Dear Harry Potter,
We have a colorless, odorless liquid that makes people tell the truth too. Except we don't call it Veritaserum, we call it Vodka.
Sincerely, people of the Muggle world
Dear guy at the gym,
Sincerely, my smile LITERALLY tripped you up.
Dear officer who asked me "How high are you?",
Your saying it wrong.
Sincerely, "Hi how are you"
I know you love each other. Please don't try to be naughty when I am gone.
Sincerely, Tired of Untangling