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Dear world,
Believe it or not, it is possible to believe in evolution/science and still be Christian
Dear Smurfs,
What color do you turn when you're angry?
Dear "no excuse for pregnancy",
WHY ARENT YOU TELLING THIS TO THE BOYS TOO HUH? DID YOU EVER TAKE SEX ED? It takes mommy AND daddy parts to impregnate someone, and not all forms of birth control work all the time, even when used correctly. So go eff yourself
Dear Mom,
Your asthmatic daughter wants to be a singer when she grows up and has been told by many people that she could reach her dream. How can you not see that you smoking is holding her back?
Dear boyfriend,
You make me smile even when I don't want to. You are amazing and don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
Dear zipper,
Please stay up
Dear Adele,
How do you set fire to the rain?
Dear Turtles,
Please slow down! Do you want to get us killed!?
Dear People on My Hall,
Kindly please stop trying to perfect the lift from Dirty Dancing in the middle of the hall at 11 PM on a Monday night. People are trying to work. And sleep.
Dear Teacher,
How can you afford an iPad, iPhone, and the new apple laptop and still not afford cable?!
Dear School,
Sorry, I love you and all, but I'm still not happy about september coming soon.
Dear Newly Rescued Dog,
You are not a goat. Stop chewing on everything.
Dear Elves,
Don't lie to us, we've all seen Rise of the Guardians. The Yetis do all the work.
Dear boy i really like,
Please don't tell me you love me then tell me "holy shit not actually i'm really drunk right now. haha.". really hurts because i don't think you know how much i like you..
Dear Apple,
Instead of upgrading your phones, how about you upgrade your chargers?
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