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Dear text recipients,
You all lied.
Dear Listerine mouth wash,
It BURNSSSSSSSS.
Dear kid from the Tootsie Pop commercial,
Since when do people only lick their lollipops?
Dear serial killers,
I know the best place to hide a dead body. Here's a hint: it's dark and it will cover the smell.
Dear tailgater behind me,
Let's test this: if I can't see your head lights, can you see my tail lights?
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