Please send some clothes to the poor ladies on my dad's computer.
Sincerely, 6-year-old daughter.
Why aren't you a unicorn?
Sincerely, You are what you eat
Dear Teenage boys,
I see you when you are sleeping, and those are very naughty dreams...
Sincerely, Santa Claus
Dear girls of Jersey,
I put the STD in STUD all I need is U!
Sincerely, Mike, the Situation
Don't you ever feel like yelling "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS" when something goes wrong?
Sincerely, it makes the situation 10x better, I assure you
Dear Prince Charming,
You really didn't think we'd find out? It's time to chose buddy!
Sincerely, Cinderella and Snow White
Dear History Teacher,
Kind of ironic I failed my presentation by not being loud enough.
Sincerely, it was on the Fifth Amendment, the right to remain silent
What did sodium say when chloride attacked it?
Dear Lady at the park,
When you asked me if the baby was my sister, and I said no the look on your face was priceless!
Sincerely, 11 year old baby-sitting her cousin
Dear men who say that condoms are uncomfortable,
So is childbirth.
Sincerely, put it on.
Dear people who live on the second floor,
I know I'm easy, but that doesn't mean you have to constantly use me.
Dear boys who ask why girls wear bras if they "have nothing to put in them",,
Please explain why you wear pants then...
Sincerely, uh, yeah I went there...
Dear Football team,
Yes, yes I am blaring the Tangled soudtrack from my car right next to where your practice is taking place. No I will not stop.
Sincerely, if it's so stupid, then why is numer 29 singing along?
Dear illegal Mexican immigrants,
Thank you for distracting the Americans from the other border...
Sincerely, illegal Canadian immigrant