Dear friend who thinks I'm flirting with her crush,
He was my friend first
Sincerely, don't you dare try to tell me how to act with him
Dear people who think it's awkward seeing their teacher buying condoms at a club grocery shopping etc.,
Newsflash: teachers are people too.
Dear interracial couples,
Don't mind the idiots, love is blind and skin color is only skin deep.
Sincerely, It's time to forget the past and move on
Please know that I saw you all twerking and you're not getting anythingfor christmas.
Sincerely, Santa Clause
When you said, "Let's get down to business," What did you expect?
Sincerely, To Defeat… The Huns!
Dear Friends and coworkers,
Please stop asking how old my fiancee is when I say I got engaged. Yes, shes 30 and I'm 22, we love each other and can't wait to spend the rest of our lives together.
Sincerely, we'll be together longer than the eight year gap that ever separated us.
I know that a lot of Americans give off a generally stupid and arrogant vibe, but I swear that we're not all like that. I hate the states just as much as you do, and being afraid to leave the country isn't exactly helping.
Sincerely, an American who hates the reputation her country has
A girl in my class told me that the language spoken in Mexico is "Mexican".
Sincerely, Take a good look at our future folks...
Dear extended family,
Please don't be homophobic, please don't be homophobic, please don't be homophobic...
Sincerely, bringing my partner home for Thanksgiving for the first time.
Dear people who question why they can't talk during a fire drill because the fire can't hear them,
You do realize that if you talked during an actual fire, you would be in danger of smoke inhalation, right?
Sincerely, that is fatal, in case you were wondering...
Dear 17 year old who just asked me if the USA Declaration of Independence was "the thing about fireworks",
Well, you've really outdone yourself in stupidity.
Dear Love of my Life,
Please find me soon...I'm loosing faith
Sincerely, the girl who yearns to be loved
Dear person who wants to know about gratitude to soldiers,
Please realize that even American is divided on that issue, our soldiers are no longer treated like they once were.
Sincerely, a worried American
Dear guy who thinks it's funny to mess with a special needs girl's heart,
Please grow up. It isn't cool to "play" people, especially when they don't understand. Even your friends say you're a douche bag behind your back because of it.
Sincerely, an annoyed bystander