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Dear School,
Please salt your sidewalks.
Dear "pretty girls",
I love watching your face when I say, "Did it hurt when you fell from..." and then proceed to say, instead of Heaven, "...the whore tree and bang every guy on the way down?".
Dear world,
I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people.
Dear guys who hate Twilight,
So I'm the gay one when I just went to a movie theatre full of girls and got half of their numbers?
Dear Stomach,
You participating in our class discussions isn't helping anyone. Thanks.
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