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Dear Jocks,
You may get a lot if girls, but it's not even comparable to how many we COULD get!
Dear "Gangstas" at Disneyland,
Please stop acting like you're too cool for Disney. We all know you paid like $100 to get in so clearly you want to be here.
Dear parents,
What'd I do all day while I was sick? Oh, nothing much. Just drove around in a convertible, went to a musem, ate in a fancy restraunt, climbed to the top of the Sears tower, and sang in a parade, all while avoiding the school principal!
Dear boys,
I thought dicks were supposed to be in your pants, not in your personality.
Dear black people who say "it's because I'm black isn't it?",
I'm going to start saying "it's because I'm white isn't it?" and see how annoying and stupid you think it sounds.
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