Something is seriously wrong when I feel more comfortable naked than in a bikini
Sincerely, A girl who's grown up with naturism (nudity)
Dear person outside the bathroom stall,
Calm down, I just took a screenshot of a picture on Facebook. My volume just happened to be on loud..
Sincerely, I did not just take a picture of my crotch..
I know you like to drink, but please, ease up a little. Do you realize how bad it hurts to hear how unattractive I am? How I ruin your night? How you think I'm such a child? How many more nights will I have to be strong when you dump me, knowing it'll all be ok in the morning?
Sincerely, you're perfect when you're sober...
Please make a machine that will make our favorite characters real
Sincerely, lonely girl who has a crush on Takashi Morinozuka
Dear smoking person I passed on my bike this morning,
Please forgive me for fake coughing. That was a seriously jerky move on my part. I have habits just as bad and worse; it's not my place to judge you.
Sincerely, guilty passerby
Americans are only considered fat because everyone is classified as fat here unless your a size 00
Sincerely, average-weight American
Dear American girls,
Why do you always got for the Australian or British accents when you've got those Southern boys?
Sincerely, a Canadian girl who loves Southern accents
Dear guy that everyone says is a douche,
You brought me food at 10pm to my practice as I bawled my eyes out, makeup running, in costume and just sat and held me.
Dear Latin teacher,
Thanks for says, "That would make you a prostitute." when the girls in my class said they wanted to wear a toga.
Sincerely, that was great.
Dear guy friends,
Please don't be scared to go to the gay bar with us.
Sincerely, if girls don't throw themselves at you, gay guys certainly won't.
Dear people who complain about periods,
I had to run 3.2 miles in the hail on my period with a sprained ankle
Sincerely, yeah I thought so.
I have a Dreamcast.
Sincerely, Martin Luther King Jr.
Dear people who's ads are obviosly viruses,
Please check what operating system I use.
Sincerely, I use Mac not Windows
Dear Man in the Grocery Store,
Please don't wear yoga pants ever again.
Sincerely, a scarred teenage girl