Dear Wal-Mart protesters,
Please understand that buying all the stuff you buy there online is not any better. FedEx workers work 6 hours straight with no breaks and are constantly yelled at to work faster.
Sincerely, working at FedEx.
Did you know that roosters start their cockleedoos at 1 in the morning and not the sun rise?
Sincerely, I didn't either until I stayed up all night
Dear College Professors,
We understand that we need to be on top of the course work. Still, think you could tell us about the 10 page research paper before it's due?
Sincerely, your students, in the midst of nervous breakdowns
Dear very conservative Aunt and Uncle,
I heard you told my mom not to let her daughter marry a black man. Have you ever heard "be careful what you wish for?"
Sincerely, interested in women
Dear "In Ancient Rome homosexuality was encouraged because a man would fight better if he was trying to impress his lover ",
You mean ancient Greece. The Romans frowned upon it.
Sincerely, at least get your facts straight...
Dear college professors,
Please do not hold students to high standards regarding grammar/format/spelling/etc. if you don't hold yourselves up to the same standarsds.
Sincerely, wasting my time by editing your mistakes.
I've told you this before and I'll tell you again: I do not suffer from multiple personalities!
Sincerely, and hey, neither do I!
Dear Every Fish in the Sea,
Keep calm and... Nope, lost it.
I hate to break this to you, but talking to your kid with a British accent will not give them one too. As a child develops their linguistic abilities, they will first learn from the parents but will eventually have an accent matching their peers (who will be presumably American). Therefore, you'll need to move to Great Britain.
Please understand this - Twilight didn't ruin this generation's readers on its own; In fact, bad though it might be, it didn't ruin them at all. Justin Bieber didn't ruin music, either. If one series of books, no matter how bad, and one singer - regardless of any potential - ruined books and music for you, then you weren't much for them in the first place.
Sincerely, Signed, Seventh Sage
Dear 'you're OCD',
Please realise that OCD stands for obsessive compulsive disorder. In the same way that people cannot 'be' diabetes, I cannot be OCD.
Sincerely, I have OCD.
Dear black taxi driver who cut me off then parked me in,
I didn't call you an arsehole because you're black, I called you an arsehole because you're an arsehole.
Sincerely, don't call me a racist.
What is so wrong about sex and nudity?
Sincerely, I think it is pretty natural, so why so would you discourage safely practiced sex?
Please realise that books, movies, tv shows and fictional characters can have a tremendous effect on someone who needs an escape, or someone to look up to and relate to. Not everybody has people to talk to. They may not be real, but they can help.
Sincerely, a frustrated person