SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear Ex-Bestfriend,
If I was fine without you before I met you, I will be fine without you now. People come and go.
Dear best friend's mom,
You don't deserve to have him for a son. He has done nothing but overcome the obstacles you've placed in front of him, while you sit on your ass and criticize every decision he makes. He's twenty, let him live his life on his own. He did it for two years.
Dear Americans,
We Know you aren't all fat, but I'm pretty sure you know all of us don't play hockey or say eh after every sentence.
Dear Cat,
Please don't kneed on my bladder when i have to pee.
Dear American Police,
Please stop using your status as being police to commit acts of violence in public
Dear guys who are tired of being friend zoned ,
How am I supposed to know that... It's not like you told me.
Dear person who thinks they sing better in the shower than performers,
The acoustics in your shower actually make you sound better than you actually are.
Dear Australians and Hawaiians,
Sometimes we just have to let it go, there are stereotypes everywhere.
Dear Teachers,
Please stop assigning an absurd amount of homework over the weekend.
Dear Christian conservatives fighting my abortion,
The doctors have told me that there is a 100% chance that my son would come into this world with a brain condition that would cause him unrelenting, unavoidable physical pain.
Dear buzz light year ,
Please teach me how to fall in style
Dear people at my school who think they're "ghetto" and our town is "ghetto" also,
Please realize that if you really lived in a ghetto you couldn't afford the iPhone that your parents bought you.
Dear whoever just pulled the fire alarm,
Are you aware that it's 2 degrees out?
Dear Best Guy Friend,
Please realize that I don't care if your girlfriend is watching. When you come home from the army, I am giving you THE biggest hug ever, and not letting go.
Dear face,
Please explain to me how I have worse acne at the age of 22 than I did in high school.
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