Dear Victoria's Secret,
"Canadian residents must correctly answer a mathematical skill-testing question to redeem prize," is a part of your contest rules.
Sincerely, Is that for real?
Dear Queen Elsa,
I'm sorry if we made you mad. Will you please go back home now?
Dear Alveda King,
Your uncle must be rolling in his grave. Your position directly contradicts the principles of equality he stood for.
Sincerely, good job.
Dear reflective self,
Personal confession: I am African American and throughtout my entire life experience I will be the first to admit that I find Black people to be the most challenging people to deal with. Even with the existence of racism and other social ills, being raised around and dealing with Black people is still no cake walk. We carry a distinct attitude and energy about ourselves. I am proud to be Black but this doesn't mean that I don't see the truth about us. I used to date outside my race just to find something different from Black people. In a way, I found it refreshing. I am proud to say that now I do have a Black boyfriend who doesn't bring me all the burdensome experiences and qualities that I know Black people can bring.
Sincerely, My truth
Please realize there is a difference between sex and gender. Sex is the biological binary male or female, determined by genetics, genitalia, etc. Gender is what somebody chooses to identify as. There is a difference.
Sincerely, depending on the case, one might be more relevant than the other (more likely both)
Dear Anti-gun Americans,
Please realize that the only reason your country exists is because everyday people had guns and were willing to use them.
Sincerely, It's a basic right, deal with it.
Dear Biology teacher,
Please let it be acceptable to have a Hunger Games reference in my paper about deforestation
Sincerely, just added "That is mahogany" to say we rely on tropical forests for furniture
Dear employers everywhere,
Please, for the love of God, stop making fill out eight pages of webpage filled with the exact things that are on my resume. I'm a grownup.
Sincerely, Burned out and a little offended
Dear math geeks,
9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u)
Sincerely, i <3u
Dear websites ,
Please revise you're password system so I don't need a number,dash,symbol,gang sign to sign on
Dear public schools,
Please try to include more women in history lessons. Some all girl private schools know more about women in history than I ever will.
Sincerely, too poor for private school and wants to know about women who made an impact
Please stop saying all these modern movies are better because they made more money in the box office. The reason is that movie theatre tickets keep costing more and more!
Sincerely, Stop saying Superman was so great!
Dear teacher who yelled at me to spit my gum out,
It's in your hair now.
Sincerely, you could have asked politely.
Please stop acting like your better than me and that you "know what I'm going through". Last time I checked, you didn't have depression, insomnia, or ADHD. Side note- Maybe I wouldn't hate you so much if you used my pronouns and my goddamn name.
Sincerely, An incredibly pissed off trans* kid