Dear doctor looking in my ear,
I broke my ankle...
Sincerely, confused patient
Dear whoever made the desk/chair combo for colleges,
Please fix the center of gravity on those things.
Sincerely, just tipped over in a class of 70 while taking a test.
Dear Mr. Diggory,
No, vampires do not sparkle.
Sincerely, ten points from Hufflepuff
Dear Kate and Willam,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal then will that make your son be the half blood prince?
Please let me marry a guy named Jesse so I can be Jesse's girl. Have a dughter named Stacey so I can be, Stacey's mom. And have a son named Luke so I can say "Luke I am your mother!".
Sincerely, That would be amazing