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Dear World,
If a thief were to argue that the stolen item was just out in the open and they couldn't stop themselves from taking it, that would be considered a confession. Why is it a defense for rape cases?
Dear English speakers everywhere,,
Theatre is the art of making a show or a theatrical piece. Theater is the building we do it in.
Dear fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin world go 'round!
Dear Snuggies,
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot...
Dear world,
I'm not ready. I don't think I'll ever be.
Dear Lefties,
Do you realize that whatever hand you write with, it's going to be challenging to write on one side of a spiral notebook?
Dear advertising companies,
Just because I live in Canada doesn't mean I want to hear 2 minutes of French advertising without subtitles.
Dear guy with tattoos,
no I don't want to see your "sick" ink "brah",
Dear US and MD politicians who want to bring illegal immigrants in,
There's so much gang violence and crime in inner city Baltimore that our kids can't even play outside. We can’t take out the trash without locking the door. You're spending billions on illegals, but what about our neighborhoods? Where can we get asylum? Where can we get refugee status?
Dear men,
Please aim at the toilet... Not the wall.
Dear ignorant classmate,
So... Remind me again why it's a problem that I like both men and women.
Dear People who fake needing 'medical marijuana' just so you can get high,
I do hope that you never, ever, ever know the agony of intractable, uncontrollable, chronic pain ~ for which certain forms of cannabis can be of great help as a last resort
Dear judgmental ladies at toys r us,
just because the box says ages 7 and up does not mean im too old to enjoy the toy. in case you misread it, it says 7 and up not 7 to 10 years old. saying one is too old for toys is like saying happiness has an age limit.
Dear kid who just said,"Thanks for 9/11".,
You're and idiot. Thanks for bringing down the IQ of the world.
Dear Friend,
I fell in love with you. You showed no interest. Now you say you're interested in me. I've pretty much moved on.
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