Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Sincerely, a daughter who's gonna need a shrink
I'll freeze over if you guys start flying. Join me, and together we can watch the world burn!
I am there for you whenever you need it. Today, I needed to talk and you made me feel like crap.
Sincerely, Depressed friend
Please don't make our meetings at 10pm if you expect me to show up smiling with a positive attitude.
Sincerely, it's past my bedtime
Please stop with the German jokes.
Sincerely, they're the wurst.
Please stop asking why girls go to the bathroom together Hermione went and got attacked by a troll
Sincerely, playin it safe
Please tell me when you have a problem with something I'm doing before it gets to the point where you are so pissed that you can't be civil.
Sincerely, your flatmate who doesn't intend to upset you.
Dear people who can't spell,
Please, it is spelled definitely, D E F I N I T E L Y
Sincerely, not a grammar nazi, it just bugs me
On April Fools you should give out salads no matter what the person orders,
Sincerely, It would be so funny to watch how people react!
So our entertainment is flinging birds at pigs, slicing fruit, snipping ropes and finding a crocodile's water?
Sincerely, what happened to pac-man and mario?
Please don't make me come down there.
Dear Islamic girls on campus,
Your hijabs are very pretty.
Sincerely, fascinated fellow student
So you can run away for five days and you expect us not to bug you but I try to spend one hour with my boyfriend and you send me 20 texts?
Sincerely, tell me how that is fair
Dear women who claim to hate men,
If you hate men so much, why are you still sleeping with them?
Based on how much my friends whine to me about their boyfriends, I can't tell if we're doing this whole relationship thing right or wrong. But either way, I love you.
Sincerely, you never give me any reason to complain about you.