Thanks for glitching and posting on my timeline that my ex-girlfriend and I are together. Really appreciate it.
Sincerely, pissed off Facebook user
Dear best friend's ex boyfriend whom she hates,
She may not like you very much and say douche bag everytime you by, but you are the greatest friend anyone could have.
Sincerely, pulled me out of my depression and saved one of our friend's lives.
Thank you for masking my sobbing from the rest of the house.
Sincerely, girl who broke up with her boyfriend for selfish reasons.
I don't need *modern* feminism because I don't want to be associated with an ideology that dismisses a woman's voice because she disagrees with and/or questions it or dismisses a man's voice simply because he's a man. If feminism is actually about equality, the current movement needs to start acting like it.
Dear future boyfriend,
Please hurry up. I'm sick of eating Doritos alone in bed on a Friday night.
Sincerely, already missing you
She's 18 and about to graduate and go to college. I'm 16 and homeschooled and not really getting anywhere in life. Why did you have to go and make me fall for her?
Sincerely, don't stand a chance.
Dear person in the stall next to me,
Please hurry up and leave...
Sincerely, I really need to poop.
Dear Black People,
Please don't think I'm racist because I'm following you around "Customer Servicing" you.
Sincerely, My Manager is the one making me, I don't actually think you're stealing
Dear cute C-average jock who just asked me out,
You might not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but your're a tool all the same.
Sincerely, the girl who doesn't feel bad about saying no
Dear software developers,
There is an App Data folder for a reason.
Sincerely, stop filling up my Documents folder with crap.
Stop trying to make "Poke" happen. It's not going to happen.
Sincerely, Regina George
Dear "A seed is not a tree.",
Give it a chance, and it may give others shade and rest.
Sincerely, Please, think about it.
Dear Harry Potter fans ,
Bag is bigger on the inside. travels and saves the world?
Sincerely, Hermione is a time lord.
Leave me alone! I want to just be myself!
Sincerely, Strong Acids and Bases