Please lock the door the next time we shower together. The shower doors are glass and now your roommate has seen my ass.
Sincerely, your mortified girlfriend
Please don't put your children on the phone, especially when they're under 4 years old.
Sincerely, I don't know what to say to a screaming four year old and I'm very uncomfortable.
Please tell me why you're so useless!
Sincerely, Tangled Tangles
You mean to tell me we've come up with nuclear bombs yet we can't find a way to get rid of the painfully awkward lag on news channels when going to someone "on the scene"?
Sincerely, it never fails to make me uncomfortable
Dear judgmental virgin girls in my school ,
Please, we've been together for years, talk regularly about marriage and kids, and I wear the promise ring he gave me
Sincerely, that's not the definition of a slut
Dear Harry potter 7,
Please know that I cried uncontrollably for hours after finishing you. I felt as if I had suffered from withdrawal.
Sincerely, a real potterhead
The document written by my professor and downloaded from Blackboard does not contain a virus. Please stop trying to tell me that it's unsafe.
Sincerely, annoyed student
I wish you had known you were loved by so many before that fateful act.
Sincerely, everyone, RIP
Dear majority of people who enjoy a fandom,
Please realize that a majority of you wouldn't win the Hunger Games, nor is every person a Gryffindor. Let's get some facts down. Slytherins are not evil, and Gryffindor isn't the perfect Hogwarts House. Just because Harry was a Gryffindor doesn't mean everyone is and that all other houses suck. Hufflepuff isn't the worst house; there is no worse house. Just because someone chooses to pick up a Bow because of the Hunger Games doesn't make them a Katniss wanna-be. It should be good that people choose new hobbies that are healthy because they were inspired. Now stop hating on certain aspects of a fandom and go reread the series you clearly misinterpreted.
Sincerely, upset bookwork
Saying that "only God can judge me" doesn't make what you're doing any more okay.
Sincerely, it's just an excuse.
Dear people defining racism,
Does it really matter? Maybe we should focus on stopping discrimination, individual and institutional.
Christmas in September? Damn, we're ahead of schedule!
Thank you so much for making ME a sandwich and you didnt even ask me to make you one after.
Sincerely, want to get married?
Dear people who think you know me,
Sincerely, that's okay, I don't either