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Dear boyfriend,
Please lock the door the next time we shower together. The shower doors are glass and now your roommate has seen my ass.
Dear parents,
Please don't put your children on the phone, especially when they're under 4 years old.
Dear Conditioner,
Please tell me why you're so useless!
Dear Technology,
You mean to tell me we've come up with nuclear bombs yet we can't find a way to get rid of the painfully awkward lag on news channels when going to someone "on the scene"?
Dear judgmental virgin girls in my school ,
Please, we've been together for years, talk regularly about marriage and kids, and I wear the promise ring he gave me
Dear Harry potter 7,
Please know that I cried uncontrollably for hours after finishing you. I felt as if I had suffered from withdrawal.
Dear computer,
The document written by my professor and downloaded from Blackboard does not contain a virus. Please stop trying to tell me that it's unsafe.
Dear friend,
I wish you had known you were loved by so many before that fateful act.
Dear majority of people who enjoy a fandom,
Please realize that a majority of you wouldn't win the Hunger Games, nor is every person a Gryffindor. Let's get some facts down. Slytherins are not evil, and Gryffindor isn't the perfect Hogwarts House. Just because Harry was a Gryffindor doesn't mean everyone is and that all other houses suck. Hufflepuff isn't the worst house; there is no worse house. Just because someone chooses to pick up a Bow because of the Hunger Games doesn't make them a Katniss wanna-be. It should be good that people choose new hobbies that are healthy because they were inspired. Now stop hating on certain aspects of a fandom and go reread the series you clearly misinterpreted.
Dear people,
Saying that "only God can judge me" doesn't make what you're doing any more okay.
Dear people defining racism,
Does it really matter? Maybe we should focus on stopping discrimination, individual and institutional.
Dear Stores,
Christmas in September? Damn, we're ahead of schedule!
Dear boyfriend,
Thank you so much for making ME a sandwich and you didnt even ask me to make you one after.
Dear people who think you know me,
You don't.
Dear Potty-Training Nephew,
If you have to go to the bathroom, please notify an adult... especially if you are going to be sitting on laps.
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