Dear other Libertarians Constitutionalists Voluntarists AnCaps Minarchists and Anarchists,
We all have different ways we believe we should get to the end, but our end result is the same: limited to no state. Instead of getting distracted by the differences, we need to pull together the similarities in our ideologies to work together to shrink the state since the statists have no issues growing it and putting our country in danger. We're united against a common enemy and we have the ideas to fix the problem; now we just need to pool them and figure out the most practical solution.
I am so proud and happy about the social changes that have occurred in our country over the years. Marriage equality is now legal in most states, the sale of marijuana is increasingly being legalized, women are now the breadwinners of their households, many women now even initiate dates and propose to men, immigration policies are more lax. I couldn't imagine living in the old times when everything was the other way around. I think I would've gone crazy. I would've definitely been a rebel back then.
Sincerely, Today is a better day
Dear Mother whom I idolized,
You've taught me all 17 years of my life that drugs are bad, only for me to find out on Christmas you've been addicted to e-cigs the whole time.
Sincerely, Happy Fucking Holidays
Dear Red Bull,
If you really give me wings then I should never pay for another plane ticket again LOL
Sincerely, Silly me
You are my sweetest downfall.
Sincerely, Regina Spektor
Dear "how can a loving God send people to hell?",
How can a loving God let unrepentant murderers like ISIS, Hitler, Pol Pot etc into heaven?
Sincerely, salvation is a complex thing, and a loving God must be just.
Dear EXTREMELY oversensitive female,
Please understand: the facts that Jesus (presumably) had a penis, and you (presumably) do not, have NOTHING to do with your salvation. God is not misogynist; if He was, He would not have created humans, male AND FEMALE, in His image. Nor would the New Testament say that in Christ there is no longer Jew nor Gentile, nor slave nor free, nor MALE OR FEMALE, for YOU ARE ALL ONE. This church is not misogynist either; if it was, I'm pretty sure we wouldn't have a FEMALE priest. The occasional use of "mankind" in a song to refer to ALL of humanity is not a personal slight against you; it is a commonly accepted generic term used at the composer's discretion. We cannot rewrite every piece of music because you don't like a pronoun here or there. Just PLEASE take a chill pill already.
Sincerely, EXTREMELY stressed out (female!) music leader
Dear Red Riding Hood,
Please, stop fighting. Everyone knows you two wouldn't have lived without me.
Sincerely, the Huntsman
Never be hot.
Sincerely, the girl responsible for the toilet clog and recovering from Taco Tuesday
Please let me know why gay marriage is illegal and wearing sparkly uggs isn't.
Sincerely, time for a reality check?
Dear People who wonder how I had mistaken a wolf for my grandmother,
Please don't underestimate how ugly my grandmother looked. But you are right, I should have realised, the wolf was an improvement more than anything.
Sincerely, Red Riding Hood
Dear Harry Potter,
Please All magic comes with a price
Sincerely, once upon a time
Dear every single clothing store ever,
Don't you have any clothes for skinny people?!
Sincerely, not trying to be insensitive but still frustrated.
Dear doctors around the world,
If you choose the worst possible brand of toothpaste to clean my teeth with, at least keep it away from my tongue.
Sincerely, Done with gagging.