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Dear world,
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Dear cop behind me,
Please turn, please turn, please turn!!!
Dear extremely hot guy waving,
Yeah, good morning to you too *wink*.
Dear Summer,
I know you're hot, but I've found someone cooler.
Dear worksheet,
Please don't have a backside, PLEASE don't have a backside!
Dear dog,
This game was your idea. Why am I doing all the work?
Dear hot chocolate ,
I think you're pretty hot.
Dear fellow teenagers,
You know it's bad when you start cleaning your room to avoid doing your homework.
Dear Jessie ,
If it's not about the money, money, money, then why isn't your song free?
Dear 2am,
We have got to stop having this affair; 6:30am is starting to get suspicious.
Dear friends,
Is "you'd be interesting when you're drunk" a compliment, or should I take offense?
Dear sunbathing "babysitters",
Maybe we should switch jobs.
Dear Summer,
I want you back. Sure, winter break was cute, but he was kind of cold to me. Spring break was totally hot and awesome, but it didn't last long. I seriously want you now hot stuff.
Dear boys who wear skinny jeans with belts halfway down their butts,
What's the point? The belt has no use.
Dear Adele,
I can help you with the "fire burning in your heart."
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