Dear young girls,
Please don't think that anyone's telling you you can't go into science. Just because there's more boys doesn't mean you can't do just as well, if not better. Go and bridge that gap! Break down those walls! You go, girl! Kick some butt!
Sincerely, A girl studying biology and LOVING IT! :)
Please stop coming up with new medical problems for me to have every semester. I'm only 21, I shouldn't be getting tested for rheumatoid arthritis.
Sincerely, Really tired of going to the doctor all the time
Please close the door when you're using the bathroom
Sincerely, I can hear you
I made fun of Christianity. You laughed along with me. I made fun of Islam and Hinduism, and you said I couldn't say things like that because I'd offend people of those religions. Is Christianity not a religion any more then?
Sincerely, bewildered atheist
Dear cute guy friend in my advisory,
Thanks for calling me beautiful today. it really mattered because you didn't say I was pretty, cute, or hot; you said I was BEAUTIFUL and when I smiled and said thank you you said you really thought that, you were sincere about it. I felt that one go straight to my heart, thanks for being totally awesome.
Sincerely, girl who has a big fat new crush
Please elect Trump, we've been trying to destroy your country and culture for years, we can't believe you'll do that yourself for free.
Sincerely, amazed terrorists.
Dear writer's group,
Please continue to laugh. when you laughed when I read my story it was the best compliment I could have ever hoped to have received. you have encouraged me to keep writing.
Sincerely, insecure newbie
Dear ignorant neighbor,
Please stop taking your dog inside every time I let mine out. Yes, he's big. Yes, he's got a block head. Yes, his ears are cropped. And yes, he is a full blood pit bull. BUT he is no more dangerous than any other dog! Quit listening to biased media!!!!
Sincerely, tired owner of a snuggly, lick you to death pit
Dear young teens,
Please stop talking and acting like you're grown. wait till you're 18 AND THEN mess up your life.
Sincerely, your annoyed classmate
Dear former friend,
Please don't invent rumors about me just because one of your other friends got in trouble for sending me to the hospital.
Sincerely, someone who feels helpless and alone since you left
Dear PhD advisors,
Please acknowledge the fact that I am human and require sleep and food to function properly.
I shot first you little sh*t
Dear japanese teachers,
Please go easy on me when you mark my oral exam. My pronunciation sucks, and even in my native language I don't respond quickly.
Sincerely, your student
Dear alarm clock,
You are both my enemy and my savior. Without you, I would be late to work everyday. But also, you sometimes forget to beep loud enough to wake me.
Sincerely, Girl who was late to work.
Dear the Guy who just kissed me,
Sorry if I didn't kiss you back... I'm currently dying and my brain was in "OHMYGOSH" mode when I realized you were about to kiss me. I totally meant to kiss you back and I'm just awkward and I can't... because I'm dying and apparently functioning is a no...
Sincerely, The Girl who can't stop smiling