Please never learn to talk.
Sincerely, That would be super embarrassing.
Please stop making me view everything as a slide show
Sincerely, A dude who would rather view everything on one page
Dear westerners who cannot bear the seemingly prolonged winter,
Want to exchange?
Sincerely, suffering in the Indian heat
Dear Energy Drink,
Thank you for making the graveyard shift possible.
Sincerely, there is NOTHING to do at 0300.