Please beam me up, I'm ready to leave this mad mess behind.
Sincerely, little or preferably NO probing, please.
Who do you think you're fooling? You are NOT milk's favorite cookie.
Sincerely, Chips Ahoy
Dear People who only preach about "equality" for a certain group,
If the LGBT community can have Gay,Lesbian,Bi, or Trans parades, then I want to be able to have a Straight parade or no sexual orientation gets to have one. If the Black community gets a whole month dedicated to their history then there should also be a White, Hispanic, and also Asian History Months or no race gets one. If women want to be treated as equals to men then they also need to take on the responsibilities and consequences it comes with and not get favored in places like courts.
Sincerely, The person who sees inequality everywhere
Dear boyfriend of 2 years,
The fact that you didn't even ACKNOWLEDGE our anniversary has me angry and disappointed in you, so don't play that "what did I do" card when I give you the cold shoulder tomorrow. Everyone even reminded you for a week.
Sincerely, you seriously fucked up.
Please shut up , he is yours
Sincerely, paranoid girl whose afraid to lose him
Dear Drawing Skills,
My doodles are turned into beautiful drawings, but my attempted masterpieces turn into illustrations not even worth the title of doodle?
Sincerely, people are expecting something better with my artwork after they've seen my textbooks...
Dear person who first ate an egg,
Who eats something that comes out of a chickens ass
Sincerely, confused and disturbed person
Dear little sister,
No I will not tell you how long my periods are.
Sincerely, oh you mean school periods, whoops!
Dear child who used welfare for its correct purpose,
We are not upset about helping you. It is the druggies who will do nothing but take the free stuff because it is easier than working
Sincerely, so proud that you got out.
If it's not an online course, please do not put 100% of the material online.
Sincerely, student who signed up solely because it was not an online or hybrid course.
Dear English teachers,
Today I graded papers for my own teacher as I already read the book. The test they had was open book and about 5 out of 7 failed.
Sincerely, how do you do it?
WAit, wait, wait, back up. YOU are upset with ME because MY safe, where I keep all of MY personal documents and MY emergency fund, was locked and YOU couldn't get in? What POSSIBLE reason could there be for you to need to be in there, at all?!
Sincerely, Good to know you're a klepto
Please do not sleep on my last pair of clean underwear.
Sincerely, going commando today.
Sincerely, Just finished 10 ft long Doctor Who scarf