Even if we are married, NO means NO. "Stop it - that hurts" means exactly that. This is NOT how you vowed to treat me.
Sincerely, What went wrong?
Dear teacher and fellow students,
No, I didn't study for the test. Yes, I am one of the 5 students in the whole school who just got a 100% on that test that I didn't study for.
Sincerely, a skilled procrastinator who has luck with her intelligence
Dear noxious coworker,
Your threat to quit would be a lot more effective if everyone here wasn't rooting for that outcome.
Dear people with their pants falling down,
Just say no to crack.
Sincerely, Not even once.