Please WRONG LEVER
Dear rest of the world,
Just to tell you no one in Australia says "put a shrimp on the barbie" For one we call them prawns!
Sincerely, ALL Australians
Dear people who care far too much about people's backgrounds,
I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Thanks, but I REALLY didn't need to see that.
Sincerely, so it really is true that there's a fetish for everything...
I don't understand why you think that I'll be safer if I give you my phone number to put on display.
Sincerely, I'll take my "medium" level security, thank you very much.
Dear makers of "Quest for Camelot",
How does the stone heal King Arthur's arm and separate conjoined dragons, but fail to restore Garrett's sight?
Sincerely, I'm all for handicapped heroes, but that's a gaping plothole
I'm not ready. I don't think I'll ever be.
Sincerely, girl who wants to pull a Peter Pan
Please realise that being anorexic was not an actual choice. It started as me cutting down on snacks to eat healthier, but then I started looking in the mirror and I started hating what I saw...the stomach, the thighs, the fatty arms...and I just stopped eating..I'm so sorry
Sincerely, an all too true reality
You might be fun to play with, and good for babies. But when you are start hurting for no reason, I don't like you.
Sincerely, girls everywhere.
Dear websites with accidental texts from parents about cheating,
If any of this were true, you would realize that getting a text like that is traumatic and upsetting. The last thing you are thinking about is exploiting it.
Sincerely, This happened to me and I'm not the same anymore
Dear Dudes trying to hit on me,,
If you know who John Eggbert,Ask Ketchum, Nibbles, Bean the Dynamite, Kiku Honda, and Princess Luna are and have an awesome sense of humor then it might happen.
Sincerely, Yeah Im a nerd. No Im not desperate
Dear people that say those who seem the happiest are usually the saddest,
It's not the happy ones. It's the ones with the fake smiles that don't reach their eyes. It's the ones who smile at other people but look away and let their face become blank again. It's the ones who immerse themselves in whatever their doing so they don't have to deal with what's going on around them.
Sincerely, It's happiest ones, it's the ones without any emotion left
Dear Dora ,
Please come home. We miss you. You haven't taken your medication in weeks. We should have never bought you that monkey
Sincerely, your worried parents
Dear guy who works at Trader Joes,
You totally made my day when you had a box on your head and a light saber in your back pocket. You're awesome
Sincerely, the girl who was smiling like an idiot