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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Apple,
Please "If you don't have an iPhone, well, you don't have an iPhone."
Dear Democrats,
Calling black Republicans "Uncle Toms" is racist. Your political affiliation does not give you license to be hateful to the people who disagree with you.
Dear Star Wars fans,
What if the Indiana Jones stories are really Han Solo's dreams when he is frozen in Carbonite?
Dear Diary,
I ate a unicorn today. It was tasty.
Dear Certain colleges,
Please don't make it so hard to find the decline slip. Hiding it will not change my decision, only piss me off
Dear Vinegar,
I'm the reason anybody actually likes you.
Dear Internet,
Please realize stereotypes are there for a reason
Dear Jobs I applied for,
Please think about getting back to me sooner. I found a better job while waiting, and 3 months is a dang long time to wait to hear that I wasn't accepted.
Dear visting USS George Washington Sailor,
Please don't leave, you just got here.
Dear visiting in-laws,
Please remember that there are latches on our toilet lids for three reasons: your very active, inquisitive grandchildren. When you leave the lids up, those latches are rendered completely ineffective.
Dear dad,
Please know that I will never forgive you for making my childhood/teenage years a living hell. I was the best child I could be, but you still put me down.
Dear boys,
We like sandwiches too!
Dear woman at my gym,
There was no real need to bitch at me the way you did. I didn't realize that looking at you was deemed offensive.
Dear Republican Party,
You've got plenty of candidates that can beat Hillary. Jeb Bush is not one of them. Please, nominate somebody who can actually win.
Dear Boys who claim that girls only go for the hot guys,
Please remember that we feel the same way about how you pick your girlfriends. Also, please remember that we want to be teens, not 16 year old mothers. With that in mind, note that we don't want a hot guy, we want someone who understands us.
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