Dear World,
Turtles that lose their shells are naked AND homeless, but most importantly, they are also dead.
Sincerely, the spines are attached to the shells.
Dear we took a poll and no woman feels good in a bikini,
AMEN SISTA!
Sincerely, average women everywhere
Dear mom who thinks I'm a lesbian,
I'm just fat and undesirable, that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Sincerely, I know you'd still love me, but I'm straight
Dear kids at my friends mosque,
Please quit looking at me every time your pastor says Christian.
Sincerely, just because I'm white, doesn't mean I'm Christian
Dear society,
We took a poll. None of us - I repeat, NONE of us - feel comfortable in a bikini. Skinny, curvy, or otherwise.
Sincerely, girls
Dear Everyone,
Just a friendly reminder that your crush showers naked.
Sincerely, You're welcome.
Dear boyfriend,
Please explain to me how I'm "manlier" than you.
Sincerely, I just showed you how to check the oil and change the spark plugs
Dear smoking person I passed on my bike this morning,
Please forgive me for fake coughing. That was a seriously jerky move on my part. I have habits just as bad and worse; it's not my place to judge you.
Sincerely, guilty passerby
Dear really creepy old man,
No, I would not like to get off at this bus stop with you.
Sincerely, scared out of my mind!
Dear Christians,
You have extremists, we have Richard Dawkins.
Sincerely, The Athiests
Dear American high schools,
Hi. I live in England. In my school, the nerds and the geeks are at the top of the popularity heirarchy, and the ones with too much make-up are looked down on. In our school, there is very little problem with racism since at least quarter of students have English as their second language. Yet our school's reputation is one of the worst you will ever see.
Sincerely, it doesn't make sense to me either, but I like it!
Dear Qur’an 9:5,
Make ready to slaughter his sons for the guilt of their fathers; Lest they rise and posses the earth, and fill the breadth of the world with tyrants. (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)
Sincerely, Christians are mean too
Dear person who mentioned my crush showers naked,
Well thanks... a lot
Sincerely, blushing now
Dear Boys,
There's a reason it's called Hershey
Sincerely, Give it to HER during her period, and SHE won't kill you
Dear world,
Please don't think Mormons are terrible people because we try to share our beliefs. We truly believe they are try and we want to share that with you. It's not because we think you are lesser, it is because we honestly think our religion can make anyone's life better
Sincerely, an honest Mormon
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