Dear J.K. Rowling,
I am attempting to potty train my child, but she thinks Moaning Myrtle will get her.
Sincerely, a parent who is stuck changing diapers.
Dear third year Gryffindors,
Turn to page 394.
Sincerely, Professor Snape
You stole my heart and I plan on stealing your last name.
Sincerely, your hopeful girlfriend
Don't you think taking away someone's baby on Mother's Day is a little messed up?
Sincerely, A mother who miscarried.
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Sincerely, frustrated girlfriend
Dear Cards Against Humanity,
Thanks for making racism funny again!
Sincerely, Everyone who plays
We are the ones that own YOU!
The book 1984 was made to criticize totalitarian regimes, not an instruction manual.
Sincerely, freaked out by surveillence drones.
Please know that the proper response to "I love you" is "I love you too."
Please, shut up and stop growling!
Sincerely, the girl trying to appear dainty on her first date.
Sincerely, your ankles
Dear Disney lovers,
Mulan was not a princess. Nor was Belle.
Sincerely, Being the main female character does not make them royalty.
Dear Bella Swan,
You are depressed and suicidal. Marry me?
Sincerely, Edward Cullen