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Dear humans,
Why do we walk on two legs? We're wasting our arm muscles.
Dear rude and disgusting co-worker,
Please date the girl who insults and makes faces at you. She's crazy about you, and I saw you blush when she mocked your facial hair. I know you smile when she brushes against you.
Dear ISIS,
Please stop being such LOSERS
Dear mom who says I do nothing,
Please realize that I am doing something: Trying to fight off the wish to die. And you're not helping.
Dear boys,
Please explain why it's considered gay to ask sexual questions to each other.
Dear boy who picked on me in middle school,
Why didn't you tell me how you felt when we were 13?
Dear Kids I babysit,
Please don't bug me to play the second I get there at 7 am
Dear stranger,
Thanks to you I wasn't stranded in the middle of nowhere for forgetting to turn off my headlights. You were seriously god sent.
Dear ex best friend,
Please understand that I am not trying to ignore you , but you abandoning me after I was raped really hurt and caused a lot of problems for me. I'm just trying to do what's best for me. I'm sorry.
Dear ignorant neighbor,
Please stop taking your dog inside every time I let mine out. Yes, he's big. Yes, he's got a block head. Yes, his ears are cropped. And yes, he is a full blood pit bull. BUT he is no more dangerous than any other dog! Quit listening to biased media!!!!
Dear random boners,
Stop. Just stop.
Dear Belgium,
Please accept my deepest condolences. My heart to you
Dear young teens,
Please stop talking and acting like you're grown. wait till you're 18 AND THEN mess up your life.
Dear boyfriend,
You asked me what I wanted for my birthday, I said "just come spend time with me." Why am I not surprised that you texted asking to reschedule because of another of your friend's random parties?
Dear nosy people,
A transwoman using the restroom doesn't bother me. What does bother me, however, are the people who want to look at everyone's junk to see what they have. Maybe you should mind your own business.
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