Dear People in general,
How do you know you're depressed enough to need help? When does thinking about suicide make me "at risk?"
Sincerely, I don't have time for this crap. Homework doesn't do itself.
Please don't tell me to have an abortion again.. This is my 2nd pregnancy, and I'm 24 years old...
Sincerely, worried that you won't approve (again) Grandaughter
Please lower the volume when watching internet porn. My bedroom has the same vent as the basement.
Sincerely, your adult kid.
Dear Little Sister,
Please stop leaving your birth control and sex toys on the floor of OUR bedroom. It is disgusting and I really didn't want to know you owned or used those things.
Sincerely, Trying to Ignore It
Please stop being so paranoide and over protectuve of me that I can't even hang out with good people
Sincerely, your drug-free virgin daughter
Dear new hire,
Yeah, I'm a girl. I've also been shopping her for the past seven years, and I've become good friends with the manager. Guess whose going to come out on top when I tell him about you trying to charge me 30 bucks for a 7 dollar game?
Sincerely, better fix your attitude
Please get yourselves together and don't drift away ever again.
Sincerely, trying to get some positive results by hard work
Dear Best Guy Friend,
Please realize that I don't care if your girlfriend is watching. When you come home from the army, I am giving you THE biggest hug ever, and not letting go.
Sincerely, you haven't even left yet and I'm worried.
Dear people who are against war,
Please stop trying to tell me my friend dying in my arms was completely worthless
Sincerely, I did it for you
Dear person who put the hogwarts letter in my locker,
I have bought all my books my broomstick and I will be leaving on April 21, all I need is my owl which you will send me and my ticket for platform for 9 3/4
Sincerely, you made my day now bring the owl... I'm waiting
Please realize, I am so screwed up. I know you want me to be normal, but I'm not.
Sincerely, I have anger management, dyslexia, and ADHD at the least, and you know it.
We Know you aren't all fat, but I'm pretty sure you know all of us don't play hockey or say eh after every sentence.
Dear buzz light year ,
Please teach me how to fall in style
Sincerely, just painfully fell down the stairs
No I do not spell it CDO
Sincerely, not all forms of OCD are the same