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Dear McDonalds,
Thank you for not serving hotdogs. I don't think I could order a super-sized McWeiner with a straight face.
Dear Ariel,
Sebastian didn't want you to become human because you're a ginger and would easily get burnt by the sun.
Dear Nanny McPhee,
You're just an ugly version of me.
Dear Michael Buble,
Please don't sing Santa Baby.
Dear movie makers,
Now that you've done sparkling vampires, time to do glow-in-the-dark zombies.
Dear olive oil,
Slut!
Dear boyfriend,
What?
Dear Bra,
Thanks for being there for me when Pocket wasn't.
Dear wild cherry Pepsi,
Is there a domestic cherry Pepsi?
Dear tampon companies,
Is it really necessary to have the warning "Always remove the last tampon at the end of your period" printed on the box?
Dear indecisive friends,
How about you play "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock" to decide?
Dear Psychology class,
Thanks for the tips.
Dear football players,
You may make the cheerleaders show up but we decide when they dance.
Dear girls who use the period excuse every gym class,
I think you need to see a doctor if you have your period this much.
Dear Little Mermaid,
I think you being my favorite childhood movie is why the thought of eating fish disgusts me.
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