Dear Mysterious scar that I've always had,
Did I defeat a dark lord when I was a baby?
Sincerely, learning spells just in case.
Ohhhh I'm telling Mom!!!
Sincerely, Extra-Virgin Olive Oil
Dear popular people,
If you're cooler than me, doesn't that make me hotter than you?
Sincerely, common sense
Dear girl in a low cut shirt,
If I can keep eye contact with you, you should be able to keep eye contact with me.
Sincerely, cross country boy in short shorts