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Dear Westboro Baptist,
There are homosexual Christians in the world. If God, AKA 'our controller', really had anything against what they do, he probably would have done something about it by now.
Dear World,
I may have had too much to drink
Dear guy trying to guess my age,
I can't decide which is worse: the fact that you mistook me for a middle schooler, or the fact that apparently all the girls my age are trying too hard to look 25 wherever you're from.
Dear Isabel,
Please understand how head over heels i am in love with you still
Dear world,
How many tickles did it take for the octopus to laugh?
Dear fart,
Please stop smelling
Dear dad,
Didn't think I'd hit you back this time,did you?
Dear youth pastor,
I've stopped trying to understand the crazy, random things we do at youth group. The Harlem Shake was fun, seeing you in a dress and wig was better.
Dear people who say we'll all die from ebola,
Of course we will. Just like we all died from swine flu, avian flu, SARS and mad cow disease?
Dear Precious Puppy,
Please know I love you and will never forget you. I'm sorry I didn't find in the tick in time; your favourite toy is buried with you.
Dear stomach,
Could you find another way to tell me eating pop tarts and donuts and drinking slurpees and sodas is a bad idea?
Dear World,
Please stop calling us "freaks". Just because we defy gender stereotypes doesn't mean that we can't be beautiful and kind like every other girl.
Dear Friends,
Please stop saying "just roll with the punches"
Dear boys,
You're welcome to admire my boobs in this shirt. They do look spectacular, don't they? But you are not welcome to use this as an excuse to devaule me as a person. Appreciation and objectification are two different things.
Dear customer,
When you answer the phone while exercising, it sounds much more inappropriate than you think.
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