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Dear parents,
Please understand that I'm graduating a year early, get to work early, have time for my girlfriend and chores.
Dear slut shamers,
Please explain your logic to me. I often hear you saying that girls who wear short skirts and/or low-cut tops are sluts. If that was the case, I would become a slut in no more than a few seconds by simple changing clothes.
Dear reality,
Unless you learn some tricks from the books I read, I refuse to spend more time with you.
Dear gay friend,
We were good friends before you realised I was Christian, why are you acting strange around me now?
Dear egg,
You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Dear New Friend at Uni,
Thank you. Thank you for bursting into my room, drunk, at an ungodly hour, and breaking down on my bed. I love that you trust me enough to do that, even though we've only known each other a few months. I knew something was up with you, but I didn't, couldn't have realised how bad it had gotten until you told me. Don't ever feel like you can't do that. I'm here for you.
Dear Postal industry,
You're welcome.
Dear boy,
Please never stop catching my glances. It's the only thing I look forward to.
Dear People who want Cheap Accessable flying cars,
It is hard enough for you to drive on two dimensions. Imagine how how many accidents there would be in three. Plus, think of where the cars would land when they crash.
Dear Who You Gonna Call?,
YOUR EX!
Dear life,
please explain to me one thing, why?
Dear Dog,
I wish you weighed a less so that our lion king renditions looked a little more dramatic.
Dear hater,
Just because I don't like your type of music doesn't mean that my taste sucks.
Dear "gay people will ruin the sanctity of marriage",
If you need to compare your marriage to those of others for it to have meaning, then you are the one with a weak marriage.
Dear Residents,
Please stop locking yourselves out of your rooms. Your adults bring your key with you!
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