You're amazing in bed.
Sincerely, practicing safe sex by masturbating
Dear Shop class,
Sincerely, The girl with a failing grade.
Dear Jon Snow,
You know nothing.
I love you!
Sincerely, Marshawn Lynch
If you're reading this, you've been in a coma for almost 20 years. We're trying a new technique. We don't know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope we're getting through. Please wake up.
Sincerely, The scientists in year 2035
Never trust women.
Sincerely, John Bobbitt
Never be hot.
Sincerely, the girl responsible for the toilet clog and recovering from Taco Tuesday
You make me sick!
Sincerely, Pregnant women
Dear other melon,
I'm sorry I just can't run away with you and get married.
Dear Bill Belichick,
Nobody believes you. Stop cheating!
Sincerely, NFL fans everywhere!
Dear atheists who are critical of Christians,
Why do you celebrate Christmas, St. Patrick's day or Valentine's day?
Sincerely, a Christian who is fed up with your hypocritical complaining
I will not apologize for being an asshole to you.
Never have I been so happy to see you!
Sincerely, a girl who had sex for the first time.
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Sincerely, The Boy Who Lived