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Dear mom,
You yell at me when I leave my shoes in the hall, but it's ok for you to leave your bra on the couch?
Dear guy I like,
I was so disappointed when I heard you say "I love you" to someone else on the phone...
Dear teen underwear models,
What's it like knowing that all your classmates and teachers know what you look like in lacy bras and thongs?
Dear manly men who aren't afraid of anything,
Tampons.
Dear boys,
I've seen your girlfriend naked.
Dear scholarship committee,
No, really, look around. I am a minority.
Dear tampon and pad comercials,
Okay, so, mine's not blue.
Dear men,
Please think with the head that has the brain.
Dear police officer,
I swear to drunk I'm not God.
Dear health teacher,
How does it feel to know that the kids in your class know more about having sex, Illegal drugs and alcohol than you do?
Dear bed,
I really can't stay.
Dear people who tease me for reading for fun,
I was able to slack off and not read the story when it was given to us as assignment yesterday because I read two years ago for fun.
Dear weight loss ad,
Wow! Not only does your diet plan make people look thinner, but it changes their race and age too!
Dear high school girls,
When I see lingerie at Victoria's Secret that looks exactly like your homecoming dress, there's a problem.
Dear middle school teacher who told me I would amount to nothing,
The view from my dorm room at Harvard is great.
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