Please act a little sincere when I tell you my grandmother passed away
Sincerely, crying girlfriend who needs comfort
Thanks. I didn't realise how empty my balcony was without your crap on it.
Dear guy who discovered milk,
What were you doing to that cow, and why?!
Sincerely, and how awkward was it to explain it to the rest of the people?
Dear Mother Nature,
Instead of periods, why can't you just send us a text saying "You're not pregnant this month, congrats."
Sincerely, women everywhere
Swag is for boys, class is for men. Guess what women prefer?
Sincerely, pull your pants up.
I know I'm not growing up as fast as you want me to. I know I'm shirking a lot of responsibilities and I know I can be an overprivileged brat at times. The transition to real life is terrifying and complicated, and I'd really like to be able to take it one step at a time. I have my future planned out, and the university I've been accepted to is the path directly to it. Please just trust me when I say that I'm going to be alright.
Sincerely, Your cautious and determined teenage son
Dear annoyed Europeans,
We aren't all overweight.
Sincerely, annoyed Americans.
"Easy-to-open package" my tushie!
Sincerely, girl on her period who needs the chocolate...NOW
Please don't make me wake up early.
Sincerely, wish break would continue
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Vampires. Don't. Sparkle.
Dear guy who smirked at me when I said I mostly listen to Disney,
You wish you were as awsome as me.
Sincerely, loving my choice of music, not society's
Dear Overly Affectionate Downstairs Neighbour,
Seriously? Are you not finished yet? Give your lady parts a break.
Sincerely, I'm tired of hearing you every night.
Dear people complaining about the new Cartoon Network shows,
You do know that they have at least half of the old shows on Netflix...
Sincerely, watching Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends all day
Dear boy talking about Jimi Hendrix,
Please know that the fact that you like the same music as me makes you 100 times more attractive
Sincerely, the girl who loves classic rock