Dear Aunt who bought me a Rubix Cube,
Sincerely, your color blind niece
Dear super hot male teacher trying to teach about reproduction,
Is this as awkward for you as it is for us?
Sincerely, all girl class
Please refrain from using the phrase 'booyah'. There is only one person that can pull that off.
Sincerely, Ron Stoppable
Dear automatic toilet,
Please stop flushing, i'm not done yet!!!
Sincerely, the woman in the stall next to me thinks I have serious problems...