Dear people who glorify being in college and spending weekends with their significant others building pillow forts and watching Disney movies,
While this is indeed fun, perhaps consider that instead of using these activities as an alternative to sex, you could have sex in said pillow fort.
Sincerely, it's not ruining childhood, it's embellishing it. (Also, there's already cushioning on the floors)
You have nipples too, why can I show mine.
Sincerely, a women who respects her body and doesn't fear it
Dear Nemo ,
Why would you touch the butt?
Sincerely, all your viewers
You shouldn't use that here
Sincerely, professor Oak
Dear Chinese People,
Please don't speak your communist ching chong language in public. We're in America, we're capitalist, and we speak English. I expect you to do the same. Thank You.
Sincerely, A REAL American
The fact that you just said you would let me try my first shot on my 21st birthday.....
Sincerely, Nice Try- I started drinking in 9th grade
Please remember going to a gay bar is fine, but slapping and swearing at gay guys who don't want to sleep with you makes you an arse
Sincerely, Just don't
If I opened a bakery I would call it Dat Cookie Dough and just chuckle about it forever.
Sincerely, impressed that I thought of this somehow.
I don't think you fully understand how compromise works. You've had full control over leaving the window open or closed in the middle of January. I have no controll when you are in the room (you have the right to be comfortable), but I shouldn't have to freeze to the point of having muscle cramps when you're not around. That's why, "I'll leave it closed more often if you leave it open more often" makes no sense.
Sincerely, Getting Ready to Move Out
Please create Google Global: an app that pairs two users across the world and allows each to chat in their respective tongue. Each time a user opens the application, there will be a new user from another country on the other end.
Sincerely, The World
Dear "Be Serious",
Last Time I tried that I was pushed through the veil by my cousin, leaving my troubled godson to fight the dark lord
Sincerely, Harry Potter Fan
Dear women who complain that men are "oppressing" you by sitting with their legs open on public transportation,
They are trying not to squish their genitalia because it hurts and will close/move their legs without complaint if you ask them too. Women are just as bad when they put their purses/bags on the seat next to them and usually get an attitude when you ask them to move them, but you don't see men complaining about women "oppressing" them by taking up too much room.
Sincerely, a woman who's sick of it all
There's nothing wrong with having sex!! There's nothing wrong with not having sex!! Just chill out and eat some nachos and do whatever you want, man,
Dear "kawaii" girls,
Stop pretending you know my culture. Anime and manga are nothing compared to the history of atom bomb disease and seppuku. You don't get to say you're practically Japanese. You don't get to water down my heritage. You don't get to erase what it means for me to be Japanese. You don't have the right.
Sincerely, you're destroying my identity