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Dear self,
You're amazing in bed.
Dear Shop class,
SCREW YOU!
Dear Jon Snow,
You know nothing.
Dear Skittles,
I love you!
Dear You,
If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.
Dear Pinocchio,
Never trust women.
Dear plumbers,
Never be hot.
Dear hCG,
You make me sick!
Dear other melon,
I'm sorry I just can't run away with you and get married.
Dear Bill Belichick,
Nobody believes you. Stop cheating!
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Dear human,
I will not apologize for being an asshole to you.
Dear period,
Never have I been so happy to see you!
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Avada Kedavra!
Dear The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant,
Please stop marring my name.
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