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Dear fat lady at the movies yelling at my dad,
He said he was sorry!
Dear girl next to me in class,
Please stop saying that everyone is equal in America and that minorities need to just "get over it."
Dear anorexia ,
I just ate a whole pie
Dear teacher saying hi to me in the hall,
I know you are a cool teacher but you are still a teacher.
Dear people,
Please know there air is there so the chips dont break and crumble
Dear Mother,
I told you that I was scared to be in my own home because of your fiance and all you do is yell at me.
Dear Driver of a Silver Prius,
Please forgive me for putting a tiny dent in your car when I opened my door. I don't have insurance and my parents wouldn't let me tell you because we couldn't afford to have it fixed. :(
Dear homophobes,
He who has no sin, be the first to throw a stone.
Dear guys,
Please do not make that face when we say "How may I serve you?" and "My pleasure."
Dear Person,
You turn me on so much, but whenever you do that you really push my buttons.
Dear mind,
Please get yourselves together and don't drift away ever again.
Dear Americans,
What the hell is Gatorade??
Dear lady,
Please don't tell me I need makeup to be beautiful. You see the scars on my arm. You know I'm fragile and have little self-esteem.
Dear Forever Alone Guy,
If you are lonely, get a cat.
Dear Overly Affectionate Downstairs Neighbour,
Seriously? Are you not finished yet? Give your lady parts a break.
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