Dear boys who are embarrassed when their voices crack,,
Don't worry; we think it's cute
Sincerely, a teenage girl
Dear "woman against feminism",
Please don't call yourselves anti-feminist if you vote, drive or have received an education.
Sincerely, the African girl who cannot attend school because education is only for the males of my community.
Dear King Arthur,
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
Sincerely, Taunting French Guard
Dear U.S. Government,
Please allow animal hospitals to have animal ambulances.
Sincerely, a pet-sitter without a car who probably lost her client today.
Dear avid Disney fans,
The princesses didn't teach me bad habits. Lets face it you didn't understand anything they were doing.
Sincerely, I mostly paid attention to the songs
Please don't wake me up early from my dreams...
Sincerely, I was a merman in an underwater amusement park
Dear Doctor Who,
If the weeping angels are made of stone, that means they can crack, crumble, and erode.
Sincerely, forget sonic screwdrivers, a jackhammer will save you all the trouble!
Roses are red, violets aren't blue, I heard you're forever alone...so LOL screw you!
Sincerely, Valentine's Day
Dear 'quenching' body wash,
You have no power here!
Sincerely, extremely cold, dry weather
Dear Long Distance Love,
Please keep waiting for me. I know this mission trip is three more months of apart, and as it currently stands, the wedding isn't till April. It isn't going to be easy, I know. I would wait forever for you.
Sincerely, your Forever and Ever and Bigger and Bigger
Please understand that even those of us in the booth are actually tech crew
Sincerely, your light and sound board operators
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Sincerely, Always wondering father
Dear politicians who wrote the ACA,
The vasectomy is the most safe and effective form of birth control that exists for either sex. Why the hell isn't its coverage required by the ACA? ...oh yeah, I forgot: birth control and family planning is only about women.
Sincerely, pissed off
Dear talent show contestants below the age of 7,
You try to convince the world you're cute and all, singing/dancing your little hearts out, but all I see is a another life down the drain of money, fame and greed. Plus, you're far too young to handle the stress of fame, and it's a gruesome shame your parents don't realize that.
Sincerely, annoyed by seeing life's destroyed that young, and annoyed by anyone who calls it cute.