Dear customers who leave unwanted items laying around,
THANK YOU, SOOOO MUCH
Sincerely, tired, pregnant woman, who doesn't want to cashier for the last hour of a double shift
Dear DC comics,
Please be aware that by making Wally West African-American you have taken away one of the few ginger superheroes and have greatly offended us.
Sincerely, You have been warned. -The Weasleys
Dear people who call retail stores,
You called me with the question, how can you say i dont sound comfident in my answer?
Sincerely, do you even know what store you're in?
Dear presidential candidates,
Please don't allow creationism to be taught in science classrooms.
Sincerely, Not Voting for You if you do
Dear X chromosomes,
Why did you have to make me colorblind?
Sincerely, stopping at go lights.
Dear other woman in the restroom,
Please stop harassing me about not washing my hands. I am allergic to an ingredient that found in most soaps.
Sincerely, the look you're giving me is dirtier than my hands may be.
Dear cute boy in class,
Please be patient. I think you're amazing, but you can't imagine how rough life's been to me lately.
Sincerely, that dorm is my ninth bedroom in the last year
Dear Tinder Boys,
Please stop posting pictures of yourselves smoking cigars. It looks like you're sucking on a big fat phallus
Sincerely, Tinder Girls
PMS is based on chemicals in your body. Not hindsight bias/social construct.
Sincerely, also a psych student
So, you think I'm being and selfish and irresponsible because I didn't attend your daughter's wedding shower? Well maybe if anyone had bothered to tell me about it, I would have been there.
Sincerely, Out of the loop bridesmaid
Dear 13 year old Daughter,
I am thankful that I got a daughter with great music taste. Clearly something went right, please never change.
Sincerely, Gladly watching you play along to T Rex
Dear person who said PMS was all in our head,
I wasn't told I was going to be bent over in agonizing pain for three days because of cramps
Sincerely, It's not "just in our heads"
The only time I have penis envy is whilst waiting in long bathroom lines.
Sincerely, Happy with my femininity
The fact that you made me make you a tea with not only whipped cream but marshmallows as well makes me feel both queasy and sick.
Sincerely, saying 'It's my version of a cappuccino' just makes it worse
Please forgive me for being a Feminist Killjoy. I was under the impression that a class focusing on sexism, racism, and homophobia would draw people who care about those things.
Sincerely, why would you even sign up for this class?