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Dear ancestry.com,
So you're telling me that my great grandmother' maiden name is Riddle?
Dear people who say love can't be found when you're young,
I just attended a wedding of 2 people who have been together since the 4th grade, never broken up and still in love.
Dear Ginny,
Thank you for not trying to go any further than kissing with Harry until you were married.
Dear friend with really neat handwriting,
I love watching you write.
Dear military dad,
Thank you for teaching me to "leave no trace." It worked out in my benefit.
Dear male health teacher,
Really we're going over this?! TODAY!
Dear family I babysit for's really nice dog,
I just wanted to thank you for growling viciously and barking at the door when the creepy guy came up to the door.
Dear homework,
I'm not ignoring you; I just choose to believe that you just don't exist until after 10:30 pm.
Dear spammers,
Do I look like I need a penis enlargement?
Dear boys,
Please understand, we think about sex a lot too.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Why do Harry Potter characters measure their wands in inches if they live in England?
Dear America,
You know something's wrong when the pizza gets here before the ambulance...
Dear people who like random facts,
Malia and Sasha Obama go to the same school that Bill Nye the Science Guy did.
Dear kids of today,
You will never know the feeling of pushing a VHS tape into a VCR.
Dear friend,
If I touch your face and my finger changes to a a whole new shade, you're wearing too much make-up.
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