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SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Ex-Girlfriend,
Please let me comfort you right now. The child in your stomach is mine too.
Dear Innocent Friend,
Please stay innocent. It's funny when you can't understand our jokes.
Dear Marines,
Please know that I was the one who bought your lunch today at Applebee's.
Dear Mom,
If you want me to clean my room, fine. Just don't look in my closet later.
Dear (some) black people,
It really isn't the white people's fault; try working hard.
Dear Mom,
Please stop crying. I promise I love you. I just really don't like physical contact, hugs included.
Dear annoying girl in my class,
Please shut up. I don't care that you think that I 'could have killed you'. I accidentally threw a baseball near your ankle. It really wasn't necessary to threaten to throw a shotput at my head.
To the girl complaining about not seeing her boyfriend:,
Please stop. He has a basketball game. You're seeing him later. Stop saying you're depressed because he isn't by your side and be happy.
Dear cats,
Please get your butt out of my face.
Dear everyone I went to primary school with,
You were all right. Me and my boy best friend didn't stay 'just friends'. We live together now
Dear women who say men shouldn't be grossed out by periods,
It is pretty gross.
Dear girl at the bar,
Please understand just because I was in the marines does not mean I support war, guns and killing people.
Dear brother,
Please realize that even though I miss your old girlfriend of five years, I will eventually warm up to your new one.
Dear liver,
Please forgive me for last night
Dear Global Themes Teacher,
Please NEVER change the seating chart!
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