Dear honey bunches of oats commercial ,
I dont think if I went up to a strangers house with a bowl of cereal they would eat it..
Sincerely, but hey! It is delicious
Please, if you can't stop using drugs for your own health, could you quit to keep our family together?
Sincerely, Disowned for loving you enough to want you to be healthy.
Please stop taking clothes off the rack and leaving them in random places all over the store. Thanks.
Sincerely, retail clothing clerks.
Do you only send your acceptance letters to British people?
Sincerely, 13 and still upset that my magical powers have not been acknowledged
Dear girls laughing at me in gymnastics today,
Please realize that even though I can't do a front handspring, that's no reason to laugh at my attempts. Did my friends and I laugh when you were scared of water in the swimming unit?
Sincerely, I don't think so