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Dear pregnant friend,
What's the difference between you and a lightbulb?
Dear Bruno Mars and Taio Cruz,
You should throw your Grenades and Dynamite at Katy Perry.
Dear pervy kid in my English class,
There is a difference between 'I had a dream about you' and 'You were in my dream'.
Dear officer who pulled me over for going 36 in a 35,
It should be interesting when you come to my desk at the credit union from now on.
Dear boys,
Not all girls hate video games!
Dear Waldo,
Gosh darnit, where are you? Never mind I'll find, someone like youuuu....
Dear gangster blasting music from your car,
Thank you for parking right outside my bathroom window. I enjoyed dancing to your groovy song.
Dear Voldemort,
Did you run into the wrong wall at the train station?
Dear Gwen Stefani,
Thank you for teaching me how to spell bananas.
Dear anti-technology people,
There's an app for that.
Dear wheelbarrow manufacturers,
Warning: not intended for highway use.
Dear Luke,
I AM YOUR FATHER...
Dear chocolate milk,
Please stay in my nose when I laugh.
Dear iPad,
The guys might not get it, but when you first were created we all laughed.
Dear Facebook ,
Please add ridin' solo as a relationship status.
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