Dear pocahontas ,
No, I've never talked to a bobcat before... You might want to see a doctor about that one.
Sincerely, John smith
You have been so strong over the last 14 years. You have worked 3 jobs for longer then I can remember, lived an entire country away from your family, and did a damn good job raising three kids, even after the man you loved left you.
Sincerely, just turned 19, and realized how much character, love, and strength it must of taken to do it all.
Dear 7th Graders,
How do you manage to block the entire hall with 3 people?
Sincerely, Annoyed 6th grader who has four minutes to WALK the distance in which I can RUN in 5 minutes
Dear 5 year old sister,
Thanks for listening to my problems even though you have no idea what I'm talking about.
Sincerely, your 13 year old sister
Dear fellow crew member,
Please realize that you do not have authority to sit down the entire crew after a show and reprimand us for every little mistake. We are all on the same team, we'retudents, and this is college theatre, not a dictatorship. The world does not revolve around you, and I'm sick of having to mentally prepare myself for these "notes" so I don't burst into tears.
Sincerely, A fellow crew member who just wants everyone to respect each other.
Please kick in BEFORE I make stupid decisions, not after.
Sincerely, dying of embarrassment
Dear people with a Confederate flag on their car,
Um...you guys lost the Civil War. And this is upstate New York. So maybe you should take that down...
Sincerely, it looks kind of ridiculous.
Dear Kids Waiting Up Christmas Eve For Santa,
Any other night, a fat guy in red climbing down your chimney and laughing, would scare the hell out of you.
Sincerely, You're Leaving Him COOKIES?
Dear long-time friend,
Please stop telling me that I need to move on. I just lost my son 4 months ago. Just because I still cry occasionally doesn't mean that I'm not healing.
Sincerely, a grieving mom,
Please change your name. We all know that you totally copied me.
Dear Noisy Tampon Wrapers,
Could you try and be a little louder?
Sincerely, I don't think the girl in the last stall quite heard what I was doing...
Dear people who judge other based on their religion,
Please stop. Why can't you believe what you believe and leave others alone?
Dear Pet Parents,
Do you ever wonder what your pet has named you?
Sincerely, worried about what they are named
Dear teacher who doesn't actually teach us anything,,
Just because you're ready to give the test doesn't mean we're ready to take it.
Sincerely, need more time to learn the stuff that you were supposed to teach us.