I'm going to kill you!
People aren't expected to "come out" as straight, so why do I have to announce my sexual preferences to the world?
Sincerely, A girl who just wants her privacy.
What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?
Dear secretly gay people of the world,
Nobody should have to live in a closet. Come out!
Sincerely, Harry Potter
Grow a real man's mustache!
Sincerely, Burt Reynolds
Dear Breaking Bad,
You can still bring back Walter White since his death was just assumed in the last episode. Better Call Saul just won't be enough.
Sincerely, A very devoted and heart-broken fan
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Sincerely, Boys never ask girls to lift the seat up!
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Sincerely, Exhausted student
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Curious Democrat
Please don't kill me yet, i'm too young to die.
Sincerely, stressed out freshman.
Dear pharmaceutical companies,
Why do you name all your drugs like sci-fi villains?
Sincerely, Xarelto, Prozac, Xanax...
Dear people who are scared of all spiders,
While I can understand the fear of venomous spiders or spiders with painful bites, please realize spiders serve an important function in the ecosystem.
Sincerely, They eat flies, and mosquitoes!
Please don't be dead.
Dear college roommate,
If you are going to use your bed for "extra-curricular activities", please use WD-40.
Sincerely, you and your boyfriend make the bed squeak all night long!