Dear Cleaning industries,
Make a disinfectant that kills .01% of germs, and then tell the buyer to buy your other disinfectant that kills 99.99% of germs and use them together to kill all of the germs.
Sincerely, I'd buy it...
Please tell me how it went from BRB to YOLOSOSMENOGIGYSAE
Sincerely, how do people come up with these things??
Please stop sending books
Sincerely, all people in war over religion
Dear writer's block,
I know you have helped me with my school work, but I need my space.
Sincerely, it's not you, it's me.
Dear any boy who wishes to win my heart,
Please don't ever give me flowers, teddy bears, chocolates, or love songs. I will just get embarrassed and hide.
Sincerely, all I want is Triscuits
Dear boy who walks with me after math class,
No, I did not know that giraffes die if they throw up.
Sincerely, but you've got serious potential.
Please relize that red hair is a mutation, and that is a form of evolution. Therefore, as long as gingers keep having sex and don't have abortions, they can not become extinct.
Sincerely, humans might all be gingers one day; think about it.
Dear boy who I asked to prom and rejected me,
I am going to become an engineer, make tons of money, and find a guy who loves me for me.
Sincerely, I went alone to prom
You shouldn't use that here
Sincerely, professor Oak
Please continue making me live with a dangerous older brother, who is a legal adult who you don't HAVE to house, feed, pay the bills to keep him from getting sued, and letting me live my adolescence locked in my bedroom scared for my safety.
Sincerely, your other son
Dear People Who Complain About Spelling and Grammer,
U r lyk the whyn conasewers ov th inglish luggage. Keep it up. Your reactions are hillarious.
Sincerely, A Certain Blundering Troll
Dear overgrown boys who came through the drive through yesterday,
Please remember we sell burgers, not women.
Sincerely, no I will not give you a 360.
Dear Boy Scouts,,
Please stop teaching boys that gay people are aliens.
Sincerely, just let them in
Dear girls who say they shouldn't have to cover their shoulders in school because it distracts boys,
Please realize that, like you, we also have a hormone called testosterone which does makes you destracting to us and it was proven if guys are around a girl they find attractive our IQ drops, also schools changed testing grammar and room decor and color to make girls test better.
Sincerely, a guy sick of the double standard
Dear people who glorify being in college and spending weekends with their significant others building pillow forts and watching Disney movies,
While this is indeed fun, perhaps consider that instead of using these activities as an alternative to sex, you could have sex in said pillow fort.
Sincerely, it's not ruining childhood, it's embellishing it. (Also, there's already cushioning on the floors)