Please stop judging me for not freaking out about boys.
Sincerely, I can like them without squealing, jumping up and down, and talking about them constantly.
Dear leg hair,
Please stop immediatly gowing a second after we shave you.
Sincerely, all girls.
Dear Secret Santa that gave me and my little sisters ipod touches leapfrog tablets and so much more,
Please know how extremely grateful I am for people like you.
Sincerely, girl who's parents just divorced and couldn't afford christmas this year.
Dear middle schoolers I heard talking the other day,
What?!?! Youre bragging about seeing your girlfriends boobs? You need to learn a lesson from The Beatles
Sincerely, "I want to hold your hand"
If in every party you go you are expecting to hook up with a girl and you would do it everytime if you had the chance, why do you call girls bad words when they do the same?
Sincerely, girls everywhere
Have I mentioned how little I care?
Sincerely, a student.
I had the biggest crush on you
Sincerely, Thank You for asking me out
How did I manage to get tendinitis in my hip by walking across my college campus at age 21?
Sincerely, aren't I a little young for this?
Sincerely, the kid you used to beat up every day who now suffers severe social anxiety
Dear "socially awkward" girls in my class,
You are NOT socially awkward. You each have 20 friends plus, people follow you during lunch so they can talk with you, and you always have at least 5 people to pick from when the teacher tells us to pick partners. Stop saying you're antisocial or awkward or a forever alone. It's quite offensive.
Sincerely, a genuine forever alone that always ends up working alone in class and sitting alone at lunch
Please don't text me on my birthday anymore. Stop telling me I was the best thing that every happened to you. It has been over three years since you cheated and put your hands on me.
Sincerely, Your ex who found a gentleman
Please realize that though you don't compliment me often or always say sweet things,I love it and appreciate it all that much more when you do.
Sincerely, your girlfriend who appreciates the "little things"
Dear "corporal punishment is the only way",
Please realize that children are different and therefore respond to punishments different. I was hit as a child and I behaved terribly throughout my child and needed therapy for my anger issues in adolescence.
Sincerely, a disappointed look on a teacher's face makes me work harder, not your yelling and hitting
Dear sweatpants and sweatshirts,
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but to lazy to show it
Dear liberal family members,
I understand that I don't have to wear long skirts or high necked shirts. However, this is how I want to display my body. Or, rather, not display it. It's exactly the same as when you wear shorts or a tank top because that's how you want to show your body.
Sincerely, I'm comfortable with my body, too.