Dear white girls,
Ok, so like how much Starbucks can you can't before your Uggs literally can't even?
If god isn't real then how did zip zop zoopity bop razzle dazzle jello pudding?
Sincerely, Bill Cosby
Please, I really like keeping you inside me. However, when I find you on my hands or shirt at an otherwise inappropriate times does worry me a bit. Could you at least show me where you came from? It would be the least you could do.
Sincerely, A leaky person
Dear Edward and Peter,
Please stop fighting. You are both terrible dates. We've decided to become lesbians.
Sincerely, Wendy and Bella
We have the same middle name. Let's be friends!
Dear women who complain about feminism,
Are you having a good time on the internet? You're Welcome
Please don't barge into my room unannounced when I am finally figuring out how pleasant "alone" time can be
Sincerely, Newly Frustrated
Here I come.
I don't love summer because I see you in skimpy bikinis, I love summer because I never need to wear a shirt
Sincerely, Self Proclaimed Narcissistic Douche
Sorry I peed in your bushes.
Sincerely, I really had to go.
Dear Gay Rights Activists,
Please don't get pissed and lecture people who say "faggot" and then turn around and call black people "niggers."
Sincerely, a concerned individual
When you said that you thought we could kill Prince Joffrey together, I think I fell in love with you.
Thank you for "shipping" me and my crush!
Sincerely, maybe he'll take the hint
Dear LGBT Community,
We fully support your pursuit of equal rights, however, please stop claiming that sexuality is something you are born with while your gender is a choice. It makes absolutely no sense.