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Dear ex,
Please know lying about having cancer is not healthy behavior.
Dear society,
I used to be in a relationship with a girl who would slap me all the time in public, call me worthless and would spit at me during sex. Every person I asked for help just laughed at me. Thanks for nothing.
Dear modeling agency,
My selfie just got 34 likes. I'm ready to go pro.
Dear Racist parents,
I am sorry, but I really do like everyone no matter what colour they are.
Dear attractive older boy,
When you pulled out the chair for me, looked into my eyes, and were polite and gentlemanly the whole night, I started to like you. And then you told one of my friends that you thought I was really pretty and then I knew I was in love. You took the time to talk to me and notice me. Thank you.
Dear couple sitting next to me on the plane,
Thanks for the pamphlet on accepting Jesus. I'm Jewish.
Dear world,
Whether you believe in Adam or the Atom, we are all equally capable of living peacefully.
Dear girls who say the best guys are always gay,
Why do I always go for the straight guys then.
Dear guy,
Please don't go through through my bag. Seriously please.... Too late
Dear Parents,
Just because I'm more open-minded than you, doesn't mean I am going to hell.
Dear people who complain about being in the friendzone,
Please understand that she may not be the girl for you. I acted on my affections for a girl and all it got me was a "friend" who abused me because she knew I was so deeply in love with her that I wouldn't care.
Dear girlfriend,
I fell in love with you the second you bought me chili cheese fries for breakfast.
Dear Americans,
What the hell is Gatorade??
Dear boyfriend,
I really appreciate you sincerely saying "you're pretty" to me. Especially because when you said it, it was the last hour of a 10 hour plane flight on a school trip when I was wearing sweats, no makeup, a comfy sweater and my hair looked like a rats nest.
Dear Driver of a Silver Prius,
Please forgive me for putting a tiny dent in your car when I opened my door. I don't have insurance and my parents wouldn't let me tell you because we couldn't afford to have it fixed. :(
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