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Dear kid from the Tootsie Pop commercial,
Since when do people only lick their lollipops?
Dear guys,
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.
Dear alarm clock going off on the other side off the roon,
Why do you have to be so loud and yet so far away?
Dear oblivious anatomy professor,
Please don't expect us to maintain a studious atmosphere when you refer to the buccinator as "the sucking and blowing muscle.".
Dear lady at my gym,
Please stop making sex noises every time you lift weights.
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