Dear science teacher,
Please realize that it makes it super awkward when you teach us about the human reproductive system.
Sincerely, you're soooo pregnant!
Dear walking dead fans,
how much time do you think passed between the Zombie outbreak and Rick waking up?
Sincerely, please answer in the comments
Dear girls in my class,
Stop laughing at guys who get a boner in front of the class. They don't laugh at you when you have period stains.
Sincerely, we are not the only ones who got screwed by mother nature.
Dear people who complain about the new Doctor,
Every time there's a new doctor, people always complain. Give Capaldi some time to grow on you. It took a while for Matt Smith to grow on me, but eventually I learned to appreciate him.Everyone has a favorite, but you don't have to bad mouth every Doctor who isn't your favorite
Sincerely, 10th is my Doctor, but I still love the others
I told you to not creep up on me while I'm cutting bread. Sorry not sorry about almost stabbing you.
Sincerely, paranoid woman with fast reflexes
Do you actually read the comments you put on our report cards or do you just pick them at random to mess with us?
Sincerely, Straight A Honors Student Who "Needs to Do Homework More Often" and "Is Not Attentive in Class"
Dear girl with the highest grades in my class,
Please, like, explain to me , like, how, like, you can, like, get in to, like, the best private school, like, while, like, always talking like this
Sincerely, you make my head hurt with both your smartness and how ditzy you sound by unnecessary over using the
Just because I came downstairs at 10 doesn't mean I haven't been awake for hours
Sincerely, your pensive and lazy and spacey child
Please change your font
Sincerely, I thought you spelt it Gisnep until i was 13...
Dear "I wish I could move my ears",
Please know that anything is possible, look in the mirror, and raise your eyebrows.
Sincerely, You're welcome.
Dear people in my class school church etc.,
I'm not a freak, I'm not "just repressing it", I don't need a cure, it's not my church's fault. I'm asexual because that's what I am, I'm celibate because that'
Sincerely, asexual and proud of it.
Just because he doesn't have a pretty face, doesn't mean he doesn't have an amazing personality.
Sincerely, I love him for everything else. His looks are a bonus
Please stop these shenanigans. Just come inside already.
Sincerely, Knock Knock
Do our accents sound like the movie ones?
Sincerely, a genuinely curious Australian.