Dear girl sitting behind me,
Wanting to gain weight doesn't give you the right to treat me like I have a mental illness. There are things I want to do rather than trying ridiculous diets that society recommends.
Sincerely, the underweight girl trying to reach the minimum weight requirement so she can donate blood
Please don't be ashamed you dropped out of high school when you were 16 and had to get your GED. To me, you're the person who got her MBA and now teaches at a world class university.
Sincerely, your daughter
Dear anyone and everyone reading this,
you are awesome and deserve a piece of pizza.
Sincerely, someone binge eating pizza and looking at DBPB till 2 am.....
Dear people of the internet,
A PSA: If you get drunk and have sex with another drunk person, that's not rape, that's just bad decision making because they couldn't consent either. If you are ever in the regrettable position of wishing you hadn't done that, please don't try to report it as a rape because that's how we create a culture where actual rape victims get dismissed as lying. I'm sorry you're embarrassed, but handle it like a grownup.
Please stop taking me for granted. I am a woman, not a mop.
Sincerely, your girlfriend
Please don't ignore your daughter while we're gone. Shes worried us going to college means she's going to be all alone. You can't just say you don't know how to treat a teenage girl and just ignore her. You treat her like a person. She likes football, video games, and chemistry. She never flips out or screams. She's rational and smart, but thinks her father doesn't love her. Go talk to her.
Sincerely, your older twin sons
It's not that I have no sympathy for people with cancer; I just can't see how you coming to work in your pyjamas is going to help them.
Sincerely, your baffled coworker
Thanks for trying to be "supportive", but he's my husband, and I am his. We don't have to call each other "partners".
Sincerely, political correctness is fine, but we don't need correcting.
Dear Baby Changing Stations,
Please stop showing up in the handicapped washroom stalls. I know you need to be somewhere, but it's the only stall I can use and I have to pee!!!
Sincerely, Not blaming the moms changing their babies, just the designers of the washrooms
Please stop harassing me with pictures of aborted fetuses on my campus. I will always support a woman's right to choose. And asking me "how do you feel" is unnecessay.
Sincerely, "Feeling Fine thanks, yourself?"
Thank you for always pushing me with my music.
Sincerely, I wish you could see me now
Dear everyone who doesn't believe they're beautiful,
Please remember that the butterfly can't see its own wings
Sincerely, those of us who do see your beauty
Dear people who call me spoiled for having a brand new Mac laptop,
I actually had to pay $300 of my own money towards the whole cost.
Sincerely, Teen just trying to write my fanfictions and do schoolwork.
Please understand that even though you hate your husband, I don't hate my father. You got off the phone after doing nothing but screaming obscenities and told me he got in a wreck. Then, when I asked if he was okay, yelled at me for asking and said you didn't care. Don't get mad that I called until someone answered.
Sincerely, I'll be spending my days at the hospital
Dear jerks at school,
She shouldn't have had to transfer schools because of how much you tormented her for getting pregnant. She's amazing and can't you see how much she's going through? Why make her go through it alone?
Sincerely, the guy who got her pregnant.