Dear male teacher,
If I just came from the bathroom, whispered some thing to my best friend as she hands me her purse, and ask you if I can go back to the restroom, please let me go back!
Sincerely, My crush was in there...
Don't not do a thing that isn't not smart
Dear Kids at my school who "study" psychology in their free time,
Do you even understand what you're doing? You're using what very, very little professional psychological knowledge you have to look into what could very well be the darkest places in someone's mind. You have absolutely no right to access information that should be protected under doctor-patient confidentiality without consent. You have no right to use your potentially false knowledge to try and form an understanding of someone you know nothing about, and if you try to pick my mind apart again, I will do my damnedest to return the hell you're causing me.
Sincerely, What goes on in my mind is none of your freaking business.
Dear guy who lives down the hall,
Please next time you see me using a feature on my phone you don't like, keep it to yourself. Chewing me out for having a phone you deem "inferior" and then telling me to never use that feature in front of you again was very uncalled for.
Sincerely, my Dad got it for me, and I have no problem with it.
With all the stories you have done on evil stepmothers, how the HELL did you leave out mine?
Sincerely, Maleficent, Ursula, Lady Tremaine, Hitler and every Nazi and Slaveowner ain't got nothin
Dear Sink Fairy,
Please be real. Wave your magic wand over those who put the dishes in the sink in the first place. Then you wouldn't have to visit so often.
Sincerely, Your Sidekick
Sorry for clogging the toilet..
Sincerely, I had to keep wiping
Dear people who think all kids born '98+ are lost causes,
Actually, some of us don't have boyfriends or girlfriends, babysat for our phones, read and write every day, and know how to spell and use the parts of speech correctly. I know being bit in 1999 doesn't make me a 90s kid, but I still function properly.
Sincerely, thirteen-year-old girl who loves Harry Potter just as much as you.
I realise I might get a lot of hate for this... but please read with an open mind. The only reason I knew what discrimination and racism was is because they taught it to us in detail at school. Nobody is born thinking, "Oh, they're XXXXX so I hate them already!" Maybe if we stopped teaching it at such a young age, it would become nothing more than old stories to the future generations. If we stop arguing/complaining, maybe it wouldn't be such a huge problem...
Sincerely, a girl who thinks everyone should stop arguing about everything
Dear Game of Thrones,
So you're set in a richly detailed world, with multiple complex plot threads and many characters that you often kill off without warning? That's cute.
Sincerely, Malazan Book of the Fallen series (by Steven Erikson)
Dear woman next door who screams every night,
Please stop screaming, or atleast inform me if you're being abused or just having wild sex.
Sincerely, concerned and disturbed neighbor.
Dear Kung Fu,
Please download into my brain like in the matrix.
Sincerely, don't want to go to class
Please stop trying to prevent guns in schools with gun laws
Sincerely, since when do criminals follow laws anyways?
I had something to tell you, but I just can't remember.
Sincerely, your supposed owner