My heart goes out to you all.
Sincerely, a neighboring American
Dear girls complaining about all the nice guys being gay or married,
What does that say about single, straight guys like me?
Sincerely, yes, I'm a recovering jerk.
Please realise that when I say 'I don't like hugs' it is not an invitation to hug me. I have a very good reason not to like them. I also have a fight-or-flight instinct that is pretty much stuck on 'fight'.
Sincerely, I'm a firm believer in second chances. But not third ones.
Please don't barge into my room unannounced when I am finally figuring out how pleasant "alone" time can be
Sincerely, Newly Frustrated
Please realize Taylor Swift is a maturing young women, who is just trying to find herself in the spotlight. Just because she's had heartbreaks and expresses it through her music, doesn't mean you have to hate her for it.
Sincerely, talk about bullying.
Dear "Are you a boy or a girl?",
Wanna check for yourself?
Sincerely, what's between my legs is my business
Dear slut shamers,
If wearing short skirts and low cut tops makes me a slut, and modest, non-revealing clothes make me a good girl - Will wearing a wedding dress make me married?
Dear world at large,
Why does everyone hate Nickelback?! I'm so confused! Is this a running joke I missed or something??
Sincerely, girl who actually likes their songs
Dear boy who stood up for me when I was getting bullied in 5th grade,
Bro, what happened?
Sincerely, you're bullying me now?
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
Dear friend-zoned friend who just asked if we are now more than friends,
Sincerely, 'cause we're now BEST of friends.
Dear Guy in my building,
Please don't glare at me when I open the building "only" two minutes early. Next time, don't be wearing shorts in a snow storm maybe?
Sincerely, disgruntled building worker in Wisconsin
Dear LGBT Community,
We fully support your pursuit of equal rights, however, please stop claiming that sexuality is something you are born with while your gender is a choice. It makes absolutely no sense.
Dear Annoying People talking about relationships and being single,
Sincerely, I come on here to laugh not to hear about your relationship