We consider a field trip successful when no lives are lost and no lives are created.
Sincerely, the teachers that came back with a very young student
Please don't get mad at me, your the one that told me to get a job.
Sincerely, I'm on 16 and Pregnant
Please come home. We haven't seen you in weeks and you're off your medication. We never should have given you that monkey.
Sincerely, your worried parents
Dear overweight boyfriend,
You have boobs too...
Sincerely, play with your own.
Dear boy's everywhere,
Since girl's bra's are called 'over the shoulder boulder holder'...does that mean your underwear is called an 'under the butt nut hut'?
Sincerely, Just curious
Dear person who came up with hugs,
Was the very first hug really creepy?
Sincerely, It must have been like "What are you doing? Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me."
You are just my oversized Sims game
What's a pretty girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Pi r not squared. Pi r round... Cornbread r squared.
Dear ex-best friend,
I love finding out about your new relationship with my crush via Facebook. It made my day.
Sincerely, I hope he has a tiny penis
Above all else,I hope death was the only thing you faked.
Dear Oxygen and Potassium,
Congrats on getting married. It may be none of my Bismuth, but your wedding wasn't great, it was OK.
Sincerely, a chemistry major.
Please stop calling me black. It's "African-American" now.
I'm am not calling you a slut, but there are a lot of new people all over your equipment lately.
Sincerely, tired of sweaty seconds.