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Dear teachers,
Y do u think u r smarter than me.
Dear Swimsuit Season,
It's hard to accomplish anything when staying awake is a feat.
Dear people who doesn't believe in the bonds of friendship,
The 22nd of July two years ago, my dog went nuts; she wouldn't stop barking, she ran around the house and she kept nagging at my parents. She wouldn't stop until later that evening, when I called them to tell them I was alive.
Dear Sonic,
It nothing personnel kid.
Dear school,
Please explain why you suspended me for being called a "whore-faced bitch."
Dear Helena,
O me, you juggler! You canker blossom! You thief of love! What, have you come by night and stolen my love's heart from him?
Dear roommate,
When you ask me to walk your dog because you are still with your coteachers doing your Friday ritual, do bring home a boy you are toying with later. It makes it seem like you care more about sex then your dog.
Dear Dad,
Please, Next time you are giving a tour of the house, I'd appreciate it if you would demonstrate how awesome your room is in a fashion that doesnt include banging on the wall and shouting how "no one can here a thing!"...
Dear pneumonia,
Please remember that I am 25. You are about 50 years early.
Dear Girldfreind,
Thanks for letting me know everything you are too scarred to tell others, I will always be there for you
Dear popular girl who bullied me in high school,
Thank you for liking my post on Facebook about me being down a dress size even though I'm still overweight. It meant more to me than you'll ever know.
Dear body,
Please quit being such a jerk.
Dear certain authors on here,
Y'all sound hella thirsty. Just go talk to the dude.
Dear 5 Seconds of Summer,
Please do a free show for your fans in Georgia.
Dear maybe we need a refresher on the word "equality",
Maybe we need a refresher on how hard it was for white males to gain their rights and power.
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