Dear Certain colleges,
Please don't make it so hard to find the decline slip. Hiding it will not change my decision, only piss me off
Sincerely, Going Somewhere Else
Dear ball organizers,
Please do not serve food that stains, gets stuck in teeth and whips around your mouth when you try to eat it when everybody wears fancy gowns and rented tuxedos. Spaghetti in tomato sauce, green salad with orange dressing and bbq ribs, seriously?
Sincerely, my dress is ruined and I am sure I have parsley stuck in my teeth.
Dear pro life,
Please focus on reforming our adoption and fostercare system or on assistance programs to young and poor mothers before suggesting those as viable alternatives.
Sincerely, pro choices
If you're going to spend the morning trying to have "quiet" sex, please shut the door all the way.
Sincerely, your not deaf roommate.