Please bring back the lime skittles. We were all very upset when you discontinued them.
Sincerely, lemon lime lovers everywhere
Please forgive us for Justin Bieber, Nickleback, Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne and Stephen Harper...Especially Stephen Harper
Sincerely, All of Canada
Dear guy friend,
Thank you for telling me that there's nothing wrong with being a strong woman, and not to let anyone tell me differently.
Sincerely, feeling more comfortable in my own skin
Please don't back up into your meat grinders.
Sincerely, you might get a little behind in your work.
Bowties are cool.
Sincerely, The Doctor
If you're going to spend the morning trying to have "quiet" sex, please shut the door all the way.
Sincerely, your not deaf roommate.
Please stop comparing me to my big sister.. I can't take it..
Sincerely, little sister living in the shadow
Dear girl I love,
Either we're in a relationship or we're not. Please make up your mind and stop toying with my heart.
Sincerely, your girlfriend (?)
Please stop exacting revenge because I didn't give you a baby
Sincerely, girl in som serious pain
Please stop complaining about grading all our work.
Sincerely, you assigned it.
Intelligence is sexy, so invest time in becoming so.
Sincerely, Girl who is tired of dating idiots
Dear people with their pants falling down,
Just say no to crack.
Sincerely, Not even once.
Don't try and get upset over my opinion on gay marriage. You are the one who called me out and demanded that I answer you, so don't try and act like I'm 'oppressing' you when I tell you it's a sin. Premarital sex is a sin too, but I don't 'oppress' any of the others about it when they talk about it.
Sincerely, your Christian coworker who is willing to live and let live.
Dear boyfriend ,
Thanks for persuading everybody at the costume part that mine was the best because I was obviously Waldo and couldn't be found
Sincerely, miserably sick at home