I cannot wait until the day where I think I'm as beautiful as you tell me I am. When these scars are almost completely faded on my arms and you can tell those words again. "Your wrists are mine. My heart is yours." That will be the day, the glorious day, I'll be free.
Sincerely, your girlfriend who doesn't think she's good enough.
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.
It wasn't my decision to have you neutered. I was just a kid at the time. Please don't try to take revenge on me.
Sincerely, I'd be glad to let you lie in my lap so I can pet you, but please watch your step.
I didn't hate him because he looked like James. I hated him because he could have been ours. I loved him for the same reason.
I've heard of people killing in the name of religion. Osama bin Laden, the Crusades. I've never heard someone start a war in the name of atheism, or science, or evolution. It's like saying 'DIE IN THE NAME OF GRAVITY'.
Sincerely, it doesn't really work...
I am sure I will find the humor in this prank after I change my pants. Thanks for scaring me to death at 2 a.m.
Sincerely, NOT BLINKING! Call the Doctor and Clara.
Dear Those Who Think Rapping Is Just Talking Really Fast,
We prefer the term "talking with swag".
Sincerely, Rappers Everywhere
Dear best guy friend,
Thank you for practicing and preforming me "Bella's lullaby" because you knew my parents were divorcing and you knew I liked twilight.
Sincerely, Best friend who's a girl and wants to marry you.
Please excuse my shoulders. I get that my shoulders distract guys, unlike the see through shirts with bandeau bras under neath. Yeah that's not nearly as distracting as my shoulders.
Sincerely, the girl who wants to wear tanks tops to school but can't.
Dear One does not simply walk into Mordor,
They first pay a toll.
Sincerely, Orcs who need some cash
Sincerely, the room.
Dear kids who bullied me in elementary school,
You may have treated me poorly because I was from a different city and my parents were divorced, but I believe in second chances and am so happy that I can call you friends now.
Sincerely, thank you for getting to know me
Dear people who hate on Taylor Swift,
Please stop. Seriously, if you were in Hollywood all the time, you would make your rounds to the hot guys, too.
Sincerely, stop being hypocritcal
Dear birth control pills,
Is giving me my period punishment for forgetting you when I went camping this weekend?
Sincerely, it's only been a week since my LAST period...
Thank you for everything you have taught me this past year. I realize now how cold some people are, how they only want to put themselves first. The new scars on my face also have made me realize that beauty is not everything in life. And now that I have this second chance, I have you to thank. Now I have a motive in life. To stop people like you from ruining innocent lives.
Sincerely, The girl you almost killed while drunk driving