Please STOP F*&^%$ UP MY LIFE. IVE SPENT ALL MY TIME ON HERE AND IVE LOST MY JOB AT BUILD A BEAR AND NOW I CAN'T PAY MY RENT.
Sincerely, almost homeless because of you.
Dear Best Guy Friend/Crush,
Please understand that when you have me straddle you in a hot tub in my bikini, I am going to assume you're interested.
Sincerely, maybe you shouldn't be so misleading next time.
Dear financial advisor,
Please be advised that in the next six months I will have three more children and one less job. Let's talk about life change events!
Sincerely, Betcha didn't see that one coming!
Dear overweight mother,
Please stop accusing me of being anorexic and then telling me it's in my genetics to get fat someday everytime you see me eating.
Sincerely, wtf are you trying to do
Dear people who say "All Muslims are not ISIS",
Please remember that, while it is true that all Muslims are not evil or part of ISIS, their religion is completely evil and teaches them that all non-Muslims should be killed
Sincerely, the Muslim religion is corrupt
Why is it that when a person believes they're an alien from another planet they are institutionalized, but when a man comes out and says he's a woman he is "brave and being 'himself'?"
Sincerely, your logic makes no sense
Dear huge guy next to me,
No, I'm not judging you for listening to Vanessa Williams. Actually, since we're the only ones around, I was about to ask you if you could turn it up a little.
Sincerely, the pin up-looking girl
Dear People Who Say Christians Judge People on the Outside,
The boy I'm dating wears dark colors, has his hair dyed a dark blue, has earrings, and never misses a moment to pray to our Heavenly Father and Savior Christ
Sincerely, a Christian Female
I can't read minds. How am I suppose to know what clothes you need washed if you don't tell me?
Dear princess knight,
Please do exist, I really don't want to be a knight in shining armor.
Sincerely, guy who would love to meet or talk to a princess knight.
Dear "curiosity killed the cat",
What the hell was your cat doing on mars?
Please know that all skaters are not bad people. We do not all do drugs.
Sincerely, a skater
I know you have ocd, but your compulsive need to automatically throw away any paper you see laying around is really annoying to live with.
Sincerely, throwing away entire notebooks just because they were on the coffee table is not "cleaning up"
Dear Girls with big breasts that say girls with small breasts can't complain,
I am not saying that I want giant knockers bigger than my head that give me horrible back pain. I just want to wear cute shirts and dresses and have them fit. It would make me feel better about myself that I don't have to dress like a boy.
Sincerely, 29 year old who can't wear an A cup bra because it's too big, and depressed about it.