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Dear every teenager ever,
Just because everyone else does it doesn't mean you should.
Dear rude atheists,
Atheism is not a mark of higher intellect.
Dear popular girl,
Please accept my apology for never appreciating you before.
Dear fellow girls,
If you don't want periods to ruin your white pants, don't wear white pants around that time.
Dear relativists,
There' no such thing of absolute truth? Are you absolutely sure about that?
Dear girls everywhere,
I've scheduled the times I will visit. Most of these times are dates, dances, vacations, presentations, and, most importantly, those days when you decide to wear white pants.
Dear People complaining about Muslim women wearing a burqa or hijab,
You do realise that in 99% of cases, woman chooses to wear them because they want to honor their God, not because they are forced to by heir husbands.
Dear Crush,
Please don't kiss me and then say we should just be friends
Dear "why doesn't Disney have interracial couples?" ,
Pocahontas and John Smith?
Dear 13 year olds making youtube videos,
Please stop.
Dear overweight woman at the gym,
I'm sorry if you noticed my incredulous glances. I'm just impressed that you can work the machine at that resistance level.
Dear roommate,
Who the hell stays up till 2 am studying math on a Friday night then wakes up at 7 am on a Saturday?
Dear World,
Wanna know what the Fox says? It sounds like a crying baby.
Dear family,
Please stop asking me what I want to go into and give me a disgusted look when I tell you I have no idea
Dear Mum,
Please stop having a go about the state of my bedroom. Your office is a mess of paper. The chair in your room is covered in your clothes. If you shoved the two rooms together they'd look like mine.
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