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Dear "How would you like to die?",
I want to fall asleep peacefully, like my grandfather did.
Dear Health Teacher,
Thank you for informing us that "Consuming too much alcohol usually causes you to vomit out of your mouth."
Dear Peter pan,
You call it pixie dust, I call it crack!
Dear "Wanna come bungy jumping?",
Dude, I came into this world because of broken rubber I'm not going out that way too.
Dear Bible app,
Please tell me how you have an update!!!
Dear roommate,
Sorry you had to find me naked in the hallway conversing with our hatstand.
Dear teachers,
Students give you apples for a reason
Dear friend whom I don't know very well,
Please forgive me for being awkward around you. You didn't do anything wrong...
Dear Top Hooker,
Oh, you're a fishing competition!
Dear Nutella I just got on my elbow,
Thanks for the help. Turns out all you need is proper motivation.
Dear person checking behind the curtain for serial killers,
DO YOU MIND?!?
Dear society,
People are a lot like Crayons; all the colours taste the same.
Dear anyone whose interested,
If you say "beer can" with a British accent, you're saying "bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
Dear Students using Wikipedia,
I hope you know that I got on and changed the page about Hilter. It was however amusing that half of you wrote that Hilter was in a secret relationship with one of his Nazi commanders.
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