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Dear J.K. Rowling,
I am attempting to potty train my child, but she thinks Moaning Myrtle will get her.
Dear third year Gryffindors,
Turn to page 394.
Dear boyfriend,
You stole my heart and I plan on stealing your last name.
Dear God,
Don't you think taking away someone's baby on Mother's Day is a little messed up?
Dear boyfriend,
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Dear Cards Against Humanity,
Thanks for making racism funny again!
Dear humans,
We are the ones that own YOU!
Dear Obama,
The book 1984 was made to criticize totalitarian regimes, not an instruction manual.
Dear boys,
Please know that the proper response to "I love you" is "I love you too."
Dear stomach,
Please, shut up and stop growling!
Dear Hipster,
We're freezing.
Dear Disney lovers,
Mulan was not a princess. Nor was Belle.
Dear Bella Swan,
You are depressed and suicidal. Marry me?
Dear YOLO,
Not always...
Dear secretly gay people of the world,
Nobody should have to live in a closet. Come out!
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