Dear Harper Lee,
Oh, you wrote TWO books now? Call me when you've written over 50.
Sincerely, Stephen King
Please stop trying to make me become a plumber.
Sincerely, Son who's not taking your shit, or plunging it.
Dear Everyone in High School,
The "popular" girls aren't always the mean ones.
Sincerely, Someone who learned that the so called "nerd" isn't always the nice one
Dear Person Who Stole the Contents of My Wallet,
You took everything except my Starbucks card. I can't identify myself anywhere, buy groceries, get myself home, or use any of the gift cards given to me for my birthday, but I can buy a 4 dollar latte. Thanks a lot bitch.
Sincerely, Had to beg for bus fare
You know why there are no more "nice guys"? Because when we were nice to you, you treated us like shit and went after the asshole. So guess what, we became assholes so that you would pay attention to us.
Sincerely, Formerly nice guy now ostracized because he no longer cares what you think.
When you make laws banning gay marriage, abortion, or other controversial topics, you are forcing your beliefs onto others. If you allow it, you let people decide based on their beliefs. However, if you ban it, you don't let anyone decide, including those who agree with it.
Sincerely, a frustrated citizen
I know that when I was younger I used to fight you but I'm older and more mature now and I was wondering I you would be willing to reconcile with me...I'm sorry and I would do anything to have you back
Sincerely, sleep deprived teenagers everywhere
Dear Chemistry teacher,
We are taught our entire school careers that if math is easy, it is probably wrong. Please don't get upset and yell at us for being timid about chem problems. It's math with a ton of variables.
Sincerely, I don't like being yelled at
Dear hearing people,
Please stop thinking I'm stupid because I use ASL, its a language, not miming or gesturing
Sincerely, Deaf Girl with 2 undergraduate Degrees and a Masters working on her PhD
Dear movies/TV shows with truth serum,
You do realise that the serum only prevents you from telling lies right? I don't recall anywhere in the description that makes the user blurt out things they would never say to anybody, no matter how truthful, against their will.
Sincerely, truth doesn't mean saying everything you'd like to say
Dear 'tired of white washed male dominant media',
Please realize that each timelord may be of a specific race. Or, maybe they just prefer the race they were born into-if you were born white, would you want to change to be asian? Vice versa? Maybe the doctor just sticks with what he's comfortable with. Stop being so biased.
Sincerely, a common sense user.
Why did the "M" in your name change from "Music" to "Maternity"?
Please understand the difference between an item that is dishwasher-safe and an item that will actually come CLEAN in the dishwasher. I spend wayyy too much time scrubbing at baked-on crud that has been further cemented by the hot dry cycle. I know you think you're helping, but just let me wash it properly the first time please.
Sincerely, The One Who Does The Dishes
Just that you don't see me studying does not mean that I'm not studying at all
Dear fellow atheists,,
Please stop being assholes. Seriously. You bitch and moan about being "oppressed" if religious people make even slight references to their faith, yet you think it's okay for you to blatantly disrespect and insult others' beliefs?
Sincerely, an atheist who is tired of hypocrisy and intolerance