Why can't adult diapers be socially acceptable for people with small bladders?
Sincerely, tired of walking to the loo 15 times a day
Dear Girl at the gym,
Please stop screaming every 5 minutes. It is really hard to concentrate on my workout when you scream so loud and often.
Sincerely, I just want to work out in peace with my music, not your screaming
Dear people saying no ones going to look at a girls shoulders and say "damn girl nice shoulder",
That rule in school is so you don't wear shoulderless shirts. Because some guys will see that,and pull your shirt down to get a good look.
Sincerely, someone who has seen it happen before.
Dear math teacher,
Please stop having us write full papers on our feelings. It's really pretty weird.
Sincerely, frustrated student who's in this for MATH, not English
Dear people thinking a certain idea of racism is bad,
I'm from a country where gingerbread men are considered racist because they're brown.
Sincerely, a facepalming Swede
Please stop saying you got inside me, its kinda creepy,
Dear teenager living next door,
Please keep singing when you take your dog out at night. My windows are usually open, and it brightens my day so much evey time I hear you singing. Please never stop, your voice is so beautiful and you need to share it with the world, even if it isn't perfect, even if it's only with one neighbor every night who you've never even realized has listened. Hearing your voice makes me so happy.
Sincerely, the neighbor across the cul de sac
I haven't smoked in at least 6 years. You aren't even aware that I've gotten married. How in the world did you find out my new address?
Sincerely, And everyone is scared of the NSA.
Why are you so tempting to read when it's late at night?
Sincerely, too scared to sleep.
Dear Cashiers in clothing stores,
Please stop trying to trick me into paying more for the clothes than I have to.
Sincerely, a sophomore taking calculus who certainly isn't stupid.
I know I am no Van Gogh, but did you really have to laugh?
Sincerely, actually its a bear from a different dimension.
Dear student who blatantly ignored all the paper requirements TWICE,
Please accept my gratitude. Because of you, I can give all the other hardworking students a higher grade
Sincerely, TA who was wondering how she could make it work.
Dear Michael Jackson,
The fact that I didn't answer through the ENTIRE song kind of suggests that I'm NOT Ok...