Dear fat lady at the movies yelling at my dad,
He said he was sorry!
Sincerely, he got that limp in the army protecting your fat a**
Dear girl next to me in class,
Please stop saying that everyone is equal in America and that minorities need to just "get over it."
Sincerely, the gay guy sitting next to you.
Dear anorexia ,
I just ate a whole pie
Sincerely, I regret nothing!
Dear teacher saying hi to me in the hall,
I know you are a cool teacher but you are still a teacher.
Sincerely, this is awkward.
Please know there air is there so the chips dont break and crumble
Sincerely, potato chip companies
I told you that I was scared to be in my own home because of your fiance and all you do is yell at me.
Sincerely, Daughter moving out and considering calling the cops for your own safty
Dear Driver of a Silver Prius,
Please forgive me for putting a tiny dent in your car when I opened my door. I don't have insurance and my parents wouldn't let me tell you because we couldn't afford to have it fixed. :(
Sincerely, my parents won't let me do the right thing and it's eating me up inside
He who has no sin, be the first to throw a stone.
Please do not make that face when we say "How may I serve you?" and "My pleasure."
Sincerely, female Chick Fil A employees with no choice
You turn me on so much, but whenever you do that you really push my buttons.
Please get yourselves together and don't drift away ever again.
Sincerely, trying to get some positive results by hard work
What the hell is Gatorade??
Sincerely, a confused Irish girl
Please don't tell me I need makeup to be beautiful. You see the scars on my arm. You know I'm fragile and have little self-esteem.
Sincerely, leave me alone. Trying to be positive
Dear Forever Alone Guy,
If you are lonely, get a cat.
Sincerely, Crazy Cat Lady