Dear Paranormal Activity,
I'm more scared that someone put cameras in your bedroom than all of those ghosts.
Sincerely, can't get to sleep now...
Please don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
Sincerely, Dr. Seuss
Dear math teacher who's asking what f(x) is,
A tv channel!
Sincerely, didn't see that one coming
I always think it's funny when you say to never text your ex no matter how long it's been
Sincerely, my ex is my best friend and I text him all the time
Please understand while I'm 21 and have a child you watch I'm stressed too...
Sincerely, working, going to school, and raising a baby with no financial help from anyone.
Dear Spanish teacher,
I really don't think it was necessary to tell me and my boyfriend to "get a room". Please calm down.
Sincerely, he literally just kissed my cheek.
The one time I actually wear makeup you criticize me!
Sincerely, no, eyeliner does not make me look goth
Please love me
Sincerely, I'm sorry if I have been a burden
Dear frat house across from the practice field,
Please do not blast a metronome with a different tempo from what we're playing to screw us up. It was funny the first 5 minutes, not the whole hour and a half long rehearsal.
Sincerely, 380 band kids that now hate you
Dear advertised medication,
"May cause diarrhea, itching or swelling of the throat, burning sensations, migraines, allergic reactions which may be fatal, suicidal thoughts, hallucinations, and drowsiness."
Sincerely, I think I'll keep my cold thanks...
I just need to get this off my chest. I am a man who was raped by a woman who is not going to prison because she’s female and I’m male; therefore, I must have enjoyed it. My rape is either completely ignored or, when it is acknowledged, made fun of. I am called a “fag” because men are supposed to always want sex, according to society and feminists. “Only men are rapists and only women are victims.” Why are you still allowing that lie to be perpetuated? Even now, I hide my identity out of fear of being mocked, ridiculed, and attacked by both men and women.
Dear "can't you see we're talking?!",
Yes, I can. I can also see that you are standing in front of the store I want to enter, and that you just glared at me when I asked you to please move. So, yes, I am just going to push past you.
Sincerely, that "rude moron"
Dear Emma Watson,
I absolutely adore you even more and I loved your speech.
Sincerely, You are ever the inspiration
Dear girl that makes fun of my friend,
He has feelings too. You barely know him and he's actually really cool, but you'll never know that because you're too busy judging him and making fun of him. He's even contemplated suicide because of people like you.
Sincerely, you make me sick
Yes, you are allowed to enjoy a show and still point out its flaws. But when you stop having anything good to say and start complaining about everything in the show, are you really enjoying it still?
Sincerely, At what point do you just stop watching?