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Dear pants making companies,
Please stop making fake pockets.
Dear hipsters and emos,
I was a tortured poet before it was cool.
Dear homophobic boss,
If being gay is such a disease, can I call in sick for the rest of my life?
Dear guys at the beach,
Just because you're wearing shiny sunglasses doesn't mean I can't tell where your face is pointed.
Dear crush,
No, I'm not Facebook stalking you. I'm doing character research in case I get to make a movie of my life and you're are in it.
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