Dear SENIOR sister who has three free periods,
Mom has the ER room night shift, and dad hasn't been home in years. I woke up at 5:00 to go for a run, make breakfast and lunch, finish studying for my chemistry test, then send our brother to school. You complain because I didn't do the dishes! Excuse me!
Sincerely, your 10th grade sister who is fed up.
Dear psych and biology majors fighting over how PMS is caused,
Please wait for me to get my popcorn
Sincerely, very amused person
Dear suicidal kids teens and adults,
Please live until tomorrow. And when you do, read this message again.
Sincerely, a world that won't be the same without you.
I may be a University graduate who is currently working on a Masters degree in science but you have no idea how giddy I was when I realized you had hidden Easter eggs around the house
Sincerely, still like to have fun!
I know wearing pink in October is a way to market to your female fans and look pro-woman, but would it kill you to have a blue November for testicular cancer, something that can actually affect not only your male fan base, but also your players?
Dear kiss cam,
It was awkward when you put me and my best girl friend at first, but I'm so glad you helped us have our first kiss
Sincerely, dating for 3 months
Dear best friend,
Thank you for not acting like I'm a freak or ignoring me after I tried to kill myself and subsequently spent a week in a psychiatric health ward. Everyone else has avoided me like the plague. Without you I probably wouldn't have been able to go to someone to say I had taken all of those pills. You're probably the reason I am alive right now.
Sincerely, finally getting the help I needed
I just wanted you to know that I am aware that I am short.
Sincerely, Sick of being reminded.
You probably aren't even IN the friendzone, probably more like the "God-Not-Him-Again" Zone....
Sincerely, Trust me, I don't want to be your friend either
Dear my dad's girlfriend who's staying with us,
Please stop blaming every wrong thing you do on your mental problems.
Sincerely, your boyfriend's teenager daughter who knows you smoke weed
If I can walk into the first day of a course, take the book, never attend a day save the midterm and the final, and still ace both tests leaving me with an A+, there's something wrong.
Sincerely, Why am I paying thousands of dollars for a talking textbook that only functions in 45 minute interva
Please stop having sex at midnight on a Thursday. I am sick and have class at eight tomorrow, I just want to sleep.
Sincerely, your roommate who just needs to go to bed
Dear Friend with benefits,
Please make up your mind about what we are.
Sincerely, confused and hurt and in love with you.
Just because I am skinny, does not mean I am also anorexic. Save your sympathy for someone who actually is.
Sincerely, I have high metabolism
Dear girl who flirts with my boyfriend,
Yeah, I get it, you two were friends before I started dating him. Doesn't give you an excuse to try and make a move on him when I'm right there. I can be vicious.
Sincerely, the ticked off girlfriend with a field hockey stick