Dear Best friend who moved today,
I may not have shown it, but I really am going to miss you like crazy
Sincerely, got home and immediately started sobbing on the couch
Dear Angry People,
Please note that you cannot 'steal' someone's boyfriend or girlfriend. Not unless you think people are property.
Sincerely, save most of your anger for the cheaters.
I filled out a job application for you and suddenly my inbox is being spammed like crazy. Seriously, how classless of you using job applications to get peoples' e-mails to sell to scam websites.
Sincerely, never going to Macy's again
Dear Any and ALL retail/food service/bank/etc.. customers,
Please, for the love of simple politeness, stop coming in on the cell phone and being annoyed when I ask you questions. I need to know what you got/want/need and I am human. Not just 'the girl at the counter'
Sincerely, Any and all cashiers/CSRs/tellers/waitresses/etc...