Please understand that we all know that it's NOT one time sale...
Sincerely, relaxed steam users.
I am sure I will find the humor in this prank after I change my pants. Thanks for scaring me to death at 2 a.m.
Sincerely, NOT BLINKING! Call the Doctor and Clara.
Dear social media,
I was raised into seeing complaining as a weakness, nudity as something natural and conversation as something you could learn from.
Sincerely, reconsidering my whole upbringing
Dear Metalhead Boyfriend,
Please know that I really do appreciate it when you get me onion rings from Sonic at 4 am. I wish I could wake you up with my voice, but I don't have one, so is extreme cuddling okay?
Sincerely, your mute and pregnant girlfriend.<3
Dear "Tomboys aren't girls in short shorts and tank tops all the time",
I happen to be a tomboy who loves wearing short shorts and is extremely fond of her tank tops. Doesn't make me any less of one.
Sincerely, so what?
Please delete you search history before you let me use your iPhone
Sincerely, "free porn clips"
No, it was not because I plagiarized that you found my entire essay as one answer on WikiHow. I posted it there.
Dear best guy friend,
Thank you for practicing and preforming me "Bella's lullaby" because you knew my parents were divorcing and you knew I liked twilight.
Sincerely, Best friend who's a girl and wants to marry you.
If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it.
Dear Those Who Think Rapping Is Just Talking Really Fast,
We prefer the term "talking with swag".
Sincerely, Rappers Everywhere
Dear kids who snitch on other kids,
Please accept my thanks. When you pass the word on a kid who's planning a massacre, you are a hero.
Sincerely, a guy whose daughter is still alive
Dear teacher with irrationally high standards,
When you are quickly and without repeating giving us hints for the final and the half of the class farthest away from you asks you to be louder, that means we can't hear you, not we are being annoying and should be punished by you talking faster.
Please remember that no matter what you look like, there's going to be someone out there that'll find you attractive.
Sincerely, people are into some pretty weird things
Dear middle school,
Please realize that a 5 minute passing period realy isn't enough time to go to the bathroom and that teachers rarely let us leave class. By taking away our bathroom privleges at lunch, you've ensured that we won't be able to go at all.
Sincerely, I really have to go pee!
Dear People around me,
Why do you always think I'm high when I'm not wearing my hearing aids? We've had multiple conversations about how I have to use cues from my other senses to compensate for my lack of hearing.
Sincerely, DEAFinitely not a stoner