Dear math teacher,
Please stop having us write full papers on our feelings. It's really pretty weird.
Sincerely, frustrated student who's in this for MATH, not English
I haven't smoked in at least 6 years. You aren't even aware that I've gotten married. How in the world did you find out my new address?
Sincerely, And everyone is scared of the NSA.
I know I am no Van Gogh, but did you really have to laugh?
Sincerely, actually its a bear from a different dimension.
Why are you so tempting to read when it's late at night?
Sincerely, too scared to sleep.
Dear interracial couples,
Don't mind the idiots, love is blind and skin color is only skin deep.
Sincerely, It's time to forget the past and move on
Dear male friend who likes our mutual female friend,
Please, just get together. The tension is irritating all of us to death. Just please man up, she likes you too!
Sincerely, all your friends who are tired of watching you two
Dear friend who used to check under my bracelets every day,
I miss you
Sincerely, not upsetting you was my secret motivation not to hurt myself
Please tell me what has changed. You liked me when I was just weird, you stuck by me when I was self- diagnosed. I really need you right now, believe me, it's harder for me than it is for you.
Sincerely, a girl recently diagnosed with Aspergers who sits alone at lunch now
Dear new friends,
Please be patient with me. I'm still learning how to interact with people, so if I do or say something that's inappropriate, or seem really shy and withdrawn sometimes, be kind about it. With your help, I'll improve a little every day.
Sincerely, your new friend trying to overcome severe social phobia.
Please stop looking over my shoulder when im taking a test
Sincerely, a already stressed out student
I'm not like you, and that doesn't bother me. I'm not sorry about being an introvert.
Sincerely, it is just who I am.
Please know that I saw you all twerking and you're not getting anythingfor christmas.
Sincerely, Santa Clause
Dear guy who thinks it's funny to mess with a special needs girl's heart,
Please grow up. It isn't cool to "play" people, especially when they don't understand. Even your friends say you're a douche bag behind your back because of it.
Sincerely, an annoyed bystander
When you said, "Let's get down to business," What did you expect?
Sincerely, To Defeat… The Huns!