Dear "nobody can tell other people what to do with their bodies",
Why is it okay for Planned Parenthood to sell (or even just donate) baby parts?
Don't yell at me for dating a "bad boy" when you convinced me when I was little that boys are only jerks because they "liked me".
Sincerely, your confused daughter
Please come home! We love you! Or, at least call, send a message, something, anything, so that we know that you are safe and well.
Sincerely, your kids who miss you
Don't worry--gravity works! I was just making sure we didn't all drift off into space.
Sincerely, Girl who just faceplanted in the middle of a busy hallway.