Dear little sister watching fox and the hound ,
Please move over, I love this movie!
Sincerely, your 17 year old sister
Dear adorable dog,
I rarely mind your antics when it comes to going outside, but today of all days please hurry it up and go!
Sincerely, Its below zero and I cant feel my fingers anymore
Dear man looking at me on the bus,
Just because I'm Muslim doesn't mean I have a bomb under my shirt,
Sincerely, I obviously have my AK-47 under there.
We should just let gay people get married; marriage is a joke anyway. People marry for tax benefits or because they think they're in “love,” and 50% of marriages end in divorce anyway. Gay people can't possibly ruin the institution of marriage any more than the celebrities whose "marriages" lasted less than 24 hours.
Dear Mozzy the Cat,
Please feel free to sit on my face as a sign that it's time for your breakfast, I don't need to breathe anyway.
Sincerely, nothing like the smell of your arse first thing in the morning.
Dear geeky guy who texts me,
Please don't stop texting me, it makes me smile 20x more plus you're cute
Sincerely, the hopeless romantic
Please stop telling me that one box of your Mac and cheese has three servings in it.
Sincerely, I seriously eat one box by myself. . .
Stay. Don't freaking leave me, I'm not ready for school.
Sincerely, Every Student
Dear woman at the supermarket the other day,
It is neither your business nor your right to chasten others about charity with snarky comments and stupid giggles when you have no clue about what goes on in their life. Maybe I donate lots to charity, more than just two dollars: time.
Sincerely, An "uncharitable" person with $0.73 remaining
Dear Cherry turnover,
I'm not even hungry, but I know that if I don't eat you now I won't get any. So I'm just going to stuff my face now.
Sincerely, Experienced member of a large family
I've never seen someone get picked on as much as you.
Sincerely, Kindergarten teacher.
I love naturally red hair. You get bonus points if you have freckles.
Sincerely, Yes, there are people who love gingers.
Please understand that I just got out of a relationship with sleep. I need some time before I'm ready for this.
Sincerely, too damn early