Dear George Michael,
Sincerely, The rest of the Bluth Family.
Please know that I push you to take a shower after sex so I can finish what you didn't...
Sincerely, frustrated girlfriend
Dear companies searching for entry-level employees,
"Entry-level" should mean no experience needed. How am I expected to ever find a job when the entry-level positions require 2 years or more of experience!
Sincerely, a college graduate who cannot find a job.
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Sincerely, the businesses that would fail if minimum wage was raised to $15!