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Dear then/than,
It's you are welcome, therefore you're welcome.
Dear Mrs. Weasley,
Please explain to me how and why you adopted Harry Potter while I was at work... And how Dombledor approved of it.
Dear Girl staring at the muslim guy,
Please don"t just assume he is being stereotypical. after all he hasn't said anything
Dear River Song,
How come you made the Doctor, but you're married to him and the daughter of Amy and Rory?
Dear (sort-of-kind-of-not-really) ex-boyfriend,
It wasn't a relationship, so I'll never get closure. Just know that the mess we shared will take a long time to get out of my system.
Dear lady at walmart,
Please don't assume I know about condoms just because I am college age.
Dear band known as "fun.",
Please know that while I can't carry you there, I will CERTAINLY help you find your way back home.
Dear guy who lives down the hall,
Please next time you see me using a feature on my phone you don't like, keep it to yourself. Chewing me out for having a phone you deem "inferior" and then telling me to never use that feature in front of you again was very uncalled for.
Dear People,
Please stop judging me. I am a 21 year old female who loves anime/manga. I have a gay male friend who is one of the most important people in my life. My favourite band is Muse. I love Harry Potter, LoTR and The Hunger Games. I watch Friends and Gilmore Girls obsessively. I just graduated with first class honours in BA English Language and Linguistics. I want to travel the world. I AM MUSLIM.
Dear Store,
Sorry for clogging the toilet..
Dear pro-gay marriage people,
Please realize, you're the ones being assholes. 99% of those of us opposing you love gay people, we just don't think there's a right to marry, and past experience tells us this is going to be used to persecute Christians and anyone else who disagrees with homosexuality. Don't believe the government would ever force a church to marry gay people? You probably also thought Obamacare wouldn't force the Catholic Church to provide or perform abortions.
Dear People Against the Mormon Church,
People are starving and dying in the Middle East. And you're freaking out about Joseph Smith having 40 wives. Might want to change your priorities.
Dear Friends,
Ok, I admit it. I started feeling cold half an hour ago. But I'm six and a half hours out of seven wandering around Poland in a t-shirt in October, and I'll be damned if I admit it at this point.
Dear internet,
Isn't it funny that, besides the entire amusing post, you notice only the typo.
Dear Parents,
Pleas understand that just because I believe in equality doesn't make me a communist.
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