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Dear school,
Please don't have giant pep assemblies outside in sunny hundred degree, scorching weather. All of us are terribly hot; I feel sick to my stomach. I can't imagine what the cheerleaders and marching band must be feeling. My friend with sickle cell anemia is in actual pain. Sorry, but this isn't working. Next time, don't ignore the heat advisory.
Dear bodywash companies,
Why are your caps still on the top of the bottle? We've all learned about gravity by now.
Dear Science Plus Teacher,
Thank you for the magic sand and bubbles we got to play with in class
Dear everyone,
Feminism is not about girls being better than boys, or girls not letting guys holding doors. If a woman gets angry at you for holding a door open for her, then that is not feminism. That is being rude. Feminism is about everyone being equal and happy.
Dear people who ask why doctors ask if your pregnant or sexually active when you have a broken bone no matter how young you are,
Please realize that if you have a broken bone, then they will need to most likely do an X-Ray. If you are pregnant, then an X-Ray might cause harm to the baby, no matter what limb it is, because the Ray is short for Radiation, which can cause damage to the genetic code of cells if concentrated enough or done repeatedly enough times, so a baby would have even more of a chance of genetic damage. If you are sexually active, there's a chance that you could be pregnant and you wouldn't know it quite yet, so they would check for that before giving you an X-Ray. The lead apron they give you doesn't always get rid of all of the radiation. If your doctor isn't asking this question, and you are a woman, and you need an X-Ray, that is malpractice, and they run the risk of losing their job.
Dear gay friends who criticize me for being Christian,
You ask me not to judge you for your life choices, so please don't judge me for mine
Dear other military significant others who submit regularly to this site,
Seriously it's not a pissing contest. Telling some girl to be thankful her boyfriend's not deployed isn't going to lessen your pain. It's not impossible to deal with a deployment either. It sucks, but it's part of this life and we all just have to deal with it. Instead of trying to tear someone down just because they're at a different stage in their life with their husband's career, or trying to negate someone's pain just because you feel yours is worse, we should be lifting each other up and supporting each other.
Dear Some Christians,
No no no....the Bible doesn't say to hate gays; it says to love your neighbor as yourself. It's fine to disagree, but never hate.
Dear mother,
Please don't constantly criticize my taste "so I don't get bullied" because the only person who's bullying me is you.
Dear Fellow College Student,
Yes, I did put your clothes (including your boxers) on top of the dryer. I waited for 30 minutes after your load was done, and you never showed up. This is a dorm, not your mother's house. You can't just take up the dryer until you feel like coming back for your clothes
Dear people complaining about the new Pokemon,
Please realize that the intended audience are kids as young as 6, or maybe a bit younger. Your opinion doesn't matter as much as you think it does.
Dear Treadmills,
Please we only run on Dunkins
Dear older guy friend,
Just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I didn't get your sex joke.
Dear cute boy in gym class,
Thank you for being sincere when you said good job even though I didn't catch the ball.
Dear kids who say you can't party and be smart,
It's not the end of the world if you have a drink every now and then. You can have the best of both worlds.