Dear cats outside my window,
Please stop mating in the middle of the night. I would like some sleep.
Sincerely, waking up at 3 am to the sound of screeching, mating cats.
Dear slutty girls,
This isn't a regular post hating on you and telling you to cover up. I just wanted to tell you that you are all gorgeous even without the short skirts and low cut shirts
Sincerely, you go girl, rock that mini dress, just thought you should know it isn't a necessity
Patience, wait until he matures and then you can fall in love with him.
Sincerely, girl in love with a guy who has the potential to be a great man
Please realize that just because I'm Christian doesn't mean I'm homophobic. Yes I believe it is wrong, however I also believe that unless you too claim to be Christian, then I have no right to judge you. I won't judge you, so please don't judge me
I understand money is tight right now but I can't see out of one eye because the multitude of sties. Can we please settle the finacial disputes and go see a doctor?
Sincerely, your half blind child.
Dear People who are rude to their servers in restaurants,
Let me assure you. You HAVE ingested your server's saliva and God knows what else.
Sincerely, Every server you've met
Dear pro choicers ,
Please stop expecting that because I have a vagina that it means I'm pro choice. My mother had an abortion before she had me. I always wanted a big brother but hen I found that out, I hated her.
Sincerely, good catholic girl who doesn't want to take a chance at life away from anyone.
Dear squishy civilian,
When we tell you to leave, and you say "I'm not going to leave without you", you are not helping! We can fight much better when you are off somewhere safe, and not in the way.
Sincerely, Heroes Everywhere
Please rethink what you you just said.
Sincerely, "No dating until you're married"
Dear department stores,
please start carying my bra size
Dear Passengers in my car,
Please stop thinking that I'm an awful friend when I tell you that I have to have quiet when I drive. I don't feel like telling you all, I don't want to be the 'freaky friend' but my audio/visual synesthesia could make me a very distracted driver, and until I'm more confident, just hush up. Also, any time someone else is willing/able to drive me around, I appreciate it.
Sincerely, I see everything you say.
Please excuse my outward grumpiness. It was an act and I'm happy you played matchmaker.
Sincerely, happy and too chicken to do it herself
Thank you for understanding your fangirl
Sincerely, Yes, I know Sherlock and Dean aren't from the same show...yet.
Please understand that I'm not here to offend your choices. I'm just wondering how you view the double-murder concept of killing a pregnant women? If that's illegal, than why is abortion legal?