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Dear boyfriend,
Thank you for inviting me to your empty house so we could eat Chinese food and watch Matilda.
Dear chemists of the world,
What did the Chemist say when Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and Phosphorus walked into his lab,
Dear coloring books,
Thanks for teaching us how to color inside the lines.
Dear really hot guy who looks genuinly concerned,
What happened to my leg? Oh! I burned it while hopping off my motorcycle...
Dear government,
Please, if you're worried about the obesity epidemic, make us cheaper.
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