Lets be fools and rush in
The boy I have to kiss in drama class does NOT need to be the boy for whom I fall into a deep, dank, and uncontrollable love for.
Sincerely, the Girl With Too Many Feelings
Dear people without asthma,
Please be grateful that you don't have asthma. Seriously, it freaking sucks.
Sincerely, an asthmatic.
I know damn fine that I won't ever want have children. So quit telling me how the pill or the three-month injection could affect my fertility and give me the contraception method I've decided to use. It's my body, so it's my decision. I do not have the duty to bear one child after the other just because I'm female.
Sincerely, annoyed woman
Dear girls wanting Disney to make a certain type of princess so more people feel beautiful,
I'm white and healthy and I don't relate to any of the current princesses.
Sincerely, Never fell in love with a beast, had an evil step mother or found prince charming
Dear Gamer Gate,
If it's truly about ethics in game journalism, then distance yourself from the harassment towards women. Renounce the name Gamer Gate and denounce the "vocal minority" and any involvement in death threats or bullying. Start a new movement with a new name based solely on your cause and be ruthless about weeding out the hateful people. That's the only way you'll make progress.
Sincerely, a female gamer who wants the hatred to stop
Dear (current) math teacher,
Thank you so much for restoring my faith in math. You a a fun, relatable teacher who knows how to make a class laugh. You always have our papers graded the next day, which your students are very thankful for. You may not see it yet, but we all appreciate what you do as a teacher.
Sincerely, I wish more teachers were like you
Dear Customers with WIC Checks,
Don't get angry with me because you can't get get an item you want. I have to go by exactly what the check says. So if it says lowfat milk, you get lowfat milk, not whole milk. I'm just the cashier, if you have a problem with that go to the people who hands out WIC Checks. By law, I have no choice or say so in the matter.
Sincerely, One mistake, I get fired and/or fined. I'm not trying to get in trouble over a loaf of bread.
Dear Department of Motor Vehicles,
Please be less annoying.
I don't find Waldo. Waldo finds ME.
Sincerely, Chuck Norris
Dear people who check behind their shower for murders,
Please realize that if you leave the shower curtain open, you can see the entire shower and you don't have to check.
Sincerely, smart people
I spent 12 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars to become a doctor and pay 40% in federal taxes and you want to cut healthcare, yet billionaires only pay 15%? Go f*ck yourselves too.
Sincerely, I may vote Nader.
Dear girl in my class,
Are you kidding me? We're discussing examples of sterotypes and pointing out how untrue they are.
Sincerely, "that's not a stereotype, that's just true."
Dear Rude Customer who yelled at me for there not being enough cashiers at the front of the store,
Please realize that as a stocker I have no control over what happens outside of stocking merchandise
Sincerely, Patience-tested Employee