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Dear science teacher,
Please realize that it makes it super awkward when you teach us about the human reproductive system.
Dear walking dead fans,
how much time do you think passed between the Zombie outbreak and Rick waking up?
Dear girls in my class,
Stop laughing at guys who get a boner in front of the class. They don't laugh at you when you have period stains.
Dear people who complain about the new Doctor,
Every time there's a new doctor, people always complain. Give Capaldi some time to grow on you. It took a while for Matt Smith to grow on me, but eventually I learned to appreciate him.Everyone has a favorite, but you don't have to bad mouth every Doctor who isn't your favorite
Dear coworker,
I told you to not creep up on me while I'm cutting bread. Sorry not sorry about almost stabbing you.
Dear Teachers,
Do you actually read the comments you put on our report cards or do you just pick them at random to mess with us?
Dear girl with the highest grades in my class,
Please, like, explain to me , like, how, like, you can, like, get in to, like, the best private school, like, while, like, always talking like this
Dear parents,
Just because I came downstairs at 10 doesn't mean I haven't been awake for hours
Dear Disney,
Please change your font
Dear "I wish I could move my ears",
Please know that anything is possible, look in the mirror, and raise your eyebrows.
Dear people in my class school church etc.,
I'm not a freak, I'm not "just repressing it", I don't need a cure, it's not my church's fault. I'm asexual because that's what I am, I'm celibate because that'
Dear girls,
Just because he doesn't have a pretty face, doesn't mean he doesn't have an amazing personality.
Dear Who,
Please stop these shenanigans. Just come inside already.
Dear Americans,
Do our accents sound like the movie ones?
Dear mom who walked in on me,
No I'm not touching myself, I'm making sure there are no surprise lumps.
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