Dear Kate Moss,
I know what skinny feels like. Hungry. Thats what it feels like.
Dear kid who called my brother gay and made fun of him for his diabetes,
Please realize hes only 10 and is constantly made fun of for giving himself needles
Sincerely, his loving sister who now cries herself to sleep because of you
Dear Fall Out Boy,
What did I do in the dark that your songs know about?
Dear butterflies in my stomach,
Please find somewhere else to flutter; I need to sleep tonight.
Sincerely, Soon to Defend her Thesis
Dear people who claim that being gay is wrong because the bible says its an abomination,,
It also says women wearing pants is an abomination..
Sincerely, read more carefully next time
Dear friend complaining that I put you in the "friend zone",
Please don't blame me for not being attracted to you in that way.
Sincerely, don't let this come between us
I wasn't born a Jedi. I didn't find a wardrobe to Narnia when I was eight. I didn't get my Hogwarts letter when I was eleven.
Sincerely, I'm counting on you to take me on an adventure when I'm fifty
Dear guy from my training class,
It was amazing having you open up to me. It was the first time I've ever seen that side of you, and I liked it. A lot.
Sincerely, I've been developing feelings for you for a while. This made them stronger.
Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to go down on you. And you're gonna love it. But it's only going to be long enough for you to start enjoying it, then I'm going to come back up and screw you, big time.
Sincerely, Fuel Prices
If you dare call my friend fat again I will castrate you with a machete.
Sincerely, you better sleep with one eye open
Dear people who think J. K. Rowling can write another book for the harry potter series,,
Please realise that she can't because of quite a few things. 1. She tied up everything around the number 7 and she can't go and ruin it. 2. Also writing another book would go against the last three words of Harry Potter book 7: "All was well."
Sincerely, a person who actually read the books and saw the connections.
Please know that I can actually hear you when you sing in the shower....
Sincerely, wearing headphones and humming really loud to drown out your voice
Dear Indiana Jones theme song,,
Thanks for making studying for biology that much more epic.
Sincerely, A, here I come!
Dear honey bunches of oats commercial ,
I dont think if I went up to a strangers house with a bowl of cereal they would eat it..
Sincerely, but hey! It is delicious