Dear boy who opened the door for me,
I'm sorry that I didn't notice you and went through the other door. Thank you for chasing me down, dragging me back into the building with you and making me go through the door while you held it.
Sincerely, You made my life...and now I have a crush on you!
We consider a field trip successful when no lives are lost and no lives are created.
Sincerely, the teachers that came back with a very young student
Dear "Pretty" girls at my school,
You do realize that back in the 1800's, the only women who wore make-up were prostitutes?
Sincerely, it explains SO much.
Dear Ambercrombie and Fitch,
Why do all your stores have the same smell? Like a combination of date rape and bulimia?
So, if nobody jumps off a cliff, will YOU jump off?
I thought you were texting in class. Instead, I see you playing Pokemon on a Gameboy Advance. Carry on.
Please come home. We haven't seen you in weeks and you're off your medication. We never should have given you that monkey.
Sincerely, your worried parents
Well, at least them apples did you some good.
Sincerely, Adam and Eve.
Dear Harry Potter,
I thought I was the Chosen One?!
Above all else,I hope death was the only thing you faked.
Dear person who came up with hugs,
Was the very first hug really creepy?
Sincerely, It must have been like "What are you doing? Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me."
Dear health teacher,
Sex Ed is awkward by itself, but the fact that you're pregnant only makes it worse.
Sincerely, horrified student
I Get So Hard For You.
You are just my oversized Sims game