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Dear Girl,
You're beautiful, intelligent and perfect just the way you are.
Dear KFC commercial executives,
Please stop featuring only African American people in your commercials. We do eat other things besides fried chicken...
Dear porn site,
No, I will not "like" you on Facebook!
Dear Rock, Paper, Scissors,
You're doing it wrong.
Dear East Coast,
Do you wanna build a snowman?
Dear girlfriends,
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Dear teenagers,
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Dear Tom Hiddleston,
Please continue being a heart throb for girls and a great role model for boys.
Dear anti-vacciners,
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Dear pro-lifers,
My life. My body. My decision.
Dear boy I like,
You must be made of copper & tellurium because you're CuTe.
Dear cheerleaders,
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Dear girl,
You must be made of copper because I "CU" in my dreams.
Dear Winter,
We have enough snow now!
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
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