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Dear girls,
When we can see your pockets coming out of the bottom of your shorts... that's when you should realize you're not actually wearing shorts.
Dear friends,
Yes, my boyfriend is 6 months younger than me.
Dear guy I like,
You walked me to my locker, you walked me to my locker, you walked me to my locker!
Dear people who cannot spell,
Please note that there is a big difference between "sweet pea" and "sweat pee."
Dear teacher,
Please know that if we can't wear that due to dress code then you shouldn't be able to either.
Dear college student,
I saw everything.
Dear college,
I know you really want all the loans paid off... do you mind if I pay you in gum?
Dear bullies,
And I suppose I have six eyes if I wear my science glasses over my prescriptions?
Dear Political Science teacher,
Thank you for allowing laptops in class.
Dear "Which came first the chicken or the egg?",
In the summer of 2010, a group of british scientists discovered that the protein that created the eggshell, ovocledidin-17, was only found in chickens; proving that the chicken came first.
Dear people of the modern world,
Please forgive us for not finishing our calander. We were kind of distracted by the Europeans killing us.
Dear kid telling me to stop being such a nerd,
I saw the grade on your paper.
Dear math teacher,
You earned my respect when you said that Batman is just a ninja who has a lot of money to buy expensive toys and play with them.
Dear professors,
I can't make revisions if I can't read your handwriting!
Dear Leonardo DiCaprio,
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
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