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Dear God,
Please send some clothes to the poor ladies on my dad's computer.
Dear Voldemort,
Why aren't you a unicorn?
Dear Teenage boys,
I see you when you are sleeping, and those are very naughty dreams...
Dear girls of Jersey,
I put the STD in STUD all I need is U!
Dear world,
Don't you ever feel like yelling "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS" when something goes wrong?
Dear Prince Charming,
You really didn't think we'd find out? It's time to chose buddy!
Dear History Teacher,
Kind of ironic I failed my presentation by not being loud enough.
Dear world,
What did sodium say when chloride attacked it?
Dear Lady at the park,
When you asked me if the baby was my sister, and I said no the look on your face was priceless!
Dear men who say that condoms are uncomfortable,
So is childbirth.
Dear people who live on the second floor,
I know I'm easy, but that doesn't mean you have to constantly use me.
Dear boys who ask why girls wear bras if they "have nothing to put in them",,
Please explain why you wear pants then...
Dear Football team,
Yes, yes I am blaring the Tangled soudtrack from my car right next to where your practice is taking place. No I will not stop.
Dear illegal Mexican immigrants,
Thank you for distracting the Americans from the other border...
Dear Grandma,
Why thank you, I am very ingenious and am going to rule the technological world because I knew how to fix your computer.
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