Dear Gay Rights Activists,
Please don't get pissed and lecture people who say "faggot" and then turn around and call black people "niggers."
Sincerely, a concerned individual
Dear fedora haters,
Please just stop this irrational hatred, and stop stereotyping young men who wear them as virgins (and implying that virginity is somehow terrible). Why are you so mortally offended by their hat choice? They wear it because they like it, the same reason anybody wears anything. And no, I don't care that it's "actually a trilby" as if your self-righteous pretension somehow makes your bullying okay.
Sincerely, a girl who thinks guys in fedoras/trilbies look good
When you said that you thought we could kill Prince Joffrey together, I think I fell in love with you.
Dear pokemon fans,
Don't worry I didn't Pikachu while you Togepi
Sincerely, Sorry, couldn't resist
Dear People of the world,
If you are waiting for a sign, this is it.
Sincerely, You're welcome :)
Dear people who make Hufflepuff jokes,
Please know that we don't FIND your jokes very funny.
Sincerely, a Hufflepuff
Please understand that employing rats to make clothing is frowned upon in all kingdoms.
Sincerely, no one wants rabies in their clothing
Dear nicest boy I know,
You're right. You do deserve to get the girl. Unfortunately, appearances do matter and she can't get over your smell, size, and acne.
Sincerely, the girl you're after, who doesn't deserve you anyway.
Thank you for "shipping" me and my crush!
Sincerely, maybe he'll take the hint
Dear "Best Friend",
Really? I can't have my best friend over because he is your ex? Oh and now you're ignoring both of us. Well that's fantastic. Really. I wonder how you're going to react when I told you he gave me a hug because of my great grandmother dying. Oh wait I didn't tell you she's dying because you never listen anymore.
Sincerely, Your "sister"
Why do we cry about animals getting abused, and not HUMAN BABIES BEING MURDERED!?!?!?!
Sincerely, tired of this crap
Dear person who said that America has the highest obesity rate in the world,
Please stop saying stuff like that and not judge us by our country! You don't hear me making jokes about your country!
Sincerely, Every and All Americans
LEAVE US KIDS ALONE!
Sincerely, Heavily-burdened students who also happen to like Pink Floyd
Please hurry up with making uterus transplants safe. I'd love to give up mine, especially to make an infertile woman happy.