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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Mom and Dad,
I never able to say my real feelings to both of you. It is complicated. I love you, yes. But I also hate you. I hate you Dad for avoiding me. You never said anything bad, you just make up excuses so we never get together. You're my hero and all but I just feel you're so distant these days. Mom, I hate that you think you love me unconditionally, but you don't get me. I know your intention is so nice, but why is it that when you said those words I feel hurt. I hate myself for unable to be the son you two can be proud of. I'm unconventional. I'm pro what you're against, and I'm against what you pro. But I'm still yours forever and you both are mine, and for the rest of my days I will choose to remember those moments where we all smile and laugh together.
Dear Mother who is making me go out for a sport next year,
NOOOO!!!! I don't wanna! I'm fat and lazy and anti-social and I hate running....Oh wait, chocolate you say? and a spa gift card?
Dear Lays,
Chicken and waffles chips tastes like the barbecue ones
Dear Mom,
I don't like that you're secretly dating a priest. You're literally replacing my father with a Father.
Dear best friends teacher,
Please stop imagining we are dating. I just like listening to music and catching up with him at the end of the day.
Dear Husband,
Please Help with your 25 pound 6 month old
Dear overly controling boyfriend,
Please stop telling me I treak you like a toy when you do the same to me.
Dear People in Call Centers,
Please don't piss me off. It won't end well for you....
Dear Sweetie,
I didn't give you a chance before... I gave other guys my time... I cried so many tears... Finally I opened my heart to you... And you embraced me with all my mistakes.
Dear society,
If there is never an excuse for rape why is it still acceptable in prison?
Dear girl in my english discussion group,
Please let me do my job that I was assigned. I appreciate you trying to help me make connections between the book we are reading and other things, but I only need a few connections, not a hundred connections on the SAME subject. You chose to have your job just like I chose mine, its not my fault your job is just to draw stinken pictures while the rest of us actually have to write things down.
Dear Daughter,
Please consider dating the boy who threatened to castrate his friend unless he treats you well BEFORE you consider dating that friend!
Dear Canadian person,
Try being from England, I have to love tea, have bad teeth and have the Queen the center of my life.
Dear people of the US,
I don't know about you, but if ACA is anything like the VA health insurance, I don't want it. I can't afford it anyway.
Dear brother in law,
Please take a more proactive approach to your life. You got married, your life is no longer your own.
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