Please understand that I'm graduating a year early, get to work early, have time for my girlfriend and chores.
Sincerely, I'm not slacking off when I don't get up on time on the weekends, I have the time to get things done
Dear slut shamers,
Please explain your logic to me. I often hear you saying that girls who wear short skirts and/or low-cut tops are sluts. If that was the case, I would become a slut in no more than a few seconds by simple changing clothes.
Sincerely, a confused person
Unless you learn some tricks from the books I read, I refuse to spend more time with you.
Sincerely, or we could compromise at sound effects and background music.
Dear gay friend,
We were good friends before you realised I was Christian, why are you acting strange around me now?
Sincerely, I accepted your sexuality. Why can't you accept my religion?
You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Sincerely, That Time of the Month
Dear New Friend at Uni,
Thank you. Thank you for bursting into my room, drunk, at an ungodly hour, and breaking down on my bed. I love that you trust me enough to do that, even though we've only known each other a few months. I knew something was up with you, but I didn't, couldn't have realised how bad it had gotten until you told me. Don't ever feel like you can't do that. I'm here for you.
Sincerely, not judging and always supportive.
Dear Postal industry,
Sincerely, the college admissions process
Please never stop catching my glances. It's the only thing I look forward to.
Dear People who want Cheap Accessable flying cars,
It is hard enough for you to drive on two dimensions. Imagine how how many accidents there would be in three. Plus, think of where the cars would land when they crash.
Sincerely, There will be no Auto-fitting clothes either.
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
please explain to me one thing, why?
Sincerely, the plot is confusing and i haven't figured it out yet
I wish you weighed a less so that our lion king renditions looked a little more dramatic.
Sincerely, this wasn't supposed to be a comedy.
Just because I don't like your type of music doesn't mean that my taste sucks.
Sincerely, music is art, so let me
Dear "gay people will ruin the sanctity of marriage",
If you need to compare your marriage to those of others for it to have meaning, then you are the one with a weak marriage.
Sincerely, the sanctity of your marriage relies on you and your partner, not on other people.