Curiosity never killed me. Let me show you how it's done...
Our balls are bigger than yours!
Sincerely, the girl's softball team.
Dear 'when life gives you lemons',
Squeeze them in the wounds of your enemies.
Sincerely, survival of the fittest.
Dear girls making kissy faces,
You're just jealous.
Sincerely, the ducks.
Dear "popular kid",
If you're "cooler" than me, doesn't that make me "hotter" than you?
Sincerely, just saying.
Dear inventor of tampons ,
Please tell me you're not a guy.
Sincerely, now I'm creeped out!
Please bring me coal for Christmas.
Sincerely, the United States of America.
Please stop saying "OMG!" all the time. I hate prank calls.
Dear ignorant person that told me that clarinets are gay,
Elton John is gay, a clarinet is a clarinet.
Sincerely, I'm a band student, and you're an idiot.
Isn't it amazing what we can do when the PlayStation network is down?
Sincerely, acuctally did my homework for once!
Thanks for yelling at me throughout my whole childhood, it makes my former marine corps lacrosse coach look like he was talking to me sweetly.
Sincerely, you would have made a great drill instructor!
"Please" and "thank you" are not the magic words.
Sincerely, Harry Potter.
Dear children of today,
You can be anything you want to be!
Sincerely, except an astronaut...
Please stop pretending Edward vs. Jacob is about choosing between two guys. One is a vampire and the other is a werewolf. It's more like necrophilia vs. bestiality.
Sincerely, could she choose neither?