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Dear Parents,
We're both 18. We've been dating for 5 years. We've already told each other we love one an other. We're going to the same collage. I found a ring in his sock drawer.
Dear woman having me carry out your government subsidized lobster and cigarettes to your new Cadillac while you talk on your iPhone,
Please spend the $25 involuntarily taken out of my $200 check every week more responsibly,
Dear "latin is useless",
I learned more about grammar in Latin than in my English grammar class!
Dear boy,
If I had to choose between eating pizza and cuddling with you, I would choose cuddling with you.
Dear famous children's authors,
I want my books to be like yours. I don't want the fame, the money.I want to be able to do what you have done.
Dear professors threatening to strike,
Please don't strike. I pay so much for this school that you have no right to be threatening to screw with my education. Go find another job if you don't like your pay, don't throw off thousands of students graduation track.
Dear Freshman Biology Teacher,
Thank you for helping me. I got an A+ for the first time ever in your class. Now I've got the top grade in every single one of my classes. I even got a 103 in math
Dear People who want to ban the "R" word,
Please realize that mental retardation is a true medical term and the retard is just the abbreviation for the medical term. Only the idiots who use the words wrong are the ones who cause you to dislike the word.
Dear judgmental classmates,
Please You are right; my car IS new and shiny. However, I am not spoiled by my parents. When my grandmother passed away, she left a decent portion of money to my mother, who used it to buy me the car I desperetly needed.
Dear boyfriend,
Thank you so much for having a garbage can in your bathroom. It spares me a lot of embarrassment.
Dear Star Wars fans,
A suggestion: Next time you got to an airport, cover your luggage so that it shows a picture of R2-D2 and C-3PO. Then when TSA asks to take your luggage, you know what to say.
Dear beautiful heterochromatic French girl I met,
Please stop wearing contacts because of him. Your fiance doesn't appreciate your individuality, and you admit he never gives you any attention. You should stand up for yourself and be with someone who loves you.
Dear Best Friend,
I'm in love with you. I've never met a person who gets me and cherishes me as much as you do.
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