Dear most internet atheists,
Please stop generalizing religious people as science smothering ignoramuses.
Sincerely, a Catholic who believes in evolution.
Dear noxious coworker,
Your threat to quit would be a lot more effective if everyone here wasn't rooting for that outcome.
Please take your weather back. We are dying up here
Dear Google street view car,
Thank you for your perfect timing
Sincerely, drove by as I was practicing marching in band
Dear people complaining about needing retail experience,
Most of you are people who say you're "above" fast food which actually counts as retail experience.
Sincerely, proud past McDonald's employee with a decent career in retail.