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Dear body,
Please quit being such a jerk.
Dear maybe we need a refresher on the word "equality",
Maybe we need a refresher on how hard it was for white males to gain their rights and power.
Dear occasions,
Isn't it funny how people claim to be broke all year until their birthdays and November?
Dear everyone staring at me,
I got a fungal virus on my lip due to a barista using her hands to put ice in my water. I can't smile without crying so don't blame me for not smiling.
Dear people who pick up pizza,
Please don't openthe boxes and check the pizza. Do you think I am going to rip you off? It' really rude
Dear Bella Swan,
I've met bread more interesting than you.
Dear insurance companies,
We pay for coverage, and we're supposed to get that. We don't pay $200 a month for a premium and end up owing $20,000 for a bill.
Dear habitual hashtaggers,
You don't need to hashtag every word you say, just write a normal complete sentence.
Dear favorite band,
Thanks for saving my life.
Dear rapists,
No means no. She's not asking for it by dressing sexy. It's not her fault.
Dear "email only" posters on Craigslist,
How about you actually email someone back if you actually want to do business..
Dear Wonderfully Loving Sister,
Please stop talking about how much you despise my best guy friend.
Dear boyfriends parents,
Please stop hating me and telling your son to break up with me because I have pink and blue in my fringe
Dear "gamer gurrrlz",
Please realize it's called a "FACE cam" and adjust it accordingly
Dear social media socialites,
Do you really need to update us on every living moment of your life? Yes, we know you go to the bathroom. Yes, we know you eat. Yes, we know you bathe and take showers (I hope). Yes, we know you have sex. Yes, we know you have to raise your kids.
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