Dear male friend who likes our mutual female friend,
Please, just get together. The tension is irritating all of us to death. Just please man up, she likes you too!
Sincerely, all your friends who are tired of watching you two
Sincerely, I have abnormally large ears
Dear Spanish teacher who noticed I lost weight,
Thank you for noticing...even if this is somewhat awkward.
Sincerely, your student who used to be way overweight but managed to drop 15 pounds in 3 months
Dear College Girls who wear tight revealing clothing,
If you don't want us to look, don't wear that kind of clothing.
Sincerely, Guy who looks at your butt
Dear people at my school,
Please realize that just because I keep to myself and don't usually talk to people, it doesn't mean that I'm stuck up.
Sincerely, an introvert who's tired of being judged
Dear new friends,
Please be patient with me. I'm still learning how to interact with people, so if I do or say something that's inappropriate, or seem really shy and withdrawn sometimes, be kind about it. With your help, I'll improve a little every day.
Sincerely, your new friend trying to overcome severe social phobia.
Please tell me what has changed. You liked me when I was just weird, you stuck by me when I was self- diagnosed. I really need you right now, believe me, it's harder for me than it is for you.
Sincerely, a girl recently diagnosed with Aspergers who sits alone at lunch now
Dear Chemistry Professor,
Please don't lecture me about how awful pesticides are when you hear my parents own a pest control company and that I am a licensed exterminator. I understand that you don't like pesticides but my parents work hard to pay the bills and I need the extra money to pay for this college education you are suppose to be providing me.
Sincerely, I very annoyed, exterminator/college student who is paying for school all by herself
Dear close friend,
Please open up to me when you're having problems.
Sincerely, hurt when you try to distance yourself.
Can those of you who aren't sexist douschebags start wearing a sign or something?
Sincerely, a girl with a broken radar
Dear colleges telling me I am extraordinary and different,
Oh really? Then why did several of my friends get the exact same emails?
Sincerely, I'm not falling for it and I wasn't planning on going there.
Huge boobs aren't needed for a girl to have a nice body.
Sincerely, AA cup and rockin it.
I'm sorry I'm not naturally a stick figure like you want me to be, but please stop making fun of me when I work out.
Sincerely, slightly overweight and majorly insecure
Please stop creeping on me in the shower.
Sincerely, my roommates don't appreciate high-pitched panic attacks.