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Dear Family,
Please stop using me as your emotional dumping ground. I'm young, I don't need your problems too.
Dear pigs,
I'll freeze over if you guys start flying. Join me, and together we can watch the world burn!
Dear fair-weather-friend,
I am there for you whenever you need it. Today, I needed to talk and you made me feel like crap.
Dear boss,
Please don't make our meetings at 10pm if you expect me to show up smiling with a positive attitude.
Dear world,
Please stop with the German jokes.
Dear boys,
Please stop asking why girls go to the bathroom together Hermione went and got attacked by a troll
Dear Flatmate,
Please tell me when you have a problem with something I'm doing before it gets to the point where you are so pissed that you can't be civil.
Dear people who can't spell,
Please, it is spelled definitely, D E F I N I T E L Y
Dear Mcdonalds,
On April Fools you should give out salads no matter what the person orders,
Dear world,
So our entertainment is flinging birds at pigs, slicing fruit, snipping ropes and finding a crocodile's water?
Dear everyone,
Please don't make me come down there.
Dear Islamic girls on campus,
Your hijabs are very pretty.
Dear mom,
So you can run away for five days and you expect us not to bug you but I try to spend one hour with my boyfriend and you send me 20 texts?
Dear women who claim to hate men,
If you hate men so much, why are you still sleeping with them?
Dear boyfriend,
Based on how much my friends whine to me about their boyfriends, I can't tell if we're doing this whole relationship thing right or wrong. But either way, I love you.
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