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Dear dad,
Please know that I will never forgive you for making my childhood/teenage years a living hell. I was the best child I could be, but you still put me down.
Dear vegetarians who try to force their choice on everyone,
Please realize that your diet is your choice, and you don't need to lament when someone eats meat while around you.
Dear boys,
We like sandwiches too!
Dear Jobs I applied for,
Please think about getting back to me sooner. I found a better job while waiting, and 3 months is a dang long time to wait to hear that I wasn't accepted.
Dear life ,
Why can't you have background music?
Dear Parents,
Just because I freak out when you walk in my room doesn't mean I'm hiding something.
Dear People who are mean to fat people.,
Please dont tell fat people that they jiggle when they run. They know that, thats why they're running!
Dear Rihanna,
Please leave the diamonds to me
Dear Bing,
At least We Have Doodles
Dear verbal communication skills,
Why don't you ever work properly when I need you to?!
Dear Supreme Court,
THANK YOU!
Dear manager,
WEll, it only took you three weeks, but you finally settled on a proper clean-up schedule. And, suprise, suprise, it is the exact schedule we were using before you came here. Glad to see you can be trained.
Dear ex boyfriend ,
Acne cleared up, lost 25 lbs, and learning how to box.
Dear Dad,
Please Stop singing "Everyday I'm suffering."
Dear friend who keeps telling me to donate to her causes,
According to you, I'm in the top 15% of richest people globally. However, that does not mean I can afford to go giving it away. Different countries have different currencies, different economies and different prices. What I get may make me wealthy by comparison to the average farmer in Ghana, but here I'm barely above the poverty line. Perhaps you should turn your attention to your own back yard before you go saving the world.
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