Dear Leash Holder,
Please release the tight hold you have. My ability to sway back to you is defeating and enticing at the same time. Just because our physical connection was like no other, it doesn't mean you can linger forever. Like you said, the timing was wrong even though I wanted it to be right. This is wrong.
Sincerely, Girl on a Short Leash
Dear Harry Potter,
Turn to page 394.
Sincerely, Proffesor Snape
Dear Baby Seal,
So you just walked right into a club?
It's not that I have no sympathy for people with cancer; I just can't see how you coming to work in your pyjamas is going to help them.
Sincerely, your baffled coworker
Dear person accusing me behind my back,
Please note that carefully restraining my son during a temper tantrum is NOT abuse. If I'm not much mistaken, it is rather more frowned upon to allow a child to hurt himself or others! You are only here a few hours per month. You have not seen him bash his head into the wall when angry, or try to bite himself or me, or kick me in the 8-months-pregnant belly. Don't shoot your mouth off without facts.
Sincerely, Frustrated parent
Dear maths teacher,
Please realise that we aren't college students who can understand and write every thing down in 0.02 seconds. Wish you knew that...
Sincerely, weren't you ever a student?!
Dear French teacher,
I'm glad you don't make us learn useless sentences like "the dog eats chicken" or "the car is blue", but the sentences you make us learn instead make me question your sanity. Under what circumstances would you need to know the French for "the skeleton is on the roof"?
Sincerely, is that an idiom or are you trolling us?
Dear 'Friendzoned' people,
Please... Just stop. I've had to explain to seven girls now why I'm not mad that they rejected me. Stop blaming people when they aren't attracted to your ugly face.
Sincerely, Someone who doesn't get mad when people don't want to date him.
Please don't buy me any new clothes. I am not five anymore, and do not want a purple shirt with a rainbow butterfly on the front.
Sincerely, your teenage daughter.
Dear Kid Next To Me In Math Class,
Please Don't make me watch over you to see if you did a problem right. I have my own work to do and I'm not the teacher.
Sincerely, Frustrated Smart Math Student
Please remember that there is also pressure from the other sex, the media, and society in general to look muscular, tall, and to lose our virginity as well. This can affect men in the same way even if it is not as common.
Sincerely, Mr. Low Self Esteem
Dear guy sitting next to me,
I told you how I felt, and some sort of reaction would be nice
Sincerely, girl who likes you a lot
Pics or it didn't happen.
Dear worst teachers I ever had,
Please stop treating every other student better than me just because I don't kiss your butt, just because I can't report you for your continuous injustice.
Sincerely, a student who feels really annoyed when dumber people get higher grades