Oh, wait... hmm, awkward....
There is no team Edward, no team Jacob, no team Potter, no team Gale or Peeta. There isn't even a team guy who almost hit Bella with a car.
Sincerely, There is ONLY team Rocket
Not cool bro.
Dear Other Majors,
We're not analyzing you . . . ok, maybe a little.
Sincerely, Psychology Majors
Dear neighbors blasting rap,
This means war.
Sincerely, get ready for showtunes
Dear health teacher,
Please don't take off points because my oral presentation didn't include any images.
Sincerely, my topic was pornography
I'm sorry I always pause the movie when you're making the worst face possible...
Sincerely, I just have to go to the bathroom.
Dear Foreign Language Teacher,
The hardest part about the test isn't knowing the vocab, it's figuring out what each picture is
Sincerely, is that a coat or jacket?
Dear 7 year old brother,
Please continue to hop away like a bunny when I told you to 'hop off' because I was in a bad mood. You made my day.
Sincerely, Amused older sister.
Dear omg Wut r u Gona get me 4 Xmas?,
A fricken dictionary.
Sincerely, The world.
Did you really just ask me if I wanted to go spin donuts in the local grocery store parking lot at 9 at night?
Sincerely, I like when mom is on vacation.
Dear movie theater usher,
What's in my bag you ask? Oh just my convenient Pocket Constitution, Bill of Rights, Amendment IV, which happens to state that I have the right not to be searched without a warrant. Hm. Convenient.
Sincerely, I like my gummy bears and I'm not paying $12 for them
People say they can't live without you. I personally think I'm more important
Dear 'customer' who stole my phone while I was working to help you,
Please know that I had to run your credit, and know your name, address, and I also have you on camera stealing it.
Sincerely, knock, knock... it's the police.