One day, I will be your Empress......KIDDING! That's way too much work and I'm lazy...Or am I just lying to give you a false sense of security? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! HAHAHAHAHA >:)
Sincerely, Empress(or not) Jaliya
Dear King Arthur,
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
Sincerely, Taunting French Guard
Dear anti-gun extremists,
So you don't want any more innocent children killed, but you think the NRA members' children should be shot so they'll know how the school shooting victims' families felt. Not only are you hypocritical, you’re despicable.
Dear Long Distance Love,
Please keep waiting for me. I know this mission trip is three more months of apart, and as it currently stands, the wedding isn't till April. It isn't going to be easy, I know. I would wait forever for you.
Sincerely, your Forever and Ever and Bigger and Bigger
Dear people who want you to report bullying to the authorities,
They'll get 5 days suspension at best, and then make fun of you for thinking that works. My best friend's dad works for the school board, and people constantly tell her to kill herself. Her dad knows and they don't do anything about it.
Sincerely, girl who knows they only help good kids
Dear step mom,
Please stop blaming dad. I know you lost your baby to SIDS but it wasn't his fault
Sincerely, I've already lost a brother, don't let me lose another mom
When I ask "How are you?" or "How've you been?" and you respond with good, then ask the same of me, don't be shocked when I say evil.
Sincerely, It's I've been well.
Dear Computer Programmers,
How do you do it?
Sincerely, Failing AP Java
Dear Lady Gaga,
Please make a song with the Goo Goo Dolls
Sincerely, Goo Goo Gaga
Dear snobby girls in English ,
Please Stop calling me a lesbian behind my back
Sincerely, my hairs still growing out from when I shaved with my aunt when she got cancer
Why do you pay a maid once a week but wake me up early everyday she comes and make me clean my room?
Sincerely, confused daughter who likes to sleep
Dear shopper ahead of me in line,
It has been the law for years that you need an ID to buy alcohol. What made you think the law didn't apply to you?
Sincerely, shopper unamused by your tantrum
Dear Science Teacher,
Thank you for helping me realize that i have an interest in science and for being the greatest teacher ever.
Sincerely, 10th graded and starting to figure out the future
Please shutup when someone says something extremely stupid in class and you want to hurl verbal insults at them from across the room.
Sincerely, college student who is seriously concerned about what the future holds for these idiots
Dear Verification Codes,
Please stop mashing all the letter/numbers together into meaningless jumble and add random lines throughout. I was supposed to verify not decode
Sincerely, 20/20 vision and still can't read them