Dear Loch Ness Monster,
Please I'd like some waffle fries and a coke... For free!
Sincerely, Numa Numa guy
Am I the only one who hates the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, but loves the cereal part?
Sincerely, come on, I can't be the only one...
Dear the makers of the Hunger Games,
Hermione Granger did the whole braid thing first!
Sincerely, a Harry Potter fan that's frustrated with all these girls thinking it came from Katniss
Dear random guys on the street,
Please stop cat-calling, staring, flirting, and groping me.
Sincerely, I'm 13
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Sincerely, a guy who said something stupid and got his eyebrows plucked by force
My neighbor is an Italian shaman whose favorite hobby is to cook Norwegian food and sing opera while walking on coal.
Sincerely, my neighbor is cooler than yours!
If you don't know why I should care about something, why should I care about said something?
Dear teacher who just asked me why I wanted to go the bathroom with a friend,
Hermione was attacked by a bloody troll, Ginny got abducted, Katie got possessed, and Myrtle died!
Sincerely, the girl who's terrified to go alone
Teacher: If she jumped off a bridge, would you? Me: What if it was my only choice, because the bridge was on fire? Teacher: There aren't any "what ifs", answer the question. Me: Isn't your question a "what if" though? Teacher: Rage quit
Dear man with a flower in his hair who passed me on the sidewalk 8 years ago,
Please never change. I admit, I wrongly judged you when I saw you coming, and even laughed. But when you passed me, you said, "Have a nice day." You were completely genuine- to me, a stranger! I was so moved. You brought tears to my eyes and my outlook has changed since then. I don't think I'll ever forget you, and I wish I could see you again so I could thank you.
Sincerely, sometimes even the smallest things can mean the most
Please stop giving me a judgemental look for being on the pill. I'm on it for strictly superficial reasons, alas. (Besides isn't it a part of your job description to NOT judge?)
Sincerely, I may not be having sex right now, but my skin is AMAZING!
We have a saying that goes, "If someone talks to you on the streets, he's either drunk, insane, or American."
Dear "aren't you a little old to be a Girl Scout?",
Yes. yes I am.
Sincerely, Now would you like a box of thin mints or not?
Dear mom and dad,
Please don't get on my case about my grades. I care and worry about them. Is that not enough for you?
Sincerely, yes I know collage is coming soon