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Dear people who say"Isis militants",
Finally someone who agrees with us
Dear über deep teenage girls,
Don't judge me by the past, I don't live there anymore. Kisses!
Dear bitter women,
Please understand that all men aren't the same. When I first started dating my boyfriend, I offered him a 3sum (two girls) for his 28th birthday and he declined saying he only had eyes for me.
Dear people who call evil beings "heartles",
WE TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!
Dear Co-workers,
Please shut up. If I walk around singing "Let it Go", it might not be because of my kid, it might just have gotten stuck in my head after we watched it together 3 times in a row. And if I'm wearing a fairy band-aid, it might be because I like Tink, as well as because I had an ouchy. And yes, it made me feel better.
Dear older kids in the hallway.,
Please acknowledge the fact that we are existent as well and that there is a reason the hallway is so wide.
Dear Nicki Minaj,
Thank you for teaching me that anacondas like bread.
Dear period,
Thank you for staining every single sheet, blanket and pair of underwear that I own.
Dear Mother,
So my brother isn't hungry for dinner and you yell at me, saying it's my fault. I haven't even seen him all day!
Dear coworker,
I believe you, but if you're going to cheat on your diet with a piece of chocolate, do not do so in the bathroom.
Dear Mom,
I don't like that you're secretly dating a priest. You're literally replacing my father with a Father.
Dear world,
Glitter is like herpes but safer
Dear best friends teacher,
Please stop imagining we are dating. I just like listening to music and catching up with him at the end of the day.
Dear loving parents,
Thank you for not getting me the $15 birthday present I asked for and then buying yourself a $60,000 car two days later.
Dear "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve",
Please I think you should Adam and leave.
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