Dear (current) math teacher,
Thank you so much for restoring my faith in math. You a a fun, relatable teacher who knows how to make a class laugh. You always have our papers graded the next day, which your students are very thankful for. You may not see it yet, but we all appreciate what you do as a teacher.
Sincerely, I wish more teachers were like you
I spent 12 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a doctor and pay 40% in federal taxes and you want to cut healthcare, yet billionaires only pay 15%? Go f*ck yourselves too.
Sincerely, I may vote Nader.
Dear French Exchange Student,
Thank you for becoming more than just an Exchange Student. Thank you for becoming a sister.
Sincerely, I am never going to forget you
Dear girl in my class,
Are you kidding me? We're discussing examples of sterotypes and pointing out how untrue they are.
Sincerely, "that's not a stereotype, that's just true."
Stop telling me that I should "cover up" so that boys will stop staring. According to that logic, I should stop crossing roads because some people drive too fast.
Dear people who complain about minority scholarships,
I'm white, and I don't see why people are so upset about them. Minorities have been held back from achievement for decades, if not centuries! Schools are just trying to help them catch up...
Sincerely, remember there was slavery and discrimination for many minorities. Give them a chance to catch up to
Dear you're perfect when you're sober,
It is not all okay in the morning. You’re dating an alcoholic. Either get him to AA or dump him. What he is doing is emotional and verbal abuse and what you’re doing is enabling him. It’s bad for him and it’s bad for you. I’m sure you love him, but this is a really toxic situation that you are in, get outside help.
Sincerely, life is tough all over-someone with an alcoholic father
Dear Curvy Girls,
Please realize that we are real people that deserve respect, too. We were born thin just like you were born curvy.
Sincerely, the thin girls you call "fake"
You wonder why teen anxiety and stress levels are so high...
Sincerely, stop telling us that our B+ isn't a good enough effort
Dear " I didn't have iPod/Phone/as a kid",
It's pretty easy to not have something that DIDN'T EXIST when you were a kid.
Sincerely, if you were a kid now, you would have a iPod
Thanks for making me literally force my eyes open and place stinging pieces of plastic in my eyes every single morning.
Sincerely, it really wakes me up.
Dear person who invented the high five,
What did the other person do when you spontaneously decided to slap hands?
Sincerely, "Woah...what was that." "I don't know, it just... Felt right"
I know everyday is a struggle. I know you hate your body. I know you hide your scars and the fact that you're broken. But trust me, recovery is possible.
Sincerely, don't give up
Dear older brother,
Please continue to never get angry at me for calling you and talking about stupid things even though you are busy at college.
Sincerely, your little sister
Dear girls at my high school,
It amazes me that you all have the confidence to wear shorts to school. I see girls of all shapes and sizes wearing really cute shorts, whether they're tight or short or mesh or denim. Go you, showing your legs and being proud of yourselves. I'm jealous
Sincerely, the overweight girl sweltering in jeans no matter the temperature.