Are your kids going to be orange too?
Sincerely, just wondering
Dear Freshmen girls wearing nothing but a tank top and booty shorts,
I thought today was Pajama Day. I think Career Day is Tomorrow.
Sincerely, Senor wearing footy pajamas and carrying a teddy bear
Now I know why you're so skinny.
Sincerely, Can't pick up anything with these chopsticks
I need you. There is way too much blood in my caffeine system.
Sincerely, Eternally grateful
Please invest in the possibility of brain bleach.
Sincerely, just walked in on my parents
Dear Chinese best friend,
I love how you got a tattoo that says "made in China"
Sincerely, you're hilarious
I thought you were texting in class. Instead, I see you playing Pokemon on a Gameboy Advance. Carry on.
You are just my oversized Sims game
Please come home. We haven't seen you in weeks and you're off your medication. We never should have given you that monkey.
Sincerely, your worried parents
Dear guy at the gym,
Sincerely, my smile LITERALLY tripped you up.
Dear everyone who was in the Liberty Tree Mall at the time of my cartilage piercing,
Sincerely, the source of the 110-decibal scream you heard today.
Dear Boyfriend and Girlfriend,
I don't swim in your bed, so please don't have sex in my pool.
Sincerely, Lifeguards Everywhere
Dear whoever invented tampons,
How awkward was it for you to explain your device to people?
Sincerely, And then you stick it up there, like so...
I typed into your search bar "canadians don't" and you auto-completed with "exist."
Sincerely, that's interesting... I thought I did...