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Dear band known as "fun.",
Please know that while I can't carry you there, I will CERTAINLY help you find your way back home.
Dear girls,
I don't love summer because I see you in skimpy bikinis, I love summer because I never need to wear a shirt
Dear Gay Rights Activists,
Please don't get pissed and lecture people who say "faggot" and then turn around and call black people "niggers."
Dear English teacher,
I hope you get fired after all the complaints are sent in.
Dear British People,
Americans may be fat.. But atleast we have toothbrushes.
Dear Christians and non-Christians everywhere,
Can we all just realize that there is obviously a fundamental difference in our understandings of Christianity, and take that into account in every discussion we have?
Dear Roca Labs,
The very fact that you slid a clause in your contacts that your customers can't complain about treatment (to the point of suing them if they visit a doctor that isn't in your pocket) is a huge red flag.
Dear Internet,
You have nothing on me, cos' tonight, I am going to sleep at 11.30 p.m.
Dear random guy,
Yes, he totally is my 2 year old son. Not my cousin who I'm babysitting
Dear Rude American,
Our 'Free' Health Care is not the sole reason our Alcohol prices are so high.
Dear "pick up to closest book and turn to page 45",
The firs complete sentance will describe your sex life
Dear classmates,
Thank you for "shipping" me and my crush!
Dear boy,
When you said that you thought we could kill Prince Joffrey together, I think I fell in love with you.
Dear Pokemon Gamer,
How is it possible to teach little Diglett "CUT" ? It doesn't have any mouth nor arms.
Dear Heaven,
Please welcome Tom Magliozzi (Car Talk Guy) soon
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