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Dear Loch Ness Monster,
Please I'd like some waffle fries and a coke... For free!
Dear world,
Am I the only one who hates the marshmallows in Lucky Charms, but loves the cereal part?
Dear random guys on the street,
Please stop cat-calling, staring, flirting, and groping me.
Dear men of the world,
Here's some man-to-man-advice: Don't ever underestimate the power of femininity.
Dear teacher,
If you don't know why I should care about something, why should I care about said something?
Dear world,
My neighbor is an Italian shaman whose favorite hobby is to cook Norwegian food and sing opera while walking on coal.
Dear Doctor,
Please stop giving me a judgemental look for being on the pill. I'm on it for strictly superficial reasons, alas. (Besides isn't it a part of your job description to NOT judge?)
Dear man with a flower in his hair who passed me on the sidewalk 8 years ago,
Please never change. I admit, I wrongly judged you when I saw you coming, and even laughed. But when you passed me, you said, "Have a nice day." You were completely genuine- to me, a stranger! I was so moved. You brought tears to my eyes and my outlook has changed since then. I don't think I'll ever forget you, and I wish I could see you again so I could thank you.
Dear Americans,
We have a saying that goes, "If someone talks to you on the streets, he's either drunk, insane, or American."
Dear "aren't you a little old to be a Girl Scout?",
Yes. yes I am.
Dear ramdom girl in my math class,
"Umm, he's my twin brother..."
Dear Stacy,
Your mom has got it goin' on.
Dear school,
You had us take a survey in which we had say our ethnicity. Apparently, I wasn't Indian, because you meant Native American, or Asian, because you meant oriental.
Dear Joy,
You may be 'just a horse' to anyone else, but to me you are so much more. You taught me to be confident and hold my head high because I'm not powerless. You melt my stress away just by being around you. My anxiety has been lowered so much more since I've been riding and even though you are getting on in year, I want you to know how much you mean to me and always will.
Dear biased professors,
So, you only allowed one of my submitted works into the showcase, while everyone else got 5? Guess your plan backfired.
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