Dear band known as "fun.",
Please know that while I can't carry you there, I will CERTAINLY help you find your way back home.
I don't love summer because I see you in skimpy bikinis, I love summer because I never need to wear a shirt
Sincerely, Self Proclaimed Narcissistic Douche
Dear Gay Rights Activists,
Please don't get pissed and lecture people who say "faggot" and then turn around and call black people "niggers."
Sincerely, a concerned individual
Dear English teacher,
I hope you get fired after all the complaints are sent in.
Sincerely, you just threatened to kill your students
Dear British People,
Americans may be fat.. But atleast we have toothbrushes.
Dear Christians and non-Christians everywhere,
Can we all just realize that there is obviously a fundamental difference in our understandings of Christianity, and take that into account in every discussion we have?
Sincerely, a Christian girl who just realized herself that an unbeliever, by definition, hasn't experienced the
Dear Roca Labs,
The very fact that you slid a clause in your contacts that your customers can't complain about treatment (to the point of suing them if they visit a doctor that isn't in your pocket) is a huge red flag.
Sincerely, raising the Streisand flag against your legal thuggery
You have nothing on me, cos' tonight, I am going to sleep at 11.30 p.m.
Sincerely, world-class lingerer
Dear random guy,
Yes, he totally is my 2 year old son. Not my cousin who I'm babysitting
Sincerely, I am 14!
Dear Rude American,
Our 'Free' Health Care is not the sole reason our Alcohol prices are so high.
Sincerely, Do you seriously think that?
Dear "pick up to closest book and turn to page 45",
The firs complete sentance will describe your sex life
Sincerely, It wasnt over, it seemed like it should have been, i wanted it to be, but noooooooo.
Thank you for "shipping" me and my crush!
Sincerely, maybe he'll take the hint
When you said that you thought we could kill Prince Joffrey together, I think I fell in love with you.
Dear Pokemon Gamer,
How is it possible to teach little Diglett "CUT" ? It doesn't have any mouth nor arms.
Sincerely, Inquisitive Chum