Dear Racist parents,
I am sorry, but I really do like everyone no matter what colour they are.
Sincerely, Girl who can only date white guys.
Please stop being so ignorant. An eating disorder is just that, a disorder. Not a lifestyle choice, and definitely is not glamourous. Stop everything you are doing.
Sincerely, an actual anorexic.
The only way the past can hurt you is if you dwell on it.
If you have 99 problems, you may need to consider getting a therapist.
Sincerely, someone who has two maybe three problems in their lfie
Dear Girls on dating sites,
Just because you put "Body Type: Curvy" in your profile, doesn't mean I can't tell that you're fat.
Sincerely, Guys on dating sites
Dear Slow Robot,
Despite your ads to get me to go on your site such as "Free Kitties at Slow Robot. Join Us." I have yet to receive a complimentary kitty.
Can you just have me recite the law of Sines or the quadratic formula or something?
Sincerely, I have no balance and the ABCs are not going to be right in reverse
Dear girl who asked if I was dropped as a baby,
Yes, yes I was. Into a pool of sexy!
Sincerely, ...and out of a shopping cart
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Sincerely, Religion is ruining our world
Made ya look.
Sincerely, push-up bra
Take my money!
Sincerely, every college freshman
Dear Grammar Nazis,
Please understand that proper spelling and grammar are not indicative of one's intelligence or education, and should not be treated as such.
We go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Love is colorblind. Please accept our relationship.
Sincerely, a white boy dating a black girl
Dear Future College Kids,
Please realize that is it okay to NOT drink and have sex in college. There is nothing wrong with staying in on the weekends, and wanting to save it until marriage.
Sincerely, A girl who is sick of her friends nagging on her...