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Dear Facebook,
Thanks for glitching and posting on my timeline that my ex-girlfriend and I are together. Really appreciate it.
Dear best friend's ex boyfriend whom she hates,
She may not like you very much and say douche bag everytime you by, but you are the greatest friend anyone could have.
Dear shower,
Thank you for masking my sobbing from the rest of the house.
Dear everyone,
I don't need *modern* feminism because I don't want to be associated with an ideology that dismisses a woman's voice because she disagrees with and/or questions it or dismisses a man's voice simply because he's a man. If feminism is actually about equality, the current movement needs to start acting like it.
Dear future boyfriend,
Please hurry up. I'm sick of eating Doritos alone in bed on a Friday night.
Dear God,
She's 18 and about to graduate and go to college. I'm 16 and homeschooled and not really getting anywhere in life. Why did you have to go and make me fall for her?
Dear person in the stall next to me,
Please hurry up and leave...
Dear Black People,
Please don't think I'm racist because I'm following you around "Customer Servicing" you.
Dear cute C-average jock who just asked me out,
You might not be the sharpest tool in the shed...but your're a tool all the same.
Dear software developers,
There is an App Data folder for a reason.
Dear Facebook,
Stop trying to make "Poke" happen. It's not going to happen.
Dear "A seed is not a tree.",
Give it a chance, and it may give others shade and rest.
Dear Harry Potter fans ,
Bag is bigger on the inside. travels and saves the world?
Dear Chemists,
Leave me alone! I want to just be myself!
Dear fellow people of the world,
So, we all like foreign accents, and none of us like the accents we grew up with so... we should all move around the world!
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