Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Sincerely, I can't trust you now
Dear History teacher that said he was going to write up everyone that wasn't in uniform tomorrow,
Isn't tomorrow free day, so we DON'T have to wear it?
Sincerely, "Oh, is it?" Yes. Yes it is.
Please Stop telling us jokes during fire drills and then yelling at us for laughing
Sincerely, I'd really like to sit with my friends at lunch instead of sitting in detention
Please dont make this any harder
Sincerely, broken hearted scot when she found out you were leaving
Dear modeling agency,
My selfie just got 34 likes. I'm ready to go pro.
Sincerely, white girls everywhere.
Dear attractive older boy,
When you pulled out the chair for me, looked into my eyes, and were polite and gentlemanly the whole night, I started to like you. And then you told one of my friends that you thought I was really pretty and then I knew I was in love. You took the time to talk to me and notice me. Thank you.
Sincerely, the shy, underclassman girl who thinks that anyone would be lucky to have you!
Please stop being so ignorant. An eating disorder is just that, a disorder. Not a lifestyle choice, and definitely is not glamourous. Stop everything you are doing.
Sincerely, an actual anorexic.
Dear girls who say the best guys are always gay,
Why do I always go for the straight guys then.
Sincerely, one of the gays.
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Sincerely, yes those are my pads and thanks for sharing them with the world
I fell in love with you the second you bought me chili cheese fries for breakfast.
Sincerely, your girlfriend
Dear Driver of a Silver Prius,
Please forgive me for putting a tiny dent in your car when I opened my door. I don't have insurance and my parents wouldn't let me tell you because we couldn't afford to have it fixed. :(
Sincerely, my parents won't let me do the right thing and it's eating me up inside
Dear person with diabetes,
No, I'm not ignoring you because you have diabetes. I'm ignoring you because you're acting like a bitch.
Sincerely, stop using you diabetes as an excuse for everything..
Dear anorexia ,
I just ate a whole pie
Sincerely, I regret nothing!
What the hell is Gatorade??
Sincerely, a confused Irish girl
I really appreciate you sincerely saying "you're pretty" to me. Especially because when you said it, it was the last hour of a 10 hour plane flight on a school trip when I was wearing sweats, no makeup, a comfy sweater and my hair looked like a rats nest.
Sincerely, how did I get so lucky to get you?