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Dear Wrists,
Stop clicking.
Dear guy who stands up for me when other guys call me 'fag',
Please don't turn around and start labeling everything you see 'gay'
Dear World,
I can put on mascara with my mouth closed.
Dear English teachers,
Today I graded papers for my own teacher as I already read the book. The test they had was open book and about 5 out of 7 failed.
Dear World,
We need some good news! I just got engaged!
Dear parents,
Please realize, I am so screwed up. I know you want me to be normal, but I'm not.
Dear guy walking down the street,
What do you and Macy's have in common?
Dear toilet company's ,
Please make it so your toilets have a silent flush between the hours of 8pm and 8am
Dear movie theaters,
Please stop overpricing everything. I'm not paying $5 for a candy bar. Or being broke every time I go see a movie.
Dear Clark Gable,
Do you have a son? Age twenty something, maybe?
Dear university science departments,
Why do you schedule all the midterms/finals in the same week?!
Dear person who first ate an egg,
Who eats something that comes out of a chickens ass
Dear Americans,
We Know you aren't all fat, but I'm pretty sure you know all of us don't play hockey or say eh after every sentence.
Dear buzz light year ,
Please teach me how to fall in style
Dear me,
Stop day dreaming and get back to work.
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