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Dear People asking for a biracial Disney couple,
Try Pocahontas.
Dear curious people,
My identical twin sister and I attempted to go into each others class posing as the other because I hated that class but she loved it, and vice versa. We were anxious and feared getting caught, but tried it anyways. Upon arrival, I went to her seat and tried to not seem nervous. But today we had a sub, so I wasn't so scared anymore. When the sub took attendance, she called my sisters name, and I responded. The sub looked at me and said I wasn't her.
Dear mom and dad,
Please don't get on my case about my grades. I care and worry about them. Is that not enough for you?
Dear Boy,
Please dont use me to figure out your sexuality. I refuse to be your dirty little secret. If you really are interested when youve figured yourself out, let me know. Just please be aware of my own confusion.
Dear Mom's New Vegetarian Boyfriend,
I let you live here.
Dear guy I met on the internet,
Please don't be a creeper. But even if you are, at least it was fun talking to you.
Dear best friend,
You've been my best friend since 5th grade, and you've never shown any interest in boys. Does that mean there's hope for me?
Dear teacher who just asked me why I wanted to go the bathroom with a friend,
Hermione was attacked by a bloody troll, Ginny got abducted, Katie got possessed, and Myrtle died!
Dear Sooby- Doo,
Thank you for teaching me a life lesson. I have never got so much from a cartoon before
Dear TurboTax,
Please stop pushing the gift card. No one wants it.
Dear editor of the school newspaper,
Nelson Mandela was not "African-American." He didn't even like America.
Dear Netflix,
Could you PLEASE put up the rest of the bloody series soon!?
Dear school,
You had us take a survey in which we had say our ethnicity. Apparently, I wasn't Indian, because you meant Native American, or Asian, because you meant oriental.
Dear man with a flower in his hair who passed me on the sidewalk 8 years ago,
Please never change. I admit, I wrongly judged you when I saw you coming, and even laughed. But when you passed me, you said, "Have a nice day." You were completely genuine- to me, a stranger! I was so moved. You brought tears to my eyes and my outlook has changed since then. I don't think I'll ever forget you, and I wish I could see you again so I could thank you.
Dear Doctor,
Please stop giving me a judgemental look for being on the pill. I'm on it for strictly superficial reasons, alas. (Besides isn't it a part of your job description to NOT judge?)
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