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Dear hot guy at the gym,
Please refrain from removing your wedding ring before working out, so I don't make a complete fool of myself because I think you're single.
Dear Teacher who says "Anything that fits on one sheet of paper" for our psychology exam,
My friend (the 4th year Psych major) will be standing on a sheet of paper next to me.
Dear "Disney, please make an Interracial couple!",
I'm sorry, do we not count?
Dear college counselor,
Of course I was joking when I said the only reason I was applying to a school because they have a quidditch team...
Dear super attractive and popular guy,
It made my day when I heard you mumbled, "It's like the White Tree of Gondor" when you saw that tree covered in snow. I thought it too. I also saw you blush when I fist bumped you for it.
Dear Snow White,
So you taught little girls around the world that if your step-mom is mean to you, run away to live with seven little men, and your prince will come find you.
Dear bathroom stall makers,
Sound proof stalls.
Dear "You're too young to be married",
Not really your problem, is it?
Dear people who poke the glass when picking toppings at Subway,
I know what lettuce is...
Dear girl who thinks common sense is rare,
It's called COMMON sense
Dear Parents,
You'll never ask me to do the laundry again.
Dear computer,
Life is too short to safely remove USB.
Dear guy staring at me,
Yes, I'm playing Pokemon. Yes, I'm also pretty.
Dear owner's new queen-sized bed,
You are mine now.
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