Believe it or not, it is possible to believe in evolution/science and still be Christian
Sincerely, my mom is a part time doctor, a scientist, and a dedicated Episcopalian
What color do you turn when you're angry?
Dear "no excuse for pregnancy",
WHY ARENT YOU TELLING THIS TO THE BOYS TOO HUH? DID YOU EVER TAKE SEX ED? It takes mommy AND daddy parts to impregnate someone, and not all forms of birth control work all the time, even when used correctly. So go eff yourself
Sincerely, infuriated member of society
Your asthmatic daughter wants to be a singer when she grows up and has been told by many people that she could reach her dream. How can you not see that you smoking is holding her back?
Sincerely, You Won't Even Put Them Down When I Ask...
You make me smile even when I don't want to. You are amazing and don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
Sincerely, your girl with the dazed look and dopey smile.
Please stay up
Sincerely, tired of going infront of a class and then realizing my fly is down
How do you set fire to the rain?
Please slow down! Do you want to get us killed!?
Sincerely, The Sloths
Dear People on My Hall,
Kindly please stop trying to perfect the lift from Dirty Dancing in the middle of the hall at 11 PM on a Monday night. People are trying to work. And sleep.
Sincerely, have to read 100 pages before class tomorrow
How can you afford an iPad, iPhone, and the new apple laptop and still not afford cable?!
Sincerely, I have to hear about your life everyday. I'm going to judge.
Sorry, I love you and all, but I'm still not happy about september coming soon.
Sincerely, I'm sorry, but you're just not Hogwarts...
Dear Newly Rescued Dog,
You are not a goat. Stop chewing on everything.
Sincerely, You're really not a goat
Don't lie to us, we've all seen Rise of the Guardians. The Yetis do all the work.
Sincerely, people that know the truth.
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..