Dear girls who hover over the toilet seat,
Please wipe the seat when you're done. I really don't want to sit in your urine. Also - please flush. I know you didn't use toilet paper, and that's pretty gross. I hope you enjoy those rashes.
Sincerely, the girl who just had to wipe the seat before sitting down.
Dear misguided social justice warrior,
So how exactly does me having a blog with pictures of places I want to visit count as cultural appropriation?
Sincerely, a wannabe traveler
Dear Graphic Designers,
Y U No Understand Us?
Sincerely, Frustrated Clients
I need advice on how to go through a breakup, and I don't have any friends. We were together about a year, and he broke up with me yesterday. I'm devastated and I don't know what to do. Please help?
Sincerely, broken hearted
Please stop posting pictures of ripped models, you are old enough to be a grand-ma
Sincerely, your niece
How long will it take you to to notice that i hate school and plan on dropping out? You all bully me and yet you couldn't care less
Sincerely, the "happy" daughter
Dear U.S. army,
I got a medal for killing two men, but a discharge for loving one?
Dear Video Game Makers,
Please stop making me fall in love with your characters.
Sincerely, Can't Get a Guy IRL
Dear humans of the world,
Why do you blame us for stealing all of your things when you can't find them? Is it because we're black?
Sincerely, black holes
Dear Private Schools,
Please Why do you make me write essays to get into your school?
Sincerely, It makes me want to go there even less.
Dear jerk that keeps parking in my spot at work,
Please keep your car out of my spot. Oh and lace up your Nike's you have got to run to catch upp with the tow truck
Sincerely, a very pissed off co worker that dosen't want a scrach on my brand new Viper
My powers are better.
Sincerely, Queen Elsa.
Please realize that if the "fat American" jokes continue the way they do now, the new stereotype will be "insecure Americans".
Sincerely, It really isn't all that funny anymore
Dear clothing companies,
Please make your dresses and skirts a little longer in the back than the front. My knee length dress shouldn't be halfway up my thighs in the back
Sincerely, girls who have a bit of junk in the trunk