken. I can't be mad about you not caring anymore, I don't have the energy.
Dear Sick Scientist,
If we can't helium, and we can't curium then we gotta burium
Dear parents,
Please stop reading my texts when I go to bed. My social life is none of your business.
Dear people who think vegetarians cannot eat eggs,
Chickens do not need a male to lay eggs. Of there is no male present the chicken will still lay eggs, they just won't be fertile. Non-fertile eggs= no babies. This is why some people don't consider eggs a meat.
Dear World,
Please call me sword horse from now on.
Dear world,
When did "suck" and "blow" stop being opposites?
Dear Diary,
I ate a unicorn today. It was tasty.
Dear Democrats,
Calling black Republicans "Uncle Toms" is racist. Your political affiliation does not give you license to be hateful to the people who disagree with you.
Dear teachers who think I'm ditching their classes,
Please understand I'm going through hell at home right now and you giving me an attitude isn't making it better.
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