Dear Guy in my building,
Please don't glare at me when I open the building "only" two minutes early. Next time, don't be wearing shorts in a snow storm maybe?
Sincerely, disgruntled building worker in Wisconsin
Dear job seeker,
If you do not meet our minimum requirements, and are not willing to do so, you will not get a job. No, the fact that you are female, or Hispanic does not change anything, and it is not discrimination for us to hire someone else.
Sincerely, if you want to work at a library, you need to be able to read English
Please stop locking yourselves out of your rooms. Your adults bring your key with you!
Sincerely, Your RA
Dear self-proclaimed geeks and nerds,
I was popular in high school. I pulled good grades. I did not bully people. However, because people liked me and I was never single for long, many of the "nerds" made a point to talk badly about my friends and call us horrible names. Then, when we would complain, they would call us the bullies. Most of the time, unless you are someone's friend, they don't care what you do, what you like, and what social status you think you have. The world is not always out to get out. Maybe, if you acted the way you want to be treated, people might be nicer to you.
Sincerely, "Popular" Girl
Dear Mother Nature,
I know you have a tendency to sneak up on me at the worst possible times, but just one thing I ask is that you stay away from my wedding day or I may have to shoot you.
Sincerely, I'm calling my wedding off if that happens
Dear friend-zoned friend who just asked if we are now more than friends,
Sincerely, 'cause we're now BEST of friends.
Dear laundry detergent commercials,
It would be nice to know if your product can wash out blood stains.
Sincerely, a girl with annoyingly irregular periods.
Dear woman driving the car next to me,
Please stop painting your nails while driving. You almost hit me.
Sincerely, the woman in the car next to you.
Dear author of a book i just read,
So you're trying to tell me that in a world of vampires, a human girl pretended to be a vampire successfully for 17 years? You do realize that girls BLEED every month, right?
Sincerely, she would have been eaten as soon as she hit puberty
Please understand that just because my boyfriend is Indian it doesn't mean he's going to try to take me away to India and make me a Hindu, he was born and raised in America. Besides, maybe I would like to go India. It is not for you to decide and I would appreciate it if you kept your racist opinions to yourself. I love him. That's all that matters.
Sincerely, your granddaughter who still loves you but doesn't care about race.
Dear Father Who Stiffed Me Last Night,
I watched your kids 3 from 5pm to 3am last night so you could go to that wedding. We discussed my rate per hour. You really though you could bully me into not charging you? And you thought when I wouldn't leave without my pay it would be a good idea to slap me in the hotel lobby?
Sincerely, Watching The Concierge Beat You Up Was Payment Enough For Me
Yes i am talking back to you, that's how a conversation works.
Dear teens who like to be nostalgic about their childhood,
My childhood wasn't fun, or wonderful. It was fine, but there wasn't anything special about it.
Sincerely, a teenager tired of this fad.
Is this the year that pop artists suddenly went through an ass-craze?
Sincerely, it was here before, but now it's here even more