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Dear guy I asked to get a pencil out of my backpack,
I love how you made sure exactly which pocket it was before unzipping anything.
Dear Secret Life of the American Teenager,
I find it quiet funny your sponsored by Nike.
Dear boy who just said to me "are you wearing space pants because your butt is out of this world",
No, I'm wearing softball pants, because my butt is WAY out of your league.
Dear $800 sweater,
Are you made of unicorn hair?
Dear police officers,
You should yell "PIKACHUUUUU!" before tasing anyone...
Dear world,
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarhea, does that mean 1 out of 5 enjoy it?
Dear girls who want a Romeo and Juilet like relationship,
You asked for it!
Dear baby stroller package,
Thank you so much for reminding me that the baby in picture is not included with the stroller. Without that I would have been very disappointed...
Dear Fred and George,
You had the Mauders Map, and yet you never said anything about Ron sleeping with Peter.
Dear self,
Please open the yogurt away from your face next time
Dear Seeing Is Believing,
I must not believe in anything then.
Dear Mr. And Mrs. Poole,
Thanks for naming your daughter Jean.
Dear girl who says she has double D's,
You must be talking about your grades, right?
Dear whoever stole my Amazon package,
I can understand why you'd need thirty rolls of toilet paper considering you are a huge a-hole.
Dear little brother,
No matter how much jello you put in the pool, walking on water will never be possible.
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