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Dear Mom,
"I was at work all day!" is not a valid excuse to make me do stuff for you.
Dear little brother who opens my mail,
Jokes on you! It's tampon samples!
Dear judgmental people,
Why yes, I did just leave the high school parking lot blaring the Pokemon theme song out of my car.
Dear homophobic boss,
If being gay is such a disease, can I call in sick for the rest of my life?
Dear three impossibilities of the world,
Can't count your hair, can't wash your eyes with soap, and can't stick out your tongue and breathe out of your mouth...
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