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Dear Grandpa,
The correct response to "You need a hearing aid" is not "I don't have a feather in my hat."
Dear Tom Marvolo Riddle,
Please tell me how long it took you to get "I Am Lord Voldemort" from your muggle name.
Dear cell phone companies,
I guess you and I have a different understanding of what "unlimited" means.
Dear Sophomores,
It's the first day of school, and you're trashing the freshmen.
Dear world,
Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing zone in a swimming pool.
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