Dear slutty girls,
This isn't a regular post hating on you and telling you to cover up. I just wanted to tell you that you are all gorgeous even without the short skirts and low cut shirts
Sincerely, you go girl, rock that mini dress, just thought you should know it isn't a necessity
What the F**k were you thinking hitting me with an AK47 instead of arrow?
Sincerely, fell fast and hard and is in way to deep
Patience, wait until he matures and then you can fall in love with him.
Sincerely, girl in love with a guy who has the potential to be a great man
Dear People who are rude to their servers in restaurants,
Let me assure you. You HAVE ingested your server's saliva and God knows what else.
Sincerely, Every server you've met
Dear girls at school,
I know I made a mistake, but your verbal abuse makes you no better than me. I apologized to everyone, what more do you want?
Sincerely, I've had two panic attacks in the last week
Dear dear vegetarians,
Please how do you do it
You shouldn't use that here
Sincerely, professor Oak
Please rethink what you you just said.
Sincerely, "No dating until you're married"
Dear guy that works next door,
Please stop asking me out. I work 55 hours a week and go to school at night.
Sincerely, just graduated with honors and determined to do it again.
Dear guy who just attempted to rape me ,
Just because I'm a 5 foot nothing, teenage girl doesn't mean I can't take care of myself .
Sincerely, 15 year old gymnast who just beat you up
Dear department stores,
please start carying my bra size
If you can't be cute and comfortable, you're doing it wrong.
Sincerely, I wear the clothes I wore to school till I go to bed...
Dear people staring at me,
Please stop. I have to wear this "school girl" outfit. I didn't choose to wear a plaid skirt and Oxford shirt. I go to a Christian Academy
Sincerely, no.. your dreams did not come true.
Dear girl that loves to spread lies,
Please shut up already, nobody believes you anyway.
Sincerely, even the teachers hate you
Dear Americans still waiting for their Hogwarts acceptance letters,
Please note that to get from Hogwarts to America, the owls have to fly over the Atlantic Ocean. Clearly, they all get lost in the Bermuda Triangle
Sincerely, geography's a jerk.