Dear every teenager ever,
Just because everyone else does it doesn't mean you should.
Sincerely, waiting for the right guy and proud of it
Dear rude atheists,
Atheism is not a mark of higher intellect.
Sincerely, an accepting agnostic
Dear popular girl,
Please accept my apology for never appreciating you before.
Sincerely, when our teacher asked where the worst of the worst prisoners go, you replied askaban.
Dear fellow girls,
If you don't want periods to ruin your white pants, don't wear white pants around that time.
Sincerely, just a random girl
There' no such thing of absolute truth? Are you absolutely sure about that?
Sincerely, see what I did there?
Dear girls everywhere,
I've scheduled the times I will visit. Most of these times are dates, dances, vacations, presentations, and, most importantly, those days when you decide to wear white pants.
Sincerely, your period.
Dear People complaining about Muslim women wearing a burqa or hijab,
You do realise that in 99% of cases, woman chooses to wear them because they want to honor their God, not because they are forced to by heir husbands.
Sincerely, so how about you let them exercise their freedom?
Please don't kiss me and then say we should just be friends
Sincerely, Heartbroken and friendzoned
Dear "why doesn't Disney have interracial couples?" ,
Pocahontas and John Smith?
Sincerely, they count wether you believe it or not
Dear 13 year olds making youtube videos,
Dear overweight woman at the gym,
I'm sorry if you noticed my incredulous glances. I'm just impressed that you can work the machine at that resistance level.
Sincerely, feeling like a weakling next to you
Who the hell stays up till 2 am studying math on a Friday night then wakes up at 7 am on a Saturday?
Sincerely, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME SLEEP
Wanna know what the Fox says? It sounds like a crying baby.
Sincerely, Google it. It's adorable.
Please stop asking me what I want to go into and give me a disgusted look when I tell you I have no idea
Sincerely, teenager just trying to enjoy high school
Please stop having a go about the state of my bedroom. Your office is a mess of paper. The chair in your room is covered in your clothes. If you shoved the two rooms together they'd look like mine.
Sincerely, realistic daughter.