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Dear brother who thought he was old enough to see Paranormal Activity,
Sure you can sleep in my room tonight.
Dear Brain,
You forget every homework assignment, but remember all the dialogue from The Princess Bride and Harry Potter...?
Dear Parents,
If I don't answer at 4:10, I'm probably not going to answer at 4:12.
Dear guests at my house,
Just because you find Bubble Wrap on the floor does NOT mean you can pop it!
Dear boyfriend,
The fact that you didn't judge me when I said I wanted a dinosaur pillow pet (even though I'm 21) makes me like you even more...
Dear Grandma,
Thank you for saying "Yeah, like YOU'VE never done that" to Mum while she was screaming at me!
Dear pervert,
Yeah, that's what she said. But not to you...
Dear Vice Principal with a lisp,
FYI, none of your students take you seriously.
Dear impossible physics homework,
I would like to introduce you to one of my favorite inventions... the paper shredder.
Dear Santa,
I'll leave out an extra cookie if you send me the nice list for guys.
Dear Mom,
I thought you were still at the store...
Dear nurse who just asked what my method of birth control is,
Uh.... being a lesbian.
Dear fuzz ball,
I do intend to repeatedly slap you, flick you away from me, and watch for signs of life until you prove to me you aren't a bug.
Dear art teacher,
Yes I did draw a picture. Of what you say? Well of a cow eating grass of course. Where's the grass? Uhm duh, the cow ate it all. Where's the cow? He left to go find some more grass.
Dear youtube song videos with lyrics,
Instant kaoroke night!
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