How does hitler tie his shoes?
Sincerely, with little natzis!
Please let me come along next time you go underwear shopping. Even when I specifically told you EXACTLY what kind of underwear to buy and that I did NOT care how expensive they were and if they didn't have that kind, don't bother to get any, and especially what kind I didn't like and you came home with the EXACT kind I didn't like that you spent MY money on and then you acted all frustrated when I didn't like them...
Sincerely, extremely frustrated daughter
You know you're under pressure when you seriously consider suicide after failing an assignment at university.
Sincerely, First World Problems.
Dear People of the Earth,
Please give me your energy!
Dear current students,
FYI, as long as you pass all your classes and avoid getting a suspension/expelled, you can literally do whatever you want in school until you start high school with no lasting repercussions.
Sincerely, someone who wishes she'd figured that out 20 years ago.
Dear Men Chasing me,
Please,contin- oh wait. There are none of you.
Sincerely, this just got really awkward for me.
Dear Step Brother,
Please stop masturbating in the middle of the night
Sincerely, these walls aren't sound proof.
Dear gay people,
If I hide the fact that I'm straight, what is "the closet" called?
Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Dear future soul mate,
i wont care what you look like, how much you make, what your home life is. if you make me happy that is all that matters. and if you propose to me get me a ring pop. i dont want expensive jewelry because money will not define our feelings.
Sincerely, and make sure you put the ring pop in a pokeball too :)
Why is my room so bright? I swear I turned off that lamp...
Sincerely, Oh hi Mom, why are you up so late? You have work at...8am. Oh.
Dear Confederation of Evil Sorcerers,
Sauron and Voldemort already lost their turn. When can I have a go?
Sincerely, the Imperial Wizard
If 1993 was part of the 90's then are you part of the 10's
Sincerely, don't know what to call you...
Dear person who called me a whore for wearing a tampon,
Should I start calling you a baby? Because pads feel like diapers when I wear them.
Sincerely, I enjoy putting in a tampon as much as you enjoy wearing your pad