Please don't be mad at me because I'm not gay, Yelling at me won't help me either, and just because your gay doesn't mean I have to be either
Sincerely, An adopted boy who is tired of being yelled at
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Sincerely, a guy who said something stupid and got his eyebrows plucked by force
Dear random guys on the street,
Please stop cat-calling, staring, flirting, and groping me.
Sincerely, I'm 13
If you don't know why I should care about something, why should I care about said something?
We're both 18. We've been dating for 5 years. We've already told each other we love one an other. We're going to the same collage. I found a ring in his sock drawer.
Sincerely, Why can't we move in together?
Dear people saying that they should stop putting Jewish songs in the Christmas concert,
Just because there aren't a lot of them, doesn't mean they aren't people.
Sincerely, a liberal person.
Will you marry me? I bought you a piece of bread.
Sincerely, Peanut Butter
Dear Pot Dealers,
Thank You for supporting home cooked meals. Also, I broke my last pot.
Sincerely, Wait? You're selling drugs?
Your mom has got it goin' on.
I secretly hope you move out. Not because I hate you, because I love you enough to know that moving in with your sister is better for you than staying here.
Sincerely, I hope you understand
Dear girl who thinks she knows all about Harry Potter,
His name is Ron not Don.
Sincerely, pissed off potter-head
Dear biased professors,
So, you only allowed one of my submitted works into the showcase, while everyone else got 5? Guess your plan backfired.
Sincerely, the only student who actually sold work
Dear woman having me carry out your government subsidized lobster and cigarettes to your new Cadillac while you talk on your iPhone,
Please spend the $25 involuntarily taken out of my $200 check every week more responsibly,
Sincerely, working 30 hour weeks and paying taxes
Please don't think any less of me. But do think of me less.
Sincerely, getting uncomfortable