How about we take the government out of marriage? We can allow people who are religious to practice their beliefs on marriage, and with the amount of churches marrying homosexual coples there would no longer be an issue there. Tax forms could be done based on number of years co-habitating and number of dependents, and welfare could be decided this way as well. Also, it furthers separation of church and state. Requiring marriage licenses was just a way for past governments to better control its people.
Sincerely, Just throwing it out there.
Dear Pharmacy Costumers,
Please realize that 15 minutes means 15 minutes. Not 10 minutes.
Sincerely, No, your prescription isn't done yet.
Dear social media,
Thank you for creating somebodies out of nobodies.
Sincerely, just keepin' it real
Please remember that life sucks, get over it!!
Sincerely, A pessamist
Why is the "United" States so racially divided?
Sincerely, keen observer
Dear Kai kitty,
Please explain to me how you managed to shake my computer so hard you caused one of the latches on the second RAM stick to come undone? Here I was freaking out trying to figure out why my computer was acting like it didn't have enough memory to do as I wanted, and then I see that you managed to shake it loose just enough to cause a problem. You are totally banned from ever sitting on my tower again. I don't care how much you like it up there.
Sincerely, your owner.
Dear "depressed because I haven't had a date in two ",
I haven't had a date in about four years and I'm perfectly happy with that.
Sincerely, why do girls always need a guy to be happy? What's wrong with being single?
Please be kind enough to recall that everyone allowed to have their own opinion
Sincerely, It doesn't have to agree with yours, though.
Dear joke I heard two years ago,
I finally got it
Sincerely, just broke out laughing in the middle of a conversation
Dear 90s kids,
Dear people who think that I am too specific about the type of men I will date,
Please note that you will soon be recieving a kettlebell through your windshield if you tell me this one more time.
Sincerely, Girl who won't end up with an asshole douchebag
Dear people complaining about the undo button,
There is a redo button.
Sincerely, common sense
Dear Future College Students,
Never take two different lab classes at once (Anatomy and Microbiology for example). You will never know sleep again....
Sincerely, An Incredibly Frazzled Student
Dear Certain Feminists,
As a girl myself, I can see why some men don't want women holding the same amount of power as them, considering some of the spokesmen for our gender are nothing but argumentative, irrational female supremisists.
Sincerely, Maybe if you fought for equality instead of a complete female domination we'd be getting somewhere
Dearest People of the world,
Don't you think that we are going about the aborition issue the wrong way entirely? Barring religious belief whcih should be handled within specific religious groups or communities, shouldn't our main focus be on the education of our youth to sex? I'm not saying hand out condoms, but I am saying educate them and tell them the truth on what is what and what is going on in their bodies and help them understand their constantly changing minds. Make preventative measures for women more obtainable!!!! Women who are responsible enough to gather means of protecting themselves and those they decide to be with should not be made to feel bad about themselves in our society! They are just trying to PREVENT the issue that we as a society can't seem to even come to terms with - ABORTION! So Educate and facilitate, don't hate and discriminate.
Sincerely, Disgruntled Sociologist