Dear guy I asked to get a pencil out of my backpack,
I love how you made sure exactly which pocket it was before unzipping anything.
Sincerely, it's obvious you've unzipped wrong zippers on a girl's backpack before
Dear Secret Life of the American Teenager,
I find it quiet funny your sponsored by Nike.
Sincerely, "Just do it"
Dear boy who just said to me "are you wearing space pants because your butt is out of this world",
No, I'm wearing softball pants, because my butt is WAY out of your league.
Sincerely, look on your face was priceless.
Dear $800 sweater,
Are you made of unicorn hair?
Dear police officers,
You should yell "PIKACHUUUUU!" before tasing anyone...
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarhea, does that mean 1 out of 5 enjoy it?
Dear girls who want a Romeo and Juilet like relationship,
You asked for it!
Dear baby stroller package,
Thank you so much for reminding me that the baby in picture is not included with the stroller. Without that I would have been very disappointed...
Sincerely, ...said no one.
Dear Fred and George,
You had the Mauders Map, and yet you never said anything about Ron sleeping with Peter.
Sincerely, and you never thought to ask...
Please open the yogurt away from your face next time
Sincerely, yogurt covered face
Dear Seeing Is Believing,
I must not believe in anything then.
Sincerely, amused blind person.
Dear Mr. And Mrs. Poole,
Thanks for naming your daughter Jean.
Sincerely, easily amused.
Dear girl who says she has double D's,
You must be talking about your grades, right?
Sincerely, the smart girl who knows you stuff your bra
Dear whoever stole my Amazon package,
I can understand why you'd need thirty rolls of toilet paper considering you are a huge a-hole.
Sincerely, your friendly neighbor.