Dear Mr. Pibb,
What, couldn't handle med school?
Sincerely, Dr. Pepper
When you ask what my "high" for the day is, don't expect a serious answer
Sincerely, Grounded for a week
Dear girls in my art class,
When you ask each other how many boys you've slept with and you say "seven" there should not be an "only" in front of it.
Sincerely, ONLY seven, really?!
Dear friends who are "too cool" to go to prom,
Have fun sitting at home by yourselves while I'm having a great time with our other friends.
Sincerely, It's a once in a life time experience you'll regret missing
When I die, please cremate me.
Sincerely, Someone who has been watching way too many zombie and vampire movies.
Dear Mike Jeffries CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch,
I am disgusted by your hurtful comments that say your store will only sell to a certain type of person, aka the "popular, skinny" type, which is the only type of beauty in your head. I may physically be the type of person you want shopping at your stores, but please know that I will never shop there again, and my friends are doing the same.
Dear fellow actors in my high school drama department,
Thank you so much for this award. It means a lot to me.
Sincerely, "Most Soulful Ginger"
Please. Trojan extra-large condoms are made to fit most regular sized men to boost their confidence and ensure further purchased.
Sincerely, don't get so cocky next time.
Dear extremely passive English teacher,
Please slap some sense into these hooligans in my class or else I will.
Sincerely, Sick of listening to these imbeciles.
Dear boxed mac and cheese,
Why do you taste better with fun shaped noodles than the traditional elbow?
Sincerely, i love dinosaur mac and cheese
Dear friend who went to The Hobbit with a date,
Do you even know what the movie was about?
Sincerely, I can't hear the dialogue over the sound of you two sucking each other's faces.
Please stop ending.
Sincerely, Oklahoma tornados, Newtown, Boston, Sandy, and more.
Just one question. How do you get that t-shirt over your head?
Sincerely, that's not possible.
Dear Psych major,
Please stop trying to tell me what I feel. I think the gut wrenching pain I'm feeling does affect my mood, thank you very much.
Sincerely, a woman on her period.