Please be kind enough to recall that everyone allowed to have their own opinion
Sincerely, It doesn't have to agree with yours, though.
Dear joke I heard two years ago,
I finally got it
Sincerely, just broke out laughing in the middle of a conversation
Dear people who think that I am too specific about the type of men I will date,
Please note that you will soon be recieving a kettlebell through your windshield if you tell me this one more time.
Sincerely, Girl who won't end up with an asshole douchebag
Dear habitual hashtaggers,
You don't need to hashtag every word you say, just write a normal complete sentence.
Sincerely, do the write thing
Want to save hundreds of dollars on your electric bills? Don't have every room's thermostat set at 40 degrees in summer. Just because it's hot outside, doesn't mean we want to be bundling up for a two hour class.
Sincerely, I think this means you can lower tuition, too...
I knew you were a keeper when you said I worth waiting for when I told you I was saving myself for marriage.
Sincerely, your girlfriend that loves you even more
You claim that your kids are darling little angels. The glass on the floor, bite marks on my arm, juice spilled on my shirt, and bruise on my shin prove that this is a lie.
Sincerely, your overworked, underpaid server
Dearest People of the world,
Don't you think that we are going about the aborition issue the wrong way entirely? Barring religious belief whcih should be handled within specific religious groups or communities, shouldn't our main focus be on the education of our youth to sex? I'm not saying hand out condoms, but I am saying educate them and tell them the truth on what is what and what is going on in their bodies and help them understand their constantly changing minds. Make preventative measures for women more obtainable!!!! Women who are responsible enough to gather means of protecting themselves and those they decide to be with should not be made to feel bad about themselves in our society! They are just trying to PREVENT the issue that we as a society can't seem to even come to terms with - ABORTION! So Educate and facilitate, don't hate and discriminate.
Sincerely, Disgruntled Sociologist
Dear science teacher ,
Please stop fast forwarding through our movie and telling us what's going on , we aren't in 5th grade and we understand " big words " .
Sincerely, the annoyed
Dear 90s kids,
Dear people who don't pay attention,
Et cetera is abbreviated as etc, not ect...because Et comes before Cetera, therefore et comes before c...
Sincerely, It's not that difficult.
Dear people complaining about the undo button,
There is a redo button.
Sincerely, common sense
Dear older brother,
Please stop treating my bipolar friend like trash. I'm sorry you don't get along, but that's because you called her a cunt for standing up for me when you were threatening me.
Sincerely, she's not that bad. In fact, she's better than you.
Dear people who pick up pizza,
Please don't openthe boxes and check the pizza. Do you think I am going to rip you off? It' really rude
Sincerely, the person who made your food.