Dear American high schools,
Hi. I live in England. In my school, the nerds and the geeks are at the top of the popularity heirarchy, and the ones with too much make-up are looked down on. In our school, there is very little problem with racism since at least quarter of students have English as their second language. Yet our school's reputation is one of the worst you will ever see.
Sincerely, it doesn't make sense to me either, but I like it!
There's a reason it's called Hershey
Sincerely, Give it to HER during her period, and SHE won't kill you
PMS is a social construct. You only experience mood swings and food cravings because you're told it's expected of you.
Sincerely, psych major who no longer has PMS
Dear guy that everyone says is a douche,
You brought me food at 10pm to my practice as I bawled my eyes out, makeup running, in costume and just sat and held me.
No, tampons do not feel like penises.
Sincerely, any more questions?
Dear fellow Americans,
At an airport, a man had to strip down to his boxers- to reveal the fourth amendment written on his chest. (The right of the people to be secure against unreasonable searches and seizures shall note be violated)...... The TSA arrested him for "disorderly conduct".
Dear American girls,
Why do you always got for the Australian or British accents when you've got those Southern boys?
Sincerely, a Canadian girl who loves Southern accents
Dear other search engines,
If someone tells you they googled your girlfriend, you feel kind of invaded and overprotective. If someone says they binged your girlfriend, well, that just isn't good. Checkmate.
Please realize that being a size 0 or 2 doesn't automatically make you skinny.
Sincerely, a very short girl
Dear guy friends,
Please don't be scared to go to the gay bar with us.
Sincerely, if girls don't throw themselves at you, gay guys certainly won't.
Dear Man in the Grocery Store,
Please don't wear yoga pants ever again.
Sincerely, a scarred teenage girl
Dear people who want to know why Andy only had one parent,
When Toy Story was made, human characters cost too much to make!
Sincerely, question answered
I have a Dreamcast.
Sincerely, Martin Luther King Jr.
Dear "all muslims are not terrorists",
Please read their holy book.
Sincerely, Qur’an 9:5 Kill the nonbelievers wherever you find them.