Damn it! I told you we weren't going to lose to those stupid Jigglypuffs! Why would you fall off your broom!?
Dear girl at the bar,
This is the second time I've seen you out dancing and you licked my face both times. I don't know why you do this, but it is quite disturbing. I hope you had fun with that couple that propositioned me for a threesome.
Sincerely, this is why I stay home
Dear Any LDS moderators and anyone else who just wants to like it,
I got called to the Chile Antofagasta Mission Woohoo. I thought I would post it on here just for fun, even though it probably wont make it onto the home page
I have a penguin. His name is Reginald.
Dear Old Gods,
Please stop trying to break into our dimention. It was funny the first time when Cuthullu tried it now its just getting... old.
Sincerely, Deputy of Arkham
Dear Hold Guard,
But someone actually DID steal my sweetroll...
How is it that I can get rejected without making a move?
Please stop tasting so freaking good. You're going to get me diabetes someday.
This is an experiment to test the efficiency of the moderator system. Vote yes on this and we'll see how long it takes to get to the main page.
Sincerely, I am submitting this on February 3, 2013
Please create Google Global: an app that pairs two users across the world and allows each to chat in their respective tongue. Each time a user opens the application, there will be a new user from another country on the other end.
Sincerely, The World
Dear "Be Serious",
Last Time I tried that I was pushed through the veil by my cousin, leaving my troubled godson to fight the dark lord
Sincerely, Harry Potter Fan
What comes with the new Divorced Barbie??
Sincerely, All Ken's stuff
Dear everyone over the age of 17,
Please stop dating middle schoolers. If her age is on the clock, she is too young for you!
Sincerely, its called statutory rape.
I need advice on how to go through a breakup, and I don't have any friends. We were together about a year, and he broke up with me yesterday. I'm devastated and I don't know what to do. Please help?
Sincerely, broken hearted
Dear girls who hover over the toilet seat,
Please wipe the seat when you're done. I really don't want to sit in your urine. Also - please flush. I know you didn't use toilet paper, and that's pretty gross. I hope you enjoy those rashes.
Sincerely, the girl who just had to wipe the seat before sitting down.