Dear younger students stressed about exams,
Please enjoy these years, exams really don't matter! Now excuse me while I go and stress about A Levels
Sincerely, a sixth former who wants to help
Dear White teenage girls,
Please Stop wearing expensive rubber boots. Then refusing to step in puddles. C'mon you're fricken wearing river boots just do it!!
Dear Disney-loving Friends,
Please understand that because I didn't grow up on those movies, I don't have any emotional connection to them like you do. Stop getting mad at me for 'rewatching' them with you and not liking them. I'm too old to watch them for the first time and like them.
Sincerely, It's the same reason you guys don't like Ed Edd N Eddy.
Dear Asperger's kid at school,
I know it must have been hard for you to hand out flowers to everyone you passed on campus today. But you dont know how much smiling at me and telling me how pretty I was meant to me. You might have saved my life.
Sincerely, no longer suicidal.
Dear boy my friend set me up with,
Thank you for being so nice considering the fact that we've never met in person. I feel like I already know you :)
Sincerely, your prom date (and possible girlfriend?)
I don't care what your gender is.
Sincerely, I'm calling you sweetheart.
Dear boyfriend of 6 years,
No, I'm not mad that you forgot my birthday once again. I'm heartbroken. I can't be mad about you not caring anymore, I don't have the energy.
Sincerely, we literally were talking about my birthday less than 24 hours ago.
Dear Sick Scientist,
If we can't helium, and we can't curium then we gotta burium
Sincerely, stupid but funny chemistry comic on the wall
Please stop reading my texts when I go to bed. My social life is none of your business.
Sincerely, your teenage daughter who just wants a little privacy!
Dear people who think vegetarians cannot eat eggs,
Chickens do not need a male to lay eggs. Of there is no male present the chicken will still lay eggs, they just won't be fertile. Non-fertile eggs= no babies. This is why some people don't consider eggs a meat.
Sincerely, a girl who grew up raising chickens.
Please call me sword horse from now on.
Sincerely, formerly known to as unicorn
When did "suck" and "blow" stop being opposites?
Sincerely, vacuum cleaners
I ate a unicorn today. It was tasty.
Calling black Republicans "Uncle Toms" is racist. Your political affiliation does not give you license to be hateful to the people who disagree with you.
Sincerely, Sensible Americans