Dear Cat Cafe owners,
Please open a Dog Cafe, a Rabbit Cafe and a Singing Birds Cafe. Please open each one of them in a different neighbourhood. But first, please write every food and drink you sell on your menu.
Sincerely, "almond orange thingy - $1.25"
I know its a little much too ask, but please could stop this? I lost all of my friends and now I'm failing history. I don't have the grades or the friends so I don't know who I am anymore.
Sincerely, if I don't know who I am how am I supposed to sign this?
When you come back to our table, throw the receipt on the table and loudly argue about how you didn't get a tip, understand that you let in 10 people before us, even though WE were the only ones who had made a reservation, messed up our order over 5 times, overcharged us for all the food, and we still payed it, and made us wait 2 hours for a table and 1 and a half hour for menus. All because we were talking about how Twilight sucks and Harry Potter rocks.
Sincerely, Must Be A TwiHard.
Dear ignorant pig male in my physics class,
No, men are not all around superior to women. I can hold my breath, swimming upside down without plugging my nose, for 2 lengths of a pool COMPLETELY under water. And i can point my toes. Can you?
Sincerely, didn't think so. Don't tell a synchronized swimmer you are better at EVERYTHING.
Dear People who want equality,
What happened to individuality?
Sincerely, two different things
Yeah, I own a European car. In fact, I own two.
Sincerely, But I live in Europe.
Trying to be a Jedi, I am. Appreciate it if you'd stop interrupting me, I would.
Sincerely, The Next Female Jedi.
Please keep trying to catch the fog. Really.
Sincerely, it's funny when you mist.
Dear girl in my english discussion group,
Please let me do my job that I was assigned. I appreciate you trying to help me make connections between the book we are reading and other things, but I only need a few connections, not a hundred connections on the SAME subject. You chose to have your job just like I chose mine, its not my fault your job is just to draw stinken pictures while the rest of us actually have to write things down.
Sincerely, your highly annoyed group connector
Dear Empire State Building,
I live in the tallest building in Wyoming. Its a college dorm. With 12 floors
I have no idea how someone can go for four days without bathing.
Sincerely, you smell like a damn dumpster and I hate you
Dear my super awesome dog,
Roses are red, toilets are blue, I love you so much that I pick up your poo.
Sincerely, that is a pretty strong love my gorgeous australian shepherd
Dear Next Girl,
Please I just want a girl who's honest enough to leave her phone face up while we hang out.
Sincerely, the Ex-Boyfriend
I'm so sorry you chose common sense as your dump stat. "Really, really wanting" a game isn't enough, you have to actually pre-order it to guarantee you get one.
Sincerely, the sold out, "moron" game clerk