SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear woman at my gym,
There was no real need to bitch at me the way you did. I didn't realize that looking at you was deemed offensive.
Dear Skittles,
Please bring back the lime skittles. We were all very upset when you discontinued them.
Dear teacher who opened up a bag of gummy bears and said "smells like diabetes",
Please get your facts right....
Dear best friend,
When you get a girlfriend and then later ask why we never dated- I'm secretly screaming on the inside.
Dear girls,
Please stop wishing for boys to do anything for you. Don't expect them to realise your dreams. They shouldn't be the one doing everything for you, but you should just care for each other and have a good time. A boyfriend isn't suitable for you if you just consider them to be your slave who does everything for you. That's quite egocentric.
Dear Biology teacher,
Please let it be acceptable to have a Hunger Games reference in my paper about deforestation
Dear Anti-gun Americans,
Please realize that the only reason your country exists is because everyday people had guns and were willing to use them.
Dear Republican Party,
You've got plenty of candidates that can beat Hillary. Jeb Bush is not one of them. Please, nominate somebody who can actually win.
Dear ball organizers,
Please do not serve food that stains, gets stuck in teeth and whips around your mouth when you try to eat it when everybody wears fancy gowns and rented tuxedos. Spaghetti in tomato sauce, green salad with orange dressing and bbq ribs, seriously?
Dear automatic air fresheners,
Please stop sounding like someone sneezing. And PLEASE do not choose to do it during my midnight snack.
Dear Patients,
Please keep in mind that side effects and allergies are NOT the same thing.
Dear World,
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Dear random people.,
PLEASE STOP TELLING ME HOW MUCH BIGGER I HAVE GOTTEN.
Dear Anesthesiologist,
Please be having a good day tomorrow.
Dear Penny,
What's your last name?!
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