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Dear Skittles,
Please bring back the lime skittles. We were all very upset when you discontinued them.
Dear World,
Please forgive us for Justin Bieber, Nickleback, Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne and Stephen Harper...Especially Stephen Harper
Dear guy friend,
Thank you for telling me that there's nothing wrong with being a strong woman, and not to let anyone tell me differently.
Dear Butchers,
Please don't back up into your meat grinders.
Dear World,
Bowties are cool.
Dear Roomies,
If you're going to spend the morning trying to have "quiet" sex, please shut the door all the way.
Dear dad,
Please stop comparing me to my big sister.. I can't take it..
Dear girl I love,
Either we're in a relationship or we're not. Please make up your mind and stop toying with my heart.
Dear Uterus,
Please stop exacting revenge because I didn't give you a baby
Dear Teachers,
Please stop complaining about grading all our work.
Dear Guys,
Intelligence is sexy, so invest time in becoming so.
Dear people with their pants falling down,
Just say no to crack.
Dear coworker,
Don't try and get upset over my opinion on gay marriage. You are the one who called me out and demanded that I answer you, so don't try and act like I'm 'oppressing' you when I tell you it's a sin. Premarital sex is a sin too, but I don't 'oppress' any of the others about it when they talk about it.
Dear boyfriend ,
Thanks for persuading everybody at the costume part that mine was the best because I was obviously Waldo and couldn't be found
Dear most internet atheists,
Please stop generalizing religious people as science smothering ignoramuses.
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