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Dear guys,
Attractive is when you carry my books, walk me to the car, pull out the occasional chair, and say "Maybe" when my dad asks if he should buy a gun.
Dear 3rd grade student,
Please continue drawing "a cute angel" when the test called for an "acute angle."
Dear banks with pens chained to counter,
We trust you with our money, but you don't trust us with your pens...
Dear adults who say "When I was your age...",
Yeah, well, when you were my age you walked around in tye dyed shirts and thought disco was cool.
Dear boys,
Please stop thinking that we have pillow fights and lesbian sex with each other at sleepovers. It's annoying.
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