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THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear people laughing at me for my small hands,
At least I can fit them inside Pringles cans.
Dear toys that have been traped in a box for eight years,
Please forgive me...
Dear guy wearing a batman shirt carrying around his toddlers ,
Carry on with the awesomeness.
Dear girl in my gym class,
You're suppose to put on shorts before you leave the locker room.
Dear friend who broke up with her 48 hour boyfriend,
What happened? "It's a long story..."
Dear P.E. Teacher,
Please bring back the giant parachute.
Dear Disney's Beauty and the Beast,
So it really doesn't matter whats on the outside?
Dear tooth fairy ,
I know I'm a little old, but if I pulled out my tooth and put it under my pillow, would you please come? I really need the money...
Dear Starbucks customer who just ordered a tall white mocha with 12 pumps of syrup,
Let me just add a side of diabetus for you...
Dear boys,
Objects in shirt may be smaller than they appear.
Dear ignorant people,
Please keep asking me if I'm Asian or Chinese. I laugh at your astounded looks when I say "BOTH!"
Dear girlfriend who just freaked out at me for hanging out with another girl,
Meet my sister.
Dear USB port,
This is awkward...
Dear best friend playing angry birds,
You were screaming "get it......GET IT!!!!!!!! YES!!!" while pounding your fists on the table.
Dear single people on Valentine's Day,
It's not the end of the world. You still have 10 months....
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