Dear Overly Affectionate Downstairs Neighbour,
Seriously? Are you not finished yet? Give your lady parts a break.
Sincerely, I'm tired of hearing you every night.
Dear "it's just a joke",
Then make it funny. Telling someone that no one loves them and that they should kill themself is not cool.
Sincerely, especially since she's already tried...
Dear person with diabetes,
No, I'm not ignoring you because you have diabetes. I'm ignoring you because you're acting like a bitch.
Sincerely, stop using you diabetes as an excuse for everything..
Dear people who use arguments from Leviticus for and against homosexuality,
Pretty much everything in Leviticus is now ignored because it is in the Old Testament, which Jesus said was no longer applicable. However, 1 Corinthians 6 is against homosexuality, and because it is in the New Testament, people follow it.
Sincerely, just fyi
Dear Fall Out Boy,
What did I do in the dark that your songs know about?
I miss who you were before the dementia. I know you don't mean the hateful things you say, but it hurts all the same
Sincerely, your granddaughter who wonders how this could happen so quickly
Please know that your support when I came out to you as bi has been one of the things giving me strength and I love you for that.
Sincerely, your girlfriend.
Thanks. I didn't realise how empty my balcony was without your crap on it.
Dear creep staring at my butt in the gym,
You're in for a shock when I turn around.
Sincerely, fifteen years old.
Dear people who are against war,
Please stop trying to tell me my friend dying in my arms was completely worthless
Sincerely, I did it for you
Dear person who put the hogwarts letter in my locker,
I have bought all my books my broomstick and I will be leaving on April 21, all I need is my owl which you will send me and my ticket for platform for 9 3/4
Sincerely, you made my day now bring the owl... I'm waiting
Dear people who claim that being gay is wrong because the bible says its an abomination,,
It also says women wearing pants is an abomination..
Sincerely, read more carefully next time
Dear Kate Moss,
I know what skinny feels like. Hungry. Thats what it feels like.
Dear kid I babysat the other night,
Thanks for helping save my thoughts of the children of America
Sincerely, got you away from the computer, to play board games and have a random sword fight
Dear guy from my training class,
It was amazing having you open up to me. It was the first time I've ever seen that side of you, and I liked it. A lot.
Sincerely, I've been developing feelings for you for a while. This made them stronger.