Dear websites with accidental texts from parents about cheating,
If any of this were true, you would realize that getting a text like that is traumatic and upsetting. The last thing you are thinking about is exploiting it.
Sincerely, This happened to me and I'm not the same anymore
Dear people that say those who seem the happiest are usually the saddest,
It's not the happy ones. It's the ones with the fake smiles that don't reach their eyes. It's the ones who smile at other people but look away and let their face become blank again. It's the ones who immerse themselves in whatever their doing so they don't have to deal with what's going on around them.
Sincerely, It's happiest ones, it's the ones without any emotion left
Dear Dora ,
Please come home. We miss you. You haven't taken your medication in weeks. We should have never bought you that monkey
Sincerely, your worried parents
Dear Dudes trying to hit on me,,
If you know who John Eggbert,Ask Ketchum, Nibbles, Bean the Dynamite, Kiku Honda, and Princess Luna are and have an awesome sense of humor then it might happen.
Sincerely, Yeah Im a nerd. No Im not desperate
Dear avid Disney fans,
The princesses didn't teach me bad habits. Lets face it you didn't understand anything they were doing.
Sincerely, I mostly paid attention to the songs
Please don't wake me up early from my dreams...
Sincerely, I was a merman in an underwater amusement park
Dear Doctor Who,
If the weeping angels are made of stone, that means they can crack, crumble, and erode.
Sincerely, forget sonic screwdrivers, a jackhammer will save you all the trouble!
Dear 'quenching' body wash,
You have no power here!
Sincerely, extremely cold, dry weather
Dear King Arthur,
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.
Sincerely, Taunting French Guard
Dear best friend,
It's not funny when you text me after school induction day to say that you've found four awesome new friends, that you've replaced me and don't want me anymore. You know I have abandonment issues.
Sincerely, at least I know it took FOUR of them to replace ONE of me...
Please understand that even those of us in the booth are actually tech crew
Sincerely, your light and sound board operators
You could of told me that you were pregnant before you got the abortion. It was my choice too.
Sincerely, Always wondering father
Dear politicians who wrote the ACA,
The vasectomy is the most safe and effective form of birth control that exists for either sex. Why the hell isn't its coverage required by the ACA? ...oh yeah, I forgot: birth control and family planning is only about women.
Sincerely, pissed off
Dear talent show contestants below the age of 7,
You try to convince the world you're cute and all, singing/dancing your little hearts out, but all I see is a another life down the drain of money, fame and greed. Plus, you're far too young to handle the stress of fame, and it's a gruesome shame your parents don't realize that.
Sincerely, annoyed by seeing life's destroyed that young, and annoyed by anyone who calls it cute.