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Dear bespectacled dark-haired friend and ginger friend,
Just finished reading Harry Potter series. On a completely unrelated note, I also figured out why we get all those weird stares when we hang out together...
Dear ex-boyfriend,
I bet you feel really stupid for dumping me now.
Dear guy who just called me a lesbian,
Yes I am.
Dear Obama,
I'm not sure we can fix it...
Dear web MD symptom checker,
"Abdomen pain made worse by swallowing chemicals or poison?"
Dear bartender,
Could I get an Bin Laden?
Dear U.S. government,
My teacher taught me that "pro" and "con" are opposites. So wouldn't the opposite of progress be...?
Dear middle schools that start with "P",
So your schools initials are PMS? And your cheerleaders cheer for PMS?
Dear cute guy i stalked on Facebook,
Oops, forgot I wasn't supposed to know that...
Dear girls,
You complain that you can't take your shirt off on a hot day like boys can. But please know that you are more than welcome to.
Dear cupcake,
You are us with too much makeup on, and you dare call us the ugly ones!
Dear Washington D.C.,
Calm down, it was just an earthquake. These things happen.
Dear cashier,
When I asked if you could check me out I meant my groceries....
Dear burglar,
Please know that that "purse" you just stole was actually a diaper bag.
Dear random person who just asked if I was emo,
I wear mostly black and don't talk much...
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