Please quit being such a jerk.
Sincerely, getting real tired or your sh*t, a**hole
Dear maybe we need a refresher on the word "equality",
Maybe we need a refresher on how hard it was for white males to gain their rights and power.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Blacks, Women, Asians, and Hispanics all worked their asses off to get almost as many rig
Isn't it funny how people claim to be broke all year until their birthdays and November?
Sincerely, you got money for the holidays
Dear everyone staring at me,
I got a fungal virus on my lip due to a barista using her hands to put ice in my water. I can't smile without crying so don't blame me for not smiling.
Sincerely, already feel like crap thanks for making me feel worse
Dear people who pick up pizza,
Please don't openthe boxes and check the pizza. Do you think I am going to rip you off? It' really rude
Sincerely, the person who made your food.
Dear Bella Swan,
I've met bread more interesting than you.
Sincerely, Rather stare at bread than watch Twilight any day.
Dear insurance companies,
We pay for coverage, and we're supposed to get that. We don't pay $200 a month for a premium and end up owing $20,000 for a bill.
Sincerely, Frustrated customer
Dear habitual hashtaggers,
You don't need to hashtag every word you say, just write a normal complete sentence.
Sincerely, do the write thing
Dear favorite band,
Thanks for saving my life.
Sincerely, a grateful listener
No means no. She's not asking for it by dressing sexy. It's not her fault.
Sincerely, rapist hater
Dear "email only" posters on Craigslist,
How about you actually email someone back if you actually want to do business..
Sincerely, (Im)patiently waiting for emails...
Dear Wonderfully Loving Sister,
Please stop talking about how much you despise my best guy friend.
Sincerely, I would trust him with my life
Dear boyfriends parents,
Please stop hating me and telling your son to break up with me because I have pink and blue in my fringe
Sincerely, smart science major girlfriend
Dear "gamer gurrrlz",
Please realize it's called a "FACE cam" and adjust it accordingly
Sincerely, Came to watch you game, not flash me
Dear social media socialites,
Do you really need to update us on every living moment of your life? Yes, we know you go to the bathroom. Yes, we know you eat. Yes, we know you bathe and take showers (I hope). Yes, we know you have sex. Yes, we know you have to raise your kids.
Sincerely, we know you live a life, you don't have to prove it