SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
Dear Atheists,
If god isn't real then how did zip zop zoopity bop razzle dazzle jello pudding?
Dear blood,
Please, I really like keeping you inside me. However, when I find you on my hands or shirt at an otherwise inappropriate times does worry me a bit. Could you at least show me where you came from? It would be the least you could do.
Dear Edward and Peter,
Please stop fighting. You are both terrible dates. We've decided to become lesbians.
Dear Peter-Freaking-Pan,
We have the same middle name. Let's be friends!
Dear women who complain about feminism,
Are you having a good time on the internet? You're Welcome
Dear Sister,
Please don't barge into my room unannounced when I am finally figuring out how pleasant "alone" time can be
Dear girls,
I don't love summer because I see you in skimpy bikinis, I love summer because I never need to wear a shirt
Dear neighbor,
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Dear Gay Rights Activists,
Please don't get pissed and lecture people who say "faggot" and then turn around and call black people "niggers."
Dear boy,
When you said that you thought we could kill Prince Joffrey together, I think I fell in love with you.
Dear classmates,
Thank you for "shipping" me and my crush!
Dear LGBT Community,
We fully support your pursuit of equal rights, however, please stop claiming that sexuality is something you are born with while your gender is a choice. It makes absolutely no sense.
Dear church leaders who say cutting is a sin,
I wasn't aware that having depression was Biblically wrong
THIS IS PAGE 1
EVERYTHING WITHIN A MILLION PIXEL RADIUS OF HERE, COPYRIGHT © DEARBLANKPLEASEBLANK.COM - CONTACT US - TERMS AND PRIVACY - ABOUT US