Dear Ron Weasly,
No, there is not a potion that can cure ginger.
Dear guy cussing his friend out,
Let's return to the ways of Shakespeare, shall we?
Sincerely, thou art a gleeking, flap-mouthed cankerblossom!
Dear Weight Watchers,
You do realize your building is between a McDonald's and a donut place, right?
Sincerely, I'm not getting any skinnier
Dear Mysterious scar that I've always had,
Did I defeat a dark lord when I was a baby?
Sincerely, learning spells just in case.
Just going to stand there and watch me roar...but thats alright because I am a dinosaur.
And you think your time of the month is bad.
Dear person who asked if my stomach just growled,
No, there is a tiny lion in my stomach that got really angry all of a sudden and growled.
Sincerely, what do you think?
Dear people who want pigs to fly one day,
Please be careful what you wish for.
Sincerely, look how bad it is when we get pooped on by birds
Please stop playing Peek-A-Boo. You're really not fooling anyo... WHAT!! WHERE DID YOU GO!!!
Sincerely, Surprised 1 year old
I want you inside of me.
Dear person who wrote "I love you Linda" in the boys bathroom,
Linda would be in the girls bathroom.
Sincerely, just saying
Dear popular people,
If you're cooler than me, doesn't that make me hotter than you?
Sincerely, common sense
Ohhhh I'm telling Mom!!!
Sincerely, Extra-Virgin Olive Oil
Dear girl in a low cut shirt,
If I can keep eye contact with you, you should be able to keep eye contact with me.
Sincerely, cross country boy in short shorts