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Dear Racist parents,
I am sorry, but I really do like everyone no matter what colour they are.
Dear wanarexics,
Please stop being so ignorant. An eating disorder is just that, a disorder. Not a lifestyle choice, and definitely is not glamourous. Stop everything you are doing.
Dear Eragon,
The only way the past can hurt you is if you dwell on it.
Dear Jay-Z,
If you have 99 problems, you may need to consider getting a therapist.
Dear Girls on dating sites,
Just because you put "Body Type: Curvy" in your profile, doesn't mean I can't tell that you're fat.
Dear Slow Robot,
Despite your ads to get me to go on your site such as "Free Kitties at Slow Robot. Join Us." I have yet to receive a complimentary kitty.
Dear cop,
Can you just have me recite the law of Sines or the quadratic formula or something?
Dear girl who asked if I was dropped as a baby,
Yes, yes I was. Into a pool of sexy!
Dear people who do not believe in evolution,
How can you not believe the most educated people in the world?
Dear boys,
Made ya look.
Dear college,
Take my money!
Dear Grammar Nazis,
Please understand that proper spelling and grammar are not indicative of one's intelligence or education, and should not be treated as such.
Dear you,
We go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Dear parents,
Love is colorblind. Please accept our relationship.
Dear Future College Kids,
Please realize that is it okay to NOT drink and have sex in college. There is nothing wrong with staying in on the weekends, and wanting to save it until marriage.
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