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Dear KFC commercial executives,
Please stop featuring only African American people in your commercials. We do eat other things besides fried chicken...
Dear East Coast,
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Dear girlfriends,
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Dear teenagers,
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Dear Tom Hiddleston,
Please continue being a heart throb for girls and a great role model for boys.
Dear anti-vacciners,
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Dear pro-lifers,
My life. My body. My decision.
Dear boy I like,
You must be made of copper & tellurium because you're CuTe.
Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Dear cheerleaders,
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Dear girl,
You must be made of copper because I "CU" in my dreams.
Dear Winter,
We have enough snow now!
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Dear salt,
You are sodium funny!
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