SORT BY
TODAY
THIS WEEK
THIS MONTH
ALL TIME
Dear boyfriend,
Please act a little sincere when I tell you my grandmother passed away
Dear bird,
Thanks. I didn't realise how empty my balcony was without your crap on it.
Dear guy who discovered milk,
What were you doing to that cow, and why?!
Dear Mother Nature,
Instead of periods, why can't you just send us a text saying "You're not pregnant this month, congrats."
Dear boys,
Swag is for boys, class is for men. Guess what women prefer?
Dear Mom,
I know I'm not growing up as fast as you want me to. I know I'm shirking a lot of responsibilities and I know I can be an overprivileged brat at times. The transition to real life is terrifying and complicated, and I'd really like to be able to take it one step at a time. I have my future planned out, and the university I've been accepted to is the path directly to it. Please just trust me when I say that I'm going to be alright.
Dear annoyed Europeans,
We aren't all overweight.
Dear Hershey's,
"Easy-to-open package" my tushie!
Dear school,
Please don't make me wake up early.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.
Dear guy who smirked at me when I said I mostly listen to Disney,
You wish you were as awsome as me.
Dear Overly Affectionate Downstairs Neighbour,
Seriously? Are you not finished yet? Give your lady parts a break.
Dear people complaining about the new Cartoon Network shows,
You do know that they have at least half of the old shows on Netflix...
Dear boy talking about Jimi Hendrix,
Please know that the fact that you like the same music as me makes you 100 times more attractive
Dear people who say "suck my dick" when they're mad,
Why would you want someone you hate to suck your dick?
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