Dear body art haters,
Please stop judging us negatively for having tattoos
Sincerely, "Most people hang their art on walls - We wear ours"
Dear Person Who Stole the Contents of My Wallet,
You took everything except my Starbucks card. I can't identify myself anywhere, buy groceries, get myself home, or use any of the gift cards given to me for my birthday, but I can buy a 4 dollar latte. Thanks a lot bitch.
Sincerely, Had to beg for bus fare
Dear movies/TV shows with truth serum,
You do realise that the serum only prevents you from telling lies right? I don't recall anywhere in the description that makes the user blurt out things they would never say to anybody, no matter how truthful, against their will.
Sincerely, truth doesn't mean saying everything you'd like to say
Dear poster who made the "Dear Psychology majors" comment,
Psychology focuses on the MIND while neuroscience focuses on the BRAIN. The brain and the mind are different. The mind gives soul to the brain. Without the mind the brain would just be a biologically functioning organ.
Sincerely, get educated
I believe one can get very far with very little if one keeps one's priorities straight.
Sincerely, working my way up.
Please take responsibility for my things being misplaced. You were the only one around when they went missing, and you admitted to cleaning, which equates to moving shit around. It's not cute to play the victim.
Sincerely, it's common sense
Dear westerners who cannot bear the seemingly prolonged winter,
Want to exchange?
Sincerely, suffering in the Indian heat
Dear high school students,
High school is far from the best years of your life.
Sincerely, life gets better after graduation
You're kidding, right?
Sincerely, I mean... really?
Dear fellow atheists,,
Please stop being assholes. Seriously. You bitch and moan about being "oppressed" if religious people make even slight references to their faith, yet you think it's okay for you to blatantly disrespect and insult others' beliefs?
Sincerely, an atheist who is tired of hypocrisy and intolerance
Please understand the difference between an item that is dishwasher-safe and an item that will actually come CLEAN in the dishwasher. I spend wayyy too much time scrubbing at baked-on crud that has been further cemented by the hot dry cycle. I know you think you're helping, but just let me wash it properly the first time please.
Sincerely, The One Who Does The Dishes
Dear Math Textbooks,
Stop trying so hard to be multicultural. Every problem does not have to be about "Mohammed, Jose, and JaQuonn". We promise we wont be offended if you use Bob Joe and Steve instead.
Sincerely, minorities everywhere
Dear little brother,
Please don't be embarrased to ask me money for food because I work my ass off as a waitress. Just because I work hard, does not mean that I want you to starve
Sincerely, big sister sneaking money to your wallet
Thank you for being so understanding after cramps made me throw up at work and you finished mopping for me. It means more to me than I can say.
Sincerely, what would I do without you