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Dear Mother,
Please let me come along next time you go underwear shopping. Even when I specifically told you EXACTLY what kind of underwear to buy and that I did NOT care how expensive they were and if they didn't have that kind, don't bother to get any, and especially what kind I didn't like and you came home with the EXACT kind I didn't like that you spent MY money on and then you acted all frustrated when I didn't like them...
Dear World,
You know you're under pressure when you seriously consider suicide after failing an assignment at university.
Dear People of the Earth,
Please give me your energy!
Dear current students,
FYI, as long as you pass all your classes and avoid getting a suspension/expelled, you can literally do whatever you want in school until you start high school with no lasting repercussions.
Dear Men Chasing me,
Please,contin- oh wait. There are none of you.
Dear Step Brother,
Please stop masturbating in the middle of the night
Dear genetics,
Why couldn't I be born with pink hair?
Dear gay people,
If I hide the fact that I'm straight, what is "the closet" called?
Dear world,
Unicorns can't fly. I can't fly. Therefore, I am a unicorn.
Dear person who called me a whore for wearing a tampon,
Should I start calling you a baby? Because pads feel like diapers when I wear them.
Dear future soul mate,
i wont care what you look like, how much you make, what your home life is. if you make me happy that is all that matters. and if you propose to me get me a ring pop. i dont want expensive jewelry because money will not define our feelings.
Dear Sims3,
Why is my room so bright? I swear I turned off that lamp...
Dear people,
I was wrong. I was wrong about racism in America. I know that now, and I'm ready to make a change. I just wanted you to know that I've learned so much, and there IS hope.
Dear Confederation of Evil Sorcerers,
Sauron and Voldemort already lost their turn. When can I have a go?
Dear 2013,
If 1993 was part of the 90's then are you part of the 10's
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