Please stop harassing me with pictures of aborted fetuses on my campus. I will always support a woman's right to choose. And asking me "how do you feel" is unnecessay.
Sincerely, "Feeling Fine thanks, yourself?"
Thank you for always pushing me with my music.
Sincerely, I wish you could see me now
Dear everyone who doesn't believe they're beautiful,
Please remember that the butterfly can't see its own wings
Sincerely, those of us who do see your beauty
Dear people who call me spoiled for having a brand new Mac laptop,
I actually had to pay $300 of my own money towards the whole cost.
Sincerely, Teen just trying to write my fanfictions and do schoolwork.
Please understand that even though you hate your husband, I don't hate my father. You got off the phone after doing nothing but screaming obscenities and told me he got in a wreck. Then, when I asked if he was okay, yelled at me for asking and said you didn't care. Don't get mad that I called until someone answered.
Sincerely, I'll be spending my days at the hospital
Dear jerks at school,
She shouldn't have had to transfer schools because of how much you tormented her for getting pregnant. She's amazing and can't you see how much she's going through? Why make her go through it alone?
Sincerely, the guy who got her pregnant.
Please understand, the reason I'm losing weight is so when the time comes, and the clothes hit the bedroom floor, I won't feel like I have to hide.
Sincerely, Smitten but Self-conscious
Dear future mother in law,
Please quit telling your son you won't be at his graduation if his dad comes. You two have your differences and he just wants him to be a part of his life just this once.
Sincerely, your future daughter in law concerned about your son
Dear guys and girls in the friendzone,
Please finally stop complaining. You either don't have the guts to admit you like them, which isn't their fault, or they rejected you, which isn't their fault. They don't know or don't like you. Either shut up and accept the apparent awfulness of being someone's friend, or get lost.
Sincerely, it's no one's job to like you
I started going to the gym with you because it was fun and we motivated each other. But on a day I wasn't able to make it you tried to "motivate" me by saying how fat I was going to get. That's not motivation, that's bullying.
Sincerely, Not sure I want to keep going to the gym with you.
Dear Stupid Parents,
Please love your children. They're not meant to be treated like the butt of everyone's jokes.
Sincerely, A sad girl
Dear Mother in Law,
Please realise that the things you are accusing me of are totally untrue. Maybe you should look at your own attitude before criticising others, you might find you have more to admit to than you think.
Sincerely, Your Daughter in Law
Dear Couple at School,
Please stop making out at the top of the stairs every morning. My first period is at the top of the stairs and it is extremely awkward. Get a room.
Sincerely, intimidated freshman
Dear Baby Changing Stations,
Please stop showing up in the handicapped washroom stalls. I know you need to be somewhere, but it's the only stall I can use and I have to pee!!!
Sincerely, Not blaming the moms changing their babies, just the designers of the washrooms
Dear student with a mandatory money management course in his/her school,
Could you please tell us which school you attend and how you lucky bastard got a mandatory course in money management? Also, did you learn to fill up a tax return as well? And to *gasp* write a resume?
Sincerely, so jealous right now.