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Dear self,
You're amazing in bed.
Dear Shop class,
SCREW YOU!
Dear You,
If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.
Dear Skittles,
I love you!
Dear Jon Snow,
You know nothing.
Dear plumbers,
Never be hot.
Dear other melon,
I'm sorry I just can't run away with you and get married.
Dear Bill Belichick,
Nobody believes you. Stop cheating!
Dear Pinocchio,
Never trust women.
Dear human,
I will not apologize for being an asshole to you.
Dear The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant,
Please stop marring my name.
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Dear feminists,
Equal rights come with equal obligations, equal accountability, and equal consequences. Stop trying to take the benefits without paying the costs.
Dear students at my school,
No, I don't have cancer. I'm not a lesbian. I'm not a neo-nazi. I'm not going through a personal crisis. It's not a religious thing or an anti-establishment thing. It's just a haircut. I'm the same girl as before.
Dear period,
Never have I been so happy to see you!
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