Dear classmates and teacher,
When we were learning about the European colonization of Africa, I said that the Africans were at a disadvantage because they didn't have the technology the Europeans did. I never said anything about the Africans being "inferior" or "less intelligent" than the Europeans, so why did you accuse me of racism?
Sincerely, bewildered student
Dear fellow restaurant diner,
If you're going to accuse me of stealing your friend's coat in front of the entire restaurant, the least you could do is apologise when you realise you're wrong
Sincerely, you ruined my Mother's birthday
Yes, I'm asexual. Yes, I have children. No, I've never had sex. No, divine intervention was not necessary.
Sincerely, have you never heard of IVF?
Dear ER staff,
Please stop treating suicidal patients like we're a waste of resources. Do you think I chose to feel so shitty I want to die?
Sincerely, a life less valuable than your time
You all know you have to turn your homework in through a plagiarism checker. We went over proper citations. You signed a pledge saying you wouldn't plagiarize. Why on earth are any of you still plagiarizing?
Sincerely, Frustrated TA