Dear brothers girlfriend,
Please never again ask my mom to "twerk"
Sincerely, scared for life
Thank you for masking my sobbing from the rest of the house.
Sincerely, girl who broke up with her boyfriend for selfish reasons.
Thanks for glitching and posting on my timeline that my ex-girlfriend and I are together. Really appreciate it.
Sincerely, pissed off Facebook user
Dear Chanel 74,
Please continue doing what you are doing
Sincerely, teen who is gladly reliving her childhood
Dear Public Schools,
Please allow me to opt out of my children being taught curricula that undermine religious beliefs I am teaching them at home.
Sincerely, a dad concerned about losing his basic freedoms
Dear Coke Names,
I would buy this for a friend, but I don't think my Netflix would enjoy it.
Sincerely, a loner
She's 18 and about to graduate and go to college. I'm 16 and homeschooled and not really getting anywhere in life. Why did you have to go and make me fall for her?
Sincerely, don't stand a chance.
Dear dance teacher,
Please stop staring at me. I'm thinking of quitting on the first musical I've ever gotten to do because of your creepy grins.
Sincerely, Oh, and I have one hell of a kick if you try anything.
Dear Black People,
Please don't think I'm racist because I'm following you around "Customer Servicing" you.
Sincerely, My Manager is the one making me, I don't actually think you're stealing
Dear software developers,
There is an App Data folder for a reason.
Sincerely, stop filling up my Documents folder with crap.
Dear "A seed is not a tree.",
Give it a chance, and it may give others shade and rest.
Sincerely, Please, think about it.
Dear Harry Potter fans ,
Bag is bigger on the inside. travels and saves the world?
Sincerely, Hermione is a time lord.
I don't need *modern* feminism because I don't want to be associated with an ideology that dismisses a woman's voice because she disagrees with and/or questions it or dismisses a man's voice simply because he's a man. If feminism is actually about equality, the current movement needs to start acting like it.
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..