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Dear Harry Potter,
We have a colorless, odorless liquid that makes people tell the truth too. Except we don't call it Veritaserum, we call it Vodka.
Dear guy at the gym,
Smooth.
Dear officer who asked me "How high are you?",
Your saying it wrong.
Dear Headphones,
I know you love each other. Please don't try to be naughty when I am gone.
Dear Doctor,
Alright, so my iron levels are too high so I need to eat less red meat, and my vitamin B12 levels are too low so I need to eat more red meat.
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