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TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear girls,
I was wondering if you could help me find the "friend zone".
Dear Lord Voldemort,
Avada Kedavra!
Dear ex-boyfriend,
Please give me back my heart.
Dear toys,
Was it awkward when Andy was getting dressed?
Dear toilet paper,
Please stop complaining that you have the worst job. I don't want to argue with you about this anymore.
Dear friend who lost her virginity to a guy she's been dating less than a week,
Really? In the woods?
Dear North Korea,
I meant put the take-out in the microwave when i said to nuke the Chinese.
Dear Tyrion,
Welcome to the no-nose club!
Dear Nearly Headless Nick,
No, you are still not welcome into our club!
Dear Voldemort,
You should have put one of your Horcruxes into my ex-boyfriend's ego.
Dear Dumbledore,
Please re-send my acceptance letter to Hogwarts. The owl must have gotten lost.
Dear Republicans,
Please recognize that President Obama has done a great job in the face of the trials and tribulations you put in front of him.
Dear people waiting for the zombie virus,
I'm already here! The only problem is that there's already cure...
Dear X Box,
Please give me my boyfriend back.
Dear world,
What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?
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