SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Helena,
O me, you juggler! You canker blossom! You thief of love! What, have you come by night and stolen my love's heart from him?
Dear Obama,
Please realize that signing away our gun rights doesn't make us happy even though we know that the U.N has no power
Dear Commentors,
Did anyone else grow up on either Fractured Fairy Tales or the more disturbing [more original or original] fairy tales?
Dear pneumonia,
Please remember that I am 25. You are about 50 years early.
Dear Dad,
Please, Next time you are giving a tour of the house, I'd appreciate it if you would demonstrate how awesome your room is in a fashion that doesnt include banging on the wall and shouting how "no one can here a thing!"...
Dear Society,
Please stop assuming all asians are smart. I am living proof that, that is not true.
Dear Girldfreind,
Thanks for letting me know everything you are too scarred to tell others, I will always be there for you
Dear popular girl who bullied me in high school,
Thank you for liking my post on Facebook about me being down a dress size even though I'm still overweight. It meant more to me than you'll ever know.
Dear math,
Please be more like psychology, where we learn the name of every single person who ever contributed anything to the subject.
Dear Everybody,
I love being different. I love being the only one who loves dogs. I love being the only one who hasn't seen Star Wars. I love being the only one that hates Disney. I love being the only one that doesn't care how stupid she looks. I love being the only one who will speak up when everybody stays quiet. I love being able to say I'm beautiful. I love being able to say that I'm not wearing makeup. I love to be able to say that I'm single and always have been. I really do. Now, can you?
Dear postural abnormality,
I really don't like how I always look like I have a beer gut because of you. However, thanks for making my calves look great.
Dear God,
Please show everyone in this crazy world your love. I know that you have a heart of love, and mercy. Please let your people show that love to everyone.
Dear 'friend',
Oh, you didn't realise I was offended? I'm sorry but wasn't I clear enough with "I'm offended that you told me to book in a mental institution because I believe in a 'magic sky fairy'"
Dear people who think all kids born '98+ are lost causes,
Actually, some of us don't have boyfriends or girlfriends, babysat for our phones, read and write every day, and know how to spell and use the parts of speech correctly. I know being bit in 1999 doesn't make me a 90s kid, but I still function properly.
Dear World,
Please realize that real Christains don't hate homosexuals, we hate homosexual acts.
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