If you quit your job, they'll never be able to fire you
Sincerely, your logic
Dear person accusing me behind my back,
Please note that carefully restraining my son during a temper tantrum is NOT abuse. If I'm not much mistaken, it is rather more frowned upon to allow a child to hurt himself or others! You are only here a few hours per month. You have not seen him bash his head into the wall when angry, or try to bite himself or me, or kick me in the 8-months-pregnant belly. Don't shoot your mouth off without facts.
Sincerely, Frustrated parent
Pics or it didn't happen.
It has been 9 days, go away.
Sincerely, the poor teenager you are slowly murdering
You're putting too much responsibility on your part time workers. We're all university students, we can't afford to pick up extra hours and do work for you outside of our scheduled shifts. Hell, some of your staff are working 30 hours a week on top of their classes, and they ended up failing their finals as a result.
Sincerely, an employee standing up for her fellow students/coworkers
Dear best friend,
You make falling in love feel so good.
Sincerely, who cares if you don't love me back
Dear bipolar friend,
I love you, I really do. But our mental illnesses aren't compatible, and I can't be your therapist 24/7. It triggers my anxiety to the point where I can't function.
Sincerely, your friend with a severe anxiety disorder
Dear pregnant best friend,
Please know that I absolutely do not hate you. I am however, jealous of you. And as happy as I am for you, I'm sad for me. I hope you could find a way to understand.
Sincerely, infertile and frustrated
Thanks to you I wasn't stranded in the middle of nowhere for forgetting to turn off my headlights. You were seriously god sent.
Sincerely, the person who just got their license
Dear ex best friend,
Please understand that I am not trying to ignore you , but you abandoning me after I was raped really hurt and caused a lot of problems for me. I'm just trying to do what's best for me. I'm sorry.
Sincerely, your ex best friend who hopes you don't hate her
Dear random boners,
Stop. Just stop.
Sincerely, Guys Everywhere
Dear 'Friendzoned' people,
Please... Just stop. I've had to explain to seven girls now why I'm not mad that they rejected me. Stop blaming people when they aren't attracted to your ugly face.
Sincerely, Someone who doesn't get mad when people don't want to date him.
Dear maths teacher,
Please realise that we aren't college students who can understand and write every thing down in 0.02 seconds. Wish you knew that...
Sincerely, weren't you ever a student?!
Dear young girls,
Please don't think that anyone's telling you you can't go into science. Just because there's more boys doesn't mean you can't do just as well, if not better. Go and bridge that gap! Break down those walls! You go, girl! Kick some butt!
Sincerely, A girl studying biology and LOVING IT! :)
Please stop coming up with new medical problems for me to have every semester. I'm only 21, I shouldn't be getting tested for rheumatoid arthritis.
Sincerely, Really tired of going to the doctor all the time