Please don't tell me that I am too old to have an imaginary friend. You are almost 50 and you have one too! God is not real...
Sincerely, your annoyed daughter
I blame you for my failing grades.
Sincerely, a boy who procrastinates by visiting your site.
Dear people who say "there is nothing that tastes better than skinny feels",
I can think of a lot. Pizza, bacon, chocolate...
Sincerely, Jennifer Lawrence
Dear those who find themselves in the "friend-zone",
Being "friend-zoned" is better than having no friends at all...
Sincerely, lonely nerds everywhere
Dear door-to-door religious converters,
Please realize that you are wasting your time trying to "sell" your religion to those who are well-educated. A better use of your time may be to start studying about science and evolution.
Sincerely, a well-informed atheist