Dear KFC commercial executives,
Please stop featuring only African American people in your commercials. We do eat other things besides fried chicken...
Sincerely, The African American community
Dear East Coast,
Do you wanna build a snowman?
If you don't want us watching porn, have sex with us.
Sincerely, your boyfriends
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
Dear men who don't understand lesbian sex,
If you don't understand what we do intimately, I feel bad for your girlfriends...
Sincerely, lesbians - girls who know what girls want
Dear Tom Hiddleston,
Please continue being a heart throb for girls and a great role model for boys.
Sincerely, a girl whose boyfriend now holds the door open for her.
Do you feel comfortable ruining other people's lives?
Sincerely, responsible people
My life. My body. My decision.
Sincerely, someone who wants their rights
Dear boy I like,
You must be made of copper & tellurium because you're CuTe.
Sincerely, a geeky girl
Dear Girl Scouts,
Stop trying to sucker me into buying your over-priced, mediocre cookies!
Sincerely, you make me feel so guilty for saying "no"
Jumping around half-naked with pom poms is not a sport!
Sincerely, female athletes everywhere
You must be made of copper because I "CU" in my dreams.
Sincerely, a chemistry geek
We have enough snow now!
Sincerely, an East Coaster ready for spring
Dear those who want to raise the minimum wage,
If you want higher pay, get a better job!
Sincerely, the businesses that would fail if minimum wage was raised to $15!