Dear women of the world,
It's my period, and it hurts. Pity please. Seriously, who annoyed Mother Nature so much she'd screw her own gender over so badly?
Sincerely, in killer pain
I wear a size 13 in your store. Everywhere else, I'm a size 4.
Sincerely, if I'm a size 13, your 0s must be nonexistent.
Dear potential uni courses,
I really want to be a therapist. Why oh why must you put my two most hated subjects as prerequisites to get into the exact course I need to get into in order to be a therapist?
Sincerely, I just want to talk people through their problems. Must I do maths methods and science?!
Dear People who think calling myself fat means I must think they're obese.,
Stop it. My dysmorphia affects only me, and my body is the only one I see disproportionally. You look just fine.
Sincerely, an Anorexic girl
Please understand, This is my country, wrong or right, if right to be kept right; and if wrong, to be set right. That means I don't always agree with what the USA does, but I'll work to set things right, not deny my country and leave it in the hands of those that will continue with everything as is.
Sincerely, Proud to be an American
Dear "Bad Test Takers",
Please stop saying you're bad test takers. You're just stupid. You struggle with that part where we find out what you know?
Sincerely, Daniel Tosh
Dear those who say "respect your elders",
Please stop with that until you tell them to respect us as well. It works both ways.
Sincerely, the younger generation
Dear Fellow Uterus Owners,
Let's clarify once and for all: cramps, headaches, migraines, nausea, etc are very real physical symptoms. Nobody is denying this. "PMS Craziness" is, therefore, not just 'women are crazy amirite', it is a perfectly natural and logical reaction to having to deal with petty bullshit while in physical pain. The fact that this is being pointed out is in fact a good thing, as it stops people from thinking that we are actually mentally impaired simply because of our fertility cycle. That is a myth, and an offensive one. Shutting it down is a good thing.
Sincerely, can we stop arguing now?
Dear Pandora advertisers,
Why do I keep getting ads in Spanish to vote for the govener of Illinois?
Sincerely, I don't live in Illinois or speak Spanish
Dear History Teacher,
Please accept when you screwed up on a test. It's not fair for half the class not to get points they deserve.
Sincerely, Should have had a 95 but I have an 82...
Dear the guy who said he'd never heard a girl say they're pretty.,
I think i'm beautiful. I think I'm fantastic. I am not skinny. I am chubby and I love my cupcakes in the morning. I rarely work out, and I feel great. I work on things that are important to me, and I've done a great job. That works a lot better than only worrying about your looks. I'm sorry girls don't believe in themselves as much as they ought.
Sincerely, Beautiful and Confident.
Dear Someone is tired of people getting killed,
I'm tired of my country interfering as well, but you know how some Americans can be, everything is solved through war.
Sincerely, An American also tired of senseless death.
Dear guys of the world,
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I'm not lonely. I still want a romantic relationship.
Sincerely, ...but I lost you at no sex, didn't I?
You might have blue, but do you have purple? Thats what we thought...