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Dear little sister,
I told you not to feed your sick goldfish Advil.
Dear 'it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eyeball',
Then it's a new game, 'FIND THE EYEBALL!'
Dear monkey,
Thanks SO much for having your penis out at the zoo today. THAT was fun to explain to the kids I babysit.
Dear Secret Life of the American Teenager,
I find it quiet funny your sponsored by Nike.
Dear little brother,
No matter how much jello you put in the pool, walking on water will never be possible.
Dear Razor,
Who do you think you are, running around leaving scars?
Dear Hollister,
Oh? You sell clothes here? I came in to buy the hot shirtless guys you advertise...
Dear Virgin Mobile,
Irony.
Dear Trojan Vibrator Commercial,
Thanks for making it just a tad bit awkward as I was watching TV with my parents.
Dear penis,
Thanks for not bleeding every month
Dear children of the next generation,
Please accept this early apology for all of your names
Dear guy at my school,
Just because we had a similar idea doesn't give you the right to say "great minds think alike."
Dear Dad,
I didn't know you were serious when you said you'd show him the guns...
Dear gullible boys,
I loved seeing your face when I told you girls go to the bathroom together because there are two toilets in a stall and girls don't want to go to the bathroom with a stranger...
Dear Florida,
Wait...It's against the law for me to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant? Well, shoot. Where will I tie him now?
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