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Dear Aliens,
Please beam me up, I'm ready to leave this mad mess behind.
Dear Oreo,
Who do you think you're fooling? You are NOT milk's favorite cookie.
Dear People who only preach about "equality" for a certain group,
If the LGBT community can have Gay,Lesbian,Bi, or Trans parades, then I want to be able to have a Straight parade or no sexual orientation gets to have one. If the Black community gets a whole month dedicated to their history then there should also be a White, Hispanic, and also Asian History Months or no race gets one. If women want to be treated as equals to men then they also need to take on the responsibilities and consequences it comes with and not get favored in places like courts.
Dear boyfriend of 2 years,
The fact that you didn't even ACKNOWLEDGE our anniversary has me angry and disappointed in you, so don't play that "what did I do" card when I give you the cold shoulder tomorrow. Everyone even reminded you for a week.
Dear Brain,
Please shut up , he is yours
Dear Drawing Skills,
My doodles are turned into beautiful drawings, but my attempted masterpieces turn into illustrations not even worth the title of doodle?
Dear person who first ate an egg,
Who eats something that comes out of a chickens ass
Dear little sister,
No I will not tell you how long my periods are.
Dear child who used welfare for its correct purpose,
We are not upset about helping you. It is the druggies who will do nothing but take the free stuff because it is easier than working
Dear professor,
If it's not an online course, please do not put 100% of the material online.
Dear English teachers,
Today I graded papers for my own teacher as I already read the book. The test they had was open book and about 5 out of 7 failed.
Dear roommate,
WAit, wait, wait, back up. YOU are upset with ME because MY safe, where I keep all of MY personal documents and MY emergency fund, was locked and YOU couldn't get in? What POSSIBLE reason could there be for you to need to be in there, at all?!
Dear cat,
Please do not sleep on my last pair of clean underwear.
Dear Wrists,
Stop clicking.
Dear guy who stands up for me when other guys call me 'fag',
Please don't turn around and start labeling everything you see 'gay'
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