Please I read alot here about your gratitude to your soldiers for fighting over seas, but not once here or any other place have I ever heard an american thanking an foreigner for fighting in the same war. The latest, war against terror is notable you war. Your declaration. But the UK lost people. Canada lost people. Scandinavia lost people. They fought for your "freedom" also.
Sincerely, Where is the gratitude to them?
Dear JC Penny Employee,
Please know that my open ridicule of the less than relatable size zero mannequin was not an invitation to point me in the direction of the "bigger" mannequin.
Sincerely, size 12 is not fat
Dear mysterious bruises,
Where do you come from?!? WAIT! Does life throw lemons at my while I sleep?!?
Sincerely, stop! It looks like I've been mugged!
Please understand that telling everyone that you have a disorder is an awful way to look for attention, considering there are people who really do suffer from it in our school.
Sincerely, I love you, but I'm so ashamed of you.
Today, I looked in the mirror, and decided I was pretty.
Sincerely, and you know what? I was.
I know that a lot of Americans give off a generally stupid and arrogant vibe, but I swear that we're not all like that. I hate the states just as much as you do, and being afraid to leave the country isn't exactly helping.
Sincerely, an American who hates the reputation her country has
Dear 6'2" boyfriend,
I just bought my first pair of high heels.
Sincerely, your 4'10" girlfriend.
Dear baby sister,
I waited for you for six months, you know. I even had your name picked out for when you were born. I thought it would be so cool to finally have a younger sibling. I'm sorry it had to end before we met.
Sincerely, the teenager mourning for her mother's miscarriage.
Dear sociology professor,
Please realize we paid to learn so stop showing us pictures/ videos of your cats and actually teach us.
Sincerely, your students
Dear 26-year-old Virgin,
Please keep up your morals. Good for you!
Sincerely, In the same boat.
Dear Miss Muffet,
Please don't be scared of me, I only trying to make some friends.
Sincerely, the spider who sat next to you.
Dear teenager living next door,
Please keep singing when you take your dog out at night. My windows are usually open, and it brightens my day so much evey time I hear you singing. Please never stop, your voice is so beautiful and you need to share it with the world, even if it isn't perfect, even if it's only with one neighbor every night who you've never even realized has listened. Hearing your voice makes me so happy.
Sincerely, the neighbor across the cul de sac
Dear people who say that vegetarians are plant killers,
Please stop a think for a moment. Both meat-eaters AND vegetarians eat plants. Meat-eaters just also eat meat.
Sincerely, a vegetarian who is sick of this joke, only because it is entirely inaccurate
Dear girl in my World History class who just said you can be Atheist and also be a Christian,
...... Tell me that didn't sound ridiculous just to me. Why would someone who doesn't believe in God want to be in a religion completely devoted to the existence of a deity?