Sincerely, people everywhere
If you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that.
Sincerely, I look like an idiot.
Please refrain from using the phrase 'booyah'. There is only one person that can pull that off.
Sincerely, Ron Stoppable
Dear automatic toilet,
Please stop flushing, i'm not done yet!!!
Sincerely, the woman in the stall next to me thinks I have serious problems...