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Dear little brother,
The next time that bully asks you for you lunch money, tell him you left it on his mother's dresser.
Dear cashier,
Yes, I'm perfectly aware that all of the self- checkout lines are open. I just came here to see your reaction.
Dear annoying girl in the locker room,
I don't care if we're all girls, I still don't enjoy seeing you whip out your double Ds for the world to see.
Dear paycheck,
OM NOM NOM.
Dear Grandpa,
The correct response to "You need a hearing aid" is not "I don't have a feather in my hat."
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