Sincerely, Just finished 10 ft long Doctor Who scarf
Dear guy who stands up for me when other guys call me 'fag',
Please don't turn around and start labeling everything you see 'gay'
Sincerely, kinda defeats the point
I can put on mascara with my mouth closed.
Sincerely, Am I a freak of nature??
Dear English teachers,
Today I graded papers for my own teacher as I already read the book. The test they had was open book and about 5 out of 7 failed.
Sincerely, how do you do it?
We need some good news! I just got engaged!
Sincerely, Happiest Girl Around!
Please realize, I am so screwed up. I know you want me to be normal, but I'm not.
Sincerely, I have anger management, dyslexia, and ADHD at the least, and you know it.
Dear guy walking down the street,
What do you and Macy's have in common?
Sincerely, your pants are half off.
Dear toilet company's ,
Please make it so your toilets have a silent flush between the hours of 8pm and 8am
Sincerely, shhhh, shhhh, SHHHHH
Dear movie theaters,
Please stop overpricing everything. I'm not paying $5 for a candy bar. Or being broke every time I go see a movie.
Sincerely, a broke student
Dear Clark Gable,
Do you have a son? Age twenty something, maybe?
Sincerely, the guys round here just aren't measuring up
Dear university science departments,
Why do you schedule all the midterms/finals in the same week?!
Sincerely, stressed out college student
Dear person who first ate an egg,
Who eats something that comes out of a chickens ass
Sincerely, confused and disturbed person
We Know you aren't all fat, but I'm pretty sure you know all of us don't play hockey or say eh after every sentence.
Dear buzz light year ,
Please teach me how to fall in style
Sincerely, just painfully fell down the stairs