Please understand that my hair does not define me, nor does it define my sexuality. I actually cut it for bootcamp...
Sincerely, proud future Sailor for the US Navy
Please give me my life back.
Dear video gamer creators,
When you are making the game, please make the hard difficulties mean the AI enemy is really hard. Please don't make my allies useless, or tamper with general gameplay, like the controls.
Sincerely, hard means hard to win, not hard to play
You can never truly understand someone else's pain.
Sincerely, we all have different thresholds
Dear Public Speaking Professor,
Please understand that telling me I will never be a good public speaker moments before I give a speech was not a good idea.
Sincerely, Nearly had a panic attack during the speech
Dear boy who said he would go to prom with me,
I wish you would have said no.
Sincerely, the girl you backed out on.
Dear new boyfriend,
Please calm down. I know you are excited about us, but we said we wouldn't rush into anything and that's exactly what we did. I'm still not sure if I'm ready for an "us."
Sincerely, nervous girlfriend.
I voluntarily do not have a Facebook.
Sincerely, yeah it's possible.
Dear fellow teammates,
If you insist on having "team sleepovers" yet insist on not inviting me, TAKE ME OUT OF THE GROUP MESSAGE!
Sincerely, sick of you talking about them while I'm sitting home alone
Dear Ice Age,
Thank you for putting hidden references to things in the movie.
Sincerely, Stonehenge, Star Trek, Old Faithful...
Dear Geometry Student,
Please try this problem again. I'm pretty sure none of my sides measure -39 units.
Sincerely, The Parallelogram
Dear assistant stage manager,
Please don't talk behind her back about a freshman messing up the lights during a show when in your first year you almost severely injured someone by cueing someone else at the wrong time.
Sincerely, pissed-off best friend of said girl
Dear roommate having sex in our room while I'm trying to sleep,
have you no shame?
Sincerely, disrespected roommate
Dear people trying to make abortion illegal,
Please stop complaining until you are willing to adopt the unwanted babies.
Sincerely, a concerned citizen
Dear School systems,
If my friend who is always on top of her work and a straight A student is considering staying home from school just to catch up with all the work, somethings wrong.
Sincerely, I never even get to see her anymore and she sounds really stressed