Dear woman at my gym,
There was no real need to bitch at me the way you did. I didn't realize that looking at you was deemed offensive.
Sincerely, I just thought you were pretty...
Please bring back the lime skittles. We were all very upset when you discontinued them.
Sincerely, lemon lime lovers everywhere
Dear teacher who opened up a bag of gummy bears and said "smells like diabetes",
Please get your facts right....
Sincerely, a skinny type one diabetic who is sick of untrue stereotypes
Dear best friend,
When you get a girlfriend and then later ask why we never dated- I'm secretly screaming on the inside.
Sincerely, I thought you liked me as a sister!
Please stop wishing for boys to do anything for you. Don't expect them to realise your dreams. They shouldn't be the one doing everything for you, but you should just care for each other and have a good time. A boyfriend isn't suitable for you if you just consider them to be your slave who does everything for you. That's quite egocentric.
Sincerely, a boy on behalf of all boys
Dear Biology teacher,
Please let it be acceptable to have a Hunger Games reference in my paper about deforestation
Sincerely, just added "That is mahogany" to say we rely on tropical forests for furniture
Dear Anti-gun Americans,
Please realize that the only reason your country exists is because everyday people had guns and were willing to use them.
Sincerely, It's a basic right, deal with it.
Dear Republican Party,
You've got plenty of candidates that can beat Hillary. Jeb Bush is not one of them. Please, nominate somebody who can actually win.
Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen
Dear ball organizers,
Please do not serve food that stains, gets stuck in teeth and whips around your mouth when you try to eat it when everybody wears fancy gowns and rented tuxedos. Spaghetti in tomato sauce, green salad with orange dressing and bbq ribs, seriously?
Sincerely, my dress is ruined and I am sure I have parsley stuck in my teeth.
Dear automatic air fresheners,
Please stop sounding like someone sneezing. And PLEASE do not choose to do it during my midnight snack.
Sincerely, I almost crapped my pants.
Please keep in mind that side effects and allergies are NOT the same thing.
Sincerely, of course you're throwing up you take 10 drugs with the side effect of nausea/vomiting
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Sincerely, But three lefts do!
Dear random people.,
PLEASE STOP TELLING ME HOW MUCH BIGGER I HAVE GOTTEN.
Sincerely, i have not grown any taller for almost 4 years!
Please be having a good day tomorrow.
Sincerely, Teenager with 4 extra teeth and anxiety