The only way for a country to succeed, like it did 150 years ago, is to work together. We have a Democratic president now, we might have a Republican president next.
Sincerely, Political parties should not divide a country.
Dear companies seeking employees,
Please take off the 3-5 years of experience for a job.
Sincerely, I just got my diploma. How can I get experience anywhere, if I always need "experience" before I get
Thanks for being a curtain on rainy days, a scarf on cold days, a hideaway on sad days and an accessory on nice days!
Sincerely, The head you cover
I am so attracted to your positive energy.
Dear people who are scared of all spiders,
While I can understand the fear of venomous spiders or spiders with painful bites, please realize spiders serve an important function in the ecosystem.
Sincerely, They eat flies, and mosquitoes!
Dear "Cool People",
They didn't name a candy after you, did they?
Dear my beloved bed,
I want to spend all my nights with you. Thank you for always being there to support me and my dreams . Just knowing that you are here helps me sleep at night.
Sincerely, Exhausted student
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to here it, is it still Obama's fault?
Sincerely, Curious Democrat
Please give me back my heart.
Sincerely, Ex-girlfriend with a hole in her chest.
Please stop showing me all the neat stuff I have lost while I am trying to clean you
Dear people who say something isn't hard,
What may not be hard for you may be hard for someone else.
Sincerely, everyone has different learning abilities
Dear guy friends,
Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm attracted to you
Sincerely, We used to be friends
Dear Best Friend,
You're a boy, I'm a girl, we play Halo, have sleepovers, play fight and lately you've been hanging around more like a boyfriend than a guy who's just my friend.
Sincerely, Please Just Kiss Me Already
Please stop pressuring me to find a husband.
Sincerely, I am happy alone.