Dear power outage,
Thank you for ending when I said lumos
Sincerely, my friends think I'm a wizard
Dear Prince Charming,
Five more minutes...
Sincerely, Sleeping Beauty
Dear teenage boys discussing how hot I am in french,
Please realize that although I don't look it, I'm fluent in four languages. Bet you were surprised when I answered "Thanks but I have a boyfriend"
Your complaints about the monster under your bed offend me.
Sincerely, your twin on the bottom bunk