Dear middle school,
Please realize that a 5 minute passing period realy isn't enough time to go to the bathroom and that teachers rarely let us leave class. By taking away our bathroom privleges at lunch, you've ensured that we won't be able to go at all.
Sincerely, I really have to go pee!
Dear 22 year old guy friend,
You're a whovian, browncoat, Trekkie, DM of our d&d game, and a ton of other perfectly nerdy things, not to mention your great taste in music...now if only this age difference wasn't a problem.
Sincerely, your 16 year old female friend who is head over heels for you
Dear People around me,
Why do you always think I'm high when I'm not wearing my hearing aids? We've had multiple conversations about how I have to use cues from my other senses to compensate for my lack of hearing.
Sincerely, DEAFinitely not a stoner
Dear stressed out teenagers,
Just wait until University! My friend came back to visit and says that hers has a room full of puppies that students can go to at any time in the day for stress relief.
Sincerely, I think I know where I'm going...
Dear feminists who have a problem with me being a stay at home mom,
The breadwinner in my family is my wife.
Sincerely, I just like housework and watching my own kids
Please realize how many of my dreams you've crushed with your astronaut specifications.
Sincerely, feeling discriminated against for wearing glasses
Dear friend of my boyfriend,
Yes, I know he's adopted. Yes, I know his biological parents were arrested for doing drugs. Yes, I know he's technically an "accident", but he's the best accident that ever happened.
Sincerely, a loving girlfriend.
Why is it either don't eat and be skinny or eat and be fat?
Sincerely, Whatever happened to eat what you want and exercise?
Dear people bashing on book-to-movie adaptations,
Please stop complaining. The movies aren't representations of the book; they're representations of the story. There have to be some cuts and changes, or it won't work as a film. You can only complain if the entire plot is changed.
I hate when you say that you have no money to give me, but then have a new pair of shoes the next day
Sincerely, your daughter
Dear fans of The Great Gatsby,
What did Jay Gatsby say when his car ran over Myrtle Wilson?
Sincerely, Oopsy Daisy
Dear English Ph.D,
I'll have cream with that.
Sincerely, the Med Student
Did you know that roosters start their cockleedoos at 1 in the morning and not the sun rise?
Sincerely, I didn't either until I stayed up all night
Please stop trying to eat all my popcorn. I like it too.
Sincerely, 36 C
I think that it's nice of you, that you always wait, until the end of the year to try and kill Harry, despite all your flaws (trust me there's many) you do really care about Harry's education.