Dear Dad,
The years of emotional and mental abuse has made this day extremely hard.
Sincerely, Your daughter, who stopped loving you years after you stopped loving me.
Dear world,
Just because I'm a nerd, it doesn't mean I wear glasses and braces.
Sincerely, nerd with perfect teeth and 20/20 vision.
Dear "I hope this boy goes away, you can do better",
So, about those wedding invites, you coming, or...?
Sincerely, he didn't go away.
Dear Mom,
Please stop telling me to get a nose job when the doctor fixes my broken nose, I am already nervous about surgery and this isn't helping. My father should never have to stand up to you and tell you to stop making me cry
Sincerely, Please keep your insecurities about your appearance to yourself, and not push them off on me
Dear puberty,
I appreciate you removing the fat from my waist to give me curves, but did you really have to relocate it to my stomach?
Sincerely, unfortunately shaped teenage girl
Dear 2 year old ,
Thank you for yelling IM RAINING while you are potty training
Sincerely, amused older sister
Dear overprotective mother,
I'm in high school. I'm taking all available honors classes, have been to the National Spelling Bee, been on "Kids Jeopardy!", and have an IQ of 135.
Sincerely, I think it's time to let me see a PG-13 movie.
Dear Mother,
Please let me become an organ donor. There are so many people out there that can really use my organs if anything were to happen to me. Organ donation is one of the most selfless things you can do in your life. It's my decision, I wish you could just support it.
Sincerely, your disappointed daughter
Dear Romeo,
And THAT is how you die for love.
Sincerely, Snape
Dear grinch,
Please see a doctor. If your heart grew three sizes in one day, you may have Aortic Stinosis.
Sincerely, worried
Dear dad,
Thank you for handing me a spoon when I asked if I could have Nutella.
Sincerely, your very thankful daughter
Dear women,
...we like chocolate too.
Sincerely, men
Dear math textbook writers,
If you have to tell us how to pronounce the name, it's too much.
Sincerely, Etube (eh-TOO-bay) just isn't working out...
Dear persistent parents,
I want to get a job, I really do!
Sincerely, deathly afraid of interviews
Dear creators of Pokemon,
When my 6 year old cousin asks me why the girl on the Pokemon card is only wearing underwear.... you might want to rethink what you're teaching this generation.
Sincerely, it was the best game ever, don't ruin it!
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