Dear straight boy who said "you'd look better without makeup",
I highly doubt that.
Sincerely, a drag queen
Yes, you did leave the carpark within the allotted time. However, your piss-poor parking blocked another space, as as per the car park rules (yes there is such a thing), that is an offence.
Sincerely, your parking warden.
Dear friends who have stopped talking to me,
Please just tell me why
Sincerely, why cant you just talk to me?
Dear DBPB community,
Please give me advice. I met this guy at work orientation. He s new to the city and wanted me to show him around. He was kinda creepy. I being the idiot that I am, gave him my phone number.I think normally this wouldn't be a problem but am I sixteen (I look much older) he seemed to be about 25 and I really don't want to meet with him. How can I politely tell him no and that I don't ever want to talk to him again? Or should I just ignore him? That being said, I don't work with him or even in the same part of town and it's unlikely that well ever see each other again.
Sincerely, made a mistake and don't know how to fix it.
Getting 4 hours of sleep a night because I have to stay up doing work is not normal for a 15-year-old. I want to get out and enjoy life sometimes too.
Sincerely, exhausted student
Why do you think the world revolves around you? Six hundred years ago the rest of the world didn't even know you existed.
Sincerely, get over yourselves.
Dear Dad Who is a scientist,
I know you, and I know that you are smarter than a lot of other people, but that doesn't give you the right to mess up my favorite sci-fi movies.
Sincerely, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME WATCH GRAVITY WITH YOU.
Please stop being mad at me whenever I don't support you when you say something stupid. I love you, and always will, but your opinions are your own and I don't have to sound stupid just to be supportive.
Sincerely, your loving husband
Please love me
Sincerely, forever alone and getting lonelier
Dear next tattoo,
Please stop being so difficult to acquire. You've been planned for months, but every time I'm free and financially stable, something gets in the way.
Sincerely, cursing my luck
Dear Christian Undergrads,
I understand we're discussing past Christians, and you're Christian, but that still doesn't make your personal beliefs are a source for how past Christians thought. I'm not asking if you're tolerant of other peoples, I'm asking if they were.
Sincerely, Frustrated TA
Dear Boy Who Kissed Me On The Last Day of School,
Please actually talk to me, I don't know what happened but at least give us a chance instead of just leaving our relationship as one sloppy kiss in front of all your friends.
Sincerely, A Girl Who Really Likes you
Dear Mom With a Colorful History,
Thanks for telling me all the wild things you did at my age. At best, I know the dangers of your mistakes while felling more comfortable confiding in you. At worst, I've learned to never take my existence for granted.
Sincerely, Surprised You Lived to Have Me
Dear Patrons at the pool I work at,
Please Please know that it is not acceptable to tell me what is unacceptable about my body. A bikini body is just simply a bikini on a body, not some outrageously, unattainable goal.
Sincerely, Lifeguard Wearing A Bikini Guardsuit
Please teach me how to be as loved as you are. Mom loves you. Dad loves you. People love you. I can't pretend that its their fault for raising me wrong because they raised you two, too.
Sincerely, the failure child