I know there are attractive, smart guys on campus. I see them during finals week in hidden corners of the library looking adorable, brows furrowed, studying hard. So why aren't there any in any of my classes?
Sincerely, an engineering girl who wants good hygiene and brains in a man.
Dear patronising friend,
Please stop saying you 'don't want to spoil my innocence' every time I don't get a sexual reference.
Sincerely, I'm a virgin, not a 5 year old.
Dear people bashing on book-to-movie adaptations,
Please stop complaining. The movies aren't representations of the book; they're representations of the story. There have to be some cuts and changes, or it won't work as a film. You can only complain if the entire plot is changed.
Dear kids who snitch on other kids,
Please accept my thanks. When you pass the word on a kid who's planning a massacre, you are a hero.
Sincerely, a guy whose daughter is still alive
Dear parents of the kid who bullies my little brother,
Teach your kid to play nice, or I will.
Sincerely, his pissed-off protective older sister
Dear girls all over,
Just because I prefer Iron Man or the Avengers over mushy stuff like Mills & Boons, doesn't mean I'm trying to impress guys.
Sincerely, I'd rather watch Hulk smash and Spark's sassy style than watch a girl swoon over. And over. And over
Dear old couple,
Please keep being so kind to the world. Thank you for letting me stay with you when I was poor, hungry, and tired. You saved me. Also the cookie dough in your fridge was exactly what I've needed for the past few months.
Sincerely, a forever-indebted lost traveler
Please realise that books, movies, tv shows and fictional characters can have a tremendous effect on someone who needs an escape, or someone to look up to and relate to. Not everybody has people to talk to. They may not be real, but they can help.
Sincerely, a frustrated person
Dear Every Fish in the Sea,
Keep calm and... Nope, lost it.
Dear Spanish teacher,
I don't care how many years of spanish you took in high school and college. That doesn't mean how your pronouncing the word any more correct.
Sincerely, I'm Mexican and grew up there.
Dear adorable little puppy,
Please stay cute forever and continue to try and protect me from the vacuum cleaner
Sincerely, I love you too
Dear Wal-Mart protesters,
Please understand that buying all the stuff you buy there online is not any better. FedEx workers work 6 hours straight with no breaks and are constantly yelled at to work faster.
Sincerely, working at FedEx.
Dear middle school,
Please realize that a 5 minute passing period realy isn't enough time to go to the bathroom and that teachers rarely let us leave class. By taking away our bathroom privleges at lunch, you've ensured that we won't be able to go at all.
Sincerely, I really have to go pee!
Dear Annoying Teacher,
It was an opinion based essay.
Sincerely, you can't say that it's wrong.
Dear Mom and Dad,
I've seen and heard you fight and argue. But I also saw you work it out. I've seen the work that you're willing to put into your relationship. Because of you, I know that love isn't always easy. But I know that for the right person, it's worth working out the fights. You make me believe in true love.
Sincerely, Your Loving Daughter