Please let me know if I'm suppose to love him..
Sincerely, I can't keep giving either of us hope
Dear Guy I Am Dating,
Please be gentle with me because I like you a lot, and you have the potential to hurt me more than anyone else before you.
Sincerely, the girl who is practically in love with you
I wear stripes so that I am not spotted.
Dear people accusing me of being heartless,
When a terrorist act happens, I try to acknowledge as little coverage of it as I can. Its not because I don't care - I am heartbroken like everybody else. I simply want to stop seeing so many news articles about it because I feel they encourage more people to commit such acts, knowing they will be made imfamous on the news. As the internet allows us to report news in much greater volumes, so too it seems has the number of terrorist acts grown, and the severity is getting worse, as though they are trying to outdo each other. By denying them this, hopefully we can discourage it from happening again.
Sincerely, it might be an unpopular opinion, but its an opinion nonetheless
Dear people who don't understand what feminism means,
Please understand that we don't hate men!! We just want equal rights (ie. equal pay, etc). We are also not all the same, so please don't generalize and make stereotypes about us. We just want what is right.
Sincerely, a feminist whose majority of friends are men!
Please continue posting messages that show me I am not the only one with my feelings, opinions, and problems. It helps to know I am not alone.
Sincerely, a slightly broken man.
Dear record labels/recording artists,
If you have objectionable language in a song, please make sure you offer an uncensored version. I'm sick of finding versions that have _________ gaps in the music that ________ sound terrible.
Sincerely, we're not offended by hearing these words.
Don't tell anyone, but I'm going to go down on you. And you're gonna love it. But it's only going to be long enough for you to start enjoying it, then I'm going to come back up and screw you, big time.
Sincerely, Fuel Prices
Please turn off your oven. It's been beeping every twenty seconds for the past several hours. I don't know how you miss it, seeing as I can hear it just fine. It's driving me nuts.
Sincerely, Your Neighbor
Dear people who think LGBT people are always tolerant,
Sadly, they aren't. When I was a teenager I questioned my sexuality and thought I was a lesbian before realising I wasn't. Since then, I've met some LGBT people who think I'm a lesbian but pretending to be straight, and they won't listen when I try to tell them I'm not, and some of the most misogynistic people I've ever met are gay men. But most of the straight people I've met think that every LGBT person ever is perfect and tolerant of everyone, and saying otherwise is "homophobic".
Sincerely, there are horrible LGBT people just like there are horrible straight people.
Romeo and Juliet had sex, and then they DIED.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
Dear Airport Security,
How is this gonna work??
Sincerely, abs of steel
Please realize that your boyfriend is not going to change. You've given him multiple chances, but he continues to treat you like shit. You have a five-year-old son who is starting to think it's okay to treat girls the way your boyfriend treats you.
Sincerely, If he really loves you, he shouldn't treat you this way.