Dear boyfriends parents,
Please stop hating me and telling your son to break up with me because I have pink and blue in my fringe
Sincerely, smart science major girlfriend
Please stop standing right outside the bathroom door when I'm occupying it. Theres a 1 inch gap between the floor and the door, making it very awkward
Sincerely, your roomate
Dear Indian people,
It's kinda funny to hear you say that you're not attracted to Asians. Do you know where you come from?!?! lol
Sincerely, just had to point that out
Dear people ragging on middle school relationships,,
In the eight grade, my boyfriend asked me out. We're still together now, in the eleventh grade.
Sincerely, not all of us are stupid kids who don't know what love is.
Dear new 20 year olds,
Congratulations!!! You just surpassed teen pregnancy!
Sincerely, renewed hope
Dear social media,
Thank you for creating somebodies out of nobodies.
Sincerely, just keepin' it real
Dear Friend Who Talks About How Skinny She Is.,
You aren't that skinny. Sorry.
Sincerely, Your Friend Who Is Tired of Your Bragging
Did you know that Jesus was a Jew?
Sincerely, Just saying
How about we take the government out of marriage? We can allow people who are religious to practice their beliefs on marriage, and with the amount of churches marrying homosexual coples there would no longer be an issue there. Tax forms could be done based on number of years co-habitating and number of dependents, and welfare could be decided this way as well. Also, it furthers separation of church and state. Requiring marriage licenses was just a way for past governments to better control its people.
Sincerely, Just throwing it out there.
Dear Pharmacy Costumers,
Please realize that 15 minutes means 15 minutes. Not 10 minutes.
Sincerely, No, your prescription isn't done yet.
I know you know I like you. Please don't bring it up.
Sincerely, that would be awkward...
Dear Certain Feminists,
As a girl myself, I can see why some men don't want women holding the same amount of power as them, considering some of the spokesmen for our gender are nothing but argumentative, irrational female supremisists.
Sincerely, Maybe if you fought for equality instead of a complete female domination we'd be getting somewhere
Dear everyone who believes boys can't be raped,
Please stop voicing your uneducated opinions.
Sincerely, female rapists are glorified in our culture for some reason.
Why is the "United" States so racially divided?
Sincerely, keen observer
Please stop treating me like a dumb blonde. just because I'm skinny and good looking, and your overweight and unhappy with your self, doesn't mean I'm dumb.
Sincerely, the girl with a masters degree in business!