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Dear Olaf,
I'm going to kill you!
Dear society,
People aren't expected to "come out" as straight, so why do I have to announce my sexual preferences to the world?
Dear world,
What kind of tea is bitter and hard to swallow?
Dear secretly gay people of the world,
Nobody should have to live in a closet. Come out!
Dear Hitler,
Grow a real man's mustache!
Dear Breaking Bad,
You can still bring back Walter White since his death was just assumed in the last episode. Better Call Saul just won't be enough.
Dear Feminisits,
If you really want equality, quit asking men to put the toilet seat down.
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Dear Republicans,
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Dear college,
Please don't kill me yet, i'm too young to die.
Dear pharmaceutical companies,
Why do you name all your drugs like sci-fi villains?
Dear people who are scared of all spiders,
While I can understand the fear of venomous spiders or spiders with painful bites, please realize spiders serve an important function in the ecosystem.
Dear Sherlock,
Please don't be dead.
Dear college roommate,
If you are going to use your bed for "extra-curricular activities", please use WD-40.
Dear proton,
I am so attracted to your positive energy.
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