Your hand on the clock is still pointing at "lost." So is mine.
Dear Mules next door,
No, I don't have anything in my pockets, but thanks for letting me scratch your ears
Sincerely, Equine lover
Dear "If your age is on the clock you're too young for cock",
Oh, so 13-year-olds are acceptable?
Sincerely, If you're a teen, you're too young for peen.
I have insomnia, and you stayed up with me until I fell asleep. Thank you.
Sincerely, I love you.
Dear people around me,
Please stop calling me up to speak in front of large groups of people without warning
Sincerely, a shy person who gets nervous in front of a lot of people
Dear Maths book author,
The quiz on your website led to a 3-hour conversation with my crush.
Sincerely, forever grateful geek girl
You are awesome. Thank you for spending so much of your energy on our kids.
Dear people who say they have 'OCD',
Please realize that OCD is a mental disease, not something cute to name your pet peeves. You wouldn't joke about having Alzheimer's.
Sincerely, someone who's ill
Please, no matter how horrible your life may be right now, don't kill yourself. Suicide doesn't end the bad things, it just eliminates the possibility of things ever getting better.
Sincerely, I love you all, even if I've never met you, and you will do great things someday
Please stop calling me "crazy", "weird", or "psycho". I have OCD, I'm really trying to control it.
Sincerely, your daughter/sister.
Please refrain from dating women you have nothing in common with and being surprised when they disappoint you.
Sincerely, That Girl You Rejected Because She's Too Intelligent
Dear people who say that evolution is "just a theory"...,
So is gravity.
Sincerely, a science student.
Don't worry--gravity works! I was just making sure we didn't all drift off into space.
Sincerely, Girl who just faceplanted in the middle of a busy hallway.
Dear Internet Pop-up Ads,
Does anyone fall for your enticements?
Sincerely, Curious and Virus Free